My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

As for why it suddenly appeared in the air and then floated down, there is no way to know.

"Could it be..." The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, and he suddenly thought of a very big possibility. Could it be caused by some special ability used by an angel girl thousands of miles away.

"Ugh..." Gabriel's face, who was squatting at the door of the house, was blushing. She covered her skirt with both hands, and looked around in a panic.

A simple explanation is teleportation. Originally, it was possible to teleport her directly to the position of the 04 school, but because of the lack of power in the human world, and because of her degeneration, her divine movement became weaker, so something went wrong. .

She should have flown over by herself, but now she turned into a certain 'object' on her body and teleported over.

"Damn." Gabriel smashed her mouth, if it wasn't because she was too late last night, she didn't want to be late for class, so she directly used the magic trick, but this error happened.

But fortunately, she only flew over a fat time. If she flew over herself and didn't follow her clothes, it would be very troublesome...

...

Dongfang Bai, who witnessed this 'miracle', was stunned, which aroused the curiosity of Furuhashi Fumano. In fact, she was deserting, and occasionally glanced in his direction habitually.

As a result, she saw Dongfang Bai, who had been sleepwalking calmly just now, suddenly looked out of the window with a shocked expression. She also followed his perspective curiously, but saw nothing.

"?" Fumio Guhashi looked puzzled, and couldn't understand what was going on with him, but she was more concerned about the future than Dongfang Bai.

Next semester, there will be a school festival next semester. The school festival will usually be performed by students in the third year of high school, and usually the drama club will perform. This time, the school wanted to do something new and randomly selected a class to perform.

Yesterday, I had received a notice that their class A was going to star in the drama, and Furuhashi Funno, one of the goddesses of Toyonozaki, was pushed into the leading role without authorization.

Not because of anything else, but because the drama she starred in this time was "Sleeping Beauty", and it just so happened that her nickname was "Sleeping Beauty of the Forest of Literature"...

"What should I do, what should I do, even though there is still one semester of preparation time, it is impossible for me to perform on stage...!?" Fumio Guhashi muttered in a low voice, his face turned pale, the thought of being on stage She couldn't help but start to get nervous when she was performing.

And most importantly, she played 'Sleeping Beauty', and in the end there was a kiss scene, a kiss scene! !

"Huh?" Dongfang Bai took his eyes back, just to see Fumifu Guqiao talking to himself, which was very strange.

ding dong~

A crisp mobile phone alert sounded, and Dongfang Bai glanced at the phone subconsciously. It was a message from Wugeng Liuli. He didn't expect the black cat to send him a message during class, which was a bit surprising.

[Senior, I tried to write a light novel of love type, can you read it for me...? 】

【in love? You seldom write about this type of glass.]

[Well, that is, inexplicably inspired]

[Did you have inspiration after falling in love with me? 】

Dongfang Bai could guess the expression of Wugeng Liuli on the opposite side of the screen through the screen. He must have a calm face, but in fact, his cheeks have already begun to turn red.

[Really...Senior, I sent it to you]

After Wugeng Liuli finished speaking, a text file was sent over, and Dongfang Bai also chuckled and opened the text in his hand, and began to appreciate it slowly. There are many familiar things and sweet words in the text.

Even Dongfang Bai's face turned red. This sweet feeling was comparable to Kamakiyama Mio's ability to write lyrics. He never thought that a radio type like Black Cat would be so sweet when writing love works.

And the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this work seemed familiar. The other party definitely used what he had done with the black cat as a reference.

[I saw it, a very sweet love work! Excellent! 】 There is another sentence he didn't say, that is, many things that happened here are really familiar.

For example, the first meeting between the male and female protagonists was at a party. The female protagonist was alone and did not communicate with anyone. She seemed very withdrawn, but accidentally bumped into the male protagonist...

Isn't this when he and Black Cat 090 first met? !

[This...is that so? 】Wu Geng Liuli started to squeeze the phone with her hand, and suddenly she felt an extremely shy emotion gushing out from the depths of her body.

When she finished writing this yesterday, she actually read it by herself. She felt too ashamed and didn't plan to show it to Dongfang Bai, but after thinking about it, the two are lovers, so he shouldn't laugh at himself, right?

[Well, although I feel a little shy, but readers will only feel very sweet when they see it. It is much better than the light novels of the stomachache series...] The stomachache series in Dongfang Bai's mouth refers to someone who especially likes to write this. types of authors.

[Well, it's good that senior feels good. By the way, senior, noon... Are you free? If you have time, you can consider coming to my club, I just made an extra bento]

Wugeng Liuli typed this sentence with a blushing face. In fact, both of them knew in their hearts that there was nothing to make a bento. In fact, it was the black cat who was inviting him to lunch together.

[Of course I'm free, but I'm afraid I'm going to die.]

As soon as he thought of the bento made by the black cat and the bento made by his little girlfriend, the goblin, he could already predict what he would become in the future.

