My Senior Brother is Too Steady

A white cloud carried several figures, flying slowly towards the sky.

Bian Zhuang's hands and feet were cold, his pupils were blurred, his eyes were dull, his breathing was messy, and he couldn't stop sweating...

He turned his head and glanced at the young Taoist transformed by Lord Water God next to him. He wanted to persuade him a few more words, but his tongue was trembling.

‘What does Lord Water God’s frown mean? Are you blaming him for making such a fuss?

However, can this kind of transformation really deceive the eyes of others?

By the way, Lord Water God, isn’t your incarnation a paper man? What can you do in Tianya Pavilion, really listen to music? ’

"S-Lord Water God," Bian Zhuang asked in a low voice, "Are we really going to my house?"

Li Changshou did not answer. At this time, his brows were slightly furrowed, his expression was quite serious, and he was caught in a huge tangle.

After a while, Li Changshou turned his head and looked at the other side, who was smiling and squinting with a little expectation...

"General Qin," Li Changshou whispered, "it would be inappropriate for you to come with us."

"Lord Water God, don't panic," Qin Tianzhu cupped his hands, "I will follow you to see the world, and I won't do anything that goes against the rules."

Li Changshou: ‘Why can’t we believe what you say? ’

Bian Zhuang: ‘Listening to what you said, you still know it’s inappropriate! ’

Qin Tianzhu waved his hand and said with a smile: "Lord Water God, please be more free and easy. This is for business, not just for fun."

Bian Zhuang rolled his eyes, stood up decisively, and whispered to Qin Tianzhu:

"Why do you dare to teach Lord Water God a lesson? Lord Water God still doesn't know what kind of business my family does in Tianya Pavilion?

Can Lord Water God still not know that if this matter is known to others, it will damage Lord Water God's reputation, affect Lord Water God's reputation in the three realms, and cause dissatisfaction with the Taoist couple and the saint behind the Taoist couple...?

Tianzhu, you and I are both generals of the Heavenly Court. Let me remind you that you should be more careful with your words. Lord Water God knows what you are saying!

We will do our best to help Lord Water God handle this matter. "

Qin Tianzhu smiled with narrowed eyes and nodded repeatedly: "General Bian is right."

Li Changshou secretly glared at Bian Zhuang and said with a smile: "Since we left the heaven together and disappeared, let's change our identities.

How about this, you and I pretend to be sworn brothers, with Brother Qin as the eldest brother, me as the second brother, and Vice Commander Bian as the third brother?

This is just a disguise, don't take it seriously. "

This hint couldn't be more obvious.

However, Bian Zhuang did not receive the signal at all, and he and Qin Tianzhu nodded in agreement.

After that, Bian Zhuang continued to be worried and frowning.

Li Changshou was in a similar state of mind at the moment.

If the Queen Mother knew about this, or someone revealed that the Jade Emperor's incarnation had gone to a place like Tianya Pavilion, it would really be a disaster.

Why is Qin Tianzhu here?

Li Changshou sighed in his heart, and blamed himself for being too quick to talk this time...

No, Li Changshou thought about the follow-up arrangements for half a month. When the time agreed with Youqin Xuanya was reached, he took Qin Xuanya to the Lingxiao Palace to receive the reward.

In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor conferred the title of heroic general and gave him a golden armor to protect him.

After the Jade Emperor gave Youqin Xuanya a few words of encouragement, Li Changshou's [Water God] paper Taoist took Youqin Xuanya and resigned and returned to the Water God's Mansion.

At the same time, another paper Taoist figure of Li Changshou entered the Lingxiao Palace, reported to the Jade Emperor about the Western Sect's plan for three thousand worlds, and discussed with the Jade Emperor for nearly two hours.

Li Changshou proposed to secretly form a force, use the power of heaven to develop rapidly, and compete with the West in the Three Thousand Worlds;

The Jade Emperor agreed without hesitation and gave Li Changshou full authority to handle the matter. Heavenly Court could mobilize resources at will without going through the Tongming Palace.

The Jade Emperor asked Li Changshou again if he had any plans. Li Changshou talked about the framework of the [Lintian Palace] he had conceived, mentioned Bai Ze and Jiang Lin'er, and said quickly:

‘The little god thinks that we can also rely on the existing three thousand world powers and let them assist.

For example, the Tianya Pavilion in Bian Zhuang's house is not a serious business, but it is perfect for collecting information. The little god is about to take Bian Zhuang to visit the owner of Tianya Pavilion. ’

The Jade Emperor immediately caught the key word——

Not serious!

Therefore, Qin Tianzhu went out to keep an eye on Bian Zhuang's whereabouts.

After an incarnation of Li Changshou flew out of the heaven with Bian Zhuang, Qin Tianzhu met him by chance in the clouds from the side and said with a smile:

"Go together, go together."

This is what is happening on this cloud at this time.

