My Senior Brother is Too Steady
Chapter 428 The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor
Before Bai Ze and Youqin Xuanya could react, Li Changshou bowed in the air and said loudly:
"Disciple understands."
Then he stood up and looked at Youqin Xuanya with so much emotion that the latter couldn't help but stand up.
Youqin Xuanya's bright eyes were full of doubts, her white and tender fingers were entangled with each other, her ice blue skirt was slowly falling like water ripples, she was a little confused.
Bai Ze smiled and said, "But Master Taiqing heard our conversation and gave you an order?"
"Mr. Bai's words are wrong," Li Changshou sighed, "Teacher has been strategizing and planning for eternity. His Majesty the Jade Emperor must have known about it for a long time. He just gave me a little reminder not to hesitate and make mistakes."
Bai Ze suddenly frowned in thought.
Is this the gap between himself and the Water God... Lingju is desperate.
There were a few question marks on Youqin Xuanya's forehead, but Li Changshou didn't say much, and she didn't dare to ask any more questions. She had no idea what happened.
It was heard that Senior Brother Changshou and Mr. Bai began to discuss the division of labor, and it seemed that Mr. Bai was required to pay attention to Ling'e's safety at all times, while Senior Brother Changshou also focused part of his attention on Nanfangbu Continent.
Youqin Xuanya took the initiative and said, "Senior Brother Changshou, is there anything Xuanya can do?"
"You cannot participate in the things we are discussing at this time," Li Changshou said with a smile, "When you are practicing in the mountains, remember to review the movements I taught you before."
"yes!"
Youqin Xuanya clasped her fists in agreement. Seeing that Li Changshou and Bai Ze were continuing to discuss the teacher matter, she summoned the Fire Scale Sword Box and went to an open space not far away.
After taking a gentle breath, a faint golden light lit up around Youqin Xuanya's body, making her slender skin even more crystal clear.
She pointed out a water mirror in front of her, reflecting her own figure, then held the hilt of the Fire Scale Sword Box with her left hand, gently handed it forward, and leaned sideways, her slender figure surging with dazzling light. The light shines, and the whole person is full of heroic spirit, like a Valkyrie.
"The vicissitudes of the right path!"
After maintaining the movement for a few seconds, Youqin Xuanya blushed and took back her sword, wondering how her demeanor could be improved in the previous movement.
Beside the pool, Bai Ze crossed his arms, bumped Li Changshou with his shoulder, and said:
"This Youqin Xuanya will definitely spread his name to the three thousand worlds.
When does the Water God plan to let her go to heaven? "
"Within three to five years," Li Changshou picked up the teapot and took a sip. "It depends on what she wants. Although I have made so many arrangements, I don't want to force her to do anything."
Bai Ze curled his lips slightly and said calmly:
"Water God, you are a little unreasonable. This girl is dedicated to doing such a job for you, and yet you still speak like this.
Sometimes the water god always subconsciously avoids some responsibilities. This is indeed to avoid cause and effect, but it is somewhat unsightly.
Since she was allowed to take this path, why couldn't she be given a clear order directly? She was just a descendant of the human religion, but the Water God was already a disciple recognized by the saint. There was no harm in taking some pressure on her. "
Li Changshou thought about it carefully and said with a smile: "What Mr. Bai taught me is that I am not thinking well.
Then, I will arrange it directly for Xuanya. "
“The water god thinks about things and is more than comprehensive; the water god thinks about people, but there are always shortcomings.
Hahahaha, the water god should not take the joke seriously. "
Li Changshou shook his head, turned around and looked at Ling'e's situation, and began to make the next plan.
Half a day later, the paper Taoist Li Changshou had hidden beside the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother started to move again after many years.
Two Paper Taoists flew out of the ground. One transformed into a middle-aged scribe, put on a brocade robe, and held a folding fan. The other Paper Taoist was placed in his sleeve for later use.
Just like that, he headed towards this bustling city with great swagger.
In the bottom of my heart, the Queen Mother's revised 'script' about the tribulations of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother also emerged.
In this life of the Jade Emperor, he was born into wealth and wealth. His father was the guard of this city. He had an army of ordinary soldiers and horses in his hands and was famous within a thousand miles.
The Jade Emperor was named "Hua Youming" during his calamity. He was naughty and mischievous since childhood and dominated the backyard of the General's Mansion. He disliked literature and favored martial arts, had a sloppy temperament, was rough in work, easily got into trouble, and was petty.
This is a script setting, not the Jade Emperor’s own temperament!
——The serious face of ordinary powerful officials.
