My Senior Brother is Too Steady

"Sir, are you joking? Our melons are all grown in sandy soil. They are not ripe. Can I sell them if they are not ripe?"

The big demon who pretended to be a melon seller reacted very quickly at this time. He rolled his eyes, nodded and bowed his head and answered.

"In other words, you want to keep this melon ripe?"

Li Changshou sneered, gently tossed the big melon in his hand, and said with a smile:

"If this melon is not ripe, what will happen to you?"

"This, this... Sir... I am a law-abiding melon seller. I can't possibly sell you raw melon eggs!"

A little cold sweat broke out on the demon melon seller's forehead, and his hands and feet were trembling.

This big demon himself doesn’t know why he is so afraid of a witch; they came this time to destroy these witches and divine envoys of Poseidon…

But now, just a melon, just hearing a few moderate questions from the other party, seemed to be under some kind of spell, making this big monster almost lose its mind!

The demon melon seller asked in a low voice: "Sir, my melon... no, can you not sell it?"

"Huh? Not selling? Are you implying that I bully the market?"

Li Changshou's [Bear] Paper Taoist stared wide-eyed, and with his left hand as fast as a phantom, he directly grabbed the collar of the demon melon seller and lifted it hard.

The demon melon seller was half a beat too slow to react. When he tried to dodge, his vision was filled with confusion, and the demonic power was completely lost!

The demon soul seals the town!

Li Changshou released the opponent's collar with his left hand and pushed out a palm;

This palm seemed to have no force, and it hit the melon seller's chest, but there were faint blue ripples on the melon seller's chest, and a black shadow came out from behind the melon seller and hit the melon pile.

The melon seller's body suddenly shriveled down, his breath was gone, his soul was gone, and he was already a cold corpse.

And that black shadow, imprisoned by Li Changshou's immortal power at this moment, appeared on the melon pile, and turned out to be a monster that looked like a badger...

"Demon? Take it down!"

Li Changshou shouted, and several divine envoys behind him immediately rushed forward. With a few arms that were thicker than ordinary people's thighs, they stretched out and grabbed, and almost tore the big monster to pieces!

——Over the years, perhaps due to excessive nutrition, the divine powers of the Xiongzhai God Envoys have improved to some extent;

Of course, their strength was left behind by the little Lingli who was beaten by his father in the middle of the night.

At this moment, the big demon, which had transformed into its original form, had its demon soul sealed, and was held down by several strong men from the Xiong Village, suddenly understood!

Whether melons are kept ripe or not seems to be a simple 'mortal farming problem', or a more complex 'trader's credibility problem'.

Maybe this is a philosophical question, or more likely, it’s a secret code exclusive to the local human race...

No matter what, he was fooled!

He was diverted by the opponent and failed to seize the slightest chance to counterattack!

Human race, how cunning!

Li Changshou pointed again, and the big demon was immediately deactivated. The mortals around him reacted three beats too late, and were already screaming again and again.

It's just that the style of painting is a bit wrong...

"Poseidon appears!"

"Master God has caught the monster!"

"Wow, such a big monster, how many meals can it eat if it's roasted?"

The corners of Li Changshou's mouth twitched.

Why are these mortals in Anshui City becoming more and more unworthy?

This is the great demon in the heavenly realm!

If there aren't a few capable human qigong practitioners here, this big monster can destroy a town in a matter of seconds!

Even if you do this, this big demon will still be riddled with karma, and it will definitely end up being chopped to death by heaven's punishment...

That’s all.

How can you blame the believers for reacting wrongly? It's because the protection he gave went too far.

At this time, several other big demons hiding nearby and sneaking into the city were already taking advantage of the chaos to dodge in various corners.

Li Changshou had taken the initiative to attack, how could he let them go?

At that moment, Li Changshou shouted:

"Let everyone stop learning new teachings and come out to search the city! There are demons in the city, and there must be other demons!"

A divine messenger on the side asked: "Sir! What should I do with this harpoon spirit?"

"Take it to the outside of the city for roasting! Remember to bring some onions, ginger and garlic!"

