My Senior Brother is Too Steady

Why……

It's obviously me first...

Near the Lingxiao Palace, on a cloud road, Bian Zhuang, the deputy commander of the Tianhe navy, holding a nine-tooth rake, looked at the two figures leaving in the distance on the clouds.

He even heard the conversation coming from the wind...

"Water God, how about dressing up like this?"

The strange general appeared out of nowhere, wearing purple armor, smiling and spreading his arms, turning slightly on the clouds.

Lord Water God nodded with a smile and said: "The general's style remains the same."

"Hahaha!"

This, this proud laughter...

Bian Zhuang was filled with infinite grief and indignation. His whole body was shaking, his hands and feet were cold, and his face was filled with tears. He really wanted to rush up and shout:

‘Can we do this together to flatter the Water God? ’

A greeting came from behind:

"Commander Bian? Your Majesty has declared us."

"coming!"

Bian Zhuang shrank his neck, carried the nine-toothed rake on his back like a great sword, and hurriedly ran over. Together with more than a dozen commanders and deputy commanders of the heavenly soldiers, they hurriedly entered the Lingxiao Palace.

According to the order previously conveyed by Tongming Palace, the twelve heavenly troops will soon begin to recruit a new batch of heavenly soldiers and generals.

This time the Jade Emperor summoned them probably for this reason...

Li Changshou's immortal consciousness caught this scene, and chatted with Zhao Dezhu, the second incarnation of the Jade Emperor, about the details of the expansion of the heavenly soldiers.

Today's Heavenly Court, when recruiting heavenly soldiers, deceives the heavenly soldiers and assigns them directly to various ministries, where they are trained by the commanders themselves.

The reform measures proposed by Li Changshou are not radical. They just add a ‘process’ to the current Tianbing system:

[Establish the Chubing Hall. All the heavenly soldiers who enter the Heavenly Court will be uniformly trained by the Chubing Hall. After learning how to form formations, they will be selected by the heavenly generals of each department and belong to the twelve divisions of the Heavenly Court. 】

In this way, the cycle of new heavenly soldiers forming combat power will be greatly reduced, and the strength of each department can be balanced...

The Jade Emperor incarnates as Zhao Dezhu and speaks:

"Chang Geng, my dear, I have been thinking about the issue of troop sources you mentioned before for a long time. If we want to recruit enough celestial soldiers in such a short period of time, we really cannot rely solely on the celestial beings from the third heaven.

Although, as you said last time, Aiqing, there is really not much difference between the casual cultivators in the Five Continents and the casual cultivators in the Three Thousand Worlds.

However, it is not enough to judge a person's character based solely on his merits and karma.

Although there are many heavenly soldiers and they are not among the gods, heaven is a peaceful place, so those with good character must be selected to be included..."

Li Changshou smiled and said, "Your Majesty, why don't you recruit disciples from the Immortal Sect to serve in Heaven?"

"We have recruited people before, but there are very few candidates," Zhao Dezhu said somewhat helplessly, "Although the Heavenly Court is established, no one knows about it."

Li Changshou thought for a while and then said: "If it is driven by utilitarianism such as merit, virtue and treasures, it is difficult to guarantee that the heavenly soldiers recruited will be loyal to the heavenly court. If there is a difficult battle, they may all escape..."

"Does Aiqing have any tips for this?"

"There are three methods, namely fast, medium and slow."

Li Changshou took out a scroll from his sleeve and handed it to Zhao Dezhu.

With a solemn expression on his face, the latter slowly opened the scroll.

"The Heavenly Soldiers join the ranks and collectively swear an oath... the Super Heavenly Soldiers Plan... the Three Thousand World Heavenly Soldiers Training Base...

My dear, how wonderful! "

Li Changshou said: "The little god has been trying to figure it out for a long time. Your Majesty, you can take a look at it on the way. If there is anything you are not satisfied with or the little god has not thought carefully about, your majesty, you can point it out and the little god will modify it immediately."

