My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

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During the lunch break, it was rare for Dongfang Bai to not go to the Qingyin Department to drink tea, but to practice his lines on the roof together with Fumio Guqiao. There were only two people in the audience, one of them was Sage Hui, and the other was after hearing about it. Running black cat.

"Senior is going to appear in "Sleeping Beauty" and become a prince...? Pfft." Wu Geng Ruri sat beside Kato Megumi and couldn't help laughing when she heard the news. Just thinking about that scene made me feel very interesting. .

It will be super fun!

"Have you laughed, black cat?" The corner of Dongfangbai's mouth twitched, so he didn't want to appear in any drama. You must know that during the school festival, there will be a performance by a band from the Light Music Department. watch.

If the first thing they saw was his embarrassing appearance on stage in the play "Sleeping Beauty", then the scene must have been so embarrassing that he had goosebumps all over his body.

"Senior, don't care about me, pfft." Wugeng Liuli waved her hand, straightened her body and looked at this side seriously, but as soon as Dongfang Bai picked up the script, she couldn't help laughing again.

This laughter seemed to be contagious, and even Kato Megumi, who had been smiling indifferently next to her, didn't hold back, she just covered her mouth with her hands and snickered.

"..." Dongfang Bai took a deep breath and secretly made a decision in his heart. After finding an opportunity, he must teach the black cat a good lesson.

"Really, stop laughing...!"

Fumio Furuhashi also covered her head with a blushing face. She had used a lot of courage just standing here holding the script. The two girls next to her were still laughing like that. How could she be so focused? .

"Sorry." Wugeng Liuli finally adjusted her posture this time, posing her usual indifferent expression of a 'Falling Saint Black Cat', quite perfect, provided she did not grab her thigh with one hand .

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"Cough, in short, let's start with the kiss that finally woke the princess up."

"Eh?! Why did you have to start from there?" Fumio Guhashi blinked his golden eyes, and his cheeks were so hot that he seemed to be able to fry an egg.

"Because the prince only has his lines when he appears in that place." Dongfang Bai gave a wry smile. Most of this has nothing to do with him. He just needs to defeat the witch at the most extreme point of the story, and then say two lines and kiss the princess. .

"Wait wait! Wait until I'm ready...!!"

Fumio Furuhashi patted his cheek, because the cheek made a rather loud noise because of too much force, and it was red, I don't know if it was because of shyness or because I was simply beaten...

............

"Okay, okay... okay, come on!" Fumano Guqiao took a deep breath, then closed his eyes, grabbing the corners of the clothes with both hands, her slender black eyelashes trembled, looking at her With the appearance of the deputy going out, he almost thought that he was really going to kiss.

"Don't be so nervous, and you won't really kiss."

Wugeng Liuli, who was on the side, spit out a word, she just watched Dongfang Bai walk towards Guqiao Funno step by step, the cheeks of the two gradually approached, although she knew it would not be a real kiss, but it also made her inexplicably nervous. .

Dong Dong... Fumio Furuhashi felt the approaching footsteps and the approaching breath. She felt that her heart was beating surprisingly fast in her chest, as if she was about to jump out of her chest in the next second.

boom! !

"Okay, let's practice on the rooftop this time!" Tian Jingzhong slammed open the door of the rooftop. As soon as he walked in, he saw the scene in front of him, and he froze in place, followed by Akiyama Mio who came up. People are also completely stunned.

"Eh?"

Dongfang Bai also turned his head in confusion for a while, and happened to meet Akiyama Mio behind him. Both of them saw shock in each other's eyes.

"What's the matter with the seniors, they are all standing here..." A Zimiao, who came up last, slowly pushed aside a few people, and when she saw Dongfang Bai, she was stunned.

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"Don't get me wrong! We are preparing for the show! After that, our class is going to play a drama, so we will practice here!"

Dongfang Bai seemed to have sensed that he had been misunderstood, and immediately gave an explanation in a panic, so that what Tanaka was about to say was swallowed back by her.

