My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Hoho, stinky white, it seems reasonable for you to say that. I understand, I will lock the door in the future!"

When the goblin heard Dongfang Bai's words, she rubbed her chin thoughtfully, looking like she was thinking seriously. This cute appearance almost didn't make Dongfang Bai laugh.

To think so seriously, if there really are any angels and demons? Even an iron gate can't stop it. Not all angels and demons can pass through walls, fly thousands of miles in an instant, and have powerful forces in their hands.

At this moment, far away in the room of Building 1, Unit 1, of a certain apartment, a golden-haired girl sneezed violently, which caused her game character to die, and she let out a sad cry.

"Well, actually, I'm here today to tell you something. I've found Teacher Erromanga."

Dongfang Bai was silent for a while, and still told the goblin this sentence. After all, he wanted to lure the goblin to find Sagiri. This method is the best way. Manga's identity.

At that time, if the fairy thinks that she has deceived her, it will be troublesome.

"Eh?"

The goblin was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect Dongfang Bai to tell the news, and her eyes suddenly lit up.

Although she has found the artist Eri Sawamura as a partner, it does not prevent her from liking Mr. Erromanga. She also really wants to see herself, even if it is not because of the illustration.

"Really? Where did you find it?"

Goblin Yamada asked excitedly. She has always liked Mr. Erromang's style of painting. Every time she broadcasts the live broadcast of Goblin, she will watch it. However, it seems that there has been no live broadcast in the past two days, which feels a bit strange.

Is there something wrong at home?

"Ahem, in fact, Mr. Eroa is...".

Chapter 32 You stuffed me with something! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"what!?"

The face of the Yamada Goblin changed completely, and her originally excited face became a little unbelievable. She had actually thought about countless possibilities just now, but she never thought that Teacher Erromanga was so close to her.

She was actually a neighbor who was separated by a wall, and she even went to Mr. Erromanga's house every day to play without finding out her true identity!

"Yes, didn't I tell you that I have always lived with my sister?"

Ah, he seems to have said that he has a younger sister who has been living with him.

As Dongfang Bai said, the Yamada Fairy seemed to remember that this happened, but every time he went to Dongfang Bai's house, he never saw his sister, and over time he forgot that he had a younger sister.

"Your sister, Mr. Erromanga?"

The Yamada Fairy showed a shocked expression. She never thought that Mr. Erromang was really next door, but because she had never seen Dongfang Bai's sister herself, she was deceived until now.

"Well, it's just because she doesn't leave the room at all, so she doesn't have any sense of being there. It's normal that you don't remember."

Dongfang Bai scratched his cheeks a little embarrassedly, he knew exactly how much Sagiri was stuck, except to go to the toilet, even if he was beaten to death, he would not leave the room, and he would have lunch in his own room.

Dongfang Bai even wondered if she could not even go out of the room if she had a separate bathroom in the room.

Also thanks to not going out for so long, her skin has not been damaged by the sun's ultraviolet rays at all, so she is very fair and supple, much better than the skin of ordinary girls.

"Why did you suddenly think about telling me about this...?"

The Yamada Fairy looked at Dongfang Bai strangely. Dongfang Bai had never said anything about his sister before, so why did he come back today on a whim? There must be something strange.

"Actually, she wants to see you..."

Hearing Dongfang Bai's words, the goblin was stunned, and the little head began to spin wildly.

Her curiosity about Teacher Erromanga flooded her mind, and if she married Dongfang Bai in the future, wouldn't his sister be her own too! ?

Since she's her own sister, what's the matter with such a small request to meet her, and she's also a teacher of Erromanga!

"No problem, Miss Ben is going to meet my sister-chan!"

Dongfang Bai had absolutely no idea what was going on in the little head of the Yamada Goblin in just a few seconds, and it was strange that the Goblin was so close to Sagiri so suddenly.

Even directly called 'sister sauce'.

...

