My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

Kagurazaka Ayame waved his right hand gently, posing as a knife to intimidate Dongfangbai, thinking that he was particularly scary, but in fact, in Dongfangbai's opinion, it was a little childish and funny.

The hatchet is an industry term, which probably means that a blackened girl is stabbed to death with a knife, and most of it is because of emotional disputes, or the behavior of scumbags who step on two boats.

One of the most famous is 'a certain campus', in which the male protagonist was killed by the female protagonist because of an emotional dispute.

"Forget it, today's signing ceremony has also ended successfully. Today, my sister invites you to drink!"

"I'm still underage..."

Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes, knowing that he is still 16 years old. If he really went to drink with Kagurazaka Iris, it would be fine. Although it was normal in the teenage years of the Chinese Dynasty, this place is neon.

Neon can't drink until the age of 20! Unless you go to the vending machine and buy it secretly...

...

Before Dongfang Bai didn't know, the post bar at this time was like an explosion. All kinds of news were being swiped, and it couldn't stop for a while.

Especially the readers who just came back from the book signing today, it is more than exciting.

[My God, I made a special transfer to Chiba Ward today and finally got into Yakumo-sensei's book signing! Although the second volume is a bit expensive, it is definitely worth it! ! ! The plot has already been read first, and the level of excitement is no less than the first volume! ! ! 】

【Landlord! Did you see Yakumo-sensei really? ? Is it that greasy uncle of the bald Mediterranean in his mid-30s? 】

Uncle greasy, this guy really dares to say it.

[Fart, I just saw Teacher Yakumo today, she is really a high school student just like the rumors, and she is super handsome, big sister, I am about to fall! ! ! 】

[Yes, yes, he is the ideal type, and he speaks so kindly and has no air at all! 】

The post bar is quite lively, especially the 'Fate' bar, which was established by Dongfang Bai when he was just writing about fate. There are still many people wondering how it was established so quickly.

Fate's popularity is growing rapidly like a fish leaping from a dragon's gate. Even many other light novel bars next door do not have such a fast growth rate, and they are very active every day.

Several big bar owners have gone to the Fate bar to post. Every day they are guessing about Fate's character settings. Unfortunately, they have already guessed a lot of answers, and they just can't guess it.

【seriously? Is Yakumo-sensei really a high school student? Isn't this an attractive news from the Dengeki Library? 】

[Absolutely true, I also went to the autograph session today. Although the two bodyguards in front of Yakumo-sensei are a bit scary, Yakumo-sensei is really handsome. If I really want to describe it, it's the kind of face that looks like a male protagonist. value! 】

[Wow, why are you not allowed to take pictures in the venue! ! ! I really want to take a photo with Yakumo-sensei! ! ! 】

[It seems that there is news released, but Yakumo-sensei has been swaying around in the queue today...]

In fact, don't look at the fact that these guys are dancing so much on Tieba's network now, they don't dare to talk like this at the signing party, at most they just say hello to Dongfang Bai, then sign and leave.

Because everyone is a dead house, and the communication ability is infinitely close to zero, if you really want to say it, you can't even speak without a keyboard.

[Damn, why didn't I squeeze in? I was just about to buy the second volume of the exquisite book, but told me it was sold out? ? ? It's only been released in less than an hour, right? Are you here to rob? 】

[Upstairs, it is estimated that many people have bought three or four copies... so it is out of stock]

[Mengxin will first ask if anyone has guessed Saber's real name...]

This group of bar friends has first-rate water posting skills, and even some popular big post bars are not as active as they are, because Fate's worldview is quite huge, and there are so many things that can be talked about.

If it comes to a special moment, especially when the author updates, the topics in the bar will come out one by one, and it is impossible to finish. Dongfang Bai will occasionally come over with a trumpet.

[I can't guess, I finished the second volume as soon as possible today, I can probably guess that Lancer's real name is Cuchulainn nine times out of ten, but Berserker can't figure it out a bit...]