"We didn't say anything, so why are you panicking?" Kotobuki Tsumugi snickered while covering his mouth. Akiyama Mio was relieved to hear the explanation, and almost thought he had run into something terrible.

"Mio, you guys are also here, and you said 'practice', could it be...?" Dongfang Bai raised his brows, as if he had sensed something. Sure enough, A Zimiao's face turned red, as if she was holding back her laughter and turned her head away. .

"Our class is also going to appear in a drama, and it's 'Luo "One Fifty" Meo and Juliet'." Ritsu Tanaka covered her face with a look of lovelessness. She didn't expect to explain it to others three times today. .

"So the two of you are the main actors? Ryu plays Romeo, and Mio plays Juliet?" Kato Megumi asked softly. As soon as she said these words, the saint felt the obvious change in the expressions of the two girls opposite.

Not good, as if their stabs hit the sore spot.

"No, just the opposite..." Akiyama Mio squatted down and began to draw a circle on the ground with his right index finger.

"Just the opposite?" Wugeng Liuli was taken aback. Since it was the other way around, that is to say, Mio played the hero Romeo, and Juliet the heroine... Ritsu? !

What kind of strange combination is this? She worked as an online writer for two years before she wrote the novel, and she never thought of such a strange combination.

What is this, Luo Mio and Zhu Luye?

"Laugh if you want to laugh!" Ritsu Tanaka shouted to Dongfang Bai with a self-defeating look. Although he tried his best to hold back, it turned out that he couldn't hold back when he really wanted to laugh. .

He was holding back very hard, even his shoulders were shaking. When he thought of the boyish Lu speaking affectionately on the stage in a delicate voice, he felt a smile flooding into his brain...

"Damn, you're actually laughing! Mio, wait for a big punishment!"

Ritsu Tani rushed over and jumped up, aiming at the neck of Kamikaze, which was a chokehold attack, and Akiyama Mio was also embarrassed, and immediately came over and grabbed Dongfang Bai to prevent him from moving.

"Wait, wait, I was wrong, stop laughing!" Dongfang Bai patted the other's arm, but he didn't expect that Tian Jingzhong's height of 1.5 meters could jump so high, and directly clamped his neck.

After a while, Ritsu Tanaka let go of her hand.

"What about Wei? Aren't you from the same class? What are you playing?"

Dongfang Bai looked at Ping Zewei, who had been smirking all the time. Hearing this question, the other party stood in front of him confidently, and then raised his hands in a swish gesture like a wild goose spreading its wings.

Coupled with her inexplicably confident smile, she is quite cute.

"Is this a new type of alien summoning technique?" Wugeng Liuli said with wide purple eyes.

"I played Dashug! He He told me that this is a very important position, it represents the background of the whole drama! It is an absolutely indispensable position, and only I can play it well!"

Yu Pingze's proud little expression made Dongfang Bai's mouth twitch constantly, and He He definitely asked her to play a tree because she couldn't play other difficult roles.

And it's obviously a tree, or g? In other words, there is still abcdef ahead, it's just a drama, what do you need so many big trees for...

"In this comparison, Bai Jun and I's performance seems to be simple, after all, we don't have many lines." Fumino Furuhashi's original nervousness dissipated inexplicably after seeing Ritsu Tanaka and Mio Akiyama. .

That's right. After all, Sleeping Beauty has some plots at the beginning, and the subsequent plots are just sleeping, and the Prince's appearance is also at the end of the drama, so he doesn't need many lines at all.

Compared to Romeo and Juliet played by Akiyama Mio and Tanaka Ritsu, at least there are no embarrassing lines from beginning to end and no need for affectionate confessions.

Suddenly Furuhashi Fumino had great confidence.

"What's the play in Senior White's class?" A Zimiao asked curiously when she came to Dongfang Bai's side.

