My Senior Brother is Too Steady

"Fellow Taoist Water God, I have been thinking about it for three days, and I always feel...

There is something wrong with what you said before.

The demon race is not a human race and cannot be generalized.

The demon clan is a union under the covenant of all spirits. There is no sympathy or common fate among the same clan. The poor people are also innate creatures. How can they say that the demon clan today is treacherous?

It is true that under the law of heaven, Pindao is still the follower of the demon clan. What happened to Lu Ya was indeed unlucky for Pindao, but there is no such thing as betrayal!

Three days ago, what fellow Taoist said made sense at first, and indeed broke through Pindao's mental defenses. However, it was really sophistry. I thought about it secretly, and included too much of the word "demon," and it was really hard to win. Wu!

Today, why don't you and I discuss what happened to the demon clan back then, and what it means to be a famous person in the prehistoric times?

The poor man helped the demon emperor rule all the tribes and retreated completely. Although the process was full of intrigues and unjust killings, he ultimately freed all tribes from the fate of being eaten by the witch tribe.

Pindao behaves upright, and today he pushed the demon clan out to fulfill Heavenly Court, Luya, and Pindao himself, which is not a loss of heart. "

Next to the Black Pool Peak, Li Changshou came with a few treasure bags. When he saw Bai Ze coming up with these words, he immediately narrowed his eyes with a smile.

This Bai Ze is indeed harder to fool than those old men who can watch movies from a distance...

Li Changshou naturally understood what Bai Ze said today. When he discussed this with Sage Nuwa before, the level of discussion was more profound.

But the word sophistry is unreasonable and forceful. Now that Bai Ze is inviting a fight, Li Changshou will not show any cowardice.

Who hasn’t been preparing for the battle for three days?

When Bai Ze spent three days thinking about the loopholes and sophistry in Li Changshou's preface, Li Changshou was thinking about what to say today.

The beginning of heart attack lies in constant communication with each other.

To deal with a character like Bai Ze, there must be enough ideological collision, single-unit divine restraints, and heavenly oaths, but they only make him obey on the surface.

If Bai Ze really needs to be used in the future, he does not need to use all his strength to paddle, and it does not violate the oath of heaven...

Li Changshou took out a bunch of treasure materials from his treasure bag and said with a smile: "Mr. Bai, why don't you join me today to build a residence and kitchen?

Let me discuss the matter of the demon clan slowly. "

"Good," Bai Ze smiled casually, and did not argue too much on this matter. Although he felt happy without vomiting, he was more eager to give it a try, waiting for Li Changshou's argument today.

Not long after, this person started to get busy.

Bai Ze rolled up his sleeves, Li Changshou took out the paper Taoist figures, found the foundation, cleared the weeds, and began to build a small building.

Bai Ze smiled and said: "Compared to a cave made of magical powers, this actually makes the Taoist mind more peaceful."

Li Changshou laid out today's topic lightly: "Mr. Bai, why don't you and I talk about whether there is a chance to recover when the demon clan is divided and corrupted?"

"This time the poor Taoist will definitely not be knocked unconscious by fellow Taoists like last time and unable to defend himself."

"You and I are just discussing things," Li Changshou said with a smile, "Senior should know the most clearly about what happened back then, let me make the choice.

Sir, do you think the demon clan can be saved or cannot be saved? "

Bai Ze pondered for a few times and said: "It can be saved."

"Then I can't be saved." Li Changshou pushed the log in his hand into the ground and dug a hole behind it, "Sir, please."

"Hmm!

The shortcomings of the Monster Clan back then were not that there were too many races and that they were too scattered, but that the Witch Clan did not put enough pressure on them. The Witch Clan simply hunted and did not regard the Monster Clan as an enemy...

Although in the eyes of the Witch Clan, food is not worthy of being called an enemy..."

So, on the Black Pool Peak, after three days, one person and one auspicious beast were chatting again.

Before Li Changshou came, he was fully prepared.

To be on the safe side, he was fully prepared with both positive and negative views, easily caught the slight loopholes in Bai Ze's words, and immediately counterattacked, gradually bringing Bai Ze into his own rhythm.

After building a simple attic, Li Changshou once again made Bai Ze unable to refute what he said, and made Bai Ze vaguely feel that something was wrong...

Li Changshou smiled and left, agreeing to come back to the peak to visit in three days.

