My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

Dongfang Bai was stunned. He was shocked by Gabriel's amazing speed of speech. It really shocked Dongfang Bai. Just now, he just wanted to ask her how to play the game and didn't invite him, but she suddenly made a speech. Come over and be stunned.

"No, your teammates will definitely cry, okay, they will!"

The Yamada goblin below the hillside is too lazy to complain, and she didn't expect such a scornful guy, but she has already seen through Gabriel's character, and naturally she is not surprised at all.

It's hard to imagine that this guy used to be a lovely, kind-hearted, hard-working, perfect angel girl who would take the initiative to pick up trash and weed weeds every day, and play with children...

The contrast is so great that it is unacceptable at once.

"Please! Let me do anything!!! Forgive me, I definitely didn't skip work!"

Who believes you? Everyone has a good idea of ​​whether they are skipping work or not, but Gabriel's desire to survive is also surprisingly strong. In order not to lose this 'easy and easy money' job, she really uses any tricks. Out.

"what……?"

Let her do anything? Why do girls like to say this sentence so much now, don't you know that this sentence is very misunderstood? If anyone hears it, they will think what happened to her.

"Then you will work three more days of work next week. Thank you Winette!"

"Three days..."

Gabriel's face was ashen when she heard the number three days, and her beautiful little face was spread on the ground like dough. She didn't expect to work for three more days, she felt like she was going to die.

Her level of laziness was comparable to or even better than Dongfang Bai's. The two-to-three-week shift had already exhausted her to the point of death, and she had to take another three days, so she might as well be killed.

...

In the end, Dongfang Bai and the Yamada Goblin inexplicably won the game, because Gabriel, the iron-headed traitor, actually betrayed her teammates directly, so there is no suspense in this battle.

In a battle of 100 people, Dongfang Bai won the first place with a gorgeous record of 17 kills, and the Yamada Fairy also successfully won the first place for the first time, so I can't be happy.

Although for Dongfang Bai, the first one is a bit inexplicable, it feels like someone else gave it...

"Ah, it's a little late, I'll go back first."

Goblin Yamada glanced at the time on the computer, then turned off the computer and was about to leave. She yawned and looked very sleepy, because she had been staying up all night playing this game yesterday and didn't sleep much at all.

"Are you planning to walk back in that maid costume!? If others see it, you will be misunderstood!"

Dongfang Bai complained about the maid outfit on the Yamada Fairy.

The fair and smooth shoulders on both sides were completely exposed, and the skin on the back was also exposed, with white silk covering her feet, and she was a beautiful blond loli girl, which could make countless people bleed to death.

As expected of Sagiri, as expected of the clothes chosen by Teacher Erromanga, the quality is really good.

"Then you can't let me get off here."

The Yamada Fairy rolled her eyes. When she came over, she was just wearing an ordinary little skirt. Now the skirt is placed on Dongfang Bai's bed. After she grabbed it, she held it directly in her arms.

"It's alright, it's only a few steps from your house to mine anyway..."

The Yamada Goblin didn't seem to care at all, although Dongfang Bai was a little worried, because there were so many neon punks, if the Goblin went out into the street in such astringent clothes, he would never agree.

Who knows if she will be followed by a lustful idiot, but fortunately, her house is very close, and she will arrive at most 10 steps after going out.

"I'll take you back, it's only a few steps away anyway."

"Hum...hmph~ Since you have to send it, it's not impossible."

When the Yamada Fairy heard that Dongfang Bai wanted to send her home, her pretty face blushed. Although her mouth was not forgiving, she was actually quite happy in her heart, which also meant that Dongfang Bai still cared about herself very much.

"Ah, by the way, you're going to have a signing party this Saturday, right?"

The Yamada Fairy suddenly remembered this matter and asked Dongfang Bai.

"That's right. Actually, I really don't want to go, but Kagurazaka asked her to come and harass me every day, and I almost blocked her."

Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes, it was just a signing event anyway, and he was only a newcomer, so he probably wouldn't get many readers.

