My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

As expected of being called the **** of meat in the industry, the works are either selling meat or a beautiful girl light novelist who sells meat?

"Tsk, I'm still lacking some inspiration, let's just get naked..." The goblin scratched her head irritably, and suddenly stretched out her hands to her skirt. Fortunately, Dongfang Baiyan was quick and quickly stopped her movement.

"Hey, isn't this home!" Dongfang Bai held the Yamada Fairy's hand with a black face, and stopped her in time. Does this guy really ignore the occasion at all?

The two were fighting and writing the manuscript, but the progress was not slow at all. I don't know how long it took, the Yamada Fairy stretched lazily, and then subconsciously glanced at Dongfang Bai next to her.

He has completely entered a serious state, and his pupils seem to have lost focus. Even if the goblin is dangling beside him, he is completely unaware.

Just looking at his profile so carefully, I don't know how long it took, the goblin couldn't help smirking, and then started shaking his head meaninglessly, suddenly as if thinking of something, and immediately turned on the phone.

"By the way, take a photo and tweet it~ and then add a tweet~"

[Yamada Goblin: I went on a date with Yakumo-sensei again today. Seriously, Yakumo-sensei is so handsome! ! 】

The moment this tweet was sent, the phone of the blond double ponytail with a special attention set immediately rang. She put down the paintbrush in her hand, then squinted at the phone screen, and pouted in disgust.

"Damn Meat Writer...".

Chapter 16 You should not die if you eat it 【For automatic subscription】

ding dong~

Izumi Sagiri's cell phone suddenly vibrated, she glanced curiously, and immediately turned to the Twitter content and photos sent by the Yamada fairy, which was a selfie of the fairy smiling and the side face of Dongfang Bai next to her.

"Huh?! Did you go on a date?! Damn goblin..." Kazumi Sagiri puffed out her cheeks in dissatisfaction. Originally, the goblin Yamada said that she had something urgent to take her brother out, but she didn't expect to run out with the two of them. A sweet date.

After that, she must let the fairy accompany her as a model three times, otherwise the resentment in my heart will be hard to dissipate!

goo~

Hequan Shawu's pretty face blushed, but fortunately there was no one around, otherwise the girl's career would be over when she heard the sound of hunger? Now Xiaobu is out to play, and neither brother nor the goblin are at home.

It seemed that besides her, there was only Qiong left.

"I'm free, and the work is all done." Sagiri sighed, and suddenly thought of a bold idea. It just happened that no one had done the housework at home today. If she did, she might get Dongfangbai's work. compliment.

It shouldn't be too much to ask for a reward, right?

The determined Sagiri decided to act immediately, she suddenly opened the door, then stepped out with her eyes closed, a smile on the corner of her mouth: "It's just to go out the door, for me who can already leave the house, it's simply a small dish. dish!"

"Ha!" Sagiri walked down the stairs one by one, and finally jumped on the ground.

"First of all, let's do the laundry first!" Sagiri clenched her small fists, came to the bathroom as she remembered, and picked up the clothes piled up in the basket.

Good weight! !

The unimaginable weight made Sagiri unable to hold it in one breath, so she could only stop, choosing to carry it bit by bit, until after she was all carried, she slumped to the ground with a tired face.

"It's so heavy, how does that goblin guy usually do housework...~"..."

Sagiri glanced at her slender, white and tender arms like bamboo poles, which was completely different from a girl like a fairy who could hold a pot with one hand. She was afraid that she couldn't hold it with both hands.

Is this the result of a long period of inactivity? ?

"Okay, let's cheer up with a song!"

Sagiri took out her mobile phone and played a lively and cheerful song, humming and throwing her clothes into the washing machine, dancing gently to the tune of the music.

"No! I forgot about the business!" Sagiri, who was halfway through dancing, reacted in time. Just when she was about to turn off the music, Kasuga Yezong walked in slowly, just bumping into this scene.

"...?" Kasuga Ye Qiu unexpectedly glanced at Sagiri's arm, which was still waving, and glanced at the phone that was playing music below, suddenly understood something, and slowly backed out.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm just doing laundry!"

Sagiri blushed and was about to bleed. She usually only did dancing when she was alone at home. I thought Qiong should be on the second floor, but I didn't expect to be hit by her in the front.

She was a little dizzy now that she was embarrassed.

"So, what are you doing?" Kasuga Ye Qiong leaned over and looked at her curiously. Sagiri struggled for a while, but she still spoke her thoughts one by one.

"So that's the case, did Shiro go on a date with the goblin?" Kasuga Ye Qiong narrowed her eyes and said that she was also somewhat interested in the aspect of 'rewards'.

"Huh? Qiong, your expression is to..." Sagiri suddenly had a bad premonition, as if in response to her words, Kasuga Ye Qiong's original plain expression gradually changed, and the corners of his mouth raised like a little devil.

