My Senior Brother is Too Steady

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Reverse thinking refers to a way of thinking that Shou directly reverses when conventional thinking fails to produce effective means. It is also a deduction method that Shou often uses.

When a method that he originally thought was correct failed to receive positive feedback, Li Changshou would start reverse thinking, make bold assumptions, make steady attempts, and delve into the nature of the problem.

Therefore...

"Uncle Master, why did you bring me here?"

In front of Guanghan Palace, Lingzhuzi held up a bronze mirror and asked in a low voice.

Li Changshou smiled slightly, naturally it was impossible to say what was in his heart;

[The first is to prove the innocence of this water god;

The second is to bring you here. Even if you are so delicate and make a fool of yourself when you see Chang'e, no one will blame you;

Third, you can also pick up live broadcast equipment. 】

Li Changshou cleared his throat and whispered: "Lingzhu, have you forgotten the practice you want to do?"

Lingzhu, who was wearing a green and white gown, was startled when he heard this, then his eyes were filled with light and he nodded solemnly.

In order to become a normal man in the eyes of Master!

Li Changshou looked at the high wall in front of him that was covered by the formation, and said to Lingzhuzi: "Ahead is the Guanghan Palace where the legendary most beautiful woman in the three realms, Chang'e, lives.

As the saying goes, Yin and Yang coexist and work together, which is the ultimate principle of heaven and earth.

If you want to make yourself what you want to be, you must pass this test! "

Lingzhuzi said firmly: "I understand, uncle!"

That delicate little face was full of earnestness and solemnity, like a warrior from ancient times who was about to slay a dragon, or like a young man who was desperate to reach the end and explore the truth of the world.

Li Changshou patted Lingzhuzi on the shoulder and said with a smile:

"Wait here for now. I'll go get some information. Remember, don't open the bronze mirror now."

After saying this, Li Changshou rode the clouds forward, cupped his hands in front of the Guanghan Palace, and pointed his finger towards the front.

The Guanghan Palace array trembled slightly, and the spirit beads were full of confusion.

Li Changshou waited quietly for a moment. No matter how he calculated in his heart, it was impossible for Chang'e to turn a blind eye to his visit.

as expected;

After a while, the palace door of Guanghan Palace opened, and a little head poked out with trembling, it was the Little Jade Rabbit.

Lingzhuzi saw from a distance that 'Uncle Chang Geng' was covering himself with a barrier, and said a few words to the girl. Then he saw 'Uncle Chang Geng' give the girl a jade talisman.

It seems to be saying:

"...I will use this form to enter the Guanghan Palace later. Please prepare yourself, Lord Taiyin. There are still a few questions and some suggestions.

Now a lot of people have gathered in front of the Water God Mansion, and many immortals and gods are using their immortal consciousness to explore, which attracts more attention..."

Lingzhuzi tilted his head, and immediately thought of his 'manly code', straightened his head, raised his chest, raised his head, and looked serious.

Just like the general brothers.

Li Changshou came back in a daze and waited for a while with a smile.

Ling Zhuzi held the bronze mirror and couldn't help but ask in a low voice: "Uncle Master, why don't we go in directly and say hello to each other?"

"Of course," Li Changshou said with a smile, "This kind of thing is arranged in advance, how can it really be a sudden attack."

Lingzhu looked thoughtful.

In front of the Water God's Mansion, the number of bronze mirrors from one to three has been increased. The three hundred futons placed in front of them were already filled with immortals, gods and generals who were not in office today, and there were even more people standing around.

"Hey, General Li is here too?"

"The last general is here to increase the reputation of Lord Water God as a male immortal!"

"The immortal is not drinking at home, so he's here to join in the fun?"

"Hahaha, the Water God has such a feat, how can I sit alone on the Immortal Platform? We are really curious about this grand event in heaven!"

There are many excitements among them.

Not only in the Water God Mansion, but also in the Yaochi Palace and the Laurel Palace, each has a bronze mirror, and all the female fairies also gather together.

And these are only a small number of ‘audiences’.

Who among the Qi refiners doesn’t have the knowledge of immortality? At this time, there were countless immortal consciousnesses locked on the bronze mirror in front of the Water God's Mansion.

What's more, there are immortals in the heaven who use the cloud mirror technique to aim at the bronze mirror, hiding in every corner and on various immortal thrones, relaying such scenes.

For example, at Duke Dongmu's house, and another example...

In the Lingxiao Palace.