"Then come on, come on, anyway, I haven't held a signing party, and I haven't made any public appearances, because a super beautiful girl like Miss Ben~ is troublesome if she is harassed."

Although the 4.8 words of the fairy feel a bit narcissistic, it is true. Now that many celebrities in Neon have disclosed their personal information, a large part of them will be harassed, and even their addresses will be dug out.

Moreover, goblins are also the kind of people who are more housebound, and naturally don't like places with many people.

"Well, anyway, come on, see you tomorrow~"

At this time, Dongfang Bai had already sent the goblin to the door of her house. After beckoning to her, she left gracefully and walked towards the door of her house.

After a while, she suddenly turned back, blushing and embarrassed.

"What, I forgot my key..."

Although you are embarrassed to come to ask for help with your blushing face now, the way you just left is really handsome.

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Chapter 63 I'm already on my way 【For automatic subscription】

Saturday, these days finally arrived, even if Dongfang Bai didn't want this day to come, the result came, and it came unexpectedly fast.

"Hey?"

"Master Yakumo, are you ready!?"

As soon as the phone was turned on, Dongfang Bai didn't even bother to look at the name of the contact person and already guessed who was calling. Besides his editor-in-chief, who else would call him at this time.

"Well, it's almost there."

Dongfang Bai returned lazily. He didn't expect that the time for the signing meeting was actually ten o'clock in the morning, but since this is the case, everyone should be disbanding soon, right?

Because eleven o'clock and twelve o'clock are the time when most people eat their lunch, no one will be queuing at the signing party, so it's better to take advantage of lunch.

"Hey, didn't you just wake up now...?"

Kagurazaka Ayame's tone of suspicion suddenly came, and the corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched. This guy's guess was really accurate, but he didn't expect to be able to guess that he just woke up...

But 04 is only eight o'clock now, and it's a holiday Saturday. Dongfang Bai, who could have slept until ten o'clock in the night, can now get up and it's amazing!

"Well, I'm already on my way here."

In fact, he hadn't gotten out of bed yet.

"That's fine."

Hearing Dongfang Bai's reply, Kagurazaka Ayame answered with a doubtful answer, and then she quickly hung up the phone in order not to disturb Dongfang Bai's walk.

"Well, it's already on the way."

Dongfang Bai yawned, and then got up to wash up. The location of the signing ceremony this time was not particularly far away, so he didn't need to be in such a hurry.

And since it only opens at ten o'clock, he should be in time to arrive at half past nine.

"Sagiri, I'm going to the autograph meeting. I have lunch in the refrigerator, remember to warm it up..."

Dongfang Bai only shouted, and it is estimated that Sagiri upstairs agreed in a daze. Now she is in a deep sleep like herself.

After all, both of them are creatures who stay up late, and eight o'clock in the morning is no different from midnight to them.

Because every time I want to go out from the house, I have to go through this super hero slope. If it is normal to walk up, it will be quite tiring, but it is very easy to go down.

Moreover, below Haohanpo is the dessert shop "Suicun" that he often goes to. Because he and Sagiri like this shop's wagashi very much, they have come and gone twice with the proprietress.

"Auntie, I want bean paste stuffing today...!"

Dongfang Bai walked into the wagashi house. Today, I didn't see the familiar aunt guarding the store. There was no one inside. I wanted to buy some wagashi for breakfast on the road...

"I'm coming……"

"Oh, Bai Jun is here again. Today I want bean paste stuffing, right? Two?"

Auntie is still very energetic, and people can't tell that she is over forty years old, just like a young teenager with integrity and youth.

"I woke up really early today. Oh, you're dressed so handsomely. Are you going out? Could it be a date...?"

"No no no..."

Dongfang Bai hurriedly shook his head and refused. This aunt had no idea when she had figured out her character. Basically, she didn't eat breakfast, and even if she did, it would be dessert after ten o'clock.

And if her aunt knew that she was going on a 'date', she would probably pull herself to start chatting and try to ask the other girl.

And it really makes people really curious about what her daughter looks like, and it makes her so worried about not being able to marry...

