My Senior Brother is Too Steady

Fairy Yunhua fell into a dream and lost her mind. When she woke up, her jade pillow was filled with tears, her eyes were filled with longing thoughts, and she was a little distracted.

This is an obvious symptom of robbery.

Li Changshou's two paper Taoists currently active in heaven, one is broadcasting live in the Laurel Palace, and the other is staring at Fairy Yunhua.

At this moment, Li Changshou had a big doubt in his heart.

Fu Yuanlao said, the problem is too obvious, it is no different from self-destruction.

If Li Changshou had thought about the matter before the Beizhou Miasma War, he would have only judged it from the more conventional aspects such as the calamity, Fu Yuan's position, possible consequences, the worst outcome, etc.;

But now, Li Changshou has added a few more directions to make himself consider it as comprehensively as possible.

First, is it possible that Fuyuan became a puppet halfway and was not the original Erwuzi?

Secondly, will Yang Tianyou have any problems with his heels?

Third, did the saint directly intervene?

Fourth, is it possible that this is a target that the other party deliberately attracts their attention to cover up their real plan?

etc.

Fuyuan Immortal is an old immortal in Heaven. He entered Heaven almost at the same time as Mugong. He has been around for a long time and has reached a higher position. The so-called Fuyuan is also a Taoist name that was changed later, and he is not very powerful.

If Fuyuan is a chess piece that has been arranged early, the time chosen to attack is a bit wrong.

——At this time, Heavenly Court is about to rise through the great catastrophe. There have been many opportunities to stab the Jade Emperor in the back. Why didn't you take advantage of it?

After comprehensive analysis, the most likely option is that Fu Yuanlao was possessed by someone, or someone directly stole the beams and replaced the pillars...

If this is the case, the possibility of the saint taking action directly is quite high, about 20%.

The old rule: [If I am the one controlling the talisman behind the scenes, what do I need to use him to calculate? 】

Li Changshou had a flash of inspiration in his heart and captured something crucial.

Casting stones to ask for directions.

The other party may not have a clear purpose for acting like this. At the very least, it will disgust the Jade Emperor. The most ideal result is to damage the Jade Emperor's prestige and achieve other goals.

At this time, a great calamity is coming, and the world is like a pool of muddy water. If you can use a stone to create some waves, maybe a chain reaction will occur...

The person behind the incident is most likely to be a Western sect, but the Chan sect cannot be directly ruled out.

Of course, there is also a slight possibility that Jie Jiao will take action, but this... this...

Well, be skeptical and don't jump to conclusions.

Highlight the rigor!

Glancing at Fairy Yunhua who was sitting in front of the dressing table, Li Changshou secretly shook his head and moved his mind to the side.

He sent a paper Taoist figure pretending to be a heavenly general to go to the underworld to investigate Yang Tianyou's whereabouts on his orders.

Following this, the real Water God Zhi Taoist left Taiyin Star for the first time in the past two years, walking around in the heaven, swaggeringly investigating matters related to Fairy Yunhua.

This time, it’s the same old Thousand Layer Cake.

Li Changshou first visited Fairy Yunhua and persuaded Fairy Yunhua not to worry too much. He also sent heavenly soldiers to Yaochi to ask for orders and add six maids to Fairy Yunhua.

Fairy Yunhua also became the second immortal in Heaven to have more than two fairy maids besides the Queen Mother.

Because there are male and female fairies in heaven, even the Jade Emperor doesn't treat them this way!

Afterwards, Li Changshou went to the Marriage Hall, checked Fairy Yunhua's red rope for marriage, and pointed at the red rope between Fairy Yunhua and Yang Tianyou and got mad on the spot:

"Yue Lao, why is this?

Fairy Yunhua was the Jade Emperor's sister during the calamity, how could she be entangled with a mortal with a red rope? "

Yue Lao Laotie trembled with fright and said hurriedly: "This, this is definitely not the work of a small god! The Water God Mingjian!"

Li Changshou frowned and said, "Then let me ask you, where is this place?"

"The Palace of Marriage..."

"Who are you?"