Li Changshou and Bian Zhuang sighed together, but Qin Tianzhu, the incarnation of Jade Emperor No. 3, smiled and narrowed his eyes, looking forward to the next trip.

Tianya Pavilion, a chain of temporary love and robbery experience centers, is also considered a leader in the industry;

In recent years, Tianya Pavilion has opened branch pavilions in the East China Sea, South China Sea, and West China Sea in the five continents, and is dedicated to providing high-quality love and relationship services to the vast number of Qi refiners in the ancient times.

On the way, Li Changshou asked Bianzhuang about the secret of Tianya Pavilion's everlasting greenness.

Bian Zhuang smiled sheepishly and said:

“Don’t cause karma.”

Qin Tianzhu asked curiously: "Can I do this without causing karma?

If a Qi practitioner goes to Tianya Pavilion and his Taoist couple is separated and his family is broken up, how can Tianya Pavilion not increase his karma? "

Bian Zhuang smiled and said: "General Qin, cough, I don't know something, this kind of thing cannot be blamed on Tianya Pavilion.

We just open the door to welcome guests. It is up to them to decide whether they come or not.

The so-called not causing karma means that women and men cannot be forced to do such a business. "

Qin Tianzhu asked curiously again: "There are still men?"

“That’s right,” Bian Zhuang chuckled, “There are some female fairies with rich spiritual stones and restless hearts who want to experience the love tribulation, but the number is very small.

For these guests, Tianya Pavilion also needs to prepare some male lovers. "

Li Changshou wondered: "Then where did you find so many... lovers?"

"Actually, most of them take the initiative to vote."

"oh?"

"The situation in the Three Thousand Worlds is different," Bian Zhuang said seriously. "Some of the Great Thousand Worlds have rich products, abundant spiritual energy, and even spiritual veins everywhere. However, this has attracted the attention of all parties, and wars have continued year after year. There are many people who are desperate.

When I first became a Celestial Immortal, I went to a vast world with a few stewards. Within half a day after the Tianya Pavilion notice was put up, hundreds of women came to seek refuge, and they were all talented people...

When we select lovers, we must comprehensively consider their temperament, appearance, and whether they have any karma, and then send them away from the world where they originally lived.

If they want to leave Tianya Pavilion, they only need to give 20% of the spiritual stones and treasures they have obtained in Tianya Pavilion over the years to Tianya Pavilion, which will be considered as an end to the cause and effect.

In addition, there are also some women from poor places who take the initiative to seek Tianya Pavilion for their own cultivation...

This cannot be generalized to ordinary flower houses. "

"So that's it," Qin Tianzhu nodded slowly, deep in thought.

Li Changshou said: "Perhaps the situation your elders let you see is a bit one-sided."

"No, I really can't do this."

Bian Zhuang said hurriedly: "Second brother doesn't know something. My younger brother has been cultivating in Rouge Pile since he was a child. The real culprits in Tianya Pavilion are my grandmother and several other aunts.

They were forced by strong men when they were young and fell into prostitution. They endured and practiced secretly all the way, and finally killed the strong men.

Later, they contacted many women who had similar experiences and established a well-known immortal cultivating force - the Evil Girl Alliance, which eliminated many forces that persecuted women.

Later, my grandmother reluctantly discovered that... many women were desperate and just wanted to find a place to survive, so Tianya Pavilion was established, and the Evil Girl Alliance gradually moved into the dark. "

Li Changshou smiled and said: "They are all heroes among women."

Bian Zhuang sighed softly and didn't say much. His eyes were a little distracted.

Qin Tianzhu asked from the side: "The third brother remembered something sad."

"Grandma and the others have too many grudges and enemies. Many of my brother's relatives have been... However, now he is in peace."

Bian Zhuang smiled and said: "Tianya Pavilion is no longer something that those enemies dare to provoke."

Qin Tianzhu felt a little emotional when he heard this and encouraged: "In the future, if you serve well in the heavenly court, you will also be able to shine on the family lintel and make your grandmother feel at ease."

Bian Zhuang said hurriedly: "In front of the water god, ahem, in front of the second brother, the eldest brother should not say this."

Li Changshou smiled and said nothing.

This guy is also a source of good fortune. Unknowingly, the position of Grand Marshal of the Tianhe Navy has been secured.

It is this character of mind that still needs to be polished, otherwise it will be inevitable that one's sins will be likened to pigs.

Because what Li Changshou wanted to see was Bian Zhuang's grandmother, the real talker of Tianya Pavilion, the three of them flew straight out of Wubuzhou and headed east.

The trip alone took more than two months.

Qin Tianzhu was worried that Li Changshou's paper Taoist immortal power was not enough, so he took the initiative to drive the cloud. Li Changshou refused for a while, but he couldn't refuse, and then he gave up the driving right of Bai Yun.