"I'll help you do it together. On the contrary, I will also share half of the reward."

"Eh?!"

...

"Qiu, I'm so stupid." Sagiri looked at Kasuga Ye Qiong next to her with disgust. The two cooperated and barely finished cleaning the house. Because the house was too big, it was really hard to clean, so each one was tired enough.

The two of them happened to be the type with extremely poor physical fitness. Just cleaning the house would make them tired and paralyzed. Now when they started making dinner, it was even more outrageous. Whether it was Qiong or Sagiri, they were the type who had never touched the kitchen at all. .

"You have no right to speak to me."

Kasuga Ye Qiong smacked his tongue in dissatisfaction. He didn't expect that cooking would be so difficult. From the pile of eggshells in the trash can next to him, it could be seen how bad the cooking skills of the two of them were.

"You add too much sugar!! No... isn't that salt!?"

"Tsk, then add a little more sugar to cover up the taste..."

"Soy sauce! Soy sauce poured!"

The so-called three cobblers top one Zhuge Liang. Although the two of them are a mess in their cooking skills, when they cooperate and divide the labor, they can barely make a... omelette.

"'~ Is this thing really edible?" Sagiri looked suspiciously at the plate in front of the two of them. Inside was an extremely 'artistic', irregularly shaped omelet.

"It should be able to eat." Qiong nodded, according to the cooking book, they did not add anything strange in it, it should not be eaten.

"I am back."

As soon as the two were done, Dongfang Bai's voice came from the door. He walked into the house with the goblin. As soon as he entered, Dongfang Bai, who had a sensitive nose, smelled a very strong sweetness.

"Goblin, do you smell anything?"

"There seems to be something sweet..." The Yamada Fairy twitched her nose, and the two of them, who were a little puzzled, simply walked over to the source of the smell. As soon as they entered the living room, they saw Sagiri and Qiong holding hands. A stack of bright red unknown objects.

What's that, Cthulhu Evil God's Supper?

"Brother, goblin, why did you guys come back so quickly?!" Sagiri blushed and immediately shrank to one side, while Qiong continued to hold the plate of omelette in her hand and did not move.

"Qiong, is this what you did?" Dongfang Bai looked at the unknown object on the plate in her hand in shock.

"We did it together with Sagiri, and we also finished the housework, reward." Kasuga Ye Qiong smiled slightly, making no secret of his desire to 'reward', Dongfang Bai instantly understood what was going on, a little embarrassed laughed.

"Brother, try it, it should be edible!" Sagiri shrank behind the dome, and began to instigate Dongfang Bai to eat the unknown object similar to omelette in front of him.

Although his reason was telling him that eating this thing would definitely cause an accident, but when he thought that this was what his two sisters had worked so hard to do for him, he still took a deep breath and took a big bite, and told himself that after this thing, whether it was Whatever tastes must be said to be delicious.

Chapter 17 Ying Lili's active invitation? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

But the moment he entered the entrance, his brain was unable to think, and an indescribable subtle taste was conveyed to his brain through his mouth and tongue. Sticky and fishy.

The most important thing is that an extremely sweet and salty taste and a salty taste that makes people sweaty fuse in his mouth at the same time. Feels like a bug.

At this moment, Dongfang Bai had already begun to feel the cold sweat on his back, but when he noticed the gazes of the two girls next to him, he still forcibly swallowed the food in his mouth.

This may be the feeling of ghouls eating human food...

"How is it brother?"

Sagiri looked at Dongfang Bai expectantly, and after a second of silence, he raised his right thumb tremblingly and said, "It's not bad for someone who is cooking for the first time, and it's worthy of praise. "

"seriously?"

The Yamada Fairy held her chest with both hands, raised one eyebrow, and looked at Dongfang Bai suspiciously. She had just been watching him eat beside Dongfang Bai. Although there was only a slight change in her expression, the cold sweat on her forehead was noticeable. Not fake.

And according to her years of cooking experience, the unknown dish in front of her would definitely not taste much better.

"I'll try it." The Yamada Fairy grabbed the spoon in Dongfangbai's hand directly, then ignored the horrified expression in his eyes, dug up a spoonful of omelette and put it in his mouth, the next second the goblin's face turned blue, strong Endured not to spit out directly.

"Sure enough, it's hard to eat, um." Kasuga Ye Qiong had an expression of "as expected", obviously she had already seen what was wrong with Dongfang Bai just now, it seems that this stack of dishes must taste bad.

"Is it really that bad, brother?"

Sagiri was a little frustrated, but as she expected, Dongfang Bai nodded slowly and said, "I'll do it in the future..."

"Well, although the taste of cooking is indescribable, your housework has been done well. Do you want any reward?" Dongfang Bai smiled and stretched out two hands and touched the heads of the two girls. The soft hair felt very comfortable. Let him fall in love with it a little.

