My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Okay, tell me, who are you?"

Dongfang Bai squatted down and looked at the girl. At least after the performance just now, he decided that the girl was no threat to him at all. Although she seemed to have undergone special training, it was still far worse than himself.

"...My name is Qiandou Isuzu."

Qiandou Isuzu, that's a good name, but it really doesn't match her character of suddenly pulling a gun from her skirt.

The girl known as Qiandou Isuzu, she looked at herself blankly, as if trying to calm down as much as possible, but unfortunately the tears in the corners of her eyes were a bit conspicuous...

"I'm the Guards from Red Maple Paradise..."

"Stop! I asked about your identity."

Dongfang Bai waved his hand, is there something wrong with this person's mind? What magical kingdom still has a guard, why don't you say that you are the Ultra Guard of the M87 Nebula Light Kingdom?

"...I'm from Gancheng Glorious Amusement Park..."

puff.

Dongfang Bai couldn't help but tug at Isuzu's cheek. Is there something wrong with this guy? He seriously doubts that there is something wrong with her brain, and the gun in her hand is also oddly shaped.

"Huh, why does this thing look like a toy gun..."

Dongfang Bai was holding the white front-bore gun in his hand. It was a bit heavy, and the texture was very good. At first glance, the gold on it didn't look fake.

Wait, this thing is foldable, this is really a toy gun, no wonder it can be pulled out of the skirt.

Dongfang Bai looked at the girl's appearance, and then looked at the front-loaded gun in his hand. Is this girl holding a toy gun to scare people? I am too sensitive...

Did you misunderstand her then?

"That's an assembly dummy gun."

"Don't talk yet"

Dongfang Bai pinched Isuzu's cheeks, she was so tightly tied that she couldn't move at all. The girl's cheeks were very soft and delicate, like jelly with a Q bomb, and water would flow out with a slight pinch.

Now Dongfang Bai can't figure out what her character is like. Suddenly, she feels a little pitiful, and she was punched by herself...

If an ordinary girl fainted long ago, or cried a lot, this girl would not say a word, at most the expression on her cheek was slightly distorted.

"...If you don't believe I'm a Guard, then you can go on a date with me next week."

"Although dating a girl like you is a treat."

"That……"

Qiandou Isuzu's eyes lit up, and she seemed to be able to move Dongfangbai, staring at Dongfangbai's face with her slightly bright pupils.

"However, I refuse."

Dongfang Bai refused without saying a word. He didn't want to date this girl of unknown origin. When he saw her like this, his first reaction was that this guy is quite weird.

Even if this thing isn't a real gun, it's the first time I've seen someone on a date with this thing.

And this guy is still thinking about the date, Dongfang Bai covered his face helplessly, it's not good to keep tying her like this.

Dongfang Bai fiddled with the strange toy gun, then pulled the trigger lightly.

boom!

There was a crisp gunshot, and the muzzle of this smoothbore 527 gun was bubbling with white smoke. Dongfang Bai looked at a BB bullet, which was actually made of soft rubber. Is it really a fake gun?

Dongfang Bai suddenly felt that the girl seemed to be really misunderstood by him. Although he was a little confused by the fact that he took out the gun from his skirt, he didn't expect it to be a toy gun.

And this guy's personality seems to be a little weird, but it's really his own fault, it's better to apologize quickly.

"Sorry, it's my fault..."

Dongfang Bai honestly untied the rope on her body. She didn't seem to care much, but folded the toy gun back to the bottom of her skirt.

"Anyway, please meet me."

Qiandou Isuzu completely ignored Dongfang Bai's actions just now, and directly put forward a request for a 'date'. The purpose was purely for a date. I don't know whether to call her a nerd or a silly cute.

"Anyway, I'll take you to the hospital first, it'll be bad if something happens."

Dongfang Bai said and took out his mobile phone, but he knew that his punch was enough to knock someone out of combat. He was about to call the hospital's phone number, but she stopped him.