"The little god is Yue...Lao..."

Yue Lao's face suddenly turned extremely pale. He stepped back a few steps. Looking at the red rope that had been locked into a tight knot, he subconsciously took out the golden scissors.

Li Changshou flicked his whisk, stopped Yue Lao, and whispered:

"At this time, the catastrophe between heaven and earth has been revealed. There is something fishy about this matter. Yue Lao, do you really want to cut it off?"

Yue Lao shivered again, as if there were fifteen wooden barrels hanging in his heart - he was up and down, muttering "It's over, it's over", and he was anxiously spinning around in front of Li Changshou.

"Water God! Water God save me!"

"I can't solve this matter," Li Changshou sighed, "Remember, all you need to do is insist that you did not do this, and you did not do this deadlock, and dare to make a great oath for it.

His Majesty the Jade Emperor is kind-hearted and magnanimous, and Yue Lao has also worked hard and accomplished great things in heaven, so he will not be blamed.

I really want to investigate this matter carefully...

Can Yuelao remember who has been to your marriage palace in the past twenty years? Write down their names and give them to me. "

"Yes, yes! Little God, write it now!"

Li Changshou said again: "Obviously someone has plotted against you, Mr. Yue. I will use a photo ball behind you to record the process of your writing. I must try to be as detailed as possible."

"Hey! Thank you Water God!"

Yue Lao sighed and asked Li Changshou to go to the side hall with him. He kept recalling, thinking, and telling, and wrote down messages one after another.

In the past twenty years, Yue Lao has explained very clearly which deity came here, at which time, and what he said, so that Li Changshou...

Unexpectedly, he mastered the dirty information of more than a dozen heavenly gods.

These are all trivial matters, and Li Changshou does not have to make trouble with his colleagues who are ministers in the same palace.

Half a day later, Li Changshou put away the seven photo balls that were taken from multiple angles, and told Yue Lao that it would be best to seal the palace in the near future and not let anyone enter the Marriage Palace. Yue Lao also agreed. .

After Li Changshou left, Yue Lao closed the door of the Marriage Palace and threw the two boys outside to hold up a sign:

[Yue Lao is not in the palace];

[Heaven protects this place].

Li Changshou continued to visit the heaven left and right in a swaggering manner without hiding his whereabouts.

Leave the Marriage Hall and take the road to Yaochi.

Li Changshou told Long Ji not to leave the Yaochi in the near future, and also exchanged a few fair and honest "code words" with the Queen Mother, asking the Queen Mother to keep an eye on Fairy Yunhua.

Then, as if by a stroke of magic, Li Changshou suddenly turned around, deliberately passing by Fu Yuan Immortal's mansion, and walked for a while outside the gate of Fu Yuan Immortal.

Finally, Li Changshou turned around and left without entering the door, and rushed to see Mu Gong.

Li Changshou and Mugong chatted about heavenly affairs for a while, and then performed the 'Double Voice Synchronization Technique'.

While speaking with his mouth, he secretly used his celestial consciousness to speak to Mu Gong:

"Mu Gong, who chose you to be the head of the male immortals back then to control the power of His Majesty the Jade Emperor?

If you are a Taoist saint, just laugh. If you are a Western saint, just sigh. If you don't know, just blink. "

So, Dongmu Gong raised his hand and pressed the corners of his eyes, and muttered: "Why am I feeling a little uneasy?"

Then his eyelids blinked wildly with a frightening frequency.

Li Changshou smiled from the bottom of his heart and continued chatting with Mu Gong.

After he said goodbye to Mugong, he returned to the Laurel Palace, sat behind the bronze mirror, continued to watch Chang'e dance, and ate the delicacies at hand.

Another half day later;

There are also results in the underworld. Li Changshou checked Yang Tianyou's eighteen previous lives through the Lord of Hell and the Book of Life and Death. There was nothing wrong with him, it was just a normal true spirit that was constantly reincarnating.

Then there is the list obtained by Yue Lao Temple...

In the past twenty years, Immortal Fuyuan has gone to Yuelao Hall three times to drink, have fun and make friends with Yuelao.