The other big demons couldn't help but trembled when they heard this.

A big demon couldn't hold it any longer and tore apart the body it was wearing, revealing the true form of the Silver Eagle. It roared loudly in the air, spread its wings and flew out of the city!

One stone stirs up a thousand waves!

The gate of the Poseidon Temple was pushed open, and hundreds of strong envoys of the Poseidon Cult, carrying hammers, broadswords, allegro and other kinds of fairy treasures, were shouting and shouting everywhere.

Mortals who were shouted out immediately squatted on the spot and returned home quickly later.

Someone yelled not to let the demon run away. That silver eagle is said to be thousands of years old. It will definitely be a great supplement after eating it!

The remaining three big demons suddenly panicked.

In particular, among these Poseidon Cult envoys, there are dozens of evil auras that cannot be hidden. These auras are very weird, just like the natural enemies of their demon clan, making these demon clan's hearts tremble!

"Let's go!"

The big demons each tore open their skins, transformed into their true bodies, and fled madly towards the outside of the city.

A small area of ​​Anshui City suddenly fell into chaos.

Several big demons were hurriedly escaping in front of them, and hundreds of the strongest envoys of the Poseidon Cult were chasing after them with all kinds of weapons in hand, running like the wind.

In order not to kill mortals, the men and women of Xiong Village jumped onto the rows of rooftops and ran at full speed.

And these mortals in the city... were a little excited, and a little excited.

They rushed to tell each other and called friends, miraculously overcoming their instinctive fear. Under the gaze of Li Changshou, who had black streaks on his head, they followed the angels on the roof one by one, laughing and making noise. .

this……

It seems that within the Poseidon Sect, a large-scale safety knowledge education is about to be carried out!

After a while, hundreds of divine envoys rushed out of Anshui City.

However, those big demons got the order and flew slowly and unhurriedly, like bait, catching the Poseidon Sect's divine envoys and heading towards a dense forest outside the city.

There are naturally monster traps ahead, but with Lord Poseidon's constant voice, these envoys are not afraid at all!

Dozens of pure-blood witches, whose figures were closer to the innate Taoist bodies, quietly moved to the front, hiding their existence with the chaotic aura of the witches.

In the dense forest, the evil spirit is dense;

Outside the city, the shamans are fierce.

But Li Changshou followed the plan calmly and quietly ambushed several paper Taoists underground in the dense forest;

Sprinkle a little bit of drug and release a little bit of loneliness.

This group of executioners from the Western sect made a simple encirclement in the dense forest here, while several of the most powerful demons were hiding at the back and had already discussed the timing of their attack.

They wanted to wait for the envoys of the Sea God Cult to rush into the center of the ambush circle, then surround them on all sides and attack at the same time. They wanted to resolve the fight as quickly as possible, retreat with success, and go back to receive the prize.

Seeing how the shaman was so naive and could only charge into battle, these monsters couldn't help but feel contempt for him.

Witch, the ancients were so stupid!

However, these big demons soon became confused...

The change happened so fast that the demon was caught off guard!

Hundreds of Poseidon Cult envoys had just rushed into the forest and arrived at the outer edge of the demon clan's encirclement, when a black bear spirit suddenly jumped out from behind a big tree, turned around and roared:

"I obey, little one! Just rush to the front!"

After saying that, he ran wildly and charged towards hundreds of divine envoys!

Hundreds of feet away, a demonic man in white jumped out from the tree canopy and shouted:

"kill!"

Twenty or thirty of the monsters lurking everywhere immediately rushed out and chased the black bear spirit!

As soon as they saw their companions rushing out, most of the demon clans had no time to judge, and they immediately appeared, and in an instant they gathered into a 'legion' composed of more than 300 demon clans!

They either flew into the air to escape, or they galloped to fight against the Poseidon Cult's envoys!

The other small half-demon tribe either sensed something was wrong and already wanted to retreat;

Either he was fast asleep and completely passed out.

