My Senior Brother is Too Steady

"Niu, how much do you have left?"

"A little bit, Ma, do we really not want to try the Duxian Sect?"

On the top of the cliff outside Fengdu City, two figures lay crookedly on the rocks, their eyes gradually losing their light, and the wind in the netherworld blew the soft manes on their heads.

Ma Mian sighed feebly: "Hey, hey, hey, hey...

The Great Witch Festival didn't let us go to the Immortal Sect of the Human Religion and wander around, and said we shouldn't bother the Water God all the time if we had nothing to do.

Hey~

Lord Water God Rili Wanji, we don’t have a suitable excuse, how can we go there to find him? "

Niu Tou picked up the clay pot on the side, looked inside carefully for a while, and then smelled it with his nose...

This intoxicating taste is already so faint.

In front of them were delicious spiritual beasts brought from the mortal world, but they had no idea of ​​making a fire at this time.

"Niu, we witches, once we taste the stronger taste, we really can't do it if we want to wrong ourselves again."

"Ma, why don't we go help Lord Water God check, are those witches lazy?"

"I'm afraid we won't even see the Water God," Ma Mian combed his dull mane, "Why don't we see which of the Qi Refiners in Duxian Sect is about to run out of life, let's go over there and do something serious, and hook up. soul?

Then stop by to visit the maker of these condiments, the disciple of the Duxian Sect, Master Li Changshou! "

"Then just wait, maybe it will take hundreds of years for an immortal to die of old age!

But, speaking of this..."

Niutou sat up, faced the horizon, and murmured in a low voice: "Have you ever felt that when Li Changshou, a disciple of the Duxian Sect, appeared several times, he always had a smell similar to Lord Water God?"

Ma Mian rested his hands on his head, "What does it smell like?"

Niutou pinched the hood's chin and muttered, "I can't tell, mo... Anyway, it's not human, and it's a bit similar."

"It's not human?" Ma Mian wondered, "What else could it be?

The Tao of the Duxian Sect disciple Li Changshou is similar to the Tao of Lord Water God, but definitely different.

Although we are witches, we must also be wise and capable witches, and we cannot rely solely on instinct, eh. "

Niutou scratched his horns and nodded in agreement.

"Instinct and other things are indeed unreliable...

hiss--"

"Why do you want to take a breath of cool air?"

Ma Mian stretched out his long and toned legs and said leisurely: "The hell is almost heated by you, eh!"

"Ma, look over there. What's flying over there in the sky is Li Changshou from Duxian Sect!

Grandmaster! Moo~”

"Huh? It's really this master!

Let the brothers prepare quickly and be treated as if they were receiving the Water God! Our seasoning is working! "

So, after a while...

Li Changshou flew to the east side of Fengdu City in front of Xiongguan with Youqin Xuanya. He couldn't help but raise his hands to his forehead and was a little reluctant to move forward.

Youqin Xuanya tilted her head curiously. Although she saw many Qi practitioners along the way, Li Changshou also told her in advance that the underworld's underworld is actually very 'cute', but this situation...

Hundreds of underworld nuns were lined up in two lines, each holding a banner high. A few gentle watery nuns scattered light white petals beside them, and the sound of gongs and drums was endless.

The bodies with bull heads and horse faces stood upright on both sides, with two pairs of big eyes emitting a strange light through the hoods!

When Li Changshou rode the cloud forward again, flying more than ten feet, he heard two soft sounds, and several afterimages of the bull's head and horse's face appeared directly in front of Li Changshou and Youqin Xuanya.

This speed is so fast that Youqin Xuanya in the True Fairyland has no time to react at all...

When she came to her senses, she turned to look to the side, only to see these two seducers from the underworld, who were also rumored in ancient times, standing in front of Senior Brother Changshou.

The seducer holding the horse's head was combing the smooth mane with a stone comb, while the other seducer crossed his arms. The two of them exposed their sharp white teeth at the same time, and started...

sinister smile.

Clang!

The Fire Scale Sword Box was unsheathed a few inches, but Li Changshou pushed it back in time.

Niutou asked: "My little friend Changshou, why do you have time to come to the underworld? Moo~"

"I would like to ask two fellow Taoists to do a little favor," Li Changshou smiled with squinted eyes, and with some respect, took out two treasure bags from his sleeves and handed them to the two witches respectively.

Li Changshou smiled and said: "You two, please accept it."

Excited heart! Trembling hands!

The bull-headed horse-faced man almost burst into tears. He slowly took the treasure bag, opened it and took a look, and was immediately deeply moved.

"Master! Oh no, fellow Taoist, the underworld really needs talents like you, moo~"

"Don't worry about it, we've got it covered! Hey!"

"You two, it's like this," Li Changshou took out two soul-capturing beads, "please take a look."

Niutou Mamian instantly returned to his seriousness, and each of them put away the seasonings, then frowned.

"Karma? Such a strong karma, such a weak soul..."

Niutou muttered: "Is this the leader of a country from the Southern Human Race?"

"That's right," Li Changshou said with a smile, "Is there any way."