The second time happened to correspond to the incident of "Hua Youming entrusted his mother and sister to the care of Yang Tianyou when he was nineteen years old".

Obviously, this move between Hua Yun and Yang Tianyou was planted before the Jade Emperor returned to heaven after his calamity.

At this time, there were enough logical fulcrums, and a "story line" with a possibility of reaching 60% was clearly presented in Li Changshou's mind...

A faint smile appeared on Li Changshou's lips, his eyes narrowed involuntarily, he picked up a piece of freshly roasted spirit beast meat and put it into his mouth, chewing it carefully.

In fact, he was recalling the details hidden behind this seemingly simple game and checking whether he had made any mistakes or omissions.

Introspection and self-examination actually don’t have to wait until the matter is over;

If you can discover the loopholes in advance, you may be able to remedy them in time.

At the same time, at the gate of Laurel Palace.

stare--

Two rabbit ear hair accessories were pushed outwards, and a small head exposed his forehead and eyes. He caught Li Changshou's expression from a distance and couldn't help but shiver a few times.

Suddenly I heard a woman calling from behind me: "Why are you hiding here, little rabbit?"

The girl Jade Rabbit trembled all over, quickly retracted her head, and made a silencing gesture to the beautiful fairies riding on the clouds behind her, and then wiped her neck, pinched her neck, tilted her head and stuck out her tongue...

Several fairies were so amused that they covered their mouths and smiled.

A fairy said: "Little rabbit, don't do this. The Water God is a very good fairy. Haven't you discovered it in the past two years?"

"That's right, the Water God just teased you on purpose several times before. The Water God looked at you with very kind eyes."

"H-nice?"

Jade Rabbit thought about the several encounters he had with the Heavenly Water God in the past two years. He couldn't help but squat down and hugged himself aggrievedly.

"When darkness fell, I was the only rabbit who discovered the truth about the big devil."

"Can you present this to Lord Water God for me? I dare not go there..."

With tears in her eyes, the Jade Rabbit held an invitation to several fairies with both hands;

These fairies did not hesitate, took the invitation, flew to the palace while laughing and joking, and landed in front of Li Changshou.

The Jade Rabbit Girl revealed her head again and quietly stared at the situation over there.

She saw Li Changshou pick up the invitation and glance at it, and then heard Li Changshou smile and say:

"Taiyin Xingjun invited me to a banquet? Forget it. There is no popularity in Guanghan Palace. I really don't feel comfortable with it."

While speaking, Li Changshou looked up at the palace door and saw only a shallow shock wave, which should be the ripple mark left by the rabbit's kick.

Chang'e invited herself over to the banquet?

Li Changshou didn't know what the meaning was, but he never wanted to be the first man to step into Guanghan Palace since ancient times.

Just like that, the banquet was endless in the Moon Palace, and the picture in the bronze mirror remained uninterrupted.

Spring has passed and autumn has come, and another half year has passed.

Fairy Yunhua finally couldn't hold it any longer and negotiated with her maid. After visiting the Queen Mother once, she risked her own life and secretly descended to earth.

During this process, the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Li Changshou, Mu Gong, and a few heavenly masters were all paying close attention to Fairy Yunhua.

When Fairy Yunhua took out a jade talisman and disguised herself as a heavenly general, she used this to get out of the heavenly gate;

The Jade Emperor's expression in Lingxiao Palace turned completely gloomy, but he endured it and did not intervene.

He is the Jade Emperor.

When calamity comes and heaven rises, if he takes action to fight against calamity, it will affect the operation of the calamity and may even affect the rise of heaven.

The following story is a bit cliche.

Fairy Yunhua came down to earth to meet Yang Tianyou. Years of lovesickness and the disturbance of the red rope of marriage made them unable to help but embrace each other when their eyes met.

Yang Tianyou is a very responsible man. He does not want to delay Fairy Yunhua's future because of himself as a mortal, so he continues to endure and endure...

Finally I couldn't hold it back.

Li Changshou, who followed secretly, covered the Yang Mansion with a barrier, indicating that the matter was settled.

