My Senior Brother is Too Steady

"Well, that's all."

After struggling for a long time to get to the Moon Palace, Li Changshou looked at the 'little' arrangement on his table, took a sip of the cold Xiao Qiongfeng special drink from the jade bowl, and nodded with satisfaction.

As expected, Ling'e's cooking skills began to go astray and she specialized in tea and snacks.

What are you afraid of when you take office?

After experiencing strong winds and waves, can we still break before the waist of three hundred people?

With a sweep of his sleeves and robe, the object in front of him disappeared and was rushed to heaven by a paper Taoist.

Not long after, in the Water God's Mansion.

After all the 'magical instruments' were in place, Li Changshou adjusted his robe in front of the mirror and combed his hair in a bandana to make his white hair shiny and smooth.

Picking up his hair whisk, Li Changshou walked out of the study. Bian Zhuang and Ao Yi, who had received the news in advance, immediately saluted forward.

Li Changshou asked: "Vice Commander Bian?"

Bian Zhuang's eyes lit up, and he replied loudly and energetically: "The end will be here!"

"This thing is for you," Li Changshou casually threw a treasure bag over, "It will be erected outside the gate of Water God Mansion later...

Ao Yi, you lead a team of soldiers and horses to the Taiyin Star and tell me that I will go there immediately and be their chief instructor. "

Bian Zhuang opened his mouth, but the words he ordered were stuck at the top of his throat, leaving only one sound: "Hey."

Ao Yi said with a smile: "Yes."

After saying that, he turned around and hurried away, leading a group of heavenly soldiers to the Taiyin Star.

Li Changshou patted Bian Zhuang on the shoulder, smiled meaningfully, and floated the fly whisk towards the gate of Shuishen Mansion.

"Uncle Chang Geng?"

A soft call made Li Changshou stop his head and turn to look to the side.

Lingzhuzi came in long loose clothes, bowed to Li Changshou in a decent manner, and said:

"When I go to the Moon Palace, do I need my disciples to serve me by my side?"

Obviously, Lingzhuzi got secret guidance from Master Taiyi or Master Yuding to help him resolve the embarrassment of going to the Moon Palace.

Li Changshou smiled and said, "You shouldn't go there. You'd better play with the generals and soldiers. Don't worry."

Lingzhuzi clasped his fists in a rather delicate salute and said, "Disciple, I obey."

It’s also intentional.

Li Changshou turned around and drove out on the clouds, with a bit of determination in his eyes.

Lingzhuzi thought of the message jade talisman he had received before, and couldn't help but feel a little worried, and shouted from behind:

"Uncle Master, what do you want to do here?"

"Teach Chang'e how to sing and dance."

"If Fairy Yunxiao blames..."

"Then Fairy Yunxiao will blame you."

Li Changshou stepped on the clouds with his hands behind his back, looking so cool and calm.

There seemed to be a soft shout coming from far away from the horizon, which turned into two vaguely large characters. The heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the Water God Mansion looked intently, only to see that it was actually the word "kneel down";

The Water God swept the dust with his hand, and the two words were swept away instantly. The clouds under his feet flew quickly and went straight to the Moon Palace.

This way:

Crossing the dazzling stars, I saw the fairy light.

Find the light clouds and hear the ripples of a song.

Flying past the seventh heaven, rushing to the depths of the clouds, stepping into the sky where the sun, moon and stars rotate, riding on the clouds at the right moment;

Not long after, I saw a large, cold star that quickly magnified in front of my eyes.

This is the moon in the mouth of ordinary people, the hook and pan in the mouth of poets, the taiyin in the mouth of Taoists, and the chanjuan in the mouth of lovers.

A laurel tree covers the small half of the lunar star. Those laurel leaves like light yellow jade are like fairy islands, with many attic palaces on them. It seems that you can see the shadows of fairies dancing in the palace.

Li Changshou rode the clouds slowly down, and heard music and laughter far and near.

This is……

Top ten innate spiritual roots? !