"There is really nothing we can do about it," Ma said with a serious face, "Such karma cannot be easily ignored, nor can it be offset by merit. We can only be thrown into the eighteenth level of hell, and the karma can be eliminated through suffering before we can continue to reincarnate. Reincarnation.

Otherwise, the soul can only be broken directly, the true spirit can be reincarnated, and the connection with the previous life is completely severed. "

As he spoke, Ma Mian had already taken out the treasure bag he had just put away and was about to send it back to Li Changshou...

"Why!"

Niu Tou waved his big hand, blocked Ma Mian's treasure bag, and said with a smile: "Actually, it's not impossible to do this, it's just that it's very troublesome..."

Li Changshou narrowed his eyes and smiled, took out two more treasure bags, and handed them to the two Yinsi Seducers respectively.

"Then I'll bother you two more."

"It can't be done, hey! It can't be done, look at this... it's easy to say, easy to say."

Niutou took the treasure bag in his hand, stuffed Ma Mian's share into Ma Mian's arms, and then said seriously:

"But one thing is, the pain of these eighteen levels of hell is unavoidable, otherwise the order of the world will be disrupted.

We can only help, let him suffer less, and arrange for him to be in the corner of whatever hell he is sent to later.

Fellow Taoist, look, is this okay? "

Li Changshou glanced at Youqin Xuanya and found that Youqin Xuanya was frowning and thinking;

She was a little resistant to this kind of thing, but at this moment she did not directly stand up and kill her relatives.

The toxicity of the poison is really weakened! ?

Li Changshou was inexplicably moved and said, "Junior sister Youqin, let me handle this matter. Don't say anything more."

"Yes," Youqin Xuanya nodded in agreement.

Li Changshou took half a step forward, murmuring with the Minotaur Horse, and took the opportunity to inquire about many details of the Eighteenth Level of Hell, and also asked why they did not dare to take this job.

The kings of these mortal kingdoms all relied on life-extending elixirs to live hundreds of years longer;

After they die, they will often find one or two trusted Qi practitioners to take their souls to the underworld to see if they can arrange their next life.

But once it comes to these human 'emperors', the underworld will change its usual polite and negotiable demeanor and seriously and resolutely refuse.

Niutou explained:

"This happened in the early years, and it resulted in a direct punishment from heaven. The bribed yinza and the judge who wrote the verdict were directly chopped into dregs, leaving no trace of the true spirit.

The lords of these kingdoms in the secular world all have residual luck in their bodies. If they extend their life without permission, it is equivalent to fighting against the law of heaven...

Therefore, we can only throw him into the eighteenth level of hell.

But it is still okay to suffer less, and this is within the scope of heaven's permission. "

Li Changshou nodded slowly and asked Youqin Xuanya: "Junior sister, what do you think of this?"

"This has caused great embarrassment to the Lords of the Underworld," Youqin Xuanya clasped his fists and bowed, "Thank you, senior brother, and thank you to the two envoys."

"No need to be polite, eh!"

Li Changshou looked at the bull-headed and horse-faced face and said, "Although it is being sent to the eighteenth level of hell, can you be more tolerant and let the two of us watch from the sidelines?

It also counts as allowing my junior sister to give her father a ride, so as to completely cut off the worldly ties and fulfill her filial piety. "

"It's okay," Niutou agreed, and then said a little uneasily, "It's just that we can only help with this, but we have taken so many benefits from fellow Taoist... Please don't tell Master Water God about this, fellow Taoist." .”

"Don't worry, fellow Taoists," Li Changshou patted his chest, "I will never tell Shui Shenyan about this!"

At this moment, the Niutou and Mamen all felt relieved. Looking at the large amount of condiments they had received, they couldn't help but feel happy, and led the two Duxian Sect disciples to Fengdu City.

The bull-headed horse-faced man originally had a small status in the witch clan, but in recent years, he has been particularly valued by the underworld because of his close relationship with the water god of heaven.

The two of them, who were popular in the underworld, came forward to arrange for the king of a small mortal country, and they just wanted the king to suffer less in the eighteen levels of hell. It was not a problem, it was just a word.

When Li Changshou summoned the souls of dozens of guards from another soul-capturing bead...

Perhaps because I was embarrassed to have too much seasoning, the beef head and horse noodles were particularly enthusiastic, and even a little too hard.

They immediately called in a large team of Yin Chai and asked them to arrange the reincarnation of these normal souls and find a good home for each of them.

Niutou also asked these guards enthusiastically if they had any special requirements. For example, if it was too tiring to be a man in this life, he could change his status to a woman through the book of life and death in the next life.

The true spirit is indeterminate.

Li Changshou blinked. The Jade Emperor seemed to have some new projects in his future reincarnations!

I can give His Majesty the Jade Emperor some new tricks.

Ahem, let’s talk about serious things.

The apparent focus today is to deal with the soul of the old king.

Li Changshou and Youqin Xuanya followed behind the bull-headed horse face and secretly sneaked into a Yama Palace. Not long after, the soul of Youqin Xuanya's father was taken before a great judge...