In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor shook his head and sighed.

His sister is going to get married when she grows up, and as a brother, he actually has nothing to say;

It was the complicated involvement that followed that gave the Jade Emperor all sorts of headaches.

At this time, Li Changshou's paper Taoist who looked like a young Taoist got together with the Jade Emperor's incarnation, found a fairy mountain with a beautiful scenery, had a drink, and thought about what to do next.

The Jade Emperor intended to help Yang Tianyou and Fairy Yunhua, so he threw this problem to Li Changshou and said:

"If Chang Geng can come up with an idea before this glass of wine is finished, I will give Chang Geng a treasure."

Li Changshou smiled slightly, deliberately showing a thoughtful expression;

As soon as the Jade Emperor picked up the wine glass and took a sip, Li Changshou took out the plan he had prepared.

"Yes."

puff--

The incarnation of the Jade Emperor covered his mouth and stared at Li Changshou: "What's the matter?"

"The method your Majesty wants," Li Changshou said with a smile, "The little god went to check Yang Tianyou's previous eighteen lives and asked Yan Jun to hide all the things recorded in the book of life and death.

At this time, the secrets of heaven are confused and the method of calculation is banned. We can make up a romantic story to add a little explanation to the two of them. "

"Oh?" The Jade Emperor became interested, "What kind of story?"

Li Changshou took out a few scrolls from his sleeves and said, "Your Majesty, please look. The little god has already prepared them to prepare for today's situation."

The Jade Emperor took a closer look and saw the words "Three Lives and Three Worlds Find You", "Immortal Love Has Not Ended", and "You are on the left, I am on the right" written on the scroll.

The Jade Emperor incarnate and his forehead was covered with black lines, he glared at Li Changshou and cursed:

"Why didn't you take out these when I came down to earth!"

"Ahem," Li Changshou smiled awkwardly, "The story you customized at that time was a story created by the little god. It is inevitable that there will be some differences."

The Jade Emperor took the scroll and read it carefully for a while, and quickly selected a script, which was pretty good as Li Changshou thought, it was the script of "Three Lives, Three Worlds" and "Golden Boy and Jade Girl".

The Jade Emperor asked again: "What can I do if I make up such a story for them?"

Li Changshou analyzed slowly:

"Your Majesty, in a few years, rumors will spread in heaven that Fairy Yunhua secretly descended to earth and married mortals privately.

At that time, the little god will release this story to offset some of the subsequent effects.

And Your Majesty can also make a show of punishing Yang Tianyou by dissipating his family wealth and letting them suffer some miserable days...

Many immortals and gods in heaven are gentlemen. They dare not say anything openly, but they secretly sympathize with Fairy Yunhua and Yang Tianyou.

At this time, His Majesty only needs to find a suitable opportunity to capture them and bring them back to heaven, cut off part of Fairy Yunhua's cultivation, use the punishment of sacrificing longevity to perfect their marriage, and serve as a warning to others. This matter can end successfully... …”

——This is Li Changshou's strategy to ensure the smooth birth of Yang Jian, the Erlang God, and to take into account the interests of all parties.

The Jade Emperor breathed a sigh of relief slowly, nodded in agreement, took out a jade pen from his arms, and handed it to Li Changshou.

"Thank you, Your Majesty. The little god is disrespectful."

"I always feel like Chang Geng you are deliberately setting a trap for me," the Jade Emperor said with a slight look of disgust in his eyes.

Li Changshou smiled calmly and toasted Tianzhu with a wine glass.

So, seven years later.

Things developed exactly as Li Changshou and the Jade Emperor said. The first six years were very peaceful.

In the first year after Fairy Yunhua came to earth, the Yang family welcomed the second young master;

In the third year after coming down to earth, the Yang family welcomed the third lady...

The life of the Yang family is naturally the envy of gods and jealousy of mandarin ducks, and mortals can never imagine the happiness in it.

But the good times didn't last long, and something unexpected happened.