His Majesty the Jade Emperor is holding the table. There is a shallow cloud mirror hidden inside the table. The cloud mirror is the picture in the bronze mirror;

After waiting for a long time, there was still no movement, which made the Jade Emperor complain a little.

Why is Chang Geng so lazy? Yesterday he announced that he was going to enter Guanghan Palace. It's already this hour today and there's still no news!

At this time, a female fairy came from outside the palace on a cloud, bowed under the high platform, and shouted:

"Your Majesty, I would like to invite you to have a meal."

The Jade Emperor calmly put down the watch, crushed the cloud mirror without leaving a trace, and stretched out pretending to be tired.

"good.

I'm going to Yaochi now, you go back first. "

The female fairy lowered her head again and said, "Your Majesty, please forgive me. Your Majesty has a fate. Let the fairy follow you and rush back together."

The corner of the Jade Emperor's mouth twitched slightly, he stood up calmly, straightened his clothes, put his hands behind his back and rode on the clouds, letting the female fairy follow him.

A moment later, in the corner of the Heavenly Court, Qin Tianzhu, the newly arrived general from the Heavenly Court, rushed to the Water God Mansion in the clouds and took a corner viewing position.

"Master Water God, why haven't you moved yet?"

"Is this bronze mirror broken?"

"Hey, yes, yes!"

As he spoke, fairy light circulated on the three bronze mirrors, and clear human figures gradually appeared. Lingzhuzi glanced at them, and then quickly retracted his head.

Then I heard Lord Water God’s voice coming from the side:

"Yes, this is to activate the restriction. Remember to keep it in front of your chest later and don't take random photos. After all, what we are going to is the Guanghan Palace, the residence of the female fairy..."

The images in the bronze mirror flowed, revealing the white-haired and white-browed face of the Heavenly Water God.

Li Changshou cupped his hands in front of the bronze mirror and said warmly:

"Have a good afternoon, colleagues. Today I will be visiting Guanghan Palace.

Because people's words are scary, but I am thin-faced and have a lot of worries, so I invite you all to be witnesses and come with me to the Guanghan Palace to find out.

This operation has been approved by the owner of Guanghan Palace. In order not to disturb the purity of Guanghan Palace, no sound will be heard from the bronze mirror magic weapon held by my nephew Lingzhuzi. I hope you will bear with me. "

After saying this, Li Changshou made a bow, and the gods and generals in front of the bronze mirrors all returned the bow.

On prehistoric live broadcast etiquette.

Then the screen began to rotate, looking at Li Changshou's back as he slowly approached the gate of Guanghan Palace.

The gate of Guanghan Palace was ajar. Li Changshou raised his hand and knocked lightly, saying loudly:

"Is Fairy Chang'e in the palace?

The fairy visited the Laurel Palace before, but I was in a state of trance and failed to wake up in time. Today I came to the Guanghan Palace to make amends. "

Just heard a voice coming from inside the door:

"Wait a moment, Lord Water God. My master is bathing and changing clothes. It is not convenient for you to enter the palace at this time."

At this moment, all the immortals in front of the Water God's Mansion were in high spirits, as if they had seen something extraordinary!

Li Changshou smiled and said: "In that case, I will just take a walk outside the palace."

After saying that, Li Changshou took the spiritual bead on a cloud and floated under the laurel tree. He began to introduce the innate spiritual root and used the sonorous sound of chopping wood to attract everyone's attention...

Many immortals and gods know that there is a master of the clan in the Moon Palace who has trouble with the laurel tree every day. He has existed since the founding of Heaven in ancient times, but they don't know much about this master.

At this time, Li Changshou, with a pair of immortal eyes, found the 'enthusiastic Qi practitioner Mr. Wu' who had been focusing on logging for tens of thousands of years.

Dang!

The big ax was held in front of Wu Gang, and his whole body was covered with a faint light. That inexplicable majesty was transmitted through the bronze mirror.

The following is Wu Gang’s external declaration:

"My name is Wu Gang. I am the captain of the ancient human emperor's bodyguard. I am here to protect the safety of His Highness Chang'e. My cultivation level is so-so. I am a Da Luo Jinxian for tens of thousands of years. I follow the path of warfare. I have not killed monsters recently, and my hands have grown a lot.

Why cut down the laurel tree?

My Highness has sworn an oath that she will not leave Guanghan Palace until the laurel tree falls... What? Went out before? It seems that the oath was not to leave the Taiyin Star. I remembered it wrongly. I remembered it wrongly.