The bull-headed horse-faced man immediately went up and whispered a few words. The great judge glanced at Li Changshou in the corner and nodded calmly.

"Since the disciples of the Immortal Sect of the Human Religion and the juniors of the Human Religion who are valued by the Water God have invited me, I can avoid being frightened."

The originally held high gavel fell gently, and the great judge also put away the sense of oppression and said loudly:

"Big ghost and little ghost retreat, the leader of the Honglin Kingdom in the hall raised his head and looked around to verify his identity..."

The court proceedings were carried out in an orderly manner. The Grand Judge soon obtained a scroll and began to count the past life sins of the old man in brocade robes kneeling below...

Not long after, Youqin Xuanya pursed her lips and frowned, looking at her father. At this moment, there was only helplessness and shame in her eyes.

This king of the country has really committed all the karma that the leader of a country can commit...

Li Changshou listened for a while and couldn't help but shake his head. His immortal sense continued to explore everywhere.

Naturally, he came here as a disciple of the Human Religion, not simply because of Youqin Xuanya's old father.

Nowadays, when I come to the underworld as a water god, I can no longer see the various problems in Fengdu City;

Every time the Water God appears in the Netherworld, the Underworld Department will clear the streets of Fengdu City, as if responding to inspections by superiors, covering up some minor problems.

These hidden messages are very important to Li Changshou, and are the key to Li Changshou's next plan for "underworld reform".

Li Changshou concluded that there must be a great merit in the underworld, but the underworld is not like the Dragon Clan;

The latter was loyal to Heaven and overcame many obstacles. His initial mentality was very similar to that of Pan Jinlian who was betrothed to Wu Dalang;

As for the underworld versus the heaven, it is exactly like Pan Jinlian took the initiative to push open the window, saw the high-ranking official from Ximen passing below, and threw down the stick...

Full of initiative.

Li Changshou thought for a long time and calculated for a long time, and found that the merits of the underworld should be hidden in various existing problems in the underworld.

You must have eyes that are good at spotting problems, and when you aggregate all kinds of small problems in the underworld, they become big problems.

Having said that, Uncle Zhao left and never returned, and he didn’t know how he discussed with the Golden Lady.

Li Changshou suppressed the matter for the time being and let a paper Taoist wait in the back hall of Tanah Lot Temple, which would not delay Uncle Zhao's affairs.

Maybe, Gong Ming and Jin Guangyi said they wanted to break up, and thought of each other's kindness, and decided to try again...

This is not impossible.

The grand judge counted Xuanya's old father's crimes and directly sentenced her old father according to normal circumstances. He was thrown into the eighteenth level of hell and suffered for three thousand years before he was allowed to reincarnate.

Next, the ghost escort took the soul of the old king and flew towards the samsara fairy island; the ox-headed horse-faced man took Li Changshou and Youqin Xuanya and followed far behind.

This time they did not go to the Six Paths of Reincarnation Disk, but arrived at the edge of the Immortal Island of Reincarnation and arrived at a dark red cliff.

Two black lights flew from under the cliff and turned into two dark chains;

Gui Cha caught the chain, locked it on the wrist of the old leader of Honglin Kingdom, and looked at the bull-headed horse face beside him.

"Moo!"

Niutou said: "Say a few more words."

"Thank you," Youqin Xuanya responded in a low voice, lowered her head and knelt down to the old king without saying a word.

The old monarch made a few vibratos in his throat, and then he saw Li Changshou and Youqin Xuanya who had been following behind;

He subconsciously wanted to ask for help, but he didn't say it. In the end, he just looked at Li Changshou, nodded to Li Changshou, turned around, and opened his arms.

The iron chain slid down slowly, making a harsh friction sound, and the figure of the old king was dragged into the endless abyss.

There were bursts of shrill cries below, as if a door was opened and then closed very quickly, and the cliff became silent again.

The low sound of the wind came with distant whimpering. Li Changshou stood beside Youqin Xuanya with his hands behind his hands. She was kneeling on the ground and remained silent.

After a while, Li Changshou said:

"Xuanya, let's go back..."

Jingle Bell--

The crisp sound of wind chimes hit his ears, and Li Changshou suddenly felt a little trance in front of his eyes, and this picture emerged in his heart:

The lake is as smooth as a mirror, surrounded by white mist;

There is a woman in a black gauze skirt lying on the lake. Her fair skin looks like white jade against the backdrop. If you look closely, you will see that her ankles, wrists, neck, and waist are all bound by thin silver chains.

She closed her eyes and cried for some reason. Tears fell from the corners of her eyes. She whispered something, but Li Changshou couldn't hear it clearly...

An inexplicable sadness swirled in my heart. Li Changshou, the paper Taoist, was naturally fine, but the real body in a corner of Duxian Sect had inexplicably wet eyes, and he heard that weak and hoarse voice deep in his heart.

'help me. ’

"Brother, let's go back."

When Qin Xuanya's voice sounded nearby, Li Changshou suddenly came back to his senses. The picture he saw disappeared instantly, but the sad emotion swirled in his heart and could not calm down for a long time.