My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Hey, Bai Sang, you really bought it..."

Tani Zhonglu looked at Dongfang Bai's guitar with one hand behind his back, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily. What's going on with this man?

"Wow!"

Ping Ze's only face was full of joy and excitement. She took the guitar handed over by Dongfang Bai, and then hugged it tightly in her arms and cherished it very much.

Seeing this scene, Dongfang Bai is relieved, it seems that she will really cherish this guitar.

Things that are too easy to say are usually not cherished, and treasures obtained only after long-term efforts are more precious, but this sentence is useless to Yui Hiraizawa,

Even if this guitar is only a few thousand neon coins, I'm afraid she will cherish it quite a bit, right?

"This, you should thank Tsumugi. In fact, it cost 37,500 yuan."

Dongfang Bai scratched his cheeks a little helplessly. In fact, he had just seen what happened, and it was only with the help of Qin Chuanjing.

"Well, that store is actually an industry under my family..."

Kotobuki Tsumugi smiled slightly, Akiyama Mio and Tanaka Ritsu looked at each other, the shock in their hearts could no longer be easily expressed in words.

Silent is better than sound at this moment.

Knowing that I would have let her talk from the beginning, Dongfang Bai raised his head slightly, and he even used the skill of haggling.

"Thank you so much! After that! I will definitely practice every day!"

Ping Zeyu bowed slightly towards Dongfang Bai and Qin Chutsuma, and when she saw it (aeei), she really thanked Dongfang Bai and Qin Chutsuma very much, because they helped a lot.

"Then I'm looking forward to it."

Dongfang Bai didn't turn away from Ping Zeyu's thanks. It could be seen that this dull girl was very grateful for her help from the bottom of her heart.

"Ah, I suddenly remembered that Lu and I haven't settled things in the class, we have to go first, see you tomorrow!"

Akiyama Mio seemed to have suddenly thought of something, and then anxiously pulled Tanizhong Ritsu and left. The two of them seemed to have completely forgotten what they had to do, and ended up playing all the time.

"Then I'll go home first, Bai Jun and Wei both see you tomorrow."

Qin Fuzumu stroked her white hat, and then walked away happily. She was very happy today, and the time in the light music department was very interesting every day.

"Na Wei, I'm going to leave too. You can go back and familiarize yourself with the guitar first."

Dongfang Bai saw that everyone was gone, so he also told Ping Zeyu that he planned to go home. It was really late today, and he just wanted to go back and play games on the sofa.

"Oh! Got it!"

Ping Zeyu looks like a salute with a guitar on her back, she looks a little dull and very cute, but looking at her appearance, she must be holding the guitar and refuse to let go tonight.

...

"Huh, is Sagiri hungry? Do you want to eat later or now?"

Dongfang Bai quickly returned home. He first shouted towards the upstairs, and soon the floor banged for a while, and Dongfang Bai nodded thoughtfully.

It seems that she is not hungry yet. It is estimated that the goblin came to play with her at noon while she was going to school, and brought her snacks.

The relationship between the two of them has become very good, and Dongfang Bai has an inexplicable sense of relief.

hum...

The mobile phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated gently. This was the sound of a phone call. The person who would call him directly, Dongfang Bai, didn't even have to think that there was absolutely only one person.

"Hello? Mr. Yakumo has good news for you. The venue for the signing ceremony has been rented and can be used directly tomorrow."

As expected, Kagurazaka Ayame was in charge of the editor. She had been complaining to herself a long time ago why she hadn't held a signing meeting yet, and she couldn't help herself, so she just said that she had found a good venue.

Who knew that she would directly say that the venue was rented in the past two days? ? ?

"No, will I sign the sale so quickly? Didn't I hear that it will be done for at least a month?"

Dongfang Bai had agreed to the signing party before, because when he started writing a new book, he would definitely have to hold a signing party to gain popularity, and he only planned to sign dozens of them before slipping away.

After all, the signing ceremony is really tiring. Dozens and hundreds of them are fine. If there are thousands of them, the signing of the year of the monkey and the horse month will not be completed, and the arm will be signed off, okay?

"Well, because I'm looking forward to it, I've been urging, and I'm also looking for a suitable venue in private, so I'll find it soon."