The queen mother's Lijie body is the eldest daughter of the local city lord's palace. She is gentle and virtuous, and her name is 'Xia Ningshuang'. Because the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are a kind of spiritual soul, their faces and appearances when they become adults are similar to their original bodies, so Xia Ningshuang got it early. The name of beauty.
According to the script set by the Queen Mother, the Hua family and the Xia family were already close, and Xia Ningshuang liked to torment Hua Youming since she was a child. Every time they met, they would tease each other.
Li Changshou did not want to come to the secular world by himself...
Intervening in the calamity of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother is a thankless task.
But he couldn't bear the word "go", so he could only bite the bullet and arrive in this city, and have an unexpected "encounter" with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
Encounter...encounter with what?
Before Li Changshou entered the city, he glanced at the young man shouting in a teahouse.
Look at this young man, with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, free and unrestrained, wearing a sable coat on a hot day, his body is half upright and half slanted;
To his left and right, sixteen people in soldiers' armor and eight people in servants' short shirts occupied several tables in the front row.
On the wooden platform on one side of the tea house, there were several young women playing and singing. They were singing a bone-crushing tune and playing soft and low notes. Their level was quite good.
The teahouse was almost full. The waiters in the teahouse were running around, delivering tea and snacks and collecting coins, gold and silver. They wanted to be steady with their hands and light and silent with their feet.
After the song was played, an old man in the corner of the teahouse stood up and cheered. However, as soon as he shouted halfway, his companions silenced him and scolded him in a low voice:
"You don't want to die, Master Hua, did you let me shout?"
On the soft couch in the front row of the tea house, the young man wearing mink in summer calmly cleared his throat, raised his hands and clapped gently, saying:
"reward."
A servant immediately carried a tray forward, sprinkled some gold and silver casually on the other girls, and then sent a pair of valuable bracelets to the girl playing the pipa.
The girl's face turned red. She stood up and bowed to the young general in Washington. She said softly, "Thank you, young master."
"Let's just play here today," the young man stood up and said, "Don't be tired. I'll come see you tomorrow."
The girl hurriedly said: "Yes, young master."
The group of sword-wielding soldiers and servants immediately stood up, lined up behind the young man, and swaggered out of the teahouse.
Before leaving the house, the teahouse owner ran over, bowed to the young man repeatedly, and then asked in a low voice:
"Master Hua, when will you take Yingying back to your house?
Yingying’s master and wife have been urging me to tell you that you have rewarded enough, and they are really uneasy..."
"Come," the young man waved, and he, who was almost an adult in size, hooked his arms around the shopkeeper's neck.
The shopkeeper's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and the young man looked at the street without focus, and said calmly: "I'm just going to watch a piece of music, and I want to take the person who plays it home?
If I come to your place to drink a few more cups of tea, will I also want to sell your tea house? "
"This, this..." The teahouse owner's mouth trembled a little, "Master Hua, don't get me wrong, I just..."
The young man sneered, patted the teahouse owner on the shoulder, and led him away in style.
At the street corner, Li Changshou witnessed this scene, covering his face with a folding fan, really blind.
I don’t know how His Majesty the Jade Emperor will feel when he recalls these ‘arrogant’ years when his calamity is over.
Moreover, according to the Queen Mother's script, when Master Hua is about seventeen or eighteen years old, he will experience ups and downs, wealth and wealth, and live in poverty. Then he will marry into the Queen Mother's house, live a peaceful life in a few years, and then his family will fall into ruin again...
——This is the result of the overlap of the two scripts before and after.
Of course, these are all destined paths, and there is the possibility of changing one's destiny. The trajectory set in the Book of Life and Death is not set in stone.
Well, imagine the reincarnation of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, standing on the top of the city, raising his sword high, and shouting to the sky:
‘God, my fate is up to me! ’
That picture is truly classic!
However, considering Master Daozu's mood and His Majesty the Jade Emperor's appearance after returning to normal, Li Changshou still had to do some work to prevent such a thing from happening.
Li Changshou thought for a while and followed behind. He first learned more about the temperament of the Jade Emperor, then learned about the situation of the Queen Mother, and finally decided on the next step.
Tsk, when I think of the fact that I arranged for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother according to the sage’s will...
It's also quite exciting.
…
Li Changshou followed Hua Youming for half a month.
He saw the playboy side of Hua Youming, having fun in the city, walking around, visiting stalls and drinking tea, chatting and bragging with young masters from other powerful families in the city, and then he was tricked by an older young man into going to Hua Youming. building.
As a result, he was captured again by a deputy general from Washington.