And he was the only one who often came to buy wagashi so early.

"It's not a date, I just have something to do. I should be back before noon."

"I'm really busy! You have to work hard!"

As expected, Auntie did not continue to ask questions. Knowing that Dongfang Bai was in a hurry, she immediately put the wagashi in her hand in a bag and handed it to Dongfang Bai.

...

"Hey hey hey, hasn't Yakumo-sensei arrived yet!?"

Kagurazaka Ayame was in a hurry at the signing ceremony. She held the phone tightly in her right hand, and the blue veins were stretched on it. She tried to call Dongfang Bai, but she couldn't get through at all.

Good boy, actually shut down...?

"Yakumo-sensei doesn't want to dove off and run away...?"

"Shouldn't...?"

The more she talked about Kagurazaka Ayame, the more she had no bottom in her heart, she deeply understood Dongfang Bai's character, and what that guy didn't want to do would definitely be turned down by all means.

Wouldn't that guy really say 'already on the way', but in fact he immediately pulled out the phone card, then covered the quilt and continued to sleep...?

If it were him, he might have done so...

"Kagurazaka is in charge of the editor, it's already half past nine, Yakumo-sensei hasn't come yet, how will the show start later? Could it be delayed!?"

The staff wearing hats outside said anxiously, if the other writers wished to sit at the venue two hours in advance and wait for the opening, but this guy Dongfangbai has only half an hour left before the opening, but no one has come yet.

Hey, this is the signing event of 'Yakumobai'. If Yakumobai didn't even come, he would be signing a shit.

"Tsk..."

Kagurazaka Ayame is now on the second floor of the venue. She looks out to the venue. There is a long queue of 540 people. It is estimated that there are thousands of people. Such an exaggerated number can be compared to some popular writers!

The author, who is the protagonist, has not arrived yet. What should I do when the opening time is up? Are you telling everyone, ‘Yakumo-sensei didn’t come, you all go back. 'In this case?

Just kidding, if this is true, these readers will definitely be furious, right? Maybe Dengeki Bunko will be bombed the next day? Or is it going to be smeared on the forum?

It's over, my career.

"No, this signing can't be screwed up."

Kagurazaka calamus was about to break out in cold sweat. If Dongfang Bai was a little author with little popularity, he probably wouldn't have many people even if he hadn't come, just like a book signing held by a low-popular writer.

As a result, there was no one at the venue...? Or a few people scattered here and there.

But the thousands of people outside are not joking. If it really messed up, it would be a big joke.

"The most important thing is to delay the opening. The weather is relatively hot. If you want to delay the opening, go and send free water to the readers waiting outside!"

Kagurazaka Ayame was very calm, she knew that she must not panic at this time, there were still 20 minutes before the opening, and she had to go out to find Dongfang Bai at this time.

Chapter 64 There are only ten minutes left until the opening! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"Wow..."

Dongfang Bai felt that his scalp was starting to go numb. He took a closer look at the flyer in his hand, which clearly stated that the first-day premiere signing ceremony of the talented rookie writer 'Eight Cloud White' was held here...

But he felt that he had gone wrong. There must be too many people here, and there are still long queues. At first glance, it is estimated that there must be thousands of people.

"Hello, may I ask if this is the venue for Yakumo White's signing ceremony?"

Dongfang Bai casually asked a girl who was queuing here, but he probably guessed a lot in his heart. After all, the address on the flyer could never be wrong.

"Eh...? That...that...?"

The girl in front of her seemed a little embarrassed. She hesitated and didn't know what to say. After all, the crowd who read light novels were mostly nerdy people.

Moreover, otaku and otaku generally have a very unified commonality, that is, social phobia, social phobia, especially the kind who dare not even speak in the face of strangers.

However, Dongfang Bai completely misunderstood. In fact, this girl is not a social fear at all, but she is just a little overwhelmed by the boy's sudden talk.

Because she usually goes to girls' schools, and her friends are all girls, and she basically doesn't have any contact with men, so she can't slow down for a while.