My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

Moreover, Qiandou Isuzu should be a person of the same grade as himself, why did he still speak like a child, and deliberately say these lines similar to the slogan.

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"Is there really no problem with this train?"

Dongfang Bai carefully sat on the seat of this 'roller coaster', feeling that this children's train was quite old. He gently stroked the body with a forefinger, and a layer of dust was clear.

It's been a while since I cleaned...

"There is absolutely no problem with security."

When Qiandou Isuzu said this, her expression seemed to be somewhat confident. She opened the car door on one side, sat up slowly, and looked at Dongfang Bai who was still standing beside him in a daze.

Snapped! Snapped!

She patted the seat next to her with the palm of her hand, as if she was signaling for Dongfang Bai to sit there.

click!

The moment Dongfang Bai got on the train, he clearly heard a 'click' sound, similar to the distorted sound of a rusty instrument being suddenly pressed and deformed, which caused a trace of cold sweat to flow down his forehead. .

Hey, it doesn't matter, doesn't it mean that there is no problem with the security here? This feels a little bad just sitting on it...!

"Activated."

hum...

A heavy voice sounded, and the long train slowly started. The speed of this movement was almost like a race with a hare heavier than a tortoise on it, making it difficult to complain.

To be honest, Dongfang Bai was too lazy to complain. From the moment he entered this Gancheng Glorious Amusement Park, he felt that there were too many points to say. He should not be too surprised no matter what happened later.

boom!

The rails swayed violently, as if the rails under the train were broken with a bang, and the body suddenly swayed from side to side, which felt quite dangerous.

"'~ It seems to be a little off track..."

Qiandou Isuzu's calm expression finally changed a bit. Her face was a little red, and she didn't look at Dongfang Bai. She just said that there was no problem at all, but the derailment happened before it happened.

If the train derails and falls, it will be the end, and this is a "fairy tale paradise" for children. If the children are injured, this amusement park does not need to be opened.

"Hey, Chito."

Dongfang Bai's pupils shrank slightly, he squinted and pointed to the position in front of him, and asked Qiandou Isuzu.

"What's up?"

"what is that……?"

Dongfang Bai pointed to the potted plant in front of him. There was a flower with a yellow face in it. Its body was twisting irregularly. That's right, twisting, not twisting!

It's super disgusting, and it even feels a little nasty.

"Welcome...to...to the...Rami...garden." (Lee's)

I don't know what the wind was blowing, but this strange flower with **** eyes and a big **** mouth actually opened its mouth to speak, and with its strangely twisted body, it gave people a very infiltrating feeling.

It's just creepy, so terrifying, this flower, this thing actually appears in the children's play area? ? ?

"That's the fairy of flowers."

"That's a monster."

Dongfang Bai refuted Qiandou Isuzu's words without hesitation. No matter how you look at it, that thing is not a goblin.

"That's the fairy of flowers."

"That's the fairy of flowers."

"You don't need to say it three times..."

Damn, I should have rejected it in the first place, why did I come to this **** amusement park...? ? ?

[PS: The new cover dog looks good~] Tan.

Chapter 75 The facial features burst! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

'Hey...hehe, welcome...to. ’

With a subtle expression, Dongfang Bai looked at the terrifying human face flower that twisted its twigs weirdly in front of him. Children would have nightmares at night when they saw this thing. Is it really good to appear in the children's paradise area?

Dongfang Bai was even afraid that this thing would pop out in the next second, and was worried that its eyeball would pop out. It felt like it was already shaky, it was too old.

What kind of children's paradise is this? Is this a haunted house?

"Ahead is the appearance of Tirami..."

Qiandou Isuzu glanced ahead, the train of Dongfang Bai and her was 'slowly' running, and there was a circular high platform in front of it, similar to a stage, surrounded by a circle of red flowers.

Wait, that flower seems to be a fake flower, made of plastic.

"So, what is that tirami?"

The circular stage was empty and there was no one there, Qiandou Isuzu's expression paused slightly, and then sighed softly.

"It really isn't here today."

"It's casual, are you still a miner?"

Dongfang Bai didn't have the strength to complain, so he could only say a few words casually. It was the first time he had dated a beautiful girl and he didn't even feel a little excited. The whole process was embarrassing.

Finally, about three minutes later, Qiandou Isuzu and Dongfang Bai finally got off the slow and dying train. Will there be any safety accident, Dongfang Bai is quite worried that this thing will collapse in the next second.

"Qiandou, why did you bring me to this amusement park?"

Dongfang Bai's question suddenly stopped Qiandou Isuzu, she paused for a while, then turned to look at Dongfang Bai.

"Just wanted you to take a look at this amusement park first and make a suggestion."

"Sure enough, are you the operator?"

Dongfang Bai can guess at random, because no normal girl would choose her date place to come to such a place, unless the girl has a special reason or she is abnormal.

Although Dongfang Bai once suspected that Qiandou Isuzu might have something wrong with his brain, he dismissed the idea later.

"Also, why are you pointing at me with a toy gun and insisting on taking me here for a date? If it's just a suggestion, it shouldn't be necessary."

"That's a folding dummy musket, because (aeei) can't take out a 'gun' in a public place, so I took that."