First, rumors spread in the heaven. Almost overnight, the heavenly soldiers in the corner of the heaven knew that Fairy Yunhua, the sister of the Jade Emperor, was marrying a mortal privately, which was an insult to the power of heaven.

The heavenly soldiers, heavenly generals, immortals and gods themselves didn't think this was a big deal, they just took it for granted.

Li Changshou released in time that "Yang Tianyou is the reincarnation of the golden boy, and he is destined to be married to Fairy Yunhua", quickly correcting the criticism of this matter.

But at this time, some immortals and gods continued to exaggerate the seriousness of the matter, and led by Fuyuan Immortal, they brought the matter to the Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor calmly ordered a team of heavenly soldiers to come down to earth to capture him. The order was to capture Yang Tianyou's family of five and bring them to the Lingxiao Palace to await his fate.

The problem occurs at this link.

After Li Changshou had settled the matter, he naturally would not ignore this key point.

His paper priests were secretly hiding underground in the Yang Mansion, waiting for the heavenly soldiers to arrive;

The heavenly soldiers descended and read His Majesty the Jade Emperor's decree to capture Yang Tianyou's family.

Yang Tianyou himself was very calm and had already expected this. He protected his wife and children and was trapped by the heavenly soldiers with fairy ropes.

At this moment, something unexpected happened!

A heavenly soldier who was less than half a foot away from Yang Tianyou, his eyes suddenly filled with golden light, slapped Yang Tianyou's Tianling Cap.

Fairy Yunhua was not good at fighting and had no time to rush to help;

But a white shadow flashed from the side very quickly, blocking Yang Tianyou dangerously and dangerously, with his beard and hair fluttering and his eyes widened.

Taoist Li Changshou burst into flames and shouted angrily:

"Who are you!"

But as soon as he finished speaking, Li Changshou immediately lost contact with the paper Taoist. He only felt that a wisp of Taoist rhyme forcibly destroyed the power of the soul that he had placed on the paper Taoist!

In the midst of lightning and flint, Li Changshou had no choice but to move his mind into the Paper Taoist's sleeve and activate the other backup Paper Taoist at full speed. However, when this Paper Taoist rushed out, it was already too late...

That day the soldier smashed Yang Tianyou's head with one palm, and on the other side, another day soldier killed Yang Tianyou's eldest son under his palm.

Li Changshou only had time to take action, and used a dust fly to deflect the palm that hit Fairy Yunhua. His immortal power surged through his body, blowing out a strong wind...

When the wind and clouds subsided, the courtyard was in a mess.

The remaining team of heavenly soldiers were all stunned at the scene in front of them, staring at the bodies of Yang Tianyou and his eldest son.

The second son, Yang Tianyou, who was only six and a half years old, held his sister in his arms with all his strength. His calm expression was a bit dazed, and there was a line of blood spattered on his face.

Li Changshou's paper Taoist left only two messages to the heavenly soldiers here, asking them to retreat.

A paper Taoist has taken Fairy Yunhua away and sent her to heaven.

The other Zhidao people stayed here, guarding beside Yang Jian and Yang Chan.

…

At the same time, there was a thunderous thunder outside the Lingxiao Palace, and Li Changshou's paper Taoist from the Moon Palace flew out of the thunder light, with a cold face, stepped into the palace, and walked straight towards the Fuyuan Immortal.

The Jade Emperor looked puzzled, and the immortals were a little confused, but they all felt Li Changshou's anger at this moment.

Mugong asked hurriedly: "Water God..."

Li Changshou did not reply. He walked up to Fu Yuan Immortal and met his eyes. The latter also had a puzzled look on his face, as if he didn't know what was going on.

Li Changshou moved his lips slightly and said five words.

Fuyuan Immortal was startled at first, and then his whole body trembled slightly, and his immortal body shriveled up like a balloon.

But in an instant, it turned into ashes, and the soul was gone!

The sound of a needle dropping could be heard in Lingxiao Palace, and the immortals and gods looked at Li Changshou in horror.

Only the Jade Emperor here heard the five words Li Changshou said. He looked thoughtful and his eyes were filled with light, because these five words were:

"That's too much, uncle."