"Fairy, just wait here for a while, I'll go upstairs and call Sagiri."

Dongfang Bai made a cup of black tea and placed it in front of the Yamada Fairy. She nodded slightly, although she didn't say anything, she was very much looking forward to what Mr. Erromanga would be like.

Besides, she is Dongfang Bai's younger sister! Dongfang Bai's sister doesn't know what it will be like, she is really looking forward to it!

Dongfang Bai quickly came upstairs and knocked lightly on Shawu's door, because Shawu kept himself locked in the room for the past two days, so he was also a little worried.

"Sagiri, that Mr. Yamada has come to see you, is it convenient for you?"

boom!

The door was slammed open, and Sagiri looked at Dongfang Bai with a look of anticipation, and danced with excitement.

"Really? Brother, where is she?"

Seeing Sagiri's reaction, Dongfang Bai was completely stunned. It stands to reason that Sagiri had been eating the vinegar of the Yamada Goblin before, so why was she so excited today.

It felt like a fan who was about to meet an idol.

"She's upstairs..."

Before Dongfang Bai could finish speaking, Sagiri grabbed his clothes and wanted to pull him in. She patted the fluffy carpet next to her and motioned him to sit down quickly.

"What's wrong?"

Dongfang Bai asked Sagiri, looking at her appearance, she couldn't understand what she wanted to do, why she was so looking forward to seeing the goblin.

"Well, brother, in fact, I have one more thing I want to ask you..."

Sagiri turned her head with a blushing face, and did not dare to look at Dongfang Bai, this look obviously hit Dongfang Bai's cuteness, or Sagiri's cuteness.

"Tell me, I will answer!"

"Actually, it's actually about Illya..."

Elijah? She is a very important character in Fate, and her popularity is also quite high. After all, she is silver-haired, red-eyed and loli attribute, which hits the cute point of most people.

Among them is Sagiri. It can be said that Sagiri likes Illya very much, but she may not have thought that the character Illya will die in the end...

Dongfang Bai felt a little unbearable when he thought of this possibility, but for Fate's original work, the impact of the large-scale magic change was too great, and the character Illya exuded real charm because of her death.

I'll write a story about Illya in the future, so that's a compensation.

"Illya in home clothes, I want to paint a little more color, but no matter how I paint it, it doesn't feel right..."

Sagiri showed herself the painting tablet in her hand. There were a few exquisite illustrations of Illya on it, but Dongfang Bai felt pretty good, but she always felt like something was missing.

"The figure is a bit strange, even Illya shouldn't be so flat..."

Dongfang Bai's words awakened Sagiri a little. She painted Illya's chest quite flat.

In fact, Dongfang Bai thinks that Illya's image can be drawn according to Sagiri herself. Now Sagiri has not realized that Illya's image is very similar to her. If she realizes it, she will definitely want to die in shame.

Because every time she broadcasts live, she will draw Illya's color map. If this character is very similar to her, isn't it her own color map? ?

Dongfang Bai hesitated for a long time, but still didn't tell Sagiri about Illya's ending, so let's wait until that point.

"Okay, it's done!"

Sagiri added a few strokes at will, and Illya on the screen looked more perfect. She nodded with satisfaction.

"That's it, I'll call the goblin to come up..."

"Wait a moment!"

Sagiri suddenly grabbed her clothes and shoved two things into Dongfang Bai's hands.

Um?

Dongfang Bai involuntarily looked at what was in his hand, a black blindfold and a... hemp rope! ?

What kind of thing is this, it seems a little wrong, why does my sister have such a thing?

And what does she mean by giving these two things to herself? ! .

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Chapter 33 What is the strange thing in the end [For automatic subscription]

"Sa... Sagiri, what is this?"

Dongfang Bai looked at Sagiri on the side, and she slowly pulled out a familiar pink mask from under the table. No matter how it looked, it looked like the mask she used during the live broadcast.