Li Changshou was amazed and rode the clouds to the huge crown of the laurel tree. He carefully felt the spirituality and fluctuation of the laurel tree and heard the sonorous sound of logging.

At this moment, Li Changshou could see a fairy wearing a colorful fairy dress heading towards a palace under the tree. This was where the Chang'es usually rehearsed, and it was also where Li Changshou would be responsible for the next ten years. Place - Laurel Palace.

On the other side of the laurel tree is the Guanghan Palace, which is shrouded in formations. The palaces inside are scattered, with pavilions and pavilions, but it is quite cold and there are no people around.

There is Chang'e's residence.

Li Changshou did not rush to the palace where the fairies were gathering, but walked under the laurel tree.

The soil here is soft, and the ground seems to be made of fine sand mixed with fine white jade. Walking on it gives you a unique sense of comfort.

The trunk of the laurel tree is like a towering mountain. A somewhat small figure is at the corner of this 'peak', constantly raising an ax and leaving a thin scar on the laurel tree.

When he raised the axe, the scar healed itself and became extremely smooth.

Li Changshou's eyes flashed, he had a good idea...

This man is indeed a master!

The laurel tree is one of the top ten innate spiritual roots, and is as famous as the peach tree and the ginseng fruit tree. However, the laurel tree has no fruit or flowers. Its power is to strengthen itself. Although it is suppressed by heaven and has insufficient spirituality, it is definitely the best innate spiritual treasure level. strength'.

This month, Wu Gang was able to chop down a laurel tree with an ordinary ax...

Li Changshou took a step forward, and the Dao Rhythm of the Universe circulated, as if shrinking into an inch, and appeared behind Wu Gang.

From a distance, the muscles on this man's body are intricately knotted, and he does not seem to have any Taoist charm or coercion, but it gives people a sense of majesty and unyieldingness.

"Senior," Li Changshou bowed his hands.

Wu Gang, who was cutting down the tree, turned to look at Li Changshou, nodded calmly, and continued to do his own business.

As we all know, when you come to the Moon Palace, any man will think about how to talk to Heng, Heng, and Wu Gang!

Li Changshou had prepared several questions before, and it was not just a whim to take the initiative to find Wu Gang.

The first step is to ask something that Wu Gang cannot avoid and will definitely answer...

Li Changshou smiled and said: "Senior, are you from the human race?"

"Um."

Wu Gang responded lightly, glanced at Li Changshou again while swinging the ax, and asked in a very casual tone:

"What about you, the paper man turned into a spirit?"

"This is just the incarnation of the junior."

Li Changshou smiled, put away the fly whisk, looked at it for a while with his hands behind his back, and then asked: "Senior, are you enlightening?"

"Cut down the tree," Wu Gang paused and frowned slightly as he looked at the wound on the laurel tree that had healed again.

Soon, Wu Gang looked up at Li Changshou and wondered: "Who are you? Why can you come and go here at will?"

"An ordinary heavenly god," Li Changshou responded with a smile, "I'm a little curious, so I took the liberty to come over and bother you. Senior, please don't blame me.

The younger generation has also seen Emperor Dayu who is good at using axes. I just saw the seniors swinging the axes, and it was in line with the Taoism and the rhythm of the Taoism. I was quite surprised in my heart. "

"Have you met Emperor Dayu?"

Wu Gang's eyes suddenly showed a light, and he turned to face Li Changshou with his ax in his hand.

This is a strong man nine feet tall, but his face is not rough, but rather handsome.

Li Changshou also seemed to be chatting about home affairs and said with a smile: "Well, I went to visit the sages of the human race in the Fire Cloud Cave before."

"Can you see the Fire Emperor?"

"Not at all," Li Changshou sighed, "Lord Fire Emperor's demonic energy has entered his body and he is recovering from his injuries."

"Alas," Wu Gang's eyes showed a bit of helplessness, as if he was remembering a magnificent period of time and reminiscing for a while.

Not long after, Wu Gang smiled and murmured: "It's good to be alive."

After saying that, he swung the ax in his hand again.

Keng...Keng...