Bai Ze walked around the pool for another three days. On the third day, his eyes finally brightened and he figured out the joints here.

Then he was eager to give it a try, waiting for Li Changshou to come and fight!

Li Changshou was on Xiaoqiong Peak, leisurely handling the trivial matters of the Heavenly Court, taking a look at the situation of the demon clan, paying attention to the temperament changes of the black panther, and taking a look at the operation of the nursing home in Anshui City.

Afterwards, he prepared the next debate topic and arguments, and when the appointed time came, he left to find Bai Ze.

This should be the most difficult creature that Li Changshou has encountered since his debut on the big stage.

I have to admit that Li Changshou did have some thoughts on subduing Bai Ze and getting him to help him.

Naturally, he doesn't want to use Bai Ze as his staff, nor does he need such a staff member...

Isn't this, the golden body of merit is about to be formed?

The Great Tribulation of the Gods is coming soon. After the Great Tribulation of the Gods, if you save the people you want to save, you will have to consider retiring and going into seclusion.

Let Bai Ze serve as the Jade Emperor's shadow staff, and Bai Ze has always been restricted by human religion and will not do anything chaotic. This is Li Changshou's last contribution to His Majesty the Jade Emperor.

——Although I always feel that it is not easy for me to escape from heaven.

By letting Bai Ze return to his heart as soon as possible, Li Changshou can be more confident when facing the great catastrophe of becoming a god.

At least, when they can trust each other, Li Changshou can bring out scattered plans for Bai Ze to review, let Bai Ze point out the shortcomings and imperfections for him, and make full use of Bai Ze's magical power of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages.

We still have to persevere in debating matters and attacking the mind.

That's it...

Once, twice, five, six, seven times;

Eight chapters, ten chapters, one hundred and eighty chapters.

About a year and a half later, Bai Ze finally came to his senses. After being fooled by Li Changshou again, seeing that Li Changshou was about to leave, Bai Ze stood up amidst the mess of cups and plates and shouted:

"Water God! Can you give me the debate topic in three days today so that I can make preparations?"

Li Changshou:...

Let you be prepared, won't it be difficult next time?

However, 70% of the attack on the mind has been completed, and the difficulty has been upgraded, which was within Li Changshou's expectation.

Li Changshou smiled calmly and took out a scroll.

He not only gave away the next issue, but also gave away the issue for the next hundred debates.

This really shocked Bai Ze and made him admire Li Changshou even more.

Probably that kind of thing...

[Although I know that Water God is very cunning and cunning, I still feel that this person is indeed the only close friend I have met since my birth. 】

In the dead of night, Bai Ze sat in the attic, cooking two of his favorite side dishes, taking out the fine wine given by Li Changshou, holding a scroll of bamboo slips, and began to read carefully in the light of the spiritual beads.

Not long after, Bai Ze picked up his wine glass and saluted in the direction of Xiao Qiong Peak.

In the corner of Xiao Qiongfeng's alchemy room, Li Changshou looked at the scriptures in front of him and showed a little smile...

"Senior brother!"

Ling'e came from outside the alchemy room with a bowl of soup and porridge, "Are you thinking about the debate with Mr. Bai again?"

Li Changshou took a taste of the jade bowl and said with a smile: "I have taken you to the auditorium more than ten times, what do you think?"

"Senior brother is obsessed with Mr. Bai and can't help himself."

"Um?"

“Cough, cough!

Mr. Bai is indeed a wise and powerful person from ancient times. He can argue with you eloquently, senior brother, but he has only been slightly at a disadvantage so many times.

Such wise people are really rare! "

Li Changshou glared at Ling'e, then laughed dumbly, and said: "This debate is not serious, it is just a compromise between Mr. Bai and I."

Ling'e blinked and wondered, "How to compromise?"

"He gave up the idea of ​​​​encouraging me to become the Second Heavenly Emperor in his heart. I gave up my desire to kill him. Only then can I become a good friend and let him make suggestions."

Li Changshou took a sip of the soup and porridge and praised: "What did you add to this? It has a novel taste, which is quite good."

"Hehe, it's the recipe Mr. Bai gave me before," Ling'e said with a smile, "Senior brother, do you like it?"

"fine."

"Then I will..."

"Concentrate on your practice, you are still far away from immortality, don't be distracted."

