My Senior Brother is Too Steady

"this……"

Looking at the Dongmu Gong in front of him, Yue Lao frowned, a little embarrassed, "This... um..."

At this time, the two were sitting in the flower hall of the side hall of Yuelao Temple, Dong Mugong leaned over and took the initiative to get in the front half of his body.

Yuelao is very familiar with this kind of action, usually when he comes to him for business, and he doesn't want others to know, he will subconsciously make such actions;

Not only that, the action of Mr. Dongmu delivering the treasure bag, the dodging eyes when he spoke...

Yuelao is all too familiar.

But today, this request made by Duke Dongmu is really never heard of, and it also makes Yuelao very difficult.

If it is an ordinary red rope, Dongmugong's identity, status, and qualifications are here, and Yue Lao will definitely not dare to shirk, and if he is deducted, he will be deducted.

but……

"Old Yue, can you give me an accurate word?"

Duke Dongmu asked in a low voice, with a look of helplessness in his eyes.

"Mr. Dongmu," Yuelao cupped his hands and said solemnly, "To tell the truth, Xiaoxian did help someone lead the red rope, but those two red ropes are similar, and they have a little meaning to each other, so they can be tied together. .

Xiaoxian did cut the red rope for someone, but the clay figurines on both sides were struggling with each other. The red rope will not be broken, so give them a good time.

But Xiaoxian, absolutely can't do such a thing of cutting off all the clay figurines of marriage.

This is the fate of the lone star of Tiansha, so there must be a great cause and effect! "

Hearing Yuelao's true feelings, Duke Dongmu murmured for a while, but the words of that 'old gentleman' emerged from the bottom of his heart.

'If the first path doesn't work, then Mr. Dongmu can change his mind and choose a good match to get married as soon as possible;

Then find an excuse to ask His Majesty for a plaque or something like that, wishing you and your wife a match made in heaven, and then Duke Dongmu will walk around lovingly with your wife in front of people.

Can't you avoid suspicion for yourself? '

Duke Dongmu naturally didn't know that the 'Old Mister' who gave him this idea was actually several times more complicated than what he thought at the moment...

Dong Mugong pondered twice, and said:

"Then, can Yuelao take Pindao to meet him, the marriage of Pindao?

This matter is very important, if Yuelao can help the poor, there will be rewards in the future. "

Yuelao smiled wryly and said: "Master Dongmu has something to say, Xiaoxian dare not disrespect, please come with me."

After saying that, Yuelao took Dong Mugong to the apse, and brought in the clay figurines of Dong Mugong's marriage, and brought all the clay figurines who could be married to Dongmu Gong.

Dong Mugong's eyes lit up immediately, and he found that there were four or five clay figurines of Marriage Fate floating around his clay figurine, and the red lines of these figurines of Marriage Fate were all poking towards his clay figurine.

"On weekdays, Pindao is still so missed by others?"

"Mr. Dongmu has won His Majesty's trust, and he is also the king of male immortals..."

"Old Moon, don't say such things!"

Dong Mugong cut off Yuelao's compliment, pondered for a while, and searched carefully among the few clay figurines leaning toward him.

It is also the blessing of the soul and the turning of the times, Dongmugong suddenly flashed a flash of light in his heart...

A few days ago, when he and His Majesty met the Sea God of the South China Sea for the first time, the Sea God of the South China Sea gave His Majesty twelve pieces of advice, and the last piece of advice was, "Take advantage of mediocrity to seek safety."

Dongmugong let out a deep sigh...

To borrow mediocrity means to make oneself appear as mediocre as possible, so as not to arouse the vigilance of outsiders;

Stay safe, stay safe...

"Old Moon!"

Dong Mugong raised his head suddenly, his eyes flickered, and he held Yuelao's arm with his right hand, changing Yuelao's frightened voice.

"Mr. Dongmu, you, how do you want to hold him?"

Dong Mugong stretched out his left hand, and slowly slid five fingers across, making a fist from the palm.

"I want it all!"

Yue Lao shivered suddenly.

What's wrong with Mr. Dongmu? Previously, she wanted to be a bachelor by herself and not get married, but now...

Sure enough, he is an expert!

Dongmu's position is high and powerful, and even a little fairy himself dare not say anything.