It seems that it was specially made. The pink-haired Q version of the little girl will wear this mask when she broadcasts as a teacher of 'Eromanga'. It seems that every time she wears this mask, she will become very bold.

Like a different person? Even the character has changed.

"Rope and blindfold."

Sagiri gave Dongfang Bai a strange look, as if she didn't understand what he meant by asking, instead she tilted her head in confusion.

Of course I know it's a blindfold and a rope, what I'm asking is why are you giving this to me! ?

It seemed that she understood Dongfang Bai's meaning, and Sagiri explained it.

"Because, even if you wear a mask, you will still be a little shy when you see strangers, so if you want the other person to wear a blindfold, there is nothing to be shy about seeing me."

"Wait a minute, even if you need a blindfold, there's something wrong with your rope, right?"

Dongfang Bai held the black 510-color blindfold and the rope in his hand. The rope was quite long and could tie a person tightly, and the toughness was quite good after a little pulling, and it was not easy to break free...

Speaking of which, there are some strange things in Sagiri's room, why even have these two things? It doesn't look like something that the usual shy Sagiri would prepare.

Dongfang Bai suddenly thought of something, glanced at Shawu's room, it looked normal, like a girl's room, and suddenly saw a black thing in the corner, and when he got closer, it was an M416...

Assault rifle? ? ?

Dongfang Bai was dumbfounded. He reached out and picked up the rifle. It didn't have any weight at all. It should be just a model of the gun. This made Dongfang Bai heave a sigh of relief.

If it's really an assault rifle, he doesn't know what to say...

You must know that Sagiri was sent by Mr. Dongfang. It is normal to put some self-defense weapons in Sagiri, so Dongfang Bai was really scared just now and thought it was a real rifle.

"I bought it as a model, and sometimes I need to use it for paintings of firearms. (aeei

Saigiri's words reassured Dongfang Bai a little, but Sagiri still bought a lot of things. Every time the courier delivered to her home, she didn't look at it that way and sent it directly to Sagiri.

"However, this rope is..."

Dongfang Bai still couldn't let go of this rope, but he had a vague sense of what Sagiri was thinking.

"Anyway, brother, take it with you first, and... this."

Saying that, Sagiri handed over another tablet. I really don't know where she got the money to buy these things. Since she didn't give it to herself, then it is likely to be Mr. Dongfang...

"This is again...?"

"I want to see what Yamada-sensei looks like before making a decision."

Sagiri seems to want to confirm what the Yamada Fairy looks like, but the smile on her face doesn't know why, and Dongfang Bai feels a little ominous foreboding.

"Alright then, I'll go down and talk to her first."

Dongfang Bai sighed helplessly, and walked down with these strange things under Saagiri's encouraging eyes, but when he arrived downstairs, he found that the goblin didn't sit still obediently.

"Huh? What about people?"

Dongfang Bai looked around suspiciously. There was only a cup of finished black tea on the table. The goblin is the type that can't be idle. Nine times out of ten, she was swaying around the house, right?

After all, I and Sagiri chatted on it for a while, and it was normal for the fairy to wait for a long time and feel bored and want to go everywhere.

"Not in the kitchen..."

Dongfang Bai turned around, but he didn't see the goblin for a long time. The mansion was quite big, and there were many rooms. He searched one by one, but still couldn't find the goblin.

Speaking of which, I haven't found a place yet, and it seems that there is only one piece of my room left...

Dongfang Bai slowly walked to his room with the thought of 'No way'. As soon as he opened the door, he saw the goblin lying on his bed, with his face buried in the pillow, and his two long legs that had nowhere to go moving up and down...

"Eh……?"

The goblin also seemed to hear the sound of the door opening, and immediately sat up blushing with an expression of "you read it wrong", but she felt almost suffocated when she saw Dongfang Bai's subtle expression.

Hey, no matter how you look at this, it looks like a lunatic behavior! ?