Some incarnations are omnipotent;

Something is incarnated, nothing is impossible.

…

For more than two months, Li Changshou couldn't be idle;

He continued to think about things in the West most of the time, and further improved the upper and lower structure of Lintian Palace in his heart.

Before arriving at his hometown in Bianzhuang, Li Changshou arranged for Jiu Yushi and Xiong Lingli to go to the Xiaoqiongfeng chess and card room, and invited Master Bai Ze and Wangqing to share his ideas about Lintian Temple.

"Developing power in the Three Thousand Worlds?"

Jiang Lin'er blinked and wondered: "Why do you do this?

The Qi Refiners of the Three Thousand Worlds are trying to squeeze in to the Five Continents. Why should we go to the Three Thousand Worlds to develop? "

"It's not to save the immortal sect," Li Changshou said seriously, "it's to do things for heaven.

The Three Thousand Worlds is also part of the Three Realms, but the influence of the Heavenly Court in the Three Thousand Worlds is too weak. If the heavenly soldiers and generals are used to conquer everywhere, it will easily make the Qi Refiners dissatisfied with the Heavenly Court.

Therefore, by the order of the Jade Emperor, I established the Lintian Palace to pave the way for Heaven to govern the three thousand worlds. "

Jiang Lin'er looked stunned and sat there thinking for a while.

Bai Ze smiled and said: "Water God needs Pindao to go out to do some work?"

"Yes, when the catastrophe comes, I have many things to do," Li Changshou said with a smile, "Mr. Bai, you have the ability to seek good fortune and avoid disaster. It is great to have Mr. Bai in charge of the overall situation."

"The water god has arranged this, and I should obey it."

Bai Ze cupped his hands, with a little expectation in his eyes, and the whole beast became energetic.

Master Wangqing asked: "How do you want to arrange longevity for me?"

Li Changshou bowed his hands and said, "I would like to ask the master and his wife to be the guides of Lintian Palace.

The master has a few connections in the Three Thousand Worlds. The master came forward at the beginning and contacted his previous friends to gather momentum, which could also cover up Lintian Temple's heel.

There are a few more things that I need to explain in advance.

The reason why the Lintian Temple plan was promoted in advance was to deal with Western religions.

Western religions have controlled many worlds and created the Kingdom of Incense and Fire, which they use to gather luck and merit and plan reincarnation based on this.

At least they have tens of thousands of years of arrangements and plans. We started late, and we have to achieve results within hundreds of years, gathering a force to balance out the advantages of Western religions in this regard.

There are saints sitting in Wubuzhou, but now the demon clan has died down and their vitality has been greatly damaged. There will be a period of calm next;

I will mobilize all the resources I can mobilize to get Lintian Palace back on track quickly.

Even if some extraordinary measures are used, it doesn't matter. "

After Li Changshou finished speaking, there was a silence in the chess and card room, and everyone was lost in thought...

This is a major event that affects the world, and the risks are definitely not low.

"Hehe," Jiang Lin'er crossed her arms and asked with a raised eyebrow and a wink, "Is there any benefit?"

Li Changshou laughed dumbly, knowing that his master had agreed to this matter.

Master Wangqing frowned and said, "Lin'er, we are the successors of the Human Religion, so we can all be considered disciples of the Human Religion!

Human Education has its own mission to support heaven and benefit the common people. Today, it uses you and me, how can we mention the word "benefit"? "

Jiang Lin'er rolled her eyes and hummed:

"Yes, yes, my husband taught me that it's okay for me to be superficial, hum!"

"Lin'er, don't be angry. This is the truth..."

"Master, don't worry," Li Changshou said with a smile, "I will not let our family suffer if we secretly work for Heaven.

Spiritual stones, elixirs, magic weapons, and merits, these are the things that are needed for cultivation, and they can benefit the master’s friends.

The most important point is the word luck.

His Majesty the Jade Emperor has ordered Mu Gong to secretly draft a decree. When the decree is finalized, he will be protected by heaven's luck. "

Bai Ze asked: "If you are targeted by Western religions, how should you respond?"

"We must first choose a good foothold and avoid the sphere of influence of Western religions," Li Changshou said with a smile, "I have already thought of various other measures and will write them down later.

The initial stage is the most difficult, but it doesn’t require too many experts. I would like to ask you and your wife, Master, to come forward. Mr. Bai will take charge of the overall situation behind the scenes, and I will make overall plans. "

Bai Ze immediately understood and said with a smile: "Master Wangqing Palace, this is a good name, it sounds a bit interesting when you hear it."

Master Wangqing frowned slightly: "How can a poor man be so virtuous and capable as to be the master of this palace?

The poor Taoist is just a cultivator in the mountains who has achieved immortality. He is completely incapable of planning and commanding.

Why not choose someone else? "

Li Changshou sighed: "The most lacking master in today's court, the only Immortal Immortal I can trust is Grand Master.