Water God, you go first, I will continue to chop down trees and help to persuade my Highness. "

After saying this, Wu Gang picked up the axe, and in front of the bronze mirror, performed the unique skill of chopping a laurel tree with an ordinary axe, deliberately exuding his own tyrannical Taoist charm to prove that what he said was true.

Half of the male immortals in heaven could not help but cover their faces with their hands, and half smiled and narrowed their eyes.

Li Changshou continued to circle with the spirit beads, leading the immortals and gods around Guanghan Palace, taking pictures of the cold scenery of the Moon Palace.

When they arrived at the gate of the Moon Palace again, the gate of the Moon Palace opened and a beautiful girl walked out.

She changed her usual dress and put on a blue and white gradient tube top dress, paired with a gauze shawl, double-ringed sideburns on her hair, and light makeup on her face, making her look a little more charming.

She is a jade rabbit girl.

"Water, Lord Water God."

She did not dare to raise her head and look directly at Li Changshou, so she bowed and saluted, and whispered: "Master, please go inside and rest first. She hasn't tidied up yet. Please don't blame me, Lord Water God."

Li Changshou nodded with a smile and said, "Thank you."

After saying this, he flew into the Guanghan Palace on clouds and walked forward with his hands behind his back.

In front of the Water God Mansion, many immortals and acquaintances communicated to each other:

"Is this the jade rabbit raised by Fairy Chang'e?

I didn’t expect that just the Jade Rabbit would be so smart. I really didn’t know how charming Fairy Chang’e was. "

"It's a pity that he stutters and can't speak clearly."

"Well, that's a pity."

Something seems wrong about the focus.

Let's say that the gods, generals and fairies carefully stared at the content presented in the picture.

Lingzhuzi, who was responsible for holding the bronze mirror, was also quite spiritual. At this time, he slowly adjusted the angle of the bronze mirror and took a picture of the scenery in Guanghan Palace.

It is better to say that it is a separate garden than a palace.

There are hundreds of flowers blooming nearby, but among the flowers there is only one proud snow-cold plum, which outshines all others;

In the distance, it can be regarded as the standard feature of the fairy mansion - rockery, flowing water, lotus pond, and buildings surrounded by fairy birds.

The first impression that Guanghan Palace gives people is that it is cold. The palace here occupies a very large area, but there is only a little fairy light in the spotless hall, and there is no trace of human beings for a long time.

Li Changshou was taken to the attic next to the lotus pond, led to a terrace surrounded by water on three sides, and sat down to drink tea.

The Jade Rabbit girl said in a trembling voice:

"My, my master will be here right away."

"Thank you," Li Changshou said warmly, and the jade rabbit forced a smile, lowered his head and hurried away.

Li Changshou asked Lingzhuzi to sit down with him, but Lingzhuzi refused in a low voice and went to the corner with a bronze mirror to take a panoramic view.

As if to retaliate against Li Changshou's "turning a blind eye" before, Chang'e arrived late after half an hour.

Li Changshou didn't feel anything about this. In his previous life, he understood that women have no concept of time when dressing themselves up. However, the immortals and gods, especially Qin Tianzhu, felt that Chang'e was too trusting and ignored the ordinary gods in heaven!

But then...

Suddenly, he heard a faint sigh, and the entire scene presented by the bronze mirror suddenly overflowed with soft light.

The immortals and gods subconsciously opened their eyes and looked at the center of the bronze mirror. Many of the vigorous generals held their breaths. The immortals and gods who had visited the Marriage Hall even forgot to blink.

At the edge of the bronze mirror, a light blue fairy light broke into the picture.

As soon as this body appeared, the old immortal's cheeks turned red, the little heavenly soldiers couldn't take their eyes away, all the fairies were eclipsed, and all the gods were secretly shocked!

The face is cool and charming, with willow eyebrows and beautiful eyes, a beautiful nose and cherry lips. Regardless of the face shape or curves, if there is even the slightest increase or decrease, the difference will be 30%;

Fu Liu also has a waist that cannot be easily grasped, a slender and attractive neck, crystal clear skin, and wonderful proportions.

She took a step forward, feeling that this step interpreted the beauty of the woman of time and the virtue of Taiyin...

She said:

"I kept you waiting."

That soft and soothing voice made the long wait worth it.

Qin Tianzhu took the lead, and the large-scale real incense scene in heaven was held.