[I'm looking forward to the third volume, **** it's not enough to watch at all]

{PS: I’ve been watching Hell Girl for the past few days. When I was coding, my mind was full of its plot. I couldn’t write it out at all}.

Chapter 69 Is My Brother's Girlfriend? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

After Dongfang Bai finished his lunch, he sat back in front of the computer. After the signing ceremony, he was forcibly pulled by Kagurazaka Ayame to have dinner.

Moreover, that guy actually wanted to pour himself alcohol many times. Although the alcohol concentration of neon sake is not high, he still doesn't want to touch it.

He also went to Twitter and Post Bar just now, and took a look at the feedback from readers, which was quite satisfactory. The signature this time was not a blank one.

'Ding dong! ’

It was an application for a video call, and it was a video call from Sagiri. Dongfang Bai was a little stunned and began to accept the application.

"elder brother!"

As soon as the video went through, Sagiri's cute little face was revealed. She stared at herself very seriously, as if she had something very serious to say.

The corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitched slightly. He was clearly downstairs, and Sagiri only needed to stomp her feet to understand what she meant. Why did she make a special video call.

"I can not make it……"

Sagiri's tone was very frustrated, like a player who lost a night in the game, and she was in a very uncomfortable mood at the moment.

"What's wrong?"

"I can't draw..."

Sagiri's voice was still a little low, and she could see that, so she pulled the microphone in front of her so that her voice would be louder.

"Illustrator, I want to paint Illya's colorful paintings, but there is absolutely no way to draw them..."

Sagiri shook her head. It was the first time she felt so irritable. Since the last time she saw the fat times of the Yamada Goblin, she wanted to see the fat times of girls more and more.

"Then, is there anything I can help you with?"

"I want fat times!"

"what?"

Dongfang Bai was stunned. If one day your own sister came up and said, "I want to be fat," what would you think...

"Girls' fat times, I want to see~"! "

Sagiri Chen Ken stared at Dongfang Bai's face, although her expression was very serious and serious, but the words that came out of her mouth didn't match the expression on her face at all.

"Especially, girls with big breasts, brother, I want to see!!!"

In the face of such a request from Sagiri, Dongfang Bai was completely at a loss for a while, and he didn't know what to say. Why should he tell him such a thing.

Isn't he a girl with big breasts? ? ?

"Well, can't the pictures on the Internet be okay?"

"No! Sure enough, I still want to take a look at the real thing. It would be better if I could feel it."

Sagiri touched her chin. She learned this habit from Dongfang Bai, and it is said that the habit of people close to her will also be subtle.

real? And also feel? ? ?

Does this kid know what he's talking about...

"Brother, you should have many female friends, right?"

I don't know why, when Sagiri said this, her tone became a little obedient, and there was an inexplicable sour taste, it felt like a small vinegar jar was turned over.

"This……"

Dongfang Bai didn't know how to refute. To say that he didn't have many female friends, he found that almost all of his female friends seemed to be around him.

"Is there anyone who is cute and has big breasts, and is willing to show me fat times!"

The truth of Sagiri's words really stumped Dongfang Bai. Although she didn't know how much help she wanted to see Fattime's painting, as a brother, she should try to satisfy her as much as possible.

"do not have it……?"

Sagiri was a little silent. She had no idea how harsh this condition was. There were many cute girls around Dongfang Bai, but if her **** were too big, she brushed off a lot of people...

She is also willing to show her fat times. If a normal girl hears this sentence, she will definitely slap her over without even thinking about it.

In the end, Dongfang Bai and Sagiri chatted for a few words, and she hung up the video call and went to paint, leaving Dongfang Bai alone to start thinking.

Pondering on what went wrong with his sister.

Ding dong.

It was the doorbell outside the door that suddenly rang, Dongfang Bai raised his eyebrows, nine out of ten people who came back to look for her at this time were goblins, but didn't she come to look for herself before, why is she coming again now.

"Fairy how are you..."