Salted fish turn over

Chapter 1 Senxia-sama stopped thinking 【Seeking automatic subscription】

Wugeng Liuli is a high school student who has been in love for a while, so her understanding of 'love' is much deeper than before, and sometimes she can't help but think about it at night various things.

As soon as her mind became hot, she directly wrote a love-oriented youth daily light novel. After she read it carefully, she found that it was a love letter with tens of thousands of words.

"Liu Li, how did you bring the computer to the school?!" Dansheng Gu Senxia showed a very surprised expression as soon as he walked into the activity room, only to see Wugeng Liuli expressionlessly beating on the hexagram carpet. laptop.

She was wearing a high school sailor uniform of Toyonozaki, her long legs were wrapped in black over-the-knee stockings, her calves would sway from time to time as she typed on the keyboard, Wugeng Liuli didn't even turn her head back. Just know who has entered the club.

"I told the teacher in charge that this is the equipment needed in the activity room, and let me bring it in." Wugeng Liuli said flatly.

Because the name of their club is too weird, the teacher in charge can't figure out the situation, and the black cat's mouth is very strong, so that the computer can be brought in.

"That's right! This is the magic item that connects to the 'Sea of ​​Data'. By connecting this device with big data, you can find the boundary line to prevent the invasion of the dark forces."

Xiaoniao Liuhua, who was sitting beside him, suddenly put down the teacup in his hand, and said something that was not serious at all with a serious expression.

"You guys are really..." Dansheng Gu Senxia's mouth twitched, and finally he sighed. Forget it, anyway, she's already used to this group of middle and second illnesses, and feels that even she has been in this kind of environment for a long time. Will be forced to recall that horrific memory.

dong dong. There was a knock on the sliding door of the activity room. Wugeng Liuli, who was lying on the ground just now, suddenly stood up, and then quickly ran to open the door with a blushing face. It was Dongfang Bai who was standing outside. .

"Yo Liuli, good afternoon~".

"Senior too, it's really fast."

Dansheng Gu Senxia looked at the black cat whose expression changed so quickly in shock. Didn't this person still look cold just now, and now he turned into a docile kitten? ? ?

"Yo Liuhua, Danshenggu, long time no see."

"Hey you guy, haven't we met at the Summer Festival before?" Dansheng Gu Senxia complained with a dark face, Dongfang Bai's expression first froze, and then he scratched his face in embarrassment before speaking.

"Ah, indeed."

"You guys must have forgotten, right?!"

...

"Senior Dongfang, why did you suddenly come to this club?"

"Well, because Liuli said that there were more bentos, I came over to eat it cheeky." Dongfang Bai chuckled, and Wugeng Liuli sat on the side obediently, and then took out the bento from the bag he prepared. box.

The moment he opened the bento, Danshenggu Senxia's expression changed. There were at least six kinds of dishes. No matter how much you look at it, you don't have to cook too much. How can anyone cook more of the bento to this extent? ?

"Strange, what about Tushou?" Dongfang Bai asked while sitting on the six-pointed star's cushion. He always felt an inexplicable sense of shame sitting there. Why was Wugeng Liuli so calm when sitting there? ?

"That kid is sick and asked for leave." Dansheng Gu Senxia said a little sourly. When she was in high school, she also had the idea of ​​falling in love and entering the current team, but in the second year of high school, no one had confessed to her.

Even Wugeng Liuli, who she thought was the most unlikely to fall in love, was the first to fall in love among the people she knew!

Dongfang Bai couldn't help but glanced at the black cat. It was incredible from his perspective, because the other party was wearing a sailor suit. Sitting next to the black cat, he could clearly see her fair skin and smell it. A faint scent on the girl's body.

"Senior, if you can, don't stare at me like that in a place where there are so many people." Wugeng Liuli blushed, she quickly picked up a piece of fried pork chop from the bento and stuffed it into Dongfang Bai's mouth.

"I'm sorry, Liuli is too cute."

"I don't mean to blame the seniors, try to be when the two of us..."

Looking at the two people who have been showing their affection over there, Dansheng Gu Senxia only feels that his anger value is skyrocketing, **** it, let's go to death now! !

Of course, I only dared to scold me like this in my heart. I really didn't dare to say it.

"Ara, Senior Dongfang, I remember that you went to the Summer Festival with another very beautiful girl before, right?" Danshenggu Senxia said maliciously, and Wugeng Liuli should be angry!

"'~ Well, it's with Megumi."

"Eh?" Dansheng Gu Senxia's face froze, why, why did he admit it directly, and the black cat on the side didn't respond at all, and was still drinking tea calmly there.

"Wait wait! Aren't you two dating?"

"Yes, senior and I are boyfriend and girlfriend relationship." Wugeng Liuli was still a little shy when he said this, but Dansheng Gu Senxia was even more incomprehensible when he said this.