"Senior, can you tell me what happened back then?" Li Changshou asked with a smile, "Junior has also read a lot of ancient books, but many things are unclear..."

"Of course it is."

Wu Gang curled his lips slightly and sighed: "We won many battles with no glory, and the price we paid was sometimes too heavy. It is normal that future generations would not want to write these things down.

But in the end, it was a world where you would die or I would die, and there was no morality to speak of. "

Keng!

The ax fell and was pulled out by Wu Gang again. He continued to swing the ax and his words became a little more powerful:

“My generation slaughters dogs without leaving a name, and the human race nourishes rivers and mountains through the ages.

You must work hard to defend this world created by your predecessors. "

Li Changshou bowed to Wu Gang and said sternly: "I will definitely live up to the trust of my seniors, although this junior can only do a small amount."

"I can tell," Wu Gang laughed, "You must be not an ordinary god."

Li Changshou smiled and said nothing, and was about to say goodbye and leave. He had already formed a good relationship with Wu Gang today, so there was no need to stay any longer.

At this moment, a stream of light flew out of the formation beside the laurel tree, shouting the words "General Wu", and rushed straight towards this place!

Li Changshou looked intently and saw a well-behaved girl in the light.

She was wearing a light white short skirt. She looked pretty and cute, with big, lively eyes. She had a cloth bag slung over her shoulder, with the tip of a fairy emerald radish exposed at the end of the bag.

The most eye-catching thing is the girl's round and slender feet. Although they are slender and white, at first glance they look like...

Quite strong.

Jade Rabbit?

That should be it. After she landed on the ground, she still had a hair accessory with bunny ears on her head.

The girl was holding a bowl of water in her hands, flying and jumping without any water droplets falling.

"General Wu...well, you have a guest here."

The girl Jade Rabbit chuckled, and Wu Gang also stopped his movements, took the water and took a sip.

Wu Gang showed a kind smile and asked, "What are you going to do?"

"Oh, the master asked me to go to the Laurel Palace to provide support. The steward of the Laurel Palace has come to urge me seven or eight times before. It's really annoying."

Jade Rabbit sighed somewhat depressedly:

"It is said that His Majesty the Jade Emperor sealed a powerful immortal and came to the Laurel Palace to be punished.

Humph, saying that they are being punished, their male immortals have very dirty thoughts!

I feel that I will be very happy to be the head teacher in the Moon Palace and watch the sisters dance every day. It is really... many sisters complain about this. Usually everyone is used to being casual, but this time no matter where they go, they have to wear good clothes. . "

Wu Gang wondered: "What a powerful god."

"It seems to be the Water God, the one in charge of water affairs in the three realms. I heard it from the sisters of Laurel Palace."

The girl Yutu tilted her head, glanced at Li Changshou and then looked away, pointing her finger at the corner of her mouth.

"I also heard from several sisters that this is the powerful god in heaven and the most trusted person by His Majesty the Jade Emperor.

They said that he was a disciple of a saint from the Taoist sect and the husband-in-law of Fairy Sanxiao of the Taoist sect..."

"cough!"

Li Changshou couldn't help but make some noise and said with a smile: "It should be that he is on good terms with Fairy Yunxiao, not a husband."

"Oh, it's almost done!"

The Jade Rabbit girl waved her hands impatiently: "He must be an old pervert, otherwise how could His Majesty the Jade Emperor ask him to come over and teach Chang'e.

Has Chang'e ever had a man? Really are! "

Li Changshou sighed: "This seems to be not what he wants..."

"Never mind this, I'll go over to General Wu first!"

The Jade Rabbit girl waved her hand, kicked off her long legs, and her figure turned into a ball of light and flew towards the Laurel Palace.

On the side, Li Changshou laughed dumbly. Wu Gang was drinking water and suddenly turned his head and took a sip, glaring at Li Changshou:

"Just you?"

"It should be me," Li Changshou wiped the water stains from his long hair. "Without disturbing senior, I should go to the Laurel Palace to see what's going on."

Wu Gang said hurriedly: "Hey, this kid's mind is a little lacking. Don't be as knowledgeable as her."