Li Changshou said calmly: "After you pick the longevity fruit, you can cook and wash clothes for twelve hours a day, and I won't stop you."

Ling'e's face turned red and she came up to him with a smile, wanting to give her senior brother a back rub or something.

Li Changshou asked: "It's been less than ten years since I went out for training. Are you fully prepared?"

"Oh," Ling'e seemed to have suddenly thought of something. She turned around calmly and quickly slipped towards the door of the alchemy room, "Senior Sister Youqin is said to have just broken through the barrier. What gift should I prepare?"

Li Changshou shook his head and continued to read the scripture in his hand.

This junior sister obviously wants to default on her debt!

After putting down the book and finishing the soup and porridge, Li Changshou thought of something again. He slowly closed his eyes and moved his mind to the paper Taoist hiding somewhere in the middle of Nanfangbu Continent.

As soon as he arrived here, his heart was shocked!

A heroic middle-aged man picked up a boy in the back garden of a mansion, put him on his knees and slapped his buttocks hard...

The corners of Li Changshou's mouth twitched.

This mortal General Hua, do you know how valuable that ass you are spanking now is?

That is the designated butt of the high platform throne of Lingxiao Palace!

This General Hua can do what the ancestors can't... It's hard to say, it's simply amazing!

In this situation, it was because the Jade Emperor's previous incarnation in the mortal world, Hua Youming, had caused trouble again, and he was severely beaten by his biological father.

Li Changshou thought for a moment and resisted the urge to take the photo ball and make a documentary for His Majesty the Jade Emperor.

——The Jade Emperor's calamity will be complete, and his original memory will be restored, and the memories of decades in the mortal world will be remembered in his heart.

Then, Li Changshou's mind moved to the paper Taoist not far away, and he looked at the girl who was learning to dance with several maids in another house.

This girl indeed looks much cuter than the naughty children in Washington, with a pink and tender face.

Li Changshou will spend some time here next, knocking out all kinds of men who want to get close to the Queen Mother before the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother meet.

Otherwise, I always feel that His Majesty the Jade Emperor has a bit of "intermittent horns on his head"...

To guard against possible dangers and provide the best reincarnation escort service for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother is his unswerving pursuit as an ordinary powerful minister in heaven.

Suddenly thinking of Bai Ze's joke about the 'Two Heavenly Emperors', Li Changshou almost laughed out loud underground.

Wouldn't it be more comfortable like this?

After observing the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother for a while, Li Changshou returned to Anshui City with his mind wandering and visited the retired demon soldiers from his ancestors in the nursing home.

Recently, the two commanders began to take their magic soldiers out, either on the streets or to the beach to enjoy the sea breeze. The environment was indeed much better than that in Xuandu City.

I don't know if it was a psychological effect, but Li Changshou could occasionally see some faint smiles on their already stiff faces.

In addition to the war in heaven and the approaching God Tribulation, all things are developing in a better direction...

This made Li Changshou quite gratified.

The People's Religion is now gradually becoming more prosperous...

The old saint who doesn’t know what he is doing at home, the great mage who is so lazy that he has almost lost his pursuit except for sleeping, this new saint disciple who is worried about the affairs of the human religion and has not yet been announced, Lao Jun’s cow, the little gold and silver, and...

Bai Ze given for free.

This Bai Ze is also a wonderful person. After gradually accepting his fate, he actually has many open-minded ideas. He studies recipes and cooks dishes every day...

Originally, Li Changshou arranged a somewhat deliberate script for sending Junior Sister Youqin to heaven.

Most likely, the Water God was injured and was saved by Youqin Xuanya;

The reason why it feels deliberate is that in today's ancient world, among the Qi practitioners who pay attention to the heaven, who doesn't know that the Water God is just an incarnation in the heaven?

Still the kind of cheap avatar that can self-destruct at any time!

Now that there was the auspicious beast Bai Ze, Li Changshou's mind suddenly became more lively.

It is absolutely possible to promote several waves of Baize's spirituality in various places in the ancient world, and establish Baize as a mythical beast with the concept of 'seeking benefits and avoiding disasters', 'bringing good luck when you see it', and 'pure and sacred'.

Then, Bai Ze was arranged to rescue Youqin Xuanya who was injured in a fight with others, and he took Youqin Xuanya to the front of Tianmen in a swagger, and asked the Water God and Mu Gong to go out to meet Bai Ze. Bai Ze uttered human words, He told the water god that this woman was upright and righteous and could help heaven, and then let Bai Ze walk away on the clouds...