I also witnessed the scene where Hua Youming was ridiculed when he met other friends because of this incident——
Hua Youming walked into the upper floor of a restaurant. All the young men who were drinking looked at him and laughed, and some shouted:
"Master Hua, was your mother captured again?"
Hua Youming glared, lifted up the hem of his robe and stuffed it into his belt. He quickly went up and beat up a few people who were talking and laughing. The one he beat was a man with a bruised nose and a swollen face who was crying for his father and mother.
Then Hua Youming grabbed the wallets of those young men and threw them into the hands of the guy next to him who wanted to start a fight but didn't dare to move forward:
"All the expenses in this restaurant today will be paid by these young masters."
Everyone in the restaurant burst into cheers, and the atmosphere inside and outside the building was filled with joy.
By the way, Li Changshou also figured out why those red ropes appeared.
This was a year ago. Hua Youming had just left Washington and became friends with a group of young masters from powerful families. He made big claims while bragging.
As Hua Youming reached his age, he was already a little bit anxious in his heart. When the friends around him were bragging, one of them shouted "I want to marry ten" and the other shouted "I want to marry twenty";
Hua Youming snorted coldly, opened his clothes, revealed the word "ambition" written inside, and said calmly:
"I want more women to be happy!"
So he became famous in one battle and became a famous upstart in this small circle.
It was under such a trend that Hua Youming began to become a little frivolous and impetuous. After going back and forth, he really fell in love with a few girls. However, he was ignorant at first and his mother was very tight at home, so he did not dare to Really make trouble.
Love-sickness can be a matter of deep affection or simple greed.
Hua Youming belongs to the latter, and he projected it onto the Marriage Clay Figurine, which resulted in the situation in the Marriage Palace.
How should I guide myself?
Li Changshou did not rush to Washington, but began to investigate the situation inside and outside the city, listing all the relationships between the secular forces within thousands of miles nearby.
When it comes to His Majesty the Jade Emperor, we must be more prudent.
At this time, Li Changshou did not want to be the 'teacher' of the Jade Emperor. After thinking about it, he decided to sneak into Washington and become a study boy...
Washington? Senior companion reading boy?
I seem to have seen this episode somewhere in my previous life.
Li Changshou laughed a few times and started the first wave of attempts.
He transformed into a young man, carrying a bag and dusty with travel, and arrived in front of the back gate of Washington. When he wanted to get closer, he was stopped by two guards:
"Stop! What are you doing?"
"I am a student who studies and studies. Because my family is poor and unable to make a living, I would like to come to my house and ask if there is a shortage of book boys here to accompany me to study."
"No shortage"
"You two..."
"Let the dogs out."
Li Changshou stared, and before he could say a few words, the backyard door opened, and several small milk dogs four to five inches tall rushed out and chased Li Changshou for three streets.
The coldness of these two gatekeepers really makes the ordinary powerful gods in heaven admire them.
Li Changshou quietly walked back to the back door and thought about Washington for a while.
At this moment, a middle-aged man wearing a long coat and a beard came over and muttered to Li Changshou:
"Brother, do you also want to live in Washington?"
"Oh?" Li Changshou said with a smile, "Does my brother have some connections?"
"That's right, we specialize in helping heroes like Xiongtai who want to work in Washington but have no way."
The middle-aged man waved his thumb behind him and said, "We brothers will treat us as dead bodies. Later, you will push us to the back door and cry harder."
The lady in the house is soft-hearted. If you cry, you will definitely be taken away... Hey, brother, don't leave. Brother, don't you want to ask about the price?
We will only charge you one year's salary after joining the house, and we can pay it in two years!
Brother... Bah! Go ahead and mix it up yourself! "
Li Changshou left quickly and couldn't help but laugh out loud after walking a few steps, which was quite interesting.
That's all, let's use the alternative plan that works faster and discuss it with Bai Ze.
Pretend to be wise.
Li Changshou spent two months preparing.
He first chose the appearance of a middle-aged scribe, and assumed the identity of a teacher in the secular world.
Then, in a nearby big city, he was known as the 'contemporary wise man of the human race', and his reputation spread throughout thousands of miles.
This is similar to the Poseidon Sect's "Poseidon Story" in that it is novel and interesting and can be passed down by word of mouth.
like what:
When he was admonishing young people, a golden light appeared on the back of his head, and he persuaded gamblers to start a new life. He sat in front of the flower building and talked about it for two days and two nights. The flower building immediately collapsed. The shopkeeper of the flower building was very kind-hearted, and the girl of the flower building was so kind. Half redeem themselves and leave;
In addition, wherever he walked, dead fish came to life, dry wells became water, and when he sat on the ground, flowers grew on the ground. He raised his hand and attracted birds all over the sky to circle around.
