My Senior Brother is Too Steady
Chapter 359: Longevity counts as a monster, Leer helps out! 【Six thousand words chapter】
Since there is only an 80% chance of ‘seizing the sword and detonating it’, why can’t we change our thinking and add 100 million points to make sure that we can take away the ‘Shaman Soul’ sword and inflict greater damage to the demon clan?
In this way, even if half of the karmic demons here finally escape, the overall harvest may be greater.
Although there are many calculations and calculations, it is still for merit in the end...
But if you are confident enough to take into account your personal needs and your own interests, why not do it?
As a result, the two incarnations of Li Changshou and the Jade Emperor quietly retreated to an inconspicuous corner of the underground formation.
Li Changshou spent half an hour thinking and half an hour formulating the entire plan. Within an hour, he came up with a complete set of plans and had a comprehensive discussion with His Majesty the Jade Emperor.
Although the discussion reached the end, the revised overall plan was less than 0.10%...
But we must always give His Majesty the Jade Emperor, who has been watching eagerly from the side, some necessary sense of participation!
Due to limited time, it was considered a temporary move, and Li Changshou did not have time to make too many complete backup plans.
Therefore, he took the current plan as his main idea and left several backup plans in areas where the plan was prone to variables.
Even if there are variables, the plot must be developed and brought back to the established main line!
The overall idea of calculating against the demon clan is actually very simple, it is a simple 'surrounding the point and calling for reinforcements'.
To be more precise, he pretended to surround this place to ensure that the karma-obscured demon could not leave with the sword, alerted the demon clans from all sides who knew about the matter to come to support, and then took away the Shaman Soul Sword and used the smallest of his own. Loss, complete a great spiritual explosion!
——As long as the demon clan knows about Shaman Soul's sword refining, the word "innocent" cannot be mentioned.
This is simple to say, but extremely complicated to implement.
How can we stabilize the group of demons and make them come to the conclusion of 'protecting this place' rather than 'escaping with swords'?
How to prevent the demon clan from becoming suspicious in the first half of the plan and allow them to reinforce the troops within a hundred miles radius?
The most difficult thing in this process is how to make the Heavenly Court understand the truth, convince the public, and show prestige, and Li Changshou himself is not involved in cause and effect...
This requires some drama that combines conspiracy and conspiracy.
To be on the safe side, Li Changshou reported his only concern to the Jade Emperor...
"Your Majesty, if we can damage the vitality of the demon clan this time, there is a slight possibility that a saint will break up the fight. Then let's not say that all our efforts have been wasted, but we will also be in some trouble."
"Don't worry, Chang Geng," the Jade Emperor said seriously, "According to the arrangements here, the demon clan will be able to bear the crime of not accepting the destiny.
Regardless of anything else, the evil sword here alone can convict the demon clan!
If the saint behind the demon clan blindly protects me, I will have no choice but to go to Zixiao Palace to explain the cause and effect, and ask Dao Ancestor to uphold justice! "
Li Changshou smiled and said, "Your Majesty, be tough."
"For the destiny of you."
Now that the culprit has been found... cough!
Now that the Jade Emperor was ready to face Sage Nuwa, Li Changshou no longer had so many scruples and immediately began preparations.
The preparation work is mainly divided into three parts:
The first is to mobilize enough paper Taoists to come here and equip them with enough fairy beans;
Secondly, Heaven prepares 300,000 soldiers and horses, and the Jade Emperor also wants to take action from behind, borrowing the power of Heaven to build momentum at any time;
Third, we need to find a demon king who is not very bright, but has good strength and some influence...
[This third point is particularly important. 】
Li Changshou and the Jade Emperor each have an incarnation hiding in the underground formation, lurking quietly, ready to attack at any time.
After settling these two incarnations, an ordinary emperor and ordinary ministers got busy.
In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor summoned Dongmu Gong and ordered Dongmu Gong to immediately organize his army. Within three days, he gathered 300,000 heavenly soldiers and horses, waiting for orders at Zhongtianmen, Xitianmen, and Nantianmen.
No need to ask more about the specific orders, just announce to the outside world that the troops are training.
On the periphery of the underground formation, Li Changshou's paper Taoists moved cautiously and occupied several key positions...
In today's world, there are not many places where you can earn great merit.
Li Changshou had long planned to eliminate the demon.
What he had been thinking before was that after Heavenly Court's wave of recruiting millions of troops, he would then start using demon tribes to train troops, and he would be a Taoist among them, so as to gain some merit from the karmic demon.