"Sleeping Beauty." Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes and said in a rather reluctant tone. This sentence obviously attracted the attention of several other girls, all of them looking in this direction.

"Sleep, sleep...Sleeping Beauty?! That's what Furuhashi-san played..." Akiyama Mio's eyes began to roll in circles, and her hands swayed up and down in a panic.

"Well, what I'm playing is the princess." Funao Guqiao's face was full of red, and it was too shy to say that he was a princess, so his voice was very low.

"Wait! Isn't Sleeping Beauty the last scene where the prince kisses and wakes the princess?" Azusa Nakano widened her jet-black eyes, and her words also reminded the other girls.

"Don't get me wrong! Although it is said that there is a kiss scene, it won't be a real kiss! It's my first kiss!" Fumino Furuhashi felt that his cheeks were about to be hot like a kettle, and he explained in a panic.

So we didn't feel like we were really close. Tanaka Ritsu rolled his eyes, is this not self-inflicted?

"It seems that it's not easy for both of us, let's work together!" Tian Jingzhong looked at Dongfang Bai sympathetically, and then lightly patted him on the shoulder to show his encouragement.

"4.9 Hey, if Bai Sang can come to our class to play Romeo, Mio will be very happy~"

Ritsu Tanaka spread out his hands helplessly and shook his head. As soon as he finished speaking, Akiyama Mio, who was so embarrassed, hit her shiny forehead with a straight punch, and the Ritsu team fell to the ground and couldn't get up again.

"Ly! We go to other places to practice, there is no way to calm down here..."

Akiyama Mio covered his face with one hand, and ran away with one hand dragging the half-fainted Ritsu Tani. If he continued to practice here, he would inevitably need to recite those very shy lines.

And Dongfang Bai was watching from the side, she was too embarrassed, she felt that she would faint out of shyness before she could even finish her lines.

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After a day of practice, Dongfang Bai stretched out, took out his phone and checked the time. He had been practicing for a long time. Although Funno Furuhashi was a little nervous at first, he gradually improved after that. .

"Then that's it for today. The effect of the practice is very good, and I can already speak the lines." Dongfang Bai smiled and said softly to the blue-haired girl in front of him.

"Ah, good." Fumano Furuhashi also exhaled in a relaxed manner, what, it seems that as long as she does it seriously, it's still very easy to just play a drama!

It should be no problem to be on stage by then! perhaps.

Dongfang Bai waved his hand and said hello to Fumio Furuhashi before turning his head and leaving. The saint Hui had already been waiting in the classroom to go home with him. When he saw him in the classroom, the girl showed a hint of anger. little expression.

"Bai Jun, it's very slow." The girl puffed her cheeks slightly, looking quite cute.

"Sorry, sorry, where's Liuli? Has she gone back first?"

Dongfang Bai glanced around the classroom, but did not see the black cat, but Kato Megumi nodded slightly and said, "Because she has to go back to prepare dinner for the two sisters, 04, she went back earlier."

"So Megumi is the only one left waiting for me?"

Dongfang Bai chuckled, and leaned in front of the girl, touching her cheeks. Kato Megumi rolled his eyes, put a slender finger on his chin, and dragged him aside.

"If it's Eiri, I just saw her, and she said, 'I'm ignoring that idiot~' and ran away." Kato Megumi said while imitating Eiri's voice and gesture. , that expression is very similar.

"Did Ying Li Li actually say that? Sure enough, only Megumi is the most gentle." Dongfang Bai twitched the corners of his mouth. Didn't that guy, Ying Li Li tease her a little while eating at noon...

"Hey~ It turns out that Bai Jun still knows me. I thought that if Bai Jun ignored me, I would die with Bai Jun with a kitchen knife."

Kato Megumi said very terrifying words with an expressionless face. She suddenly smiled, her hands behind her back, and the sudden change of temperament frightened Dongfang White’s back with a chill.

Although it is said to be a saint, but Hui is also a fan of black, if it is really sick, it will be very scary.