Well, I didn't expect Kagurazaka Ayame to think about herself all the time. If she knew her nature, she would almost be moved.

"Then just sign one or two hundred and just slip away."

"Hey!? I have prepared a good way to be lazy for you. Only readers who have purchased the exquisite book can sign up. You should at least sign a little more, right?"

Huh? There is actually such a way. Generally speaking, in order to increase the number of people at the signing party, the author will choose to let people who have books come directly to sign it, but Kagurazaka Iris knows that he is lazy.

Therefore, in this way, only readers who have purchased the "exquisite book" can be qualified to sign, and only Kagurazaka Ayame can think of it...

"Hey, you're not happy about being so handsome at the signing ceremony? You know, if an acquaintance sees you surrounded by a large group of readers, it'll be a facelift."

"I definitely want to die when an acquaintance sees me."

Dongfang Bai is telling the truth. He also specifically told Kagurazaka Ayame that the best place to sign the sale should be in a relatively closed environment to avoid encountering acquaintances in the school.

"So, when are you going to start?".

Chapter 49 Lovely Female Writer 【For automatic subscription】

"Actually, I have a suggestion."

Dongfang Bai was silent for a while, and he thought a lot in his mind just now, how can he be better at being lazy, but how can he be justified?

Of course there is only one way! That is to try to make what you say seem to be very powerful, and then subtly be lazy.

"I have finished writing the manuscript for the second volume. In fact, I think that when the second volume is released next week, I can produce an exquisite copy from it, and then the person who buys this book can sign it."

The other side of the phone was silent for a while, but Dongfang Bai was thinking about how to get the most benefit. If it was just selling the second volume, it wouldn't have such a big publicity effect.

However, when the second volume is sold, the advertising effect will be made first, and the author will also hold a signing party at that time, which will make the popularity rise to a new level again, so that it will be easier to make money.

At that time, a large number of people will come to buy the "exquisite book" of the second volume in order to participate in the author's book signing.

The money earned in this way is not ordinary. Dongfang Bai has already imagined the scene of a large number of neon coins flowing into his bank card.

"Eh? You, who have always liked to be lazy, would come up with such an idea~...!?"

Kagurazaka Ayame looked incredible. In her impression, Dongfang Bai was the type who would be lazy if he could be lazy, and would never do anything unless it was a critical moment.

But this time he put forward a very good idea, which can attract a large number of people to buy exquisite books, but it is also likely to cause his hand-signature to be broken.

You must know that once a large number of people buy exquisite books and enter the signing ceremony, Dongfang Bai will have to sign one more copy. He who has always liked to be lazy is willing to do so!

I was so moved that Kagurazaka Ayame suddenly felt a sense of relief, and the author who was the most worried about him suddenly became enlightened.

but……

How could Dongfang Bai do things that tire him? First of all, making money is one aspect. He will choose to sign a few hundred books and then directly find opportunities to rest and try to delay the time.

E.g……

Oops, I didn't eat in the morning, I was so hungry that I fainted, and I didn't have the strength to sign...

Oops, I was so excited last night that I was able to hold a book signing, so I was so sleepy that I fainted...

Oops, because the weather is too hot, the author fainted from heat stroke, so there is no way to continue signing...

Presumably readers will understand themselves, right?

"But I always feel like something is wrong..."

Kagurazaka Ayame pondered for a while, and then thought about it carefully, as if there was nothing wrong, so he could only give up and nodded.

She felt that being able to persuade Dongfang Bai to hold an autograph meeting this time was a very, very big improvement, and she no longer needed to ask for anything more.

"Ah, yes, it doesn't matter if you want to faint on the day of the signing. I have arranged for a doctor's friend to look after you at any time."

Um?

Dongfang Bai was stunned for a moment, and Kagurazaka Ayame's words completely surprised him. This is too comprehensive. Could it be that the venue will also prepare something like salt water to prevent heat stroke? !

Is the treatment of authors so exaggerated now?

"But you may be surprised when that happens! You must know that many people on the Internet are urging you to open a book signing. You are a representative of the 'excellent author' on the Internet!"

"When the time comes, there will be a lot of people at the venue. It's really good. It's the first time to write a light novel and you can get such good results. It's not an exaggeration to say that you are a genius."