But this time, something happened to the Witch Clan as a trigger, and when the simple explosive plan was faced with a dilemma, Li Changshou was determined to do something big, to gain a lot of merit from the demon clan's karmic demon, and to help the meritorious golden body be achieved as soon as possible!
Although the preparation time for him is short, he can still plan as carefully as possible...
Directly above the underground formation, somewhere in a mountain forest, a paper Taoist figure of Li Changshou looked at the knocked-out little demon in front of him;
Originally just planning to ask for some information, he showed a faint smile.
First, he sealed the demon soul of the little demon, and then took off the cloak from the demon, soaked in its breath, and put it on himself.
Li Changshou transformed himself and used the shape-shifting technique to transform into the body and appearance of the little demon. He also directly took out the little demon's soul and wrapped it in the True Flame of Samadhi.
After a while, the demon soul woke up and shivered in the fire mask.
Li Changshou said coldly: "I ask a question, and you answer a question. If the answer is wrong, you will be stunned.
If you answer all the questions, and your karma is not deep, your soul can be reincarnated. "
The demon soul of this little demon almost burst into tears.
Li Changshou deliberately waited for a while, waiting for the little demon's demon soul to calm down, and then asked:
"Where is this place? How many demon kings are there?"
"This place is called Yaosheng Mountain, and there are six great kings..."
Li Changshou nodded and asked, "Is there anything strange here?"
The demon soul of this little demon shouted in a trembling voice: "Nothing strange!
Sir... Xiao Xiao, Xiao Xiao is just a little demon who has been practicing for thousands of years. He has no abilities. He is responsible for patrolling the mountains on weekdays to see if any human Qi Refiners come over. "
Li Changshou nodded slowly, the Samadhi True Flame shrank slightly, and the demon soul suddenly screamed.
"Spare your life! Sir, spare your life! I have seen several seniors emerge from the ground and go to Nanzhou to eat people!"
I reported these to the king of my family, and the king told me to shut up, otherwise he would destroy the entire family! "
"snort!"
Li Changshou took back the true flame, looked at the languid demon soul, and said calmly: "Are there any rumors about the demon rising to the mountain?"
"Rumors...rumors...there are rumors!"
The little demon soul trembled for a while, and under the threat of the soul flying and being annihilated, it could no longer care too much at this time.
"I heard from the older general that this is a key place for the rebirth of the Holy Clan. The kings here are all selected talents with unlimited futures..."
"Tell me in detail what you know about the six demon kings here. Let's talk about your king first."
"Yes, yes... my king is a wise and powerful warrior, good at conquering and fighting. It is said that he has an indestructible golden body!"
"Um?"
"No, no, no, the old demon on the mountain is a rhinoceros spirit with a wretched appearance and a dirty face. He has rough skin, thick flesh, and most of all, a hard skin. He is also lustful and lustful. There are three caves on the mountain, and the six ladies are all He was taken by force, and he brags to us every day, saying that he is so charming that these banshees throw him into his arms!"
"Go on, the more detailed the better."
So, half an hour later...
Dang!
Dang Dang!
A 'little demon' wearing light armor and a cloak swayed out of the mountain forest, with a wisp of ashes floating behind his back returning to the earth.
He took two steps and three shakes - his head, his waist, his mallet in his hand, and then he knocked the clapper in his hand a few times, and then he shouted in a dramatic tone:
"Your Majesty, your Majesty, has asked me to patrol the mountain!
Everywhere is always peaceful, and humans dare not violate it! "
It attracts little monsters and beasts from the mountains to stop and watch.
——There is no way, this is the mountain patrol slogan of the little demon here, and Li Changshou cannot change it randomly.
At this time, the little demon patrolling the mountain was disguised by the paper Taoist Li Changshou using his shape-shifting technique.
The body of the original mountain patrol demon has been burned, and the demon soul is being imprisoned in a orb by Li Changshou. He will fulfill his promise and let him reincarnate afterwards.
Keep this orb with you at this time, and you can ask this little demon for some information at any time, so as not to reveal the secret later...
In this way, Li Changshou banged his clapper and wandered around the mountain for half a circle, then returned home, turned into a gust of demon wind, and flew back to the mountainside of the third peak of Yaosheng Mountain.
There is a valley there, and there is a cave in the deepest part of the valley. There are many caves in it, extending in all directions, and thousands of monsters gather there.
This is the Demon King Cave of the Rhino King!
Without any surprises, the little mountain patrol demon Li Changshou transformed into easily sneaked into the cave and frantically spied on information. He also successfully met the demon king here and made a head-on assessment of the rhino's strength...