When his reputation became popular, Li Changshou took advantage of the opportunity to visit the most famous local academy. During a debate, several gray-haired old sages shouted "teacher", but he himself drifted away...
Speculating on fame is only the first step, the second step is to show off.
Li Changshou announced that he was going on a study tour, and I didn't know which city wanted to host him. After hearing the news, the messengers from the city lords of each city who came here held gifts and lined up in a long queue on the street.
Li Changshou used the phrase "too lazy to go too far" and chose three nearby cities, which greatly improved his reputation.
He deliberately placed his real destination, the city where Washington is located, at the end of his itinerary. He spent ten days walking through the two cities, held several 'instruction' meetings, and finally arrived with a lot of honors. The city where Washington is located.
On the day Li Changshou came, soldiers and guards marched out for ten miles to welcome him, men, women, and children all over the city. Hundreds of kilograms of flowers were scattered, and the dignitaries in the city held a banquet in his honor.
During the dinner, Li Changshou said a few more words:
"Life is too short and the world is too big. Although my heart is infinite, my feet are useless.
This city has outstanding people and beautiful scenery. Later I stayed here for three years, opened a small academy, taught seven or eight disciples, and then continued my journey to explore the boundaries of heaven and earth. "
The dignitaries couldn't help but be overjoyed. They came forward one by one and talked about how outstanding their children were.
Li Changshou smiled and shook his head, saying that he did not accept tuition fees or gifts, but only accepted disciples who were smart and agile;
When the academy is completed, invite them to bring their children to visit.
In a prosperous area of the city, this contemporary great sage bought a large mansion with a very generous sum;
In just one night, the original buildings of the house disappeared. Li Changshou arranged a bamboo forest, a pool, several rockeries, and only two bamboo houses dotted among them.
There are mortals who want to force their way in, but get lost in the house. Wherever they go in, they come out in a daze.
Immediately, anyone with some knowledge would know that this was an "elite" coming to the city. The young men of each family were sent to the front of the academy, and were led by the adults to line up.
Li Changshou announced again that he would accept four male disciples and three female disciples, totaling the number of Beidou.
The dignitaries in the city became excited again, and a large number of girls and young girls came to the academy.
The order of queuing is also very realistic. Whoever has a higher status as an adult will be in front.
Hua Youming and Xia Ningshuang met again in front of the academy. Originally, Hua Youming, as the son of the city's guard, was firmly ranked first; but when Xia Ningshuang came wearing a veil, she went directly to Hua Youming weakly. Ming stood in front of him and turned around, showing a pitiful look.
Hua Youming was just a little moved when he heard Xia Ningshuang whisper:
"Go, go to the back."
Hua Youming raised his sword eyebrows, and before his eyes appeared the various situations in which he had been tortured by the girl in front of him since he was a child!
The three-year-old was splashed with water while taking a nap, the five-year-old was pushed into a mud pit while catching crickets, the seven-year-old was chased by bees all over the yard, the nine-year-old climbed on the roof and had the ladder removed, the eleven-year-old...
At that moment, Hua Youming felt hatred in his heart and hatred in his heart. He took half a step forward, his eyes widened and his fists clenched.
Xia Ningshuang blinked gently, her face behind the veil was full of weakness.
"Are you going to hit me, little Mingming?"
"This young master is not as knowledgeable as you!"
Hua Youming snorted and took two steps back. A few chuckles suddenly came from the crowd behind him.
Ding, ding, ding...
A bell sounded from behind the academy door, the door opened on its own, and a voice came from inside:
"The first twenty beginners can listen to my lectures and decide whether to stay or leave based on their performance in class."
The teenagers and children were about to swarm forward, and Xia Ningshuang and Hua Youming were at the front, taking advantage of the situation.
But after Xia Ningshuang jumped into the wooden door, Hua Youming turned around and glared at the crowd who were about to rush up behind him, with a childish face full of majesty.
He shouted in a low voice: "Why squeeze? Why rush! Don't you know how many pounds you have?"
Those who are usually uneducated and unskilled stand outside! Anyone who dares to rely on his family's power and rush in first to blindly occupy the quota will be beaten every time I see him, young master! "
After saying that, Hua Youming himself didn't come in, which surprised Li Changshou.
When Li Changshou was thinking about how to let Hua Youming in, Hua Youming shouted again:
"Let those who can read more than a hundred words advance!"
The dozen or so teenagers who were originally rushing to the front couldn't help but pause.
They can't do it!
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