At this time, there was peace in front of the Water God's Mansion, until someone let out a sigh, and all the immortals sighed, and looked at the scene in the mirror intently.

Such a woman, in the heaven, only the Queen Mother of Yaochi can sit opposite her and not be at a disadvantage.

It's a pity that the Queen Mother is the first-order righteous god in the heaven and the head of the female immortals. She is aloof and majestic, and no one dares to compare her with her.

By the Tianhe River, the group of generals guarding in front of the bronze mirror of the 'small stove' opened by Li Changshou were all sighing at this moment.

Bian Zhuang's eyes were dazed, and he murmured: "I may really have fallen in love this time."

"Tsk," Ao Yi smiled disdainfully, "You can say this three hundred and sixty times a year."

"No! This time it's different!"

Bian Zhuang clenched his fists and said firmly: "I will definitely become a male immortal worthy of Fairy Chang'e!

Hey, Ao Yi, what are you doing?

Put away the rope that binds the immortals, and if you have something to say, we are all brothers... Ugh! Woohoo! "

With a few swish sounds, two fairy treasure ropes tied Bianzhuang into a zongzi-like shape.

Ao Yi kicked out, and Bian Zhuang immediately flew out, creating a medium-sized splash in the Tianhe.

"Everyone, keep watching and don't worry about him."

Ao Yi said calmly, and the generals of the Tianhe Navy all laughed and watched Bian Zhuang drift away.

There was a burst of greetings in the mirror, most of which were of little value, and everyone's focus was on Chang'e.

Not long after, in front of the Water God's Mansion, another fairy praised:

"The Water God is really very calm. When facing the Taiyin Star Lord, he can be so calm, not squinting, and speaking in a measured manner."

"I am far inferior to the Water God."

"Look what you said, Lord Water God's realm is the same as ours?"

Indeed, Li Changshou was very calm at this time and did not use the "Beautiful Queen" series of magic tools to suppress him.

In his intuitive feeling, Chang'e was extremely beautiful. Her figure, appearance, posture, and temperament were all at the top, but it always seemed like something was missing...

Have we seen too many beautiful women?

Not to mention the Fairy Yunxiao, who is made of the most beautiful clouds in the sky, Ling'e is undergoing a small transformation every day. Xuanya, who has embarked on another path of charm, may not lose to Chang'e in the future.

The sommelier uncle is more scientific and is not included in the discussion.

Li Changshou was not far from Chang'e at this time, only five feet away, separated by an exquisite round table.

Chang'e's eyes were clear and moving, but Li Changshou couldn't see the spirit after they were clear...

The woman in front of him was like an empty shell.

"When Mr. Xing went to the Laurel Palace before, I was wandering around in Taixu and comprehending the great road. I was unable to respond to Mr. Xing in time, which caused a little disturbance in the heaven. Therefore, I came to visit. I hope Mr. Xing will not be surprised by the abruptness."

Chang'e smiled shyly, nodded gently to Li Changshou, and said: "I'd like to thank Lord Water God for coming in person. It's really..."

Chang'e's gentle words echoed in his ears, and Li Changshou frowned secretly in his heart.

Weird, really weird.

Li Changshou thought for a moment, why did Chang'e give him such a sense of déjà vu?

There was no danger during this period, but Li Changshou always felt a little weird.

"Xingjun," Li Changshou got straight to the point, "You came to me before, but you don't know why?"

"What I did was just old things," Chang'e sighed softly. "I have always heard that the Water God is resourceful and resourceful. He is the most trusted contemporary wisdom star in Heaven and His Majesty the Jade Emperor. Therefore, I want to entrust something to the Water God."

Li Changshou frowned and said: "Logically speaking, you and I are both gods in heaven, so if you are invited, I shouldn't refuse.

But Mr. Xing, you and I have never met each other before, so I’m afraid there’s something wrong with entrusting you with such a hasty..."

Chang'e sighed lowly, showing a little pitiful expression, and whispered:

"Whatever benefits the Water God wants, as long as I have them, I can give them to you."

The corners of Li Changshou's mouth twitched slightly, already sensing that something was not right.

Presumably, there was a sound of 'oh' everywhere in the heaven at this moment.

"Xingjun, please don't joke."

Li Changshou said seriously: "You can tell me what you want to entrust to me. If it's just a little effort, I will help you since we are both immortals in heaven.

If there is any difficulty, please forgive me for not being able to obey. "

"Water God is serious..."