At the peak of the Heavenly Immortal Realm, he is still a parallel import with mottled demon power.
Obviously, this rhinoceros monster is the one who looks at the gate and is responsible for guarding the underground formation.
It doesn't matter if the strength is low, the important point is the status of the 'Demon King' and the special position of this Demon Ascension Mountain.
To be on the safe side, Li Changshou checked the Demon King's Cave a few more times to make sure there were no ambush masters here, and then started the formal plan.
[The first scene of "The Demon Seeker": The fairy descends to earth! 】
…
"Ao Yi, do you want merit or not?"
High above the clouds, Ao Yi, who was floating quietly here with eight Wu clan members on his back, couldn't help but be stunned for a while when he heard the voice of his leader's brother.
Then I heard Li Changshou laugh and say:
"This time there is something that requires help. The risk is not high and the merits and benefits should be considerable. Using paper for my brother can easily reveal flaws."
Ao Yi nodded immediately, his eyes filled with determination.
Soon, according to what Li Changshou said, Ao Yi flew to Zhongshenzhou to settle down the eight shamans of Niutou Mamian, and left the paper Taoist he brought with him to Niutou Mamian for subsequent 'contacts'.
These eight masters of the Wu clan are also precious combat power, and Li Changshou will not waste them.
Ao Yi immediately rushed to the place where he had an appointment with Li Changshou. In a dense forest, he saw Li Changshou's paper Taoist transformed into a young Taoist.
as well as……
A barrier, a dressing table...
"Brother! What do you need from me?"
Li Changshou said seriously: "Come on, pretend to be Miss Ke Leer first. This matter is quite complicated. I will explain it to you step by step."
"Well……"
Ao Yi blinked and saw that his leader's brother was serious, so he could only move forward quickly.
Whatever the leader says, he will naturally do whatever he wants, even if it requires his dragon soul.
Li Changshou said: "In this matter, blindfolding and transformation techniques are easy to see through. It is safest to directly arrange the makeup."
"Brother, are you going to punish Bian Village?"
Ao Yi asked this question, already sitting in front of the dressing mirror, thinking about some of his wife's makeup skills, and started to do it on his own.
"What's the purpose of rectifying Bian Village?"
Li Changshou smiled and said, "That's it. I need you to act out a scene later, pretending to be injured on purpose and being saved by a demon king, and then let the demon king declare war on the heaven."
Ao Yi's hand shook and his eyebrows were blurred.
"Can this... be done?
It sounded like the demon king had lost his mind. "
"It all depends on man-made efforts," Li Changshou smiled calmly, "The love between men and women is the easiest way to make living beings get carried away. Let's try it. If it doesn't work, we will have a back-up plan."
"Um!"
Ao Yi nodded lightly and quickly began to apply blush on his eyebrows and blush.
Li Changshou looked on and was slightly surprised, "Why are you so skilled?"
"Well," Ao Yi smiled sheepishly, "I often help Si'er do this..."
"You and Si'er are really in love," Li Changshou calmly changed the topic and asked with a smile, "When are you going to have an heir?
As an uncle, I always have gifts ready. "
Ao Yi whispered: "It's still early... The dragon clan has been in trouble recently, and the most important thing is to tide over the difficulties together."
"It's good to be happy," Li Changshou took out several Taoist robes from his sleeves and began to think about how to transform them into fairy skirts.
Ao Yi glanced at it for a few times and murmured in a low voice: "Si'er has a wardrobe here too. Brother, don't worry, I will put it on directly later."
When Li Changshou heard this, he couldn't help but silently take two steps back.
This little dragon has quite unique hobbies.
Let’s get down to business.
Ao Yi dressed up, and Ke Leer appeared again after a long absence, wearing a fairy dress, Xia boots, long hair tied up at the temples, and her Adam's apple hidden...
The most important thing was that Li Changshou took out two sachets, one for Ke Leer to hang on his waist, and one for him to keep for later use.
Fifth grade elixir: heart burning.
After making these arrangements, Ke Leer quietly flew to high altitude. Li Changshou's paper man turned into a silver-armored heavenly general, and then released sixteen original paper men with magical powers, turning into sixteen heavenly soldiers.
Taking advantage of the darkness, Li Changshou summoned several divine thunders from his palm!
There was a thunderclap, thunder and lightning flashed between the sky and the earth, a beautiful figure staggered and fell in the clouds, and dozens of figures hurriedly chased after it.
What a coincidence, this beautiful shadow fell on the Yaosheng Mountain, and more than ten heavenly soldiers and generals were chasing after it!