"No, no, senior, don't worry, I also have a junior sister who often gets into trouble."

Li Changshou made a bow, Wu Gang put down the jade bowl, clasped his fists and raised his hands to Li Changshou, and watched Li Changshou drive away in the clouds.

Water God? A disciple of a saint? Have you ever paid homage to the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors?

Wu Gang was in a daze for a while, then he smiled and shook his head, and continued to wield the axe, chopping down the sacred laurel tree.

"Alas, those who come late are to be feared."

…

Let's say that when the girl Jade Rabbit arrived at the Laurel Palace, many fairies came up to her and asked her if Chang'e would come.

Jade Rabbit shook his head repeatedly, these fairies were a little disappointed.

Obviously, the girl Jade Rabbit is very familiar with these Chang'e, and she is somewhat of a 'moon pet'.

A fairy talked about the water god, and the Jade Rabbit listened honestly.

She usually accompanies her master in Guanghan Palace and rarely goes out. She had inquired about the Water God before and didn't pay much attention to it...

At this time, I was fascinated when I heard these sisters talking about how the Water God was wise, resourceful, good at calculating and fighting, and also very brave.

What kind of male fairy is this?

Another fairy talked about the appearance of the Water God. The girl Jade Rabbit tilted her head, and bubbles appeared one after another on the rabbit ears hair ornament. In the highest bubble, the appearance of an old man with white hair and white eyebrows and kind eyes emerged.

"I seem to have seen it somewhere..."

Jade Rabbit whispered.

"Nonsense," a fairy chuckled, "This is the first time Lord Water God has come to our Laurel Palace. Where have you seen him before?"

Jade Rabbit stood on tiptoes and raised his hands, trying hard to gesture: "Is he so tall? So thin?"

At this moment, a figure floated over from the palace gate on white clouds.

Ao Yi, who was standing at the palace gate, immediately said loudly:

"Lord Water God is here!"

The fairies walked quickly and hurriedly formed the formation.

The structure of the main hall of Laurel Palace is also somewhat unique. There are stairs both inside and outside the palace gate. Inside is a square, sunken 'stage', dotted with jade trees and silver flowers, and on the outside are layers of stairs that can be used as seats.

Ao Yi's shout ended, and the three hundred Chang'e's below had already stood in the same position as during the line dance.

This scene is really...

The orioles, swallows, emeralds and reds are everywhere.

Li Changshou floated directly by the side on a cloud, arrived at the low table where the main seat was in the hall, and sat down peacefully.

The Jade Rabbit girl stood outside the crowd, still in the most conspicuous position.

At this moment, she was completely confused. Her pink eyes were staring at Li Changshou's figure, and she didn't know how to react for a moment...

Old pervert... water god...

The Chang'es each turned around with broken steps, and all bowed to salute. The carefully thought out shouts almost made Li Changshou, the paper Taoist, paralyzed.

"Greetings to the Lord Water God~"

Li Changshou:...

Even Mu Gong cannot understand the joy of being a god in power.

"You don't have to be polite," Li Changshou said with a smile, "His Majesty the Jade Emperor has asked me to teach here for ten years. I hope you will cooperate more in the future.

I am the God of Water in Heaven and am in charge of water affairs in the three realms. I only know some music and am just a layman in the art of singing and dancing. Just train as usual.

Ao Yi, bring me everything. "

"yes!"

Ao Yi suppressed a smile and immediately said hello;

Two heavenly soldiers carried a barbecue grill and placed it in front of Li Changshou. They lowered their heads and hurriedly retreated.

Although the two heavenly soldiers kept reminding themselves not to look to the side or to the side, they still couldn't help but take a look...

The stunning fairies carefully selected by three hundred heavenly fairies stood together in colorful clothes and gauze skirts, which made them feel a sudden surge of Taoism, their faces turned red, and they gradually became crazy.

It is estimated that there is no possibility of breakthrough in the next two hundred years.

Li Changshou was warming his hands on the barbecue grill and said with a smile: "Just think of it as His Majesty giving me a holiday this time. You don't have to worry about me."