The encirclement created by these demon clans before was inexplicably resolved, and the demon clan leaders were so anxious that they stamped their feet and cursed...

Li Changshou, who had just arrived outside the forest, chuckled when he saw this.

These improvised mobs were indeed full of loopholes.

The black bear spirit and the white-clothed demon man were just him secretly extracting the demonic energy from the body of the '猹魔', wrapping the two paper Taoist figures, and sneaking into the enemy encirclement by means of escape...

Basic exercises, no six, just a little routine.

Paper figures flew out of Li Changshou's sleeves. They held the formation base, used escape techniques, and circled left and right.

However, Li Changshou, the paper Taoist from the Golden Fairy Realm, did not participate in the battle. He continued to monitor everywhere and did not dare to relax for a moment.

There is going to be a close encounter on the front;

The dozens of Poseidon Cult envoys rushing at the front jumped away to the left and right sides at the same time!

The bull-headed and horse-faced men, who were completely unrecognizable after taking off their hoods, led the forty-six war witches to suddenly accelerate. Their bodies were as fast as phantoms, and the ground was blasted into large craters, emitting the aura of the real witch clan!

Forty-eight strands of blood rose into the sky like wolf smoke, and the afterglow of the setting sun was dyed blood red!

The demon tribe was shocked and in chaos!

At this moment, another pillar of light rose up from all over the dense forest. These pillars of light converged towards the center and instantly formed a large formation, sealing off the area for dozens of miles!

At the base of the twelve formations, there are three paper Taoists with late-stage Celestial Immortal strength sitting cross-legged, ready to inject their own immortal power into the base of the formation at any time to strengthen the formation and ensure that a monster is not let go!

In Anshui City, there are hundreds of Xiongzhai shamans running around at the moment, searching for any missing monsters...

As the sun set, the dense forest flowed into rivers of blood, and monsters were torn to pieces by the war witches with their bare hands. All kinds of corpses could be seen everywhere.

The dozens of war witches who fought bloody battles showed their fierceness, and their bodies were full of blood, recreating the style of ancient battles!

Not to mention the Demon Clan who knew the ferocity of the Wu Clan, even the Xiongzhai Divine Envoys who were half of the Wu Clan's blood, all turned pale and hid in the corner to form a defensive formation...

Trembling, at a loss.

Half an hour later.

The forty-eight witch tribesmen each dragged two or three corpses of monster beasts that tasted good in their memories, and went to a beach on the seaside surrounded by the gods of the Xiong Village.

They took a bath in the sea, set up the grill skillfully, and the aroma of meat filled the area for hundreds of miles...

The bull-headed horse-faced man put his hood back on and sat in the corner of the beach, watching the tribesmen singing and dancing with joy.

The sea breeze blew the soft mane, and the horse's face was full of deep and authentic words:

"Niu, do you remember?

In those years, we chased monsters and ran happily under the sunset. "

"Ah, horse!"

Niu Tou sighed deeply, "These days are finally back again."

"How did happiness disappear? Eh-er~"

"More than this, I want to know what benefits these demon clans can gain from joining a certain religion, mo~"

I heard a voice coming from behind:

"Most of them were forced to survive by a certain religion."

Hearing this familiar voice, Minotaur Mamian trembled a few times and stood up immediately.

Li Changshou squeezed out from the trunk of a big tree not far away, bowed to the bull-headed horse and saluted, "Thank you both for coming to help."

"Poseidon, you're welcome," Niu Tou rubbed his big hands and chuckled, "How can this be considered... ahem, um, forget it as a thank you gift or something.

My friend from the Duxian Sect and longevity said before that you will also have seasonings..."

Ma Mian on the side couldn't help but rolled his eyes, "You are getting thicker and thicker, cow!"

"What? What kind of spiritual beast do you want? What kind of spiritual beast do you want to live long enough to raise?"

The bull-headed bull's eyes widened, "Why are you such a horse-faced person so ignorant of appreciation?

Nonsense!

Today we are here to help. No matter how far those witches are from us, they are still a branch of our witch clan!