Really discuss it and come up with the table.

Zhao Dezhu repeatedly praised his kindness and did not think there was anything wrong with this. He held the scroll and read it carefully, but quickly put the scroll away...

There is no other way, the Water God Mansion has already arrived.

A certain princess who had been waiting for a long time jumped on the cloud, bowed to Li Changshou, blinked, and asked with some confidence:

"Water God...can you go this time?"

"Yes," Li Changshou said with a smile, "General Zhao is going to the underworld with me on a business trip, and may also go to Luzhou, Beiju later. Do you want to go with me?"

"Uh-huh!"

Long Ji's eyes lit up and he nodded variously.

Li Changshou warned: "Your Highness will need to hide his identity later, so just call me senior brother for now, and don't talk about yourself to others.

This General Zhao is His Majesty's trusted general, so he must not lose his etiquette. "

"Long Ji has met General Zhao!"

"Yeah," Zhao Dezhu nodded calmly. He wanted to say something, but felt a little embarrassed. He could only look at Li Changshou, who was squinting and smiling beside him, and sighed:

"Water God, let's set off now."

"good."

Li Changshou shook his fly whisk, and headed towards Dongtianmen with a father and daughter.

At this time, the underworld has not yet been established by the heaven, and there is no direct way to the underworld. The only way is to take a detour from the East China Sea to the netherworld.

Perhaps because of the addition of a stranger, Long Ji was much quieter than before. Her skirt was fluttering and her long hair was dancing lightly. The quiet girl exuded a kind of elegant temperament...

Li Changshou said to Zhao Dezhu with a smile:

“Her Royal Highness the Princess is beautiful, smart, and smart. Although she is young at this time, she will definitely be able to share your worries and solve problems for Your Majesty in the future.

Your Majesty, why hasn't Long Ji been rewarded? "

Zhao Dezhu shook his head and chuckled, and replied in a voice: "Let's wait until the heaven rises. Now the heaven is not stable yet, and her cultivation level is still low, so there is no need to rush.

On the contrary, my dear, do you really have no intention of accepting a disciple? "

Li Changshou sighed and said: "Your Majesty, to be honest, the little god has only been practicing for a few hundred years, and His Highness Long Ji..."

"Why do qi refiners have to talk about age?"

Zhao Dezhu smiled and said: "You have said that Ji'er is smart and smart, and Ji'er admires you very much, Chang Geng. According to her mother, she is the water god every day now, and even when she falls asleep, she keeps talking in her sleep.

Even though I am the Emperor of Heaven, I cannot force you. You still have to make your own decision on this matter...

In fact, I think that if the apprenticeship fails, a marriage is not a bad idea, and it is not a bad idea for a girl with a bachelor's degree of three thousand. "

Give!

Li Changshou suddenly lost his temper and didn't know where to go.

A feudal parent decides his daughter's emotional belonging without authorization. In his previous life, this kind of behavior would have resulted in him being held down and beaten by a boxer!

He glanced at Zhao Dezhu, turned to look at Long Ji beside him, and said with a smile:

"Long Ji, are you still willing to call me teacher?"

Long Ji, who was secretly thinking about the drama of 'Water God and Zhao Dezhu', was stunned when he heard this. His face turned red, he leaned forward and stood on tiptoes.

"Yes! Long Ji is willing!"

"I can't teach you how to practice. I can only teach you the methods of strategy and calculation." Li Changshou took out a jade talisman from his sleeve and said with a smile, "This is a piece of art of war compiled by Ao Yi, which is enough for you to get started. Gift."

Long Ji was overjoyed and couldn't put it down while holding the jade talisman. Finally, he bowed three times to Li Changshou. After standing up, he whispered:

"teacher……"

"Well, let's read this art of war first. If you don't understand, just ask."

Li Changshou said something warmly, then turned to look at Zhao Dezhu beside him.

Zhao Dezhu shook his head slightly, with a bit of disappointment in his eyes...

disappointment?

