My Senior Brother is Too Steady

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Veins popped up on Taoist Master Duobao's forehead, his fingers were trembling slightly, and he was about to stand up and "turn over the table".

He has been around for so many years in the ancient world, and he has seen the ancestral dragon fight against the first phoenix, the ancestral witch fight against the demon emperor, and witnessed the rise of the Six Saints!

Is there any corner of the world without his mellow figure swimming among treasures?

Of course, none of this matters!

Fat Taoist...

Is he fat?

If it weren't for the ultimate enjoyment of the friction between every spiritual treasure and his skin every time he comes into close contact with the treasures, would he maintain this figure?

Do you know the joy of lying on a pile of treasures and letting the orbs bounce around on your belly?

Since the Taoist sect flourished, even Master can only say one sentence:

"Bao, why have you become a little mellower recently?"

When have you ever used this fat word?

Taoist Duobao was filled with anger, but he remembered that he was currently digging up the inside story of how the Jiejiao movement was being dragged down, so he endured it and did not get angry.

If you say "fat" in front of him, wouldn't you mean pointing at Master Xuandu and saying "lazy", pointing at Guangchengzi and asking "senior brother, why do you have a senior brother above you", pointing at Huanglong and saying "watch", pointing at Huanglong and saying "watch". Master Taiyi asked, "Why are you so angry?"

Well, it seems like the last one is nothing...

Taoist Duobao, who had endured it for half a month, almost exploded with one stab!

Fortunately, Li Changshou stopped him in time and used his celestial consciousness to send a message crazily:

"Senior brother, senior brother! Don't be like this, senior brother!

This Fairy Shiji is saying that you are beautiful and beautiful, hold it in, hold it in, there are only the last two steps left!

Yes, the word "fat" has another meaning. It is often used to describe the beauty of fairies, like "the fairy in the moon is not half as good as you", but it can also be understood as "you only have half of the beauty of the moonlight"!

It's elegant, absolutely elegant!

A little impatience can lead to big problems. We are here to investigate today, not necessarily to take action. "

Listening to the screams coming from Li Changshou's immortal consciousness from the bottom of his heart, and thinking of the three chapters of the previous agreement, Taoist Duobao's Taoist heart quickly recovered.

"What Chang Geng said is right. If you don't bear it, you will kill a few less people later."

This is already a murderous intention.

Li Changshou sighed in his heart, Jie Jiao really started fighting at the first disagreement, and the first thing he thought of was a fight.

But what surprised Li Changshou slightly was that Taoist Duobao quickly showed a gentle smile, raised his head and smiled with a disguised face:

"Senior, junior just now..."

Unexpectedly, Shi Ji said again: "Do you still want to quibble?

Could it be that you feel that you came here just to gain an identity and gain a foothold for yourself, and that the poor way is not worth mentioning? "

Li Changshou:...

Although I know that Shi Ji may be depressed at this time and want to find a place to vent, but this...

Forget it, I can't save him, just wait to die.

I still came up with a second backup plan early, changed my thinking of following the clues, and adopted thunderous methods to destroy the gang here. Later, I made the matter completely worse and used the entire power of Jiejiao to clean up the door.

Who is Senior Brother Duobao?

According to Li Changshou's several observations, Duobao's strength should be above Guangchengzi's, and he is firmly in the second place among Taoist disciples.

If Duobao broke out at this time, directly revealed his identity, and directly killed the four Jie Jiao Immortals who had appeared here, including Shi Ji, Li Changshou would not be surprised at all.

Senior brother also wants to save face.

But what surprised Li Changshou was...

"Hey, senior, please forgive me for this."

Taoist Duobao responded twice, stood up with an embarrassed look on his face, bowed deeply to Shiji, and said hurriedly: "I just came here, I was driving in a hurry all the way, and my mind is not yet at peace. , please forgive me, senior."

Li Changshou raised his eyebrows secretly, becoming even more wary of Taoist Duobao.

"Sit down and listen," Shi Ji did not continue to say more. After saying this, he began to talk about his own practice experience.

Those who were looking at Taoist Duobao also withdrew their eyes and listened attentively. Most of them cherished this expensive lecture.

Li Changshou praised Taoist Duobao and said: "Senior brother, you must be patient when you are patient, which is admirable."