The Wu Clan is so naive, the Dragon Clan is so arrogant, and I am not familiar with the other Immortal Sects. "

"this……"

Master Wangqing frowned for a moment.

Bai Ze advised: "It is quite difficult to gain the trust of the Water God. Fellow Taoist, please don't refuse."

"As long as you get through the initial stage, the palace master can hide behind the scenes."

Li Changshou smiled and said: "Moreover, the palace master is just a facade on the surface, but secretly he still wants Mr. Bai to discuss with a few people and handle various matters together.

After all, there are not many Immortals as extraordinary, handsome and unrestrained as you, Master Wangqing, and they will be of great help to Lintian Palace in recruiting troops. "

Master Wangqing smiled and sighed: "Changshou, if you say this, I really can't refuse."

Jiang Lin'er sneered, and both Bai Ze and Li Changshou smiled.

"that!"

Suddenly, a weak shout came from the side corner.

However, Jiu Jiu, who had been pretending to be well-behaved, finally couldn't bear it anymore and stood up.

"Can I help with this matter?"

"Uncle, you don't have to worry about me," Li Changshou said warmly, "You can just practice peacefully in the mountains."

"I'm a little embarrassed that I always eat and drink from you for free."

Xu Jiujiu was a little more shy in front of his master. He raised his hand to straighten the hair beside his ears and said this.

Li Changshou smiled and said, "Uncle Master, you have helped me and my master a lot during the years when I was not yet an immortal and when I was just becoming an immortal. Don't worry about such trivial matters."

Master Wangqing said, "Let some of Pindao's disciples come out of the mountain together.

Although Xiaowu's cultivation is not good enough, he understands human feelings and is good at dealing with others; Yiyi and Xiaojiu have good cultivation and have the qualifications to become golden immortals.

If they go to Lintian Temple to work, they can also gain more opportunities for themselves. "

Jiujiu jumped over in two steps: "Really! I will never do anything to help!"

Li Changshou smiled and nodded, sighed, and said "That's fine." Jiujiu jumped up happily, and the scene suddenly got a little out of control.

…

As soon as Li Changshou decided on the core 'team' for the initial stage of Lintian Palace, he came to a peaceful and peaceful small world on the other side, and his mind moved there.

Before entering this small world, the three of them were stopped by a group of immortal soldiers.

These immortal soldiers were half male and female, all of whom were in the True Immortal Realm. Their leaders were two Qi Refiners who were in the late stage of the Heavenly Immortal Realm.

Bian Zhuang took the initiative to move forward and stood there calmly, with his hands behind his back and his legs slightly spread, looking at the sea of ​​stars...

He is back.

Unexpectedly...

"Fellow Taoist, what is your Taoist name?"

"Do you have the powerful jade talisman of our Tianya Pavilion? This place is the secret realm of our Tianya Pavilion. It is only open to fellow Taoists who have the powerful jade talisman. Please be patient."

Qin Tianzhu muttered: "Have you even made a powerful jade talisman?"

The corner of Bian Zhuang's mouth twitched slightly, he silently raised his hand to change his hairstyle, wiped his fingers under his eyelids twice, and wiped out two dark circles, yawned a little tiredly, and released his own Taoist charm...

The two immortals first frowned and observed, then turned pale with fright and shouted:

"Young Pavilion Master! It's the Young Pavilion Master!"

"Young Pavilion Master, you are back! Hurry, go and tell the Pavilion Master and all the grandmothers that the Young Pavilion Master is back home!"

After a moment, streams of light flew out of the small world, including many golden immortal masters with strong auras;

The clouds and fog opened in front, and a colorful light bridge appeared in front of the three people.

Bian Zhuang turned slightly sideways and said with a smile: "Big brother, second brother, please, when you get here, it's like you're at your own home!"

Qin Tianzhu suddenly smiled and narrowed his eyes, and the paper Taoist transformed by Li Changshou also smiled.

However, at this moment, a cold snort sounded in Li Changshou's ears;

Li Changshou's celestial consciousness checked back and saw that in the rolling attic palaces of this small world, there was an old man wearing gray robes and gray hair, staring at him with an evil expression.

This person's cultivation level... I can't even see through.

Li Changshou frowned and looked back. He was an unknown distance away from the old man, and their eyes met, sparking a few sparks.

Suddenly I heard this old man’s voice:

"What a paper man. I am afraid that only the Water God Chang Geng could have such an incarnation of a paper man in the prehistoric times.

You actually came here with Senior Sister Yunxiao on your back. You really don’t take me, Jie Jiao Xian, in your eyes. "

Senior Sister Yunxiao? A master of interception?

Li Changshou's immortal consciousness asked in a voice: "What do you call fellow Taoist?"

"Kowloon Island, Lu Yue."

Oops! God of Plague!