Excellent author...?

Dongfang Bai sneered twice, indeed now he has a good evaluation on the Internet, as a young "high school student genius light novelist" title.

Moreover, the quality of the manuscript is fast, and the release speed of the second volume is actually a week apart, which really shocked many people's mothers.

And there are many people who compare his hard work with other authors, such as 'Look at Mr. Yakumo, one volume is released a week, how about you? Still a month behind the draft! ’.

As a result, many authors treat Yayunbai with the same attitude as a "human flesh code word machine".

But they were still too naive. After their animation started, they began to salt fish and experience the life of a lazy person by eating, drinking, and playing every day.

He doesn't care if the draft is delayed or not, even if Kagurazaka Ayame rushes to his house with a kitchen knife and knocks on the door, he will never open the door.

Although it is said that the editor in charge has the power to urge the draft, but if he would rather die than write, there is absolutely no other way to do it, and there is no penalty for the contract he signed.

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Ah, there are still liquidated damages. If there is no update for two consecutive months, the money will be deducted, so I will start a lazy life in the future.

"However, your manuscript is of high quality, and with Mr. Erromanga as the illustrator, the advertising effect is really great."

What if the advertising effect is great? Although Sagiri occasionally uses her identity as Erromanga to broadcast live or send a tweet or something, Dongfang Bai is completely different.

He is the only one with 50,000 to 60,000 followers who doesn't even bother to post a single tweet. Many people are wondering if this Twitter account is fake.

"Yo Xi! If the second volume is released, I will invite you out for a drink, sister!"

"No, I'm still underage."

Dongfang Bai directly refused Kagurazaka Ayame's invitation without hesitation. He had no interest in tobacco and alcohol, and this editor in charge was the type who often drank.

"Don't, you have to come to the annual meeting of Dengeki Bunko light novelists after a while. What if someone asks you to toast?"

"Then I'll drink juice instead."

Dongfang Bai didn't care at all. After all, he hadn't drank much alcohol in his two lifetimes. Besides, he almost died after drinking alcohol in this parallel world. His body subconsciously had a psychological shadow on alcohol...

"Well, but I have to tell you one thing? There will be a lot of lovely girl writers at the Writers' Annual Meeting, and there is a new girl who is very good recently, and her grades are almost catching up with you!"

female writer? Dongfang Bai thought about it carefully, and the writers he knew seemed to be all girls, whether they were illustrators or light novelists, they were all girls.

It is clear that female writers are very rare creatures, but the writers I know are not boys at all.

Whether it's the illustrator Eri and Sagiri, or the novelist's fairy and Kasumi Shiko, all of them are girls.

However, in another group of writers, I met a few male writer friends who talk a lot. I guess they will also go there when the time comes, right?

But I don't have any interest, so I'll just eat something and drink some juice in the corner, and then I'll be an air man.

[PS: Do you want Gagan City Glorious Amusement Park? If it is added, I will rush the draft in the past few days] for a long time.

Chapter 50 Cardiopulmonary Stop Furuhashi Fumi【For automatic subscription】

"Morning...Morning, Dongfangjun."

Fumio Furuhashi looked at himself with a dejected expression. In the early morning, her spirit seemed to be quite poor. She simply said hello and then turned to look at the practice questions in her hands.

"Huh? Are you in a bad mood today...?"

Dongfang Bai asked with some concern. He shoved the schoolbag containing the textbooks into the desk in a hurry, then sat down and slumped lazily on the chair.

"Eh...? Does my spirit look bad?"

Guqiao Wen Nai turned his head, Dongfang Bai was able to fully see her face at this time, she looked at Dongfang Bai very haggard, the originally fair face was a little blue, and the two big eyes were about to lose their highlights.

A thick layer of dark circles hangs over his eyes, and his beautiful long blue hair is a bit messy, and even a few "May 27" are up.

It's hard to imagine that Furuhashi Fumino, who usually attaches so much importance to his image, would become like this today, and what happened to become like this...

"You're about to faint, aren't you? Didn't you sleep last night?"

Dongfang Bai couldn't help but opened his mouth when he looked at Fumano Furuhashi, what did she go through to become like this.

"Ah...? Maybe I've been reviewing the exercises last night, so I haven't slept much."