"Alas," Taoist Duobao's expression remained normal, but he sighed in his heart, "I was actually thinking of taking action just now, but suddenly I remembered that Shi Ji once listened to the sermon in front of the teacher and called me senior brother..."

Li Changshou also sighed softly and didn't say much, just waiting quietly.

Besides, when Shiji preached, some pale petals would float out;

It does prove that Empress Shiji, who died tragically under the fire cover of the Nine Dragon Gods during the Great Tribulation of the Gods, also had some good deeds.

Li Changshou clearly remembered that this Empress Shiji...

What a miserable old man.

In the story of Little Nezha, Nezha shot an arrow at Chentangguan and accidentally killed Biyun, the boy in front of Empress Shiji. Empress Shiji went to Li Jing to question her, and Li Jing quickly handed over Nezha;

Shiji fought with Nezha and easily took away Xiao Nezha's Qiankun Circle and Hun Tianling, and chased Nezha to the Golden Light Cave in Qianyuan Mountain.

Originally, when Shi Ji saw Taiyi Zhenren, he bowed to him and called him "Brother Tao". He wanted to discuss Nezha's sins, but he was attacked by Taiyi Zhenren and died miserably under the fire cover of the Nine Dragon God.

In short, Taiyi Zhenren is the evil star of Empress Shiji.

And based on Li Changshou's understanding of Taiyi Zhenren, if the story continues on the original track, a fight will inevitably arise between Yanjie and Taiyi, who has an excellent sense of striking first and can 100% succeed in irritating his opponent, will definitely strike first To be strong.

However, regarding the current situation before the catastrophe...

Li Changshou thought about his series of follow-up plans. It was really hard to say whether Empress Shiji would appear in Nezha's story.

What's more, it is still unknown whether Shiji can survive the current calamity.

Empress Shiji's sermon lasted six hours in the blink of an eye.

As the sun sets in the west, the projection of the sun star in this vast world returns to the distant mountains, and the clouds and mist in the valley gradually disperse.

Shi Ji slowly stood up from the thatched cottage, the folds of his black skirt drifting away like water waves, but the mist still lingered on his face.

Because of listening to Shiji's sermon, there were ten or twenty people in a state of enlightenment.

Taoist Duobao also looked like this at this time, with a little "shallow" Taoist charm floating around him, and it seemed that he could still make a breakthrough.

Clouds formed under Shiji's feet, heading deep into the valley, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

At this time, the jade piece attached to Li Changshou brought words spoken from afar...

Just listen to Shi Ji saying to others:

"Okay, I've finished what I have to do today. If something like this happens again later, junior brother, don't bother looking for me."

"Sister, please don't worry. I have something to say. Can you listen to it before leaving?"

"Speak," Shi Ji said with a hint of helplessness in his voice.

Just listen to the immortal teaching: "Senior sister, I know that you have a noble nature and do not want to preach to others for the sake of spiritual stones and precious materials.

But think about it, senior sister, when you open a forum to preach, it is actually these casual practitioners who want to make a name for themselves. What we gain is their contribution, and what we promote is our reputation as a cultivator.

Let's teach tens of thousands of immortals to come to the court. We don't care about a few more registered disciples. This is only good. "

"Hmph," Shi Ji frowned slightly and said softly: "If the people you recruited today were all Qi practitioners with real wisdom and understanding, and you didn't accept the benefits they gave, I would still believe you like this. talk.

If the senior brothers and sisters from the inner sect knew about this matter, how would they view it?

Doesn't this mean that the identities of our three generations of registered disciples are clearly priced and exchanged for spiritual stones?

It is true that the teaching of our Jiejiao religion is to intercept a glimmer of life for the living beings, but it is not interception like this! "

After hearing this, Taoist Duobao smiled secretly and said to Li Changshou: "It seems that this Shiji is not decayed."

Li Changshou laughed twice and continued to listen.

The male immortal said again: "Sister, it's actually a little inappropriate for you to say this. In this world, does cultivation only depend on understanding? Wealth and land are also top priorities.

Senior sister, here are some of your sermons..."

"Take it back," Shi Ji said firmly, "You are insulting me!"

"Open it first and take a look..."

Snapped!

Buzz——

Li Changshou's wind spell finally caught some movement, and it was from the depths of the valley that the fluctuations of mana collisions were heard.

Feng Yushu heard another soft curse:

"Put away these spiritual stones of yours, don't dirty the poor Taoist's eyes, and say goodbye."