By the way, there was a loud shout, reminding the demon clan here:
"The Heavenly Court captures the Sinful Immortal, and all creatures everywhere avoid it!"
All the demons within a radius of hundreds of miles were alarmed, and demon consciousnesses came to investigate, each of them a little surprised and uncertain.
At this time, in the rhinoceros king's cave, a certain 'mountain patrolling demon' shouted loudly:
"Report——
King!
Some heavenly soldiers and generals chased a female fairy to the mountain! At this time, there is a fierce battle in the back mountain, only a few dozen miles away from us! "
"I know, what's the rush?"
In the rough reply, the burly man standing in the pool stood up.
His transformed appearance is not ugly, except for the fact that his nose turned into horns, which looks a bit inconsistent.
The rhinoceros spirit jumped out of the pool, summoned the armor, picked up the iron axe, and used the demon clan's popular "demon wind" magical power. It picked up more than a dozen demon generals and more than a hundred little demons and headed towards the back mountain.
After dozens of miles of mountain road, the rhinoceros demon saw the place where the 'fierce battle' was.
A female fairy, whose dress was stained with blood and whose waist and shoulders were scarred, was holding two daggers and was fighting with the general...
However, just looking at this female fairy, the rhinoceros king's bull eyes suddenly became blurred;
The fairy in his eyes didn't look at all embarrassed at this moment. Her beautiful figure was wrapped in soft light, and she was so radiant and moving that Niu Niu... was heart-beating.
At this moment, the Rhinoceros King heard the sound of heavy breathing. He turned around and saw that the demon generals and soldiers he had brought with him all had red faces and were breathing heavily.
"What are you looking at!"
The rhinoceros king roared: "Turn around! I'll kill you alive!"
The group of demon soldiers and generals all trembled a few times and turned around quickly.
The rhinoceros king looked at the place where the fairy was fighting with the general. His eyes gradually became filled with tenderness. With a clang, the ax fell by his feet. The fingers of his two big hands were intertwined and he placed them next to the big plate, rubbing them gently.
"Ah, labor and management may fall in love at first sight again..."
Gradually, even the bull's eye turned into the shape of a peach blossom.
From the place where the fierce battle was taking place, the Heavenly General's shouts and curses came: "Don't let me kill you! Follow me back to heaven to recover your life!"
"Brother!"
'Fairy Ke Le'er' shouted firmly: "My marriage is my own decision! I will never become your magical weapon to curry favor with those powerful gods!"
Big brother? Marriage? Flatter the God of Power!
The Rhinoceros King's eyes lit up, and he immediately imagined a big drama in his mind.
Ting Tianjiang scolded again: "I am doing this for your own good!"
"If it's for my own good, let me go free and let me find my own marriage!"
As soon as the 'Fairy Fairy' finished speaking, she was shot by the Heavenly General. Her graceful figure was thrown away, fell to the ground, and then stood up stubbornly.
The rhinoceros king subconsciously took a half step forward and raised his hand from a distance, trying to catch the falling body of the female fairy, but he was missing a lot...
"Your marriage?"
With a cold face, the general raised his hand and made a gesture, and each of the dozen or so soldiers stopped advancing.
Tianjiang said calmly: "That is your marriage."
"No!"
The female fairy stood up staggeringly, leaning on her sword, and said loudly: "My beloved is tall, strong, and tall, and has the power to protect me!"
oh?
The Rhino King looked down at himself, and his well-developed chest muscles began to beat rhythmically.
"The person I like can soar through the clouds and mist, wears armor, holds a sharp weapon, wears a red cloak, and can hold the sky and stand on the ground!"
The Rhinoceros King silently pulled out a red cloak and put it on, then took the ax on the ground back into his hand.
"The person I love will eventually appear in front of me, even if he is a demon, a human or an immortal..."
"Asshole!"
The general shouted angrily, "Today I will fulfill your wish! Just pretend that I never have a sister like you!"
After saying that, the spear swept across and hit the 'Fairy Ke Le'er' without any mercy!
At this moment, a strong wind blew from the side, and an iron ax swept over, knocking the spear away!
The general retreated, his eyes widened, and the sixteen heavenly soldiers flew over quickly to protect his general.
After the strong wind passed, I saw a burly figure standing in front of the fairy. He held his head high, held his ax high, and his bright red cloak rustled.
He turned his head slightly and looked at the shocked fairy behind him. At some point, his rhinoceros-horned nose disappeared, and he sprayed out a wisp of white mist and said in a deep voice:
"Don't be afraid, fairies, I'm here..."