Dongfang Bai went to the corridor with doubts and opened the door. The moment he opened the door, a flash of light flashed, and Dongfang Bai felt that his eyes were going to be stabbed blind.

What is this... so bright! So dazzling! It's like a moving sun!

"Who is the fairy?"

The flashing girl in front of her tilted her head suspiciously, her brown pupils twinkling, who is this super beautiful girl, and why is there such an exaggerated flash.

It's almost like a flashlight was suddenly turned on in a dark environment. It's still daytime, why is there such a bright light...!

"'~ Are you...?"

Dongfang Bai was shocked. The beautiful girl in front of her tilted her head, unconsciously exuding a super cute feeling. Her long milky orange hair shone in the sunlight like fluorescent powder.

"Brother? I'm Xiaobu."

Small burial, could it be buried in the earth?

Dongfang Bai suddenly noticed that the girl in front of him overlapped with a certain little girl in his memory five years ago. Yes, this child was indeed buried in the earth.

She was wearing a brown school uniform and a black pleated skirt, and a small hat with a red **** her head, exuding a dignified and beautiful atmosphere all over her body.

It's like the eldest lady of a noble family, but he has also met Xiaobu once before. Isn't she dressed like a long-term player in and out of the game hall...

"Also, can my brother tell me first... who is the 'goblin (from Lee)'?"

Xiaobu's expression didn't seem very good. Her cheeks were slightly bulging. As a girl, her intuition told her that the goblin in her brother's mouth was definitely a girl.

Because the name Goblin is a girl's name no matter how it sounds, and the reaction of my brother just now, obviously he mistook himself for a Goblin.

Now the detective Xiaobu is on the scene! According to Dongfang Bai's actions just now, first of all, this girl called a fairy must be in and out of her brother's house often, so her brother will be habitually misunderstood!

And the relationship with the elder brother must be very good, the goblin should be the first name, and Xiaomai thinks that there should be no one with the surname of 'goblin', so the elder brother is kindly calling each other's name!

"Could it be my brother's girlfriend?"

Xiaobu's skeptical expression almost made Dongfang Bai think she was his girlfriend, and then he found out that there was a mistress, and he almost had hallucinations.

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Chapter 70 I will take care of my brother from now on! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"Not a girlfriend, but a good neighbor!"

Dongfang Bai hurriedly explained. Although he didn't know why he wanted to explain, he felt that it would be better to justify a little at this time.

"Huh, what my brother means is that the other party is really a girl."

Hearing Xiaobu's words, Dongfang Bai looked at her with strange eyes, but she didn't expect that she could accurately catch the loopholes in her words, this little sister is not as natural as she looks on the surface!

Xiao buried her cheeks slightly and looked at Dongfang Bai's face with some subtle eyes. She knew that she was just Dongfang Bai's younger sister, and even if he really had a girlfriend, she couldn't do anything about it...

but……! If my brother really has a girlfriend! Then, Xiaobu felt that the consequences would be unimaginable! ! !

Xiaobu would never let his brother be taken away, and he had only seen him once in so many years. If his brother was taken away by a woman who didn't know where he came from, she might regret it and want to die.

"How did you find this, Xiaobu...?"

Dongfang Bai looked at her strangely. He remembered that he just gave her his phone number. She probably didn't know her address.

"I asked Grandpa Dongfang!"

Xiaobu showed her white and shiny teeth. She waved her mobile phone in front of Dongfang Bai with a smile.

Knew it……

Dongfang Bai raised his brows lightly, and he guessed that in all likelihood it was the cheap old man's pot, but he didn't expect Xiaobu to come over.

"Because Xiaobu hasn't seen my brother for a long time, so I took advantage of the rest and wanted to come over to find my brother..."

Xiaobu blinked slightly, because she was much shorter than Dongfang Bai because of her height, so she had to look up at Dongfang Bai with a pitiful look.

"No...?"

puff.

It seemed like an arrow had been shot in the chest, no matter who had such a cute super-beautiful girl sister, she would definitely not be able to resist the request she made, not to mention it was just such a trivial matter.