There are a lot of grooves in this sentence. What does it mean that guns cannot be taken out in public places? Isn't it possible to take out guns in public places? Although Neon is prepared to use ordinary air guns, it is also not allowed to take them on the street.

"You'll know when you see it."

Qiandou Isuzu felt that the progress was too slow, so he simply stretched out his hand and grabbed Dongfang Bai's hand, pulling him forward in a rush. The moment he was held, Dongfang Bai suddenly felt like a date.

But it was only for a moment, because the girl pulled herself to a place similar to a public place in a blink of an eye.

"This is Macaron's musical theatre."

This is obviously a public toilet with stained glass. Why is it so simple? Will people really come to this place? Maybe there will be someone who mistakenly thinks this is a toilet and walks in? !

"Macaron, the music fairy, is an artist who can play beautiful and melodious music, which can bring happiness to people...but not today."

"Why are you so skilled..."

This is the second time. There was no tirami in the tirami park just now, and then there was no macarons in this so-called macaron music theater? ? ?

"Speaking of which, is that building...?"

Dongfang Bai was very curious when he entered the amusement park. The building at the farthest looked like a castle. There seemed to be water around it, just like an ancient European castle.

It seems that this amusement park is not as bad as I thought, at least there are amusement facilities like a castle, which is beyond my expectations.

"That's the dormitory and meeting place for the amusement park employees, and that's where the 'manager' of the amusement park is."

It's not an amusement ride...

"Okay, the next place...!"

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"Candy House?"

"This is the Movlu Candy House. Movlu is the first of the three mascots of Gancheng. After eating the candy it makes, you will be full of joy and hope."

"Wait, the three mascots you mentioned, aren't the other two...?"

"It's macarons and tirami."

Dongfang Bai covered his face. He suddenly felt a little pain in his temples. There are three mascots in this amusement park. Two of the mascots, the miners, didn't even come, and this one was the only one left.

If this one is also absent from work, then Dongfang Bai feels that this amusement park will close down sooner or later, and it will be finished sooner or later!

Moreover, Dongfang Bai felt that he was not out for a date today. He felt that Qiandou Isuzu in front of him was a tour guide, and he was taking him around here. If ordinary people couldn't bear it, they would just leave.

"Welcome to the magic kitchen! But there are a lot of mice in the kitchen, you must kill them to pass the level! The more you kill, the better the prizes!"

Dongfang Bai looked at the small toy pistol handed over by Qiandou Isuzu, and the corner of his mouth slowly hooked up. His FPS technology is not just for fun, especially in the aspect of 'guns', he is quite confident.

Click.

The door opened automatically, and what came into view was a corridor similar to a kitchen. There were holes everywhere, and it seemed that mice would come from inside.

Compare!

The toy gun in Dongfangbai's hand made a strange sound, just like the sound of a water gun. After a mouse was hit, its facial features burst and retreated.

Wait, facial features burst? !

Dongfang Bai was stunned, and before he could react, a large group of mice suddenly rushed out of the hole.

This amount...!

Bibi Bibi! Bibi!

Dongfang Bai felt that his arms could not be waved over. It was impossible to get a full score in this game in a sense, because there were too many, and they appeared in all kinds of strange dead spots.

Compare!

A mouse model's tongue, ears and eyeballs all popped out, and then shrank back. This is too scary, isn't it...? This is the bursting of facial features. Is this a nasty toy made by a Chinese company? .

Chapter 76 Your green hat is very chic 【For automatic subscription】

"Is this a game for children?"

Dongfang Bai turned his head and glanced at Qiandou Isuzu. He looked at the scoreboard in front of him. He only hit 59 of the 100 mice, and the remaining half disappeared before he could aim.

"It's rare to see such a high score."

Qiandou Isuzu glanced at Dongfang Bai unexpectedly. She put away the toy pistol that she had just used and put it back to its original position.

"By the way, what are the so-called luxurious prizes...?"

"Free voucher for croquette."

Dongfang Bai raised his brows, it was actually a free exchange coupon for croquette, but he could also guess that this amusement park had no good prizes to give to guests.

"Since that's the case, leave as soon as you get the prize."

Dongfang Bai glanced at the 'mouse' next to him, this thing is really a little panic, could it be that he even hit his eyeballs for a sense of blow~ Did it pop out?

"...the next room has a - photo with Mufflu."

Qiandou Isuzu grabbed the corner of Dongfang Bai's clothes with his right hand, as if he felt that he couldn't leave at this time, but he only visited the three themed areas.

"That's fine."

In the end, he was unable to agree, but he guessed that the mascot called Mofflu was probably not there, and he really wanted to see how the manager of this amusement park managed to do this.

The profits of places like amusement parks are quite large. As long as you have a little popularity, you can easily make a lot of money, not to mention that the land of this amusement park is quite large.

Qiandou Isuzu took him for a few laps just now and found that he hadn't finished visiting a small part of the amusement park. The site of the amusement park is indeed quite large. If the amusement facilities are completed, an advertisement will be placed.

It should be much, much better than it is now.

Click.

The small wooden door beside the room was suddenly pulled open, and a man in a very strange puppet costume walked out slowly.

so short...