Then, under Dongfang Bai's shocked gaze, she took out a thick pad from her abdomen. It turned out that this thing blocked the attack, no wonder she seemed to have nothing at all.

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"..."

The girl was silent. She seemed to be thinking about how to explain how to get Dongfang Bai to agree to her request. After all, she couldn't take him away by force, she just wanted to scare him.

And according to her investigation, Dongfang Bai is a person who hates trouble.

"Although you are fine, your arm was injured just now, or you should go to the hospital."

Dongfang Bai slowly untied the rope that bound the girl's leg. Because the binding was so tight, Dongfang Bai would inevitably have some physical contact when trying to untangle it. Finally, she slowly untied it when the girl blushed. up the rope.

Qiandou stood up and shook her arm a little, but the pain was gone. Now she feels good and doesn't feel any pain at all.

This is also because of this matter, Dongfang Bai's guards are considered to have made an oolong, and they are really exposed to Dongfang Bai's eyes for the first time...

But how many people did Mr. Dongfang send to protect him? The girl just took out her weapon, and the place was surrounded. There were at least 10 people around. It was really uncomfortable to feel that there were always people around.

The girl patted the dust on her body and continued to stare at Dongfang Bai. Although she didn't say a word, Dongfang Bai could fully guess what she was trying to do...

"Please meet me on Sunday..."

"Hey, why are you still making a date?"

This girl is very clingy, super clingy, she feels like a piece of candy, but although she has nothing to do with her, she still misunderstands others, and it is her fault after all.

However, Dongfang Bai still felt a little troublesome. Why was she so persistent and harassed him again and again, just for a date?

"Please, just once, just come once..."

"No matter what you ask me to do!"

The girl bowed to herself, she knew that it was impossible for Dongfang Bai to follow her by force, so she could only make a crazy request.

Anything is fine?

The corner of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched slightly, does this guy know what he is talking about? You can call it anything, it's just too misunderstood.

"Huh... that's fine."

Dongfang Bai thought about it for a while, and finally agreed. After all, he could be considered to be indebted to others. He misunderstood her behavior and even attacked. Fortunately, she was not injured, otherwise he would feel guilty.

"thank you very much!"

"No, no, please don't thank me."

Qiandou Isuzu seemed to have put down a big stone in her heart, but she had just promised Dongfang Bai that she could do anything for him. As the captain of the Royal Guard, she was absolutely sure of her words.

"...Forget it, do you have a mobile phone number? Let's exchange numbers then."

Dongfang Bai took out his mobile phone from his pocket, briefly exchanged phone numbers with Qiandou Isuzu, and left directly, and Qiandou Isuzu did not follow.

"Ugh."

Dongfang Bai sighed a little on the way, and he saw that another girl's name "Qiandou Isuzu" had been added to his mobile phone address book.

I feel as if I have accidentally caused a big trouble. I wonder if anyone will believe him if he goes out, and he has to go on a date with the **** Sunday.

Let's go on a date, others can't be envious of them, but after agreeing to her this time, the two of them will be separated, otherwise they will always feel a little uncomfortable.

Although she didn't know what the **** that strange toy gun was, and her logical thinking also made Dongfang Bai puzzled, why did she point a gun at someone else on a date application, or a toy gun...? ? ?

No, it's not right to say it's a simple toy gun. That musket is a famous old antique, and it can be assembled and folded. It's still a little lethal with special bullets. I really don't know if she's a girl from Where did you get this stuff.

...

"Smelly white stinky white!"

As soon as Dongfang Bai opened the door of his house, a young girl in a maid costume rushed towards her. She threw herself into her arms fiercely, and then hammered herself with a pink fist.

Today's leprechaun is wearing a black and white maid's dress that fits very well, with a white headdress on her long blond hair. She looks like a forest elf maid and is very cute.