How anxious is Your Majesty to marry Long Ji off?

Is it the same reason as "Xiong Lingli was knocked unconscious"?

This is still a child! There is at least a child of several thousand years in adolescence!

Of course, despite the complaints in his heart, Li Changshou will continue to chat and laugh with Zhao Dezhu.

As an ordinary powerful minister, you should also practice some professionalism, deceive others, use certain words to make the Emperor feel comfortable, and you will not lack merit in the future.

As soon as they left the Dongtianmen, they met Ao Yi and a large number of dragon soldiers coming to the heaven to pay tribute. The efficiency of the East China Sea Dragon Palace was also quite astonishing.

After Ao Yi saw Li Changshou, his originally gloomy eyes suddenly brightened up, and he called out "Brother, leader" with a slightly hoarse voice.

Li Changshou went up to him and gave Ao Yi a nourishing elixir. He didn't mention the disaster of the Dragon Clan, but just asked:

"Are you feeling better again?"

Ao Yi smiled reluctantly, nodded in agreement, took another half step back, bowed to Li Changshou, and said no more words of thanks.

Li Changshou said: "Leave the tribute matter to others, and you can come with me for a walk outside to relax."

"Brother," Ao Yi did not agree immediately, but whispered, "Most of the clan members are not yet stable. I want to spend more time with them now. There are still sporadic wars all over the world..."

"It's just taking up half a day's work," Li Changshou advised warmly, "If you can't cheer up yourself, how can you comfort others?"

Long Ji said from the side: "Fellow Taoist, don't be too stubborn. You also need someone to help you."

Ao Yi sighed softly, bowed to Long Ji, called his highness, and agreed to go out together to relax, and let the soldiers who sent tribute from the Dragon Clan enter Dongtianmen on their own.

Li Changshou said again: "Before you leave, please kowtow to Lingxiao Palace and thank me. Don't ask any more questions."

"Yes," Ao Yi didn't ask anything else. He lifted up the hem of his war skirt and kowtowed three times in the direction of the Lingxiao Palace.

Zhao Dezhu on the side smiled and nodded, then looked down at the incarnation at this time, his eyes were also a little depressed.

never mind.

It's not bad to be an emperor of heaven who is respected by all living beings.

…

Three hours later, in the Netherworld, there was Xiongguan on the east side of Fengdu City.

At the top of the cliff next to the 'Line of Sky', two well-fed and muscular men were lying there leaning on the boulder, holding their respective hoods.

Hum and have endless aftertaste, smack your lips and the fragrance lingers in your mouth, try to smell it, it is all a satisfying taste...

“Ma, when will we go find the Water God again?

Wandering around with the water god is much more comfortable than just being bored here, moo~"

“What’s the point of shouting without a hood!

The Dragon Clan was dealt a terrible blow by the West this time. The West is worthy of being the master of the two saints, and its tricks are even worse than those of the demon ancestors. "

Niutou sneered: "Wasn't it broken by the water god?

What happened to the sea eye being knocked open? Wasn't it also blocked?

Speaking of which, the Water God is so powerful that he can block dirty springs. "

Ma Mian patted his belly and muttered: "It should just be stable, but there may still be hidden dangers... burp."

At this moment, a voice came into my ears:

"Two fellow Taoists..."

The bull-headed horse stared, jumped up immediately, and hurriedly put on the hood.

"Water God!"

"It's me. How many days are you apart? How are you two?"

The bull-headed horse-faced man nodded vigorously, and the two looked eastward, and soon...

I remembered that their spirit was not very strong and their detection range was limited.

At this time, only the faces of bull heads and horses can be seen. Above the head, there are a large number of souls and true spirits floating from afar. Under the cliff, there are several Qi refiners riding on the clouds. They are the creatures who come to the underworld to do business...

Li Changshou's voice came again, with a hint of smile:

"You two, I am still thousands of miles away at the moment, and I am rushing over with a heavenly general.