What's more, the marriage clay figurines that Yuelao just recruited are indeed able to achieve marriage with Dongmugong, but Dongmugong's cultivation is advanced, if he doesn't move this kind of thought, the clay figurine's red rope will not be involved.

"Hey... hey, Xiaoxian will do it now."

Old Yue agreed in a low voice, and immediately started to get busy.

...

Du Xianmen, next to the spirit beast circle that has just been overturned by a third.

These three eighteen-year-old female qi practitioners have finally discovered that if they keep playing and cultivating, they may not be able to complete this place in ten or twenty years.

So, Ling'e discussed with Youqin Xuanya, got the little uncle drunk, and then the two of them started...

The efficiency suddenly increased by more than ten times!

In just three months, this place has completed a third of the transformation!

In the past few days, Youqin Xuanya was urged by her master to go back to practice for a few months, so Ling'e was busy all by herself in the spirit beast circle.

There are another 1,600 times of the Wenzi Sutra;

The spirit beast circle will be busy for at least half a year...

Thinking of this, Ling'e sighed faintly, clutching the hem of her skirt, and knelt down on the grass next to the pool where the jade frogs were cultivated.

Really are……

If it wasn't for opening the senior brother's defenses as soon as possible and letting the senior brother have a little idea about men and women, he wouldn't have to suffer together with the junior uncle and senior sister Youqin.

Ling'e realized that senior brother had such a troublesome temperament, and she probably couldn't handle it by herself.

"Ling'e?"

Suddenly a familiar greeting came from beside her ear, and Ling'e subconsciously jumped up, staring at her senior brother.

"Brother! Why are you walking silently now!"

"Didn't I come here just like that?" Li Changshou frowned, "It's you, why are you so dazed here, and you let all your mind go, if there is an enemy sneak attack, what should you do?"

Ling'e stuck out the tip of her tongue, and said aggrievedly:

"I've been so tired lately...

And senior brother, you are always on the peak, how could someone sneak attack you. "

Li Changshou's frowning brows relaxed slightly, and his eyes became less severe, "Help me later, and go to practice. This spirit beast circle is waiting for Master Jiujiu to do it."

Ling'e immediately pursed her lips and chuckled, "Oh... how can I help you, brother."

Li Changshou thought for a while and said, "Follow me."

After saying that, Li Changshou and Ling'e went to the attic beside them.

The attic has been carefully repaired, with high-quality materials and paint. If Li Changshou remembers correctly, the decorations here are all made by Qin Xuanya himself...

As expected of being a secular princess, the chess and card room she built had the air of a royal gambling house!

Li Changshou took out a portrait of a handsome man in his sleeve, and it was used by him to 'fix makeup' for Paper Taoist.

Then, he secretly hung up the portrait, secretly put a sachet behind the portrait, and asked Ling'e to check the portrait with his spiritual sense...

After a while, Li Changshou asked, "How is it?"

"What, how is it?" Ling'e blinked weakly.

Li Changshou said: "Did some images appear in your heart?"

"Huh?" Ling'e tilted her head, "This portrait is just a portrait, what kind of picture will appear...?"

Li Changshou frowned, and said, "Continue to investigate."

"Oh," Ling'e responded obediently, sat down cross-legged, and continued to search the portrait with her spiritual sense.

Li Changshou felt carefully that Ling'e did not change at all.

"It doesn't make sense," Li Changshou put away the portrait, took the sachet back into his hands, and then opened the seal on the sachet to seal the elixir inside...

At this moment, there was a sound of '嘤', Ling'e blushed, exhaled lightly there, bit her lip hard, "Senior Brother..."

Li Changshou sealed the sachet in an instant, and casually took out a Qingxin Pill, which directly melted the potency of the medicine, mixed its internal medicinal properties into a mist, and sent it into Ling'e's nose.

a moment later...

Ling'e breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Li Changshou with some fear, but her face gradually turned red again, and she faltered and said:

"Brother, what did you do just now?

If...if...you don't need to use such means...

Just give it a shot..."

Li Changshou looked up at the sky, and said: "Cultivate well, don't think about it, I'm just testing the elixir for Master."

Afterwards, Li Changshou lowered his head and walked away with a puzzled face.

Does this elixir work for those who have their own hearts?