Chang'e's eyes were dark, and she changed her voice and said: "Please allow me to explain this matter slowly, Rabbit, go get some tea."

The Jade Rabbit girl responded with a sweet voice and turned around to leave.

Li Changshou stood up and said with a smile: "No need to bother, I still have many things to deal with. Later, why don't you write a letter to Mr. Xing about what you have entrusted to you, and I will reply to Mr. Xing."

"Why is the Water God so anxious?"

That Chang'e quickly stood up and stopped in front of Li Changshou, almost bumping into him.

Ling Zhuzi on the side blinked, somewhat confused as to what the current situation was.

Chang'e sighed softly again, moved out of the way, and whispered:

"I am so cold in Guanghan. I don't blame the Water God for wanting to leave quickly. The Water God can just go.

I am nothing more than a remnant of the ancient human race, a ghost in this moon palace. After all, I cannot keep the Water God alive. "

Li Changshou:...

What a powerful woman.

He felt like a thorn in his back at this moment, and everyone from His Majesty the Jade Emperor to the heavenly soldiers guarding Tianmen were shouting loudly for him to "stay" and to hear what Chang'e wanted to ask for.

Li Changshou didn't care about this. The only thing he cared about was that Chang'e took on the identity of an ancient human princess.

He had just recruited nineteen ancient human warriors, and he might have been a 'contemporary human race' with Chang'e, so he couldn't get along too hard with Chang'e at this time.

and……

At this time, Li Changshou had already concluded that Chang'e who was talking to him here was just an incarnation!

If you use this trick in front of him and want him not to recognize it, then you are really——

Pangu played with an axe, and Nuwa played with mud in front of the temple.

In the Taiqing Temple, there is a saying of inaction, but in the Lingxiao Hall, there are few people.

Li Changshou sighed and said in a deep voice:

"That's all, for the sake of being a human race, if the fairy has any difficulties, I will help you without affecting myself."

'Heng'e' smiled softly, bowed again and asked Li Changshou to take a seat again.

At this time, a wisp of light wind blew through Lingzhuzi's sleeves, and quietly disappeared into the wooden boards of the attic...

The Jade Rabbit brought the fairy fruit wine and several plates of tea, and immediately bowed his head and left.

'Heng'e', however, never mentioned that she had anything to ask for, and just chatted with Li Changshou.

The immortals in front of the Water God Mansion watched with great interest, and many old immortals were beaming.

However, Li Changshou was cautious in his words and would think several times before speaking. He did not lose any composure from beginning to end and was considered calm and measured.

Secretly, an incarnation of Li Changshou had found a certain attic wrapped in fairy light beneath the Guanghan Palace.

With a dark face, Li Changshou summoned some Tai Chi Dao Yun, and silently melted dozens of layers of formations around the attic, hiding his whereabouts and getting into it to find out.

However, Li Changshou was caught off guard and broke into a somewhat messy room.

The floor is stacked with light clothing, and there are more than a dozen large wooden cabinets on both sides. They are filled with all kinds of dresses, as well as rows of embroidered shoes, cloth boots, straw rope shoes...

There is a gorgeous floor-to-ceiling glass mirror in the wardrobe room. There are many furnishings behind these wooden cabinets, such as beds, screens, pools, wooden barrels, dressing tables, tables and chairs, everything you need.

There were several puppets floating in the pool.

Li Changshou heard a proud hum and went looking for the sound. He saw a man lying on a soft couch, eating fruits and drinking fairy wine...

Woman, that’s what I think for now.

Her back was slim, her face could not be seen, and her long hair was scattered casually. She was lying on the soft cushion with her legs crossed, looking at the palm-sized glazed mirror in front of her, and muttering from time to time.

"He is a water god in the heaven, a powerful person in the heaven, a man above Mr. Wood.

Hum ~

Become my servant and do anything for me in the future. This princess is the most beautiful fairy in the three realms!

Ah ha ha ha! "

Li Changshou:...

He turned around silently, summoned Tai Chi Dao Yun, silently walked out of the formation, and gently closed the 'door' of the formation.

Excuse me, farewell!

The world is far away, so it’s better not to see him!

This, this is the scene where I have been at home for a long time?

Suddenly, I began to sympathize with the great Wu Yi who died tragically at the hands of the demon clan and was tortured into the 'core technology' of the immortal-killing flying knife...

Just leave like that?

Li Changshou thought about it and soon came up with a perfect idea. Holding a broken photo ball in his hand, he opened the formation again and got into it.