The male immortal anxiously called out: "Senior sister! Senior sister, don't be anxious. I am a junior brother and my words were inappropriate. Please don't blame me... senior sister!"

At this moment, a dark shadow flashed deep in the valley.

Shi Ji rose up from the clouds, with a stern face, and rushed towards the horizon, leaving a sentence:

"Don't come looking for me again in the future."

Taoist Duobao was filled with emotion when he saw this: "It seems that, as you said, brother, all those involved in this matter cannot be killed and need to be treated differently."

Li Changshou was also full of emotions: The restraining power of the heavenly law is really powerful. Shi Ji was on the verge of death and tried frantically, but in the end he was able to save the day...

Leave Shi Ji to be killed by the person who deserves to be killed at the right time and place to get the result that Heaven wants.

Did Heaven just have an influence on Shiji?

Li Changshou didn't dare to confirm, so he could only open his Kongming Dao Heart and check whether he was driven by misfortune.

"Chang Geng, what should we do next?" Taoist Duobao asked.

Li Changshou thought about it and replied: "The best thing is to continue to be patient. These people here have already marked it, and the photo ball has also recorded these situations, but it is obviously not convincing enough.

Zhongce is looking for a key to shorten the interval of exploration..."

Taoist Duobao said with a smile: "Then choose this middle strategy, but it will be hard for Junior Sister Shiji."

"What do you want to do, senior brother?"

"Still using the same words as before," Taoist Duobao opened his eyes, stood up from the futon, lowered his head and walked out of the valley, "Chang Geng first thought of an idea to keep that Shiji, don't let her go too far away .”

Li Changshou muttered for a few times and spoke to Duobao.

So, so, so, so, Taoist Duobao's eyes lit up after hearing a few words.

When you come, you need a jade talisman, but when you leave, there is no obstacle.

After leaving the valley, Taoist Duobao rode the clouds to the outside of the sky, heading straight for Bu Zhongyao's Yunzhou Tower Boat.

When Taoist Duobao was only a thousand miles away from Yunzhou, Bu Zhongyao and Caiyao were already waiting at the bow of the boat;

There was a faint smile on the lips of a certain young sect leader, and he was already thinking about how much praise he would get from his sect leader's father if he could invite a skilled alchemist back.

Suddenly, a stream of light flew from the side!

Before the guards on the Yunzhou had time to respond, Caiyao and Bu Zhongyao had just turned around when they saw a figure dressed in black appearing out of thin air ten feet away.

Bu Zhongyao looked up and felt that the female fairy who suddenly appeared was very graceful and powerful, and his fairy consciousness had just seen her flying out of the valley...

The master of Jiejiao, Empress Shiji!

Caiyao reacted quickly. She immediately bowed and saluted, shouting:

"Disciple pays homage to teacher!"

Shi Ji was slightly stunned, but he couldn't remember where he was and had seen this female fairy in a true fairyland.

She nodded lightly and said, "Excuse me, please find me a quiet room on the boat.

When the fat Taoist comes back, let him come to see me alone.

I felt familiar when I saw him before, but suddenly I remembered that his teacher and I were also old friends. "

Caiyao quickly looked at Bu Zhongyao beside him. The latter finally came to his senses, bowed to Shi Ji, and quickly turned sideways to greet him, saying hello non-stop.

After a while, Empress Shi Ji chose a quiet little cubicle, raised her hands to arrange layers of barriers, and sat quietly in front of the wooden window, her immortal consciousness locked on the 'fat Taoist' floating slowly over.

Unconsciously, she frowned slightly, and the words she heard a moment ago echoed in her heart...

The moment she left this world, a ray of immortal consciousness broke through the immortal power arranged around her, broke through her protective magic weapon, and turned into a sound and penetrated into her heart.

It was the voice of the fat Taoist:

[Fairy Shiji, Pindao is a Heavenly General. Today, under the orders of the Heavenly Water God and a disciple of the Saint of the Human Religion, he secretly investigates whether the Immortal Alliance and the Immortal Dao forces have betrayed the Immortal Alliance and turned to the Western Religion.

The results have been obtained today, and I am in need of a way to escape. I happened to be passing by here and wanted to ask the fairy for help.

When Pindao gets out of trouble successfully, he will surely reward the Fairy with great gifts from Lord Mingming Water God!