How could you do this, Ma Mian! Do you still have any conscience? I also want the kind of pink spiritual beast raised by the little friend from Du Xianmen’s longevity! ? "

Ma Mian was speechless and the whole witch was about to faint from anger.

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, you two, don't be anxious."

Li Changshou already took out two treasure bags with a smile, gave out several jars of seasonings, and said:

"To be honest, I have already sent people to Duxianmen and various towns to purchase a group of spiritual beasts.

You two and the brothers from the Witch Clan, please stay here for a while, and the spiritual beasts will be delivered one after another.

Let's also see if the other party has any follow-up attacks. "

Niu Tou shook his head for a while and said with a smile: "Then, we will respect Lord Poseidon's order! Hehe... Oh no, moo, moo~"

"Go away! The reputation of our underworld division has been ruined by you!"

Ma Mian couldn't help but curse loudly, raised his slender long legs and kicked the bull's head; the bull's head laughed and jumped to the side, and the two seducers quickly struggled into a ball.

In an instant, hoods and shoes and socks were flying around, and the starry night was the same color as the sea water.

Li Changshou was also amused, leaving a hearty laugh on the beach.

…

Li Changshou chatted with the ox-headed horse noodles for a while. A war witch on the side brought a large piece of good barbecue. The ox-headed horse noodles were not stingy either, and gave the shaman about...0.010% of the slightly spicy seasoning.

The spicy and fragrant taste quickly detonated the beach, causing many Wu clansmen to scream and scream after eating it.

Niutou picked out the fattest piece of barbecue and brought it over, but Li Changshou shook his head in embarrassment and refused.

There is no way, there is a little obstacle in my heart.

After eating until they reached the Yuexuan Atrium, Li Changshou called to the hundreds of divine envoys who were waiting in the distance, and carried these war witches who had eaten until they could no longer walk back to the Temple of the Sea...

Li Changshou predicted that the Western Church would make no further moves in the future. After all, the West had exposed its purpose and lost a small amount of combat power.

When risks and rewards are completely out of proportion, no one with any sense will continue...

But Li Changshou still kept a steady hand and maintained a surveillance network covering thousands of miles near the Poseidon Temple, never letting up for a moment.

Half of his mind was taken care of the Poseidon Sect, and the other half was used to check the waterways of Nanzhou.

Naturally, part of my mind remains on Xiaoqiong Peak.

The root is there and cannot be ignored.

For more than two months, these Wu clansmen have been eating and drinking in Anshui City, and they have tasted all kinds of delicacies in the world.

Maybe they felt a little embarrassed to eat and drink for free, so these witch tribes found some work for themselves - they began to train the witch tribe's divine envoys.

After only a few days of training, these divine envoys were unable to get out of bed or walk. They were all crying and screaming, as if they had given birth to sinews all over their bodies in vain...

Li Changshou didn't pay much attention to this. It was beneficial and harmless to improve the combat effectiveness of the divine envoy.

After careful consideration, Li Changshou specially took Long Ji to Anshui City, so that Long Ji could accidentally 'discover' the existence of the witch clan and witch people;

Secretly, Li Changshou handed thirty flat peaches to the paper Taoist here and secretly brought them back to Du Xianmen.

How to make everyone eat peaches happily became a question that Li Changshou had to think about.

There are three main current solutions...

A, pretend this is an ordinary fairy peach;

B, talk to the leader of Kong Kong and tell him that it was given by the leader.

C, knock the master and junior sister out one by one, and feed the peaches one by one.

To be on the safe side, Li Changshou decided to use the fourth plan.

He brewed part of the flat peach into wine, and said that he had accidentally created a fairy wine that could no longer be brewed, and gave it to his uncle, uncle, and master to taste.

Junior sister and master can tell them the truth directly and enjoy the complete flat peach.

"Will such flat peaches help Elder Wan Linjun?"

It just so happened that I had refined several enlightenment-like elixirs before, and this time I sent them to the elder as well.

A great poisonous immortal from the golden fairyland...

Tsk, it makes me excited just thinking about it.