My Senior Brother is Too Steady

As soon as Laojun arrived, the atmosphere of the entire Immortal Banquet became extremely serious.

The fairies who were chatting and laughing at first did not dare to joke, and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother also became much more serious;

Those Chang'es who were about to dance quickly adjusted their breathing, put on their most perfect smiles, and repeatedly told themselves in their hearts that the old immortal on the high platform was a statue of a god, a statue of a god...

Of course, the most nervous ones are some of the registered disciples of the human sect.

They didn't dare to take a breath. After saluting, they bowed their heads and sat in their seats, fearing that the old man would say, "Who are you?"

Then it is really a formal death, and there will be no future!

Even the direct disciples of the two sects of Chanjie were sitting upright and thinking carefully about their words.

Especially Master Taiyi, who had already licked his lips and prepared to give the Western disciples some quotations that were common to both the "underworld" and the "yang world";

As soon as Laojun came, Taiyi had no choice but to shut up, and even took the initiative to seal his own mouth just to be on the safe side.

Laojun, the incarnation of Taiqing Sage, is basically equivalent to the direct appearance of Taiqing Sage.

Among the Tao masters present, Master Xuandu's expression did not change at all.

After the Archmage bowed to the old man, he took some time to look left and right, admiring the fine expressions of the Taoist disciples and the heavenly gods.

The other Taoist disciples were each more nervous than the other.

Mo Jie's disciples are quite relaxed in front of the Tongtian Cult Master, and there is no harm in being outspoken. However, in front of the Laojun, they must also take the initiative to show their gentle, respectful, thrifty, elegant and easy-going side.

On the other hand, the disciples of Chanjiao were just the opposite. At this time, they were worried about whether they would go too far and displease Laojun, who advocated quietness and inaction...

The Heavenly Immortal God was a little better, and he was very scared, not even fearful. I felt deep down in my heart that the Water God's face was big enough, ahem, his face was big enough.

The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother organized the celebration, immortals and gods from all directions came to congratulate them with gifts, Laojun Tushita rode an ox here, and the Taoist disciples sat upright.

After tying up Xiao Yin who was forced to play the role of Qing Niu, Li Changshou hurried back to the Immortal Banquet Hall. What he was thinking about in his heart was how to take advantage of this opportunity to impress the hearts of all the brothers and sisters of the Tao Sect. Sensitivity.

When the time comes, if they can be willing to be on the list physically, it will be better than being 'trapped' on the list of gods with only a trace of their soul left.

The Yaochi Immortal Banquet was divided into three venues this time. In addition to the main venue where all the powerful people gathered, there were two venues on the left and right, which accommodated the heavenly generals and scattered immortals in the heaven, as well as a small amount of river god land outside the heaven.

A grand ceremony of this scale has actually surpassed all previous peach banquets.

Of course, the main reason was that when the peach banquet was held before, Heavenly Court did not open so many mouths.

After entering the Immortal Banquet, Li Changshou raised his head and saw that Lao Jun had already taken his seat.

Laojun was still sitting in his 'old position', closing his eyes and concentrating in the throne slightly behind the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, as if the things around him had nothing to do with him.

Not long after, a white cloud flew quickly carrying six disciples of the Western Sect;

After they arrived here, they saw the battle inside and the figure of Lao Jun, and their mentality couldn't help but change.

It's just a human sect disciple's advancement in divine status in heaven. As for the incarnation of the most powerful saint who usually doesn't show up at all?

Disciples of the Great Religion and Disciples of the Great Religion...

They say they are the same, but they are actually different. They say they are different, but they are actually the same.

The four veteran Taoists and the two middle-aged Taoists moved forward bravely. They were about to take out their congratulatory messages and read them hastily, but when they heard Li Changshou say "wait," their scalps were numb, and they almost wanted to turn around and run away!

Li Changshou said seriously:

"Since the six fellow Taoists have come to heaven, why don't they worship His Majesty the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother?"

How dare these six disciples of Western saints say no at this time?

Nowadays, no one knows how powerful the Heavenly Water God is.

As soon as the Heavenly Water God, who is now Taibai Changgeng, catches a little problem, they will be immediately put online. They can't wait to blame them for the cause and effect of the ancient world!

As the saying goes, follow your heart's desires without exceeding the rules.

The six Westerners walked forward honestly and saluted the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor nodded with a smile, and behaved calmly and magnanimously, seeming to be a little calmer than before.

Li Changshou did not make things more difficult for these six ordinary Western disciples. He was thinking about the matter of the 'elder brother of the Western Cult' in his heart, and wondered whether the other party had any hidden tricks.

To be on the safe side, I always have to keep a few hands on my side.

Li Changshou's previous prediction was good. Western religions began to pay attention to Ksitigarbha's current 'speciality'.

In other words, Ksitigarbha is one of the few aspects that Western religions can master.

After the six people from the Western Sect finished reading the simple congratulations written by Ksitigarbha, Princess Dongmu stood up and led them to a remote location near the door with a smile.

This group of Western disciples immediately looked at Dongmu Gong with grateful eyes.

——This is also a rare time for Mr. Dongmu to do such dirty work and be grateful to the other party.

As soon as this little episode came to an end, I saw streams of light flying towards me. It was the dragon kings from all over the world who each brought a beautiful dragon girl and a handsome dragon son into the Yaochi, and went forward to salute the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

After the ceremony, Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, turned around with three dragon kings and eight dragon sons and dragon girls, neatly bowed to Li Changshou, and uttered various blessings.

Li Changshou returned the favor and thanked her with a kind smile, but both parties deliberately kept a certain distance and did not show too much intimacy.