This matter is of great importance and must not be made public. I also ask the fairy to go to Yunzhou where the young sect leader of this force is located. As a fairy, I want a private room. I will rush to join the fairy immediately.

Meet and discuss in detail, and you will know what is true and what is false. 】

Then, Shi Ji believed it.

This makes Taoist Duobao feel that there is no challenge, and he is ready to change to "I, the Water God of Heaven, will wait in the elegant room" next time.

Insufficient guarantees will have unexpected effects.

As soon as Taoist Duobao boarded Yunzhou, Bu Zhongyao and Caiyao came forward to greet him, saying that Empress Shiji was waiting for him.

At this time, the disguised Senior Brother Jie Jiao showed a bit of surprise, and at the same time he showed just the right amount of happiness and nervousness. There was nothing wrong with it.

"Why is Empress Shiji waiting for Pindao here?"

"It seems to be related to fellow Taoist master," Bu Zhongyao urged, "fellow Taoist, hurry in and don't keep Empress Shiji waiting.

This is a real master of interception, and he must not be offended. "

"Don't worry, Young Master," Taoist Duobao bowed his hands in a serious manner, Li Changshou's laughter sounded in his heart, and he hurried to where Empress Shiji was.

What happened next was quite smooth.

With Li Changshou's secret help, Taoist Duobao performed "Heavenly Undercover" flawlessly.

After only a moment in the cabin, Empress Shiji took Fat Taoist away from Yunzhou on the pretext of visiting Fat Taoist's master.

Before leaving, Taoist Duobao took Bu Zhongyao's arm and repeatedly told him that he would come to look for him later and asked him not to forget what he had discussed before.

This made Bu Zhongyao happy for a while. He looked elegant on the surface, but secretly gritted his back molars. He just took a generous gift from his already insufficient accumulation and gave it to his master, Taoist Duobao.

Although Taoist Duobao was disgusted by this, he still accepted it with tears of gratitude.

Talk about senior brother’s acting skills!

Wait for Shiji to leave with Duobao and escape into this world;

Bu Zhongyao and Caiyao, who were standing at the bow of the ship, looked at each other. The former showed a calm smile, while the latter frowned slightly.

"Husband," Caiyao said, "if he doesn't come back, wouldn't all our spiritual stones be in vain?"

"Short-sighted!"

Bu Zhongyao smiled calmly, looked at the direction Shi Ji left, and said calmly: "Today is just a few spiritual stones, but we may have more help in the future!

It's even possible that this person brought his master with him... it's not impossible.

Ha ha ha ha! "

Caiyao frowned slightly when he heard this, and couldn't help but think of his cousin's senior brother, and felt inexplicably calmer.

With such a relationship, and the presence of an expert like Empress Shiji, the master of Jiejie, there is no way the other party is a liar.

…

Let's talk about Shi Ji flying all the way with Taoist Duobao, gradually flying tens of thousands of miles away from the limit of the distance that ordinary golden immortals can detect.

In the void, Shi Ji turned around and asked softly: "Fellow Taoist, how about I send you here?"

Duobao was speechless.

Shi Ji asked again: "If this place doesn't work, Taoist friend can tell you a place. I can send you there if you have nothing to do."

"Is everything okay?"

Taoist Duobao looked majestic and said coldly: "So you go to help others open a forum to preach?"

Shi Ji's beautiful eyebrows frowned slightly. At this moment, he finally realized that something was wrong with the 'fat' Taoist in front of him. He immediately became fully vigilant, took out a sword in his hand, and retreated tens of feet back.

"No need to struggle."

Taoist Duobao opened his left hand, and his five fingers flickered with colored light. The void within a hundred miles was completely sealed, and an indescribable majesty slowly spread out from Taoist Duobao.

Shi Ji's expression changed drastically, and he was about to take action immediately, but the face of the fat Taoist in front of him suddenly changed, turning into an extremely familiar face that he had seen dozens of times before!

"S-Senior Brother..."

"Kneel down!"

Taoist Duobao shouted loudly, and Shi Ji bent his slender legs and knelt down in the void!

The sword in her hand was a bit unsteady, and the concealment spell on her face and body disappeared instantly, revealing a pitiful and pretty face.

Li Changshou had no intention of admiring the beautiful scenery, he was just comparing it secretly.

Taoist Duobao's version of [Kneel down] is indeed much less powerful than Fairy Yunxiao's [Kneel down].

Not very professional.