"Fairy! I'm here to save you!"
Um?
The Rhinoceros King frowned and looked in the direction where the shout came from, only to see a demonic wind flying through the air, and the Lion-headed King from the next mountain jumped down.
This demon is covered in golden hair, its strong muscles are slightly pulsating, and it even exudes a faint floral fragrance...
The lion-headed king actually hid his most proud lion head and turned into a handsome blond man. The red cloak behind him fluttered slightly and he waved his hand:
"General Rhino, stand down. You are no match for this general."
Will!
Join your sister's army!
They are all the underachievers of the demon clan who dominate the mountain, so why are they pretending to be big-tailed demons?
The rhinoceros king was about to curse angrily when a cold snort suddenly came from the side, and he saw a handsome and strong man transformed into a wolf demon jumping out, also wearing... a big red cloak...
"Marshal Lion and General Rhino retreat, you are no match for this heavenly general!"
Then two more demonic winds blew...
Ke Leer's forehead was covered with black lines, and he secretly glanced at the 'Heavenly General' - Li Changshou's paper Taoist.
A ray of sound penetrated into Ke Leer's heart...
'The time has come to test your acting skills. One person is a fool, five or six people are drunk. I, the Taoist priest, will be there to support you. Don't worry. ’
Ke Leer:......
That day Jiang glared at these monsters with anger and said coldly: "You monsters, are you just trying to meddle in other people's business?"
The lion-headed king smiled and said: "Big..."
"Uncle, here you go!"
The rhinoceros king took a big step and shouted: "The fairy is tired today, why not let her rest for a few days and then give her answer to my uncle! We are all a family, don't hurt the harmony!"
"roll!"
The general shouted angrily and moved forward with his gun in hand.
But these demon kings are all powerful, and there are two golden fairy realm demon kings here...
"Okay! Just wait for me!"
Li Changshou pretended to be a heavenly general, gritted his teeth and cursed angrily, then turned around and rode on the clouds, and hurried away with sixteen heavenly soldiers.
At that moment, the five strong demon kings turned around, looked at Ke Leer, and said in unison:
"Fairy!"
They stopped talking at the same time, and looked at each other, with hostility in their eyes soaring!
Not long after, these five demon kings started fighting, but fortunately, Ke Leer shouted "strong man" and stopped them in time.
Following Li Changshou's reminder, Ke Leer opened the ban on the treasure bag and turned off the burning heart. Then he stood up with his sword and went to the forest to heal...
The five demon kings looked at each other, snorted coldly, and followed them.
Li Changshou:...
Okay, this first act was completed smoothly.
The drama in the second act [the fairy complains and becomes a beauty in anger] also needs to be staged as soon as possible, otherwise changes will occur if it is too late.
While Li Changshou was preparing for the next scene, he also wanted to keep an eye on Ao Yi's safety;
It's just a joke, you can't really let these demon kings take advantage of you!
In addition, troop deployment operations are already underway.
After closing his eyes and adjusting a little, Li Changshou redistributed the power of his mind and began to activate the Taoist priest with the word "car" everywhere.
Tune, guard against the paper Taoist group at the mountain gate;
Tiao, Anshui City defends the paper Taoist group;
Tiao, the Donghai Dragon Clan Paper Taoist Group;
Tiao, the South China Sea Monitoring Paper Taoist Corps;
Tiao, Xihai Haiyan Guarding Paper Taoist Group;
Tune, Beihai Icefield Reserve Paper Taoist Group...
Although 60% of the paper Taoist priests were rushing to this remote corner of Honghuang, Li Changshou still felt that something was not safe. A water god, the paper Taoist priest, took the initiative to rush to the Tushita Palace.
Half an hour later...
Duxianmen, Xiaoqiongfeng, the entrance to the alchemy room.
A small Tai Chi diagram slowly formed, with a small tower drilled out of it.
This small tower sparkled with ripples like water waves, seeming to be calling for something; Ling'e, who was sitting on a futon beside the door, could not help but open her eyes and look at it vaguely...
A big hand came from the side to hold the small tower, and Li Changshou's voice penetrated into Ling'e's heart.
"Practice with peace of mind. I have to go out for something."
"Oh," Ling'e agreed, blinked her long eyelashes, closed her eyes again, and returned to the state of enlightenment.
Li Changshou looked at the small tower in his palm and couldn't help but smile a little as he listened to the tower master's cry in his heart.
well……
When did my own body become my trump card?
Keep a steady hand, put a black and yellow tower on your head, and be a fire brigade.
Heavenly Court still lacks a group of high-level thugs...
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