"Pfft, don't worry, I'm just joking." Seeing Dongfang Bai's slightly terrified expression, Kato Megumi showed a bright smile. Her occasional black belly made Dongfang Bai feel a little colder.

"There's no need to be so scared, right? Bai Jun's face was wrong just now." Kato Megumi carried his bag and walked side by side with Dongfang Bai, lightly covering his red lips with one hand, and opened his mouth with a smile.

"It's mainly because the way you looked just now was really scary!" Dongfang Bai recalled the smile of Kato Megumi just now, and the movement of her right hand behind her back, as if she would take out a gleaming knife in the next second.

"However, even I would be jealous." Kato Megumi tilted her head and looked at Dongfang Bai with a serious look. Her tone of words was quite formal, and he could see the seriousness of the girl at a glance.

But before Dongfang Bai could speak, the girl continued, "Well, that being said, as long as Bai Jun still remembers me, at least I'm still Bai Jun's 'passer-by heroine'?"

The girl showed a smile that was half gentle and half playful. Since the two of them became friends, they had basically reached the point where they could talk about everything. Occasionally, the two would talk about some astringent topics.

And every time it was Hui, who seemed to be the "clear" heroine, who picked it up.

"How could I forget, even if I forget myself, it is impossible to forget Megumi." Dongfang Bai also said quite seriously, Kato Megumi paused for a second, then suddenly accelerated to the front, and then turned around.

"Then I'll just trust Bai Jun for now."

"So, how long are you two going to talk at the door?" The silver-haired girl who was waiting at the door held a black rabbit puppet in her arms, looking at the two of them so plainly and said.

"Huh? Are you already home?"

Just now, all her attention was on Megumi, and she didn't notice that she had walked to the door of the house unknowingly. Kato Megumi seemed to have known this for a long time, and showed a sly smile.

"Long time no see, Xiao Qiong."

"Huh." Kasuga Ye Qiu just snorted when greeted by Kato Megumi, she didn't forget the last time the other party molested her on the line, and that incident could be listed first in her black history list.

"Then I'll leave Bai-jun first, and come to my house after the next date, right?" After Kato Megumi said this, Kasuga Ye Qiong ran to Dongfang Bai's side as if he was facing a formidable enemy. He hugged his arm.

Kato Megumi couldn't help but smile when she saw this scene, then waved her hand and left. Maybe Qiong couldn't see it, but Dongfang Bai, who was familiar with her, understood clearly that Miss Saint was deliberately teasing Qiong.

I don't know why the sage Megumi, who usually only has a little black belly 150, will greatly increase the degree of black belly in front of Kasuga Ye Qiu, as if bullying her is very interesting.

"Shiro, you have to date me next time! Also, you have to do everything you did with that guy, no, it's better to do it ten times." Kasuga Ye Qiong said with a dissatisfied face.

"Ten times will kill people..." Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes, smiled helplessly, and reached out to touch the silver-white hair of this little vinegar jar.

"Ah, by the way, I almost forgot one thing." Kasuga Ye Qiong suddenly remembered something and dragged Dongfang Bai directly to the house, making him puzzled for a while.

"What's wrong?"

"I don't need to worry about Bai so much, in short, it's right to come here." The girl was half-pushed and pulled to the door of the house, and then slowly opened the door. The next second, the Yamada Goblin in a red Christmas dress appeared with his hands on his hips. in his eyes.

This is a red and white Christmas costume, but the arms and shoulders are exposed in the air, and the lower body is a short skirt and high boots. hapiness!"

"No, why do you wear Christmas clothes on Valentine's Day??".

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"It's so slow~" The Yamada Fairy complained while leaning forward slightly with her hands on her hips.

The girl wore a pair of cute rabbit ears on her head, wearing a pale pink and white dress, with a bright red bow on her forehead, and her fair shoulders and arms were exposed to the air. .

She wears snow-white suspenders over the knee lace-trimmed stockings, and pink slippers at home.