The three hundred Chang'e's looked at Li Changshou curiously, knowing that this was the water god telling them that he did not come for women.

All the fairies bowed and saluted.

"Yes~"

Jade Rabbit: Panic, just panic.

Why did the Water God go to General Wu's place when he had nothing to do? I had so much fun chatting with General Wu!

These are not important, what is important is!

She is a little bunny spirit, a little bunny spirit who is nothing more than an immortal. In front of the water god, she calls the water god an old pervert!

Can the master save himself?

The master is just a name in heaven, but this water god is a powerful official in heaven. He sounds like a ruthless person!

What, what should I do?

Feeling the nervous gaze of the Jade Rabbit girl, Li Changshou calmly took out a book from his sleeve, opened it and read it with relish.

"On One Hundred Ways to Recipe Rabbit Meat"

"Hey!"

The Jade Rabbit girl's eyesight went dark, and she swiped directly, and could only tremble.

Rabbit courage, a little bit.

Many fairies also noticed the book in Li Changshou's hand, and many smart people immediately understood the water god's intention, and each of them covered their mouths and chuckled.

Li Changshou asked: "By the way, why isn't Chang'e here?"

The female fairy in charge bowed forward and reported: "Fairy Chang'e is ill and has taken sick leave..."

"oh?"

Li Changshou's face grew colder and he said calmly: "It seems that I don't have the thin noodles anymore."

——Have a clear relationship with Chang'e and confront each other.

"Water God," the female fairy said hurriedly, "Fairy Chang'e sent her maid. Moreover, Fairy Chang'e has a cold temperament and rarely leaves Guanghan Palace. Please forgive me, Lord Water God."

Many fairies all bowed: "Please forgive me, Lord Water God!"

Li Changshou wondered: "Where is the maid?"

More than a dozen fairies turned sideways, exposing the girl who was squatting on the ground and trying to move away secretly.

Li Changshou frowned and his eyes flashed slightly.

His original intention was to give Chang'e a show of strength, so naturally he would not really have trouble with Yutu;

But Jade Rabbit trembled and took advantage of the situation to kneel there. His big eyes blinked and tears rolled down...

"Water God, please spare me!"

Before Li Changshou could speak, Yutu had already collapsed on the ground, his pink eyes lost their sparkle, and he murmured:

"Can you... kill me first and then take the pot... I have lived for more than 10,000 years... In fact, the flesh, the flesh is old..."

Li Changshou:...

The fairies around him were a little confused, but at this time they all started to plead for the Jade Rabbit.

Li Changshou sighed secretly.

That's all, if the first plan fails, it will fail. Why compete with a little rabbit?

He cleared his throat, calmly took out a bronze mirror, placed it in front of him, and said to the bronze mirror:

"Can you hear me over there?"

The bronze mirror vibrated, and a burst of noisy words came out:

"I heard it! Lord Water God, I heard it here!"

"Wow, you can see the picture. Is this the Moon Palace? The decorations and curtains... don't seem to be any different."

"The Lord Water God touched the Moon Palace and didn't forget to open the Cloud Mirror for us. Seriously! The true Water God loves his soldiers like his own children!"

Li Changshou smiled slightly and said:

"In these ten years, I will convey every move I make in the Moon Palace through these two mirrors.

I just want to tell you that the Moon Palace is not a mysterious place, nor is it a place where male immortals yearn for.

In order to complete the task of singing and dancing, Chang'e trains arduously every day and every night. Every living being has its own thing, and doing it well is the meaning of existence. "

Below, a group of fairies looked moved...

In front of the Water God's Mansion, all the heavenly soldiers and generals gathered in front of the big bronze mirror nodded in unison, and then each tried to adjust the angle to see more pictures.

Li Changshou smiled calmly, took out some ingredients, seasonings, and wine from his sleeves, and started today's leisurely session.

Nothing can prove one's innocence better than a live broadcast that lasts for ten years.

Just... you can't yell something like "Brother Meng, write the word "steady" on the wall of Shuishen Mansion. This first live show is missing a little bit of soul.