No, Dongfang Bai Mingming is dating a black cat, but he is dating another one. The most important thing is that the black cat is not angry at all? ?

"...Do you think I'm stepping on two boats?" Dongfang Bai said helplessly, as if seeing through Dan Shenggu Senxia's thoughts.

"Of course! You have already dated the black cat, why are you still..."

"It's true, because the senior is a lecher." Before even waiting for (the promise's) Dansheng Gu Senxia to finish speaking, Wugeng Liuli directly agreed with her words, and glanced at Dongfang beside him with a bit of blush. White.

"Hey, I'm obviously a gentleman..." Dongfang Bai's face turned dark and tried to quibble. Although what the black cat said was true, it was too straightforward.

It's okay to be a little more euphemistic? ?

"Then why are you still..."

"Because I love... I like seniors, that's all."

Danshenggu Morixia: ? ? dog?

What the **** is going on with these two people, is it actually not them that have the problem but themselves? In other words, why is this kind of scumbag man who has two feet on the boat to have a virtuous girlfriend like a black cat, but she is such a pure and beautiful girl but has no boyfriend? ?

Danshenggu Morixia, stopped thinking.

[ps: I just found out that the outline of my book is only more than 100 words...].

Chapter 2 Very sweet taste? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"I don't understand the situation at all. Forget it, I'm too lazy to think about what it is." Dansheng Gu Senxia lay on the small coffee table with a hopeless expression on his face.

Instead of thinking about Dongfang Bai, who has two feet on the boat... Maybe there are more than two guys who are not getting hacked, it is better to think about how to get a boyfriend quickly, and then officially step in. Live life.

"This is? Powerful fluctuations!!" Little Bird You Liuhua, who had been sitting on the side and kept silent and only knew how to drink tea, suddenly opened her left eye and suddenly looked at the door, which attracted everyone to follow her.

"What power fluctuations...?"

"A strong energy reaction is approaching at the door, I am afraid it is a terrifying existence with the power of thunder."

Hearing her words, Dongfang Bai actually stood up unexpectedly and opened the door of the activity room, and then a pale golden shadow flashed, and he subconsciously turned to the side and grabbed the shadow.

"Ahhhh! Damn Lucifer!! Hurry up and let me go desu!" Dongfang Bai didn't even see what the thing that just flashed past was, and now he looked at the 103 idiots caught by him, A guy with a bright forehead that reflects light.

"Protruding guard?"

Xiaoniaoyou Liuhua's head flicked the dumb hair lightly, and immediately stood up and walked towards Tushou Sanae, and Dongfang Bai also immediately let go of the right hand that grabbed the idiot's head.

"Damn Lucifer! He actually saw through my 'Thunder Hurricane Top'!" As soon as Tushou Sanae was released, he immediately retreated to widen the distance between him and Dongfangbai.

"Idiot." Wugeng Liuli rolled her eyes at her. She saw this kind of farce in this club almost every day, but because she herself is a complete middle schooler, she doesn't feel embarrassed at all.

The same is true for Dansheng Gu Senxia. Although he said that he had already left the secondary disease, in fact, it is so natural to mix in such a group of secondary diseases, and he understands all the ingredients.

In the end, he was the only one who was the most embarrassed, because he was the only normal person.

"Tushou! You are not forced to be sealed in the Palace of Thunder because of the erosion of the power of darkness? Why did you appear here?!"

"Humph~ That's because of course my thunderbolt body broke through the darkness!" Little Bird You Liuhua and Tushou Sanae, you and I were saying things that were very embarrassing from the perspective of others, Dongfang Bai sighed, still Sitting next to my little black cat.

Still the black cat sauce.

"Senior, your date with Senior Hui..."

"What's wrong?!" Dongfang Bai's heart trembled, probably Wugeng Liuli was going to start questioning his sins, because although the black cat's character was poisonous, it was actually very docile, and he would not let it go no matter what. His hatchet fell.

To say that the candidate who is most likely to kill him should be Nayuta?

"There's no need to be so surprised... I just want to ask the seniors who are still in an ambiguous relationship with a few girls..." Two red glows appeared on Wugeng Liuli's face.

In fact, she called Dongfang Bai to dinner today because she simply wanted to stay with him, and the other was something the goblin and Hui asked her to ask.

It seems to be saying that if the black cat asks, it is best to speak.

"This...?" Dongfang Bai scratched his cheek, this is really difficult to explain, although there is no confirmed relationship, but a few people have basically confirmed the relationship, except for completely piercing the paper of the relationship. Just tacitly agree with each other.

It seems that apart from the deadly arrogant blond double ponytail and Mio and Azimiao who were too shy to express their feelings, the others, just Gabriel and Xuenai and Gancheng's little princess Latifa, are all considered There are types of marriage (aeej) covenants.

It seems there are quite a few.

"...Looking at the expression of the senior, there must be no less, right?" Wugeng Liuli rolled his eyes and complained, and then sighed.

"Is Lucy angry?"