Well, when Master Jiuwu came to get the ambition pill earlier, Master Jiuwu saw a portrait of a beautiful woman, and there was also this elixir behind it, why would Master Jiuwu...

Is it because of the unstable properties of the medicine, or Master Jiuwu himself...

hiss--

Terrible, terrible.

"Brother!"

Ling'e chased out of the attic, leaning on the door frame, and shouted softly there:

"Would you like me to take that thing with you, try it with your 'spiritual' sense!

Only by experiencing it for yourself will you know the effect~”

Li Changshou paused, raised his hand and waved, and floated towards the alchemy room on a cloud.

"Hmph! I know you dare not, and you know you are safe."

Ling'e snorted, rolled her eyes, and returned to her room in the attic with light steps...

However, at this time, Li Changshou had already begun to think about how to improve the two types of elixirs he had just created.

Immortal knowledge of poison elixir, this should be regarded as the pioneering work of Elder Wan Linjun. Li Changshou just stood on a strong branch of a giant tree and made a side branch...

At this time, he had already made two kinds of Immortal Consciousness Pills, and spent a lot of herbal treasures earned with a lot of money, but the effect was obvious, and the hole card library had a small expansion again.

The kind of pill that Li Changshou put away directly was the orthodox anti-immortal consciousness investigation panacea, named [Anti-Cha Dan], which was a treasure that Li Changshou didn't plan to give to anyone.

Otherwise, if this kind of elixir is spread, it might be used on him.

When I am wearing the anti-charging pill, if someone probes me with my celestial sense, a wisp of spiritual mist that is so weak that it is almost invisible will appear around the person who probes me.

This spiritual mist can help Li Changshou locate the person who is investigating him.

The second kind of Immortal Consciousness Pill was named [Heart Burning] by him.

Li Changshou was inspired by the magic of enchantment, using love stones and love wine as the base material, tried hundreds of times in a few months, and found the 'correct' prescription by chance.

Elder Wan Linjun's Immortal Consciousness Poison Pill is actually a special poison that can stab the explorer's primordial spirit with the help of the 'Jade Crystal Stinging Insect'.

Li Changshou's [Heart Burning] was to change the 'Jade Crystal Stinging Insect' into a 'Love Gu', and borrowed a little bit of charm.

By the way, in order to study the method of charm, Li Changshou specially used the image of the master with the permission of the master to secretly find the demon fox trapped in the great formation of the earth veins.

He observed and summed up several times, and cleverly resolved the cause and effect between the demon fox and his little Qiongfeng.

As for the process...

That doesn't matter, the other party has made a great oath after all.

After adjusting the medicinal properties of [Xin Huo Shao] for another two months, Li Changshou put a paper Taoist, a [Xin Huo Shao], and a [Fan Cha Dan] in a specially treated sachet at the same time.

Later, the master just needs to put the sachet on his body and walk around;

If encountering an investigation with immortal consciousness, Li Changshou would use the paper Taoist to judge how the other party is, and if he thinks the other party is not bad, he would open the heart-burning restriction.

The master's reincarnation must be looking for;

But in order for Master to get out of autism as soon as possible, the greetings and recognition from a strange female qi practitioner will definitely lift Master's spirit a lot.

As an apprentice, you can only do this for the master.

Li Changshou tidied up the sachet, and rode a cloud towards Master's thatched hut;

Li Changshou couldn't help but smile a little as he glanced at the three beautiful figures who were busy together again near the spirit beast circle and were much more serious than before.

However, before Li Changshou had time to fly to the thatched cottage, a sudden whim came to his mind.

Calculating with his fingers, Duke Dongmu was waiting in that Sea God Temple again...

In other words, he now has...has...cough, there are 6,692 temples, why does Duke Dongmu always go to that one?

Can't we go to other hidden temples?

Stealing wool is only for one sheep - sooner or later people will notice.

Li Changshou complained from the bottom of his heart, and decided to remind Dongmugong later, so that Dongmugong should remember to hide his whereabouts next time he comes.

He turned a corner on the cloud and returned to his thatched hut.

At the same time, he divided his mind into three functions, borrowed the paper Taoist to observe, and the old man Wan Linjun who searched for poisonous insects in Beizhou found that the poisonous elder was all right, so he activated the paper Taoist underground in the Sea God Temple...