Black is the main body, white is the decoration, black and white lace-edged maid outfits, white over-the-knee stockings on the legs, and white slippers on the feet. Today's goblins are also very cute.

but……

what's going on……? ? ? Why does the Yamada Fairy wear a maid costume in her home?

"'~ Fairy? You are..."

"I was beaten up!"

The Yamada Fairy showed a very dissatisfied expression. She pointed to the back with an unhappy face. Dongfang Bai looked closely and pointed to her room...

"Let's not talk about what's going on with your maid costume, what are you doing in the empty room next to my room...?"

Dongfang Bai was dumbfounded. The next room was originally an empty room with nothing, but now there is a sofa, a computer desk and a computer...? ?

Could it be that the fairies were just here to play games?

"Well, this dress was forcibly given to me by Erromanga. She said that she only needs to make her look fat...ahem, as long as she follows her request, she will draw me characters during the live broadcast."

Sure enough, it was Sagiri. Dongfang Bai had already guessed that this matter must have something to do with Sagiri (Li Liaozhao), but Sagiri's room is obviously not very big, so where did so many things come from?

Not to mention the special rope and blindfold before, there is actually a whole set of women's clothing? Where does she usually keep things?

"Then this computer is...?"

"That, because when I usually find you to play, I can only hold the controller to play the battle game. If I want to play the game on the computer, I have to run back. It was a vacant room and moved in directly."

Are you planning to settle here for a long time?

"Let's not talk about this! I was killed!"

The goblin suddenly thought of something, and then pulled Dongfang Bai to her computer, which showed a game screen, which seemed to be a newly released FPS shooting battle game.

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"Murdered?"

Dongfang Bai looked at the computer screen curiously. The full name of this game is 'Jedi'. It is an FPS shooting game that is called the master by the third person. It has been very popular recently and many people are playing it.

The rule is that there are 100 people in a game. Everyone enters the map and starts to pick up weapons and fight. As time goes by, the poison circle will gradually cover the entire map, and the one who survives at the end is the winner.

As a standard game nerd, how could Yamada Fairy let go of such an interesting-looking game? She bought it directly on the day it was released yesterday afternoon.

It's a pity that although she can play MOBA games, she is a complete mess when it comes to FPS shooting games.

"Oh? This is the newly released 'Jedi', can we form a team?"

"Of course, it can be divided into two-player teams and four-player teams. Let me, the first batch of players, teach you how to play. I'll help you set up your account and download the game. You can directly Just get on the computer!"

"Wait a minute, let's not talk about how you started so fast, how did you open my computer...??? 527"

Dongfang Bai doesn't know how to complain. It seems that her computer has also set a password. She thought of some way to open her computer.

"Your computer password should be xxxxxx, right? I guess you should use your birthday as your password. I didn't expect it to be."

"Wait! How did you know my birthday!"

Dongfang Bai was too lazy to complain, there were too many pitfalls, just playing a game with the goblin every day would have a lot of pitfalls, he couldn't finish talking, he turned on the computer slowly.

"Okay, I invite you."

Having said that, the Yamada Fairy controlled the computer and sent a team invitation to Dongfang Bai. The two of them stood on the game interface and felt quite novel.

"Entering the game!"

The two of them matched a 100-player game in less than a while. It can be said that the speed is quite fast. Now this game is so hot, the number of people online should be very exaggerated, right?

"Fairy, how should I play this game?"

Dongfang Bai has never been in touch with this kind of game. At this time, the goblin feels that it is correct to play the fruit (aeei) in advance. He can teach Dongfang Bai to play this cute new game, and he immediately feels a full sense of accomplishment.

"Hum, first of all we have to skydive. The first few games gave me plenty of experience. I must not jump in such a big place, or I will be shot to death by a bunch of people."

Speaking of which, the fairy jumped out of the sky, parachuted from the plane and then landed on the ground. She took Dongfang Bai and landed in a deserted ridge. There was absolutely no one here.

"Oh, there are supplies on the ground to pick up."