In this way, it not only gave Youqin Xuanya a reputation and allowed her to be recognized by Heaven more quickly, but also directly affected the morale of those demon clans.

The top ten demon commanders in ancient times sent a girl with a sense of justice to serve in heaven. This in itself was a huge blow to the demon clan.

‘The question at this time is whether Bai Ze will agree to this.

After all, this is equivalent to directly announcing to the outside world that he, Bai Ze, is now on the side of the Human Sect and the Heavenly Court, and he will definitely be scolded...'

Li Changshou thought about it and decided to ask Bai Ze directly about it two days later.

Thinking of this, just when Li Changshou was about to withdraw his mind and meditate for a while to meditate on the Eight-nine Mysterious Techniques, the Sea God Temple in Anshui City suddenly felt a little shaken.

His mind immediately scanned the Temple of the Sea and saw a sneaky bull-headed and horse-faced figure.

The two brothers were looking around near the back hall, but did not dare to break in.

Li Changshou's incarnation immediately appeared to meet him and asked what trouble there was in the underworld. The bull-headed horse-faced man quickly shook his head.

The two witches sent three jade talismans, which contained the secrets of the witch clan compiled by Empress Houtu. There were three volumes in total.

Li Changshou beamed with joy and thanked him repeatedly. He didn't dare to take credit.

"Water God, when are you going to start a war with the demon clan?"

Niutou whispered: "Here in the underworld, we can mobilize 200,000 Yin servants and more than a thousand ancient war witches.

Ancestor said, our underworld now belongs to Heaven. Heaven has insufficient accumulation. If we start a war against the demon clan, we can rely more on the dragon clan and our underworld...

Moo. "

"Thank you for your concern, your Majesty," Li Changshou said with a smile, "I will definitely send someone to the underworld to cause trouble before the war begins."

"That's good, that's good," Niu Tou breathed a sigh of relief, "The show we have been rehearsing for so long must be used by the demon clan."

Li Changshou wondered: "What program was rehearsed?"

"It's a bit unlucky," Ma Mian said hurriedly, "The Water God will know when the time comes and he will definitely make those monsters so angry that they will burst into smoke!"

Li Changshou nodded with a smile and didn't ask any more questions.

Not long after, Niutou Mamian said goodbye and left, but he didn't dare to ask Li Changshou for some seasonings, and Li Changshou didn't make much preparation this time.

After all, I have been debating with Bai Ze lately...

After sending away the bull head and horse face, Li Changshou returned the incarnation to the underground paper Taoist warehouse. He practiced diligently for a day and prepared for a day of debate. When the time came, he flew to the Black Pond Peak next door on the clouds.

Today, before Li Changshou landed, Bai Ze, wearing the apron Li Changshou had given him before, rushed out of the magnificent kitchen with a shovel in hand, and pressed Li Changshou's arm.

Li Changshou glared, is this girl going to rebel?

Fortunately, the person who came over was the [original] Paper Taoist!

"What a good water god! Hahaha!"

Bai Ze's eyes exuded a somewhat dazzling light, and he cursed: "Today, until today, I finally figured it out!

Why do you have to hide your face for Pindao, saying that you found Pindao in Du'e Cave that day? It was just a bet that was right. There was a 30% certainty that you were blessed by your junior sister!

You are just thinking about Pindao until his death!

The instinct of Pindao is to seek advantages and avoid disasters, which is closely related to the operation of heaven. At that time, as long as you strengthen your inner murderous intention, you can turn the possibility of not being able to find Pindao into disaster and the possibility of being able to find Pindao. Turn it into good luck!

The thought came to Pindao's heart that when he went to Nadu'e Cave, he had already fallen into your plan in advance!

OK! OK!

Alas, Water God, at that time, you still attributed this to luck to save the last bit of Pindao's face.

The poor man is convinced! Really convinced!

Your Majesty the God of Water, please accept Bai Ze’s worship! Bai Ze will be willing to be driven by the water god in the future, and he will never have second thoughts! "

Li Changshou:...

Yes, such a thing?

The completion level of this strategy was improved so quickly that Shou was caught off guard.

As expected, it was a free gift to the divine beast, it really had... something.