"I want my brother to be (aeej) my model! Take material!!" Sagiri's eyes lit up, she opened her mouth excitedly, and her gaze moved below Dongfangbai's chest.

"Rejected." Dongfang Bai refused with a black face. He still doesn't know what Sagiri is painting. If her model asks him to come, he will definitely be put forward with outrageous demands.

"Tsk, stingy."

Sagiri shook her long hair unhappily, so she could only give up and put forward another condition: "Then brother will stay with me for the whole day after that, all the requirements I made must be fulfilled, and of course I won't ask too much. ."

"It's acceptable if it's not too demanding."

After thinking for a while, Dongfang Bai nodded, then looked at Kasuga Ye Qiong beside him, and said slowly, "Where's Qiong? Your reward is..."

"Well, what 'reward' I want, Shiro should be very clear." Kasuga Ye Qiong raised the corner of his mouth, the girl narrowed her eyes deliberately, Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched, and she could only helplessly nodded.

"It's a goblin, you took your brother out and said it was something important, and it turned out to be a date?!"

Sagiri approached the goblin dissatisfied and complained to her, but the goblin was of course not to be outdone, and could only retort: ​​"What can I do, after the things are done, Chris is caught by him, and he is forcibly locked in the room. Writing the manuscript, Bai is just accompanying me."

Dongfang Bai looked at the two girls, one gold and one silver, clamoring over there, and couldn't help laughing, then shook his head helplessly, seeing that it was not too early today, it was time to prepare dinner, wash up and go to bed.

...

The next day, private Toyonozaki.

Because I had borrowed the book from Eiri before, and Sagiri had already finished the tour, this time I came to return it to her. Although returning the book at school is a bit bad, it is fine as long as no one sees it.

Dongfang Bai came to the art room with a small bag. This is the private studio of Ying Lili, the ace of the art club. No one is allowed to enter, but Dongfang Bai walked in without looking at it.

"Hey, Eiri, thank you for your book."

"finish watching?"

Ying Lili was sitting directly in front of Dongfang Bai, she was wearing a green old-fashioned sports uniform, and her hands were in her arms, and she replied to Dongfang Bai so coldly, you could tell from her tone. She is very upset today.

"Well, Sagiri has already read it all, and said that I will discuss it with you in depth later."

Of course, Dongfang Bai sensed Ying Lili's unhappy mood, but she didn't rush to ask, but put the book on her desk first.

"Well, is it?"

Sure enough, this guy is very upset! Dongfang Bai's eyes twitched, and finally he couldn't hold back and asked, "Ying Lili, why did you ignore my love today?"

"No, that's what I usually do." Ying Lili glared at Dongfang Bai fiercely, her expression didn't look like the 'no' she said, not only angry, but also sulking.

So arrogance is the most troublesome.

The bright golden double ponytails that swayed and swayed along with Eri Eri could see that the owner's mind was in a mess, and Eri Sawamura's pair of transparent and clear eyes were full of complaints and a hint of determination.

"Hey Bai, what would you do if I was really angry?"

"Of course I'm trying to make you not angry."

Dongfang Bai opened his mouth as a matter of course, but suddenly he seemed to understand something, that he was actually caught by Ying Lili? Sure enough, the corner of Eiri's mouth twitched when she heard what he said, and her slender right leg in black stockings was gently resting on her left.

This is the posture she learned from Shiyu of Kasumigaoka.

"Then, come to my house after school, and, didn't you say you want me not to be angry? If you come, I will tell you the reason for my anger." Ying Lili snorted softly, and then flicked her ponytail to make the little girl angry. Turning his head, he seemed to be ignoring Dongfang Bai.

Sure enough, being arrogant is really troublesome, but he really didn't expect that Ying Riri would take the initiative to invite him to her house without any reason. Quite surprised.

[ps: Happy April Fool's Day! ].

Chapter 18 Ying Lili's current career 【For automatic subscription】

"?" Kato Megumi is sitting behind Dongfang Bai and has been observing his every move. Unlike usual, he seems to be a little restless today, and has been pinching the corners of his clothes in class.

According to Hui's understanding of him, something very rare must have happened that surprised him, so he couldn't calm down.

Although she doesn't know what happened, Kato Megumi can guess something through Dongfang Bai running to the drawing room early this morning. If she guessed correctly, it is probably related to Ying Lili.

Something related to Yingli pear and surprised Dongfang Bai? Kato Megumi raised her thin eyebrows, and suddenly seemed to understand something, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

As soon as the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Dongfang Bai stood up from his seat, then grabbed his schoolbag and planned to go out, Guqiao Wennai said with a look of surprise: "What's wrong with Bai Jun today, it seems that there is something urgent. like?"

"It's a secret." Kato Megumi looked at Dongfang Shiro's leaving back with an inexplicable smile, which made Furuhashi Funno even more confused, and was very curious about what was going on.