This general has an extraordinary background. He came to the underworld to check on the situation in the underworld. One sentence he said to His Majesty the Jade Emperor was more effective than ten words I said.

If the underworld intends to enter the jurisdiction of heaven and receive the protection of the emperor, it needs to behave well and deal with it carefully this time. "

The bull-headed horse-faced man was shocked when he heard this, and the two brothers looked at each other, their eyes full of joy.

Niutou shouted: "Hurry! Ma, go and notify the Great Witch Festival to raise the atmosphere in the city! Moo!"

"Err!"

The horse turned around and hurriedly jumped, leaping hundreds of feet away and galloping over the cliff. He did not forget to take out a stone comb and comb his silky mane.

Niutou rubbed his big hands, jumped to the level below, and shouted a few times at the top of his voice, making the hundreds of witches guarding the place busy and frightening the few Qi Refiners who were about to pass the level.

When Li Changshou rode on the clouds and flew thousands of miles away with Zhao Dezhu, Long Ji, and Ao Yi, Niutou discovered the trace, and Niutou turned his head and shouted:

"Here comes the drum!"

A few strong men of the Wu tribe moved forward carrying a worn-out big drum. Niutou picked up the drumsticks and beat a section of the Wu tribe's war drum.

Rumble…

Drums sounded throughout Fengdu City, and half of the Netherworld was shaken.

Li Changshou saw it from a distance and showed a faint smile.

Zhao Dezhu said with a smile: "Chang Geng, it seems that you have made a lot of arrangements in the underworld."

"Your Majesty misunderstood, the little god didn't do anything," Li Changshou replied in a voice, "It's just that the underworld heard that the dragon clan surrendered to the heaven, and knew that the emperor of heaven was benevolent and righteous, so he wanted to take the initiative to join the list."

Zhao Dezhu suddenly smiled and narrowed his eyes, but... the misunderstanding was deeper.

Behind the two of them, Long Ji glanced at Ao Yi and whispered:

"The teacher has been transmitting the voice all the way."

Ao Yi nodded and did not reply. There was some thought on his delicate face.

Before flying on the clouds to the thin line of sky, Li Changshou had just landed on the clouds when he heard dozens of Wu clansmen screaming "Ulawuwa".

The witches took off the cloth armor of Yinsi Yincai, wrapped themselves in animal skins, gathered all their blood, and danced gracefully to the beat of the drums, performing a powerful group dance.

After these shamans finished dancing and retreated, Zhao Dezhu put his hands on his hands and nodded, quite satisfied.

"Moo! Make way! Show your pen and ink!"

Niutou greeted, and all the underworld guards guarding the checkpoint turned around and raised ten large stones on both sides, with ten large characters written on them with blood from unknown sources:

The underworld welcomes you!

Reincarnation is no problem!

"Pfft!" Long Ji couldn't help but burst into laughter, and Ao Yi also showed a faint smile.

Zhao Dezhu also showed a warm smile, moved forward with Li Changshou, and got on the... ox cart prepared by the underworld.

This time, Niutou personally led the cows in front, and before they even stepped out of this world, he warmly introduced the 'tourist attractions' in the Netherworld to the two of them.

Li Changshou asked with a smile: "Why don't you see fellow Taoist Ma Mian?"

"He went to the front to prepare! Moo!"

Niu Tou replied casually, just in time to lead the ox cart out of the sky and leave the ban of the formation.

Suddenly there was a gust of wind blowing in front of me, and the sound of "sweet laughter" echoed everywhere;

Then I heard melodious sad music playing in the distance. Accompanied by this desolate music, beautiful shadows flew all over the sky.

She's coming, she's coming, they are flying together with stiff smiles and gloomy aura!

They carried flower baskets and sprinkled petals of Bianhua flowers...

They hummed songs, like folk ecstasy tunes...

"Water God, how are you?"

Niutou smiled proudly, "This is the highest reception standard in our underworld. If these are not enough, you can still find more! There are plenty!"