Although there is no such thing as a powerful person in heaven, no one wants to see his powerful officials establish a solid faction.

It was Li Changshou who helped the Dragon Clan to enter the Heavenly Palace. Li Changshou was also the immediate boss of the Dragon King of the Four Seas and was in charge of water affairs in the world. It was the wisest choice for the two to show some distance from each other.

As soon as the Dragon King and Dragon Sons took their seats, a cool breeze blew from the Yaochi, and ten Lords of Hell filed in...

Not long after, Emperor Dayu arrived in a graceful and graceful manner, dressed in a rich robe, and was also placed in a conspicuous position.

The Jade Emperor waited for a while longer. Seeing that almost all the guests had arrived, he called out:

"Chang Geng."

Li Changshou, who was rubbing wine bottles with Fairy Yunxiao, quickly came to his senses, stood up and said:

"The little god is here!"

"Everyone is here to celebrate you today," the Jade Emperor said with a smile, "just walk around more, drink and chat with your senior brothers and sisters as you like, and don't be constrained by the etiquette of a monarch and his ministers."

Li Changshou smiled and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

At that moment, Li Changshou picked up the wine bottle and looked around, and everything suddenly became quiet.

[Reciprocate love] is Li Changshou’s favorite thing to do.

At this time, he walked around the low table, holding the wine bottle in both hands, went to the center of the lower platform, bowed to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and said loudly:

"Thinking back to those days, the little god was just a casual cultivator. Under the orders of the great master, he established the Haihai Temple in the South China Sea, with the purpose of doing something to educate mortals and extend their luck.

I still remember that that day, His Majesty the Jade Emperor and Mugong came to inspect the mortal world, hoping to find a way to save all people from water and fire. They happened to arrive at the Sea God Temple, so that the little god could have a talk with His Majesty.

Without His Majesty's appreciation and the Great Master's guidance along the way, the little god would not be where he is today, nor would he have such an opportunity to become a disciple of his teacher.

For the first cup, Chang Geng paid tribute to His Majesty and the Empress.

May the heaven be prosperous, the three realms be peaceful, and may your majesty’s virtues benefit the world! "

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother picked up the wine bottles in front of them with smiles, and clinked glasses with Li Changshou from a distance.

The Queen Mother took a sip in a dignified and elegant manner, but the Jade Emperor waved his hand and drank it. His eyes were full of emotion and he said loudly:

"Back then, Chang Geng and I met for the first time in the South China Sea of ​​the mortal world. Chang Geng proposed twelve strategies, and now they have been realized one by one!

I actually don’t know how to be the Emperor of Heaven, nor how to teach sentient beings, how to uphold the Way of Heaven, or how to stabilize the heaven and earth.

How weak was the heaven at that time?

Who in the ancient world knew about it, and how could anyone in the three thousand worlds hear about it?

Chang Geng's presence in heaven is just like Chang Geng's status as a god today, Taibai and Qiming!

How lucky I am to have Chang Geng help me! "

Mugong stood up, and the immortal gods of heaven, the Dragon King and the Lord of Hell, raised their glasses to the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother at the same time.

Mugong shouted: "Your majesty is blessed to have the help of good ministers. May the heavens live forever and the three realms be peaceful."

All the immortals and gods shouted in unison: "Your Majesty's virtue will benefit all the immortals!"

The Jade Emperor poured out a glass of wine, stood up and drank three glasses of wine with the heavenly gods. Although he tried hard to restrain himself, he was still full of pride.

The disciples of the great religion and several great masters looked on, and saw in a daze the power of heaven, which was now unstoppable.

Then, Li Changshou walked back to his seat, and the fairy serving beside him quickly brought a second cup of fairy brew.

Li Changshou held the wine high, walked quickly to the side of the high platform, and bowed deeply to Lao Jun.

"With this second glass of wine, I dare to respect you.

The disciples practice the path of tranquility and inaction taught by the teacher, and they follow the path of balancing yin and yang.

If there is no such way, how can we achieve this result?

The disciple's ability to face many dangers is all due to the name of the teacher.

The disciple's ability to do what he does today depends entirely on the teachings and teachings of his teacher.

Whenever a disciple has doubts, unclearness, or confusion, it is always the teacher who gives guidance and resolves the disciple's confusion.

Laojun, you don't need to hold the cup, I just want to express my feelings. "

After saying this, he raised his head and drank the whole drink.

Lao Jun showed a faint smile and said slowly: "You have always been very good."

Li Changshou felt warm in his heart, bowed his head three more times, returned to his seat, took the wine, and turned aside.

The third cup is in honor of Master Xuandu.

The fourth cup is in honor of Emperor Dayu and several powerful seniors.

The fifth cup is dedicated to Mugong and other righteous gods.

The sixth cup, I would like to pay tribute to all the brothers and sisters of Chanjiao and Jiejiao.

Every cup has words that say something "from the bottom of my heart". I am full of gratitude and gratitude to the Archmage, and I also do not hesitate to praise the senior brothers and sisters who have helped me.

All words and deeds have a certain dimension, and praise will be given as soon as possible.

When he was toasting, his behavior was polite and relaxed, without any pretense or worldly sophistication.

With just a toast and a few words, Li Changshou interpreted the word "comprehensive" so vividly that many immortals felt the same emotion in their hearts:

I can't do it myself.

Taibai Changgeng, no wonder he was respected by the strongest saint.

For the seventh glass of wine, Li Changshou walked a little further, walked to the corner, stood in front of Ao Yi, Bian Zhuang, and Golden Winged Dapeng, and raised his glasses to the three of them.

The three-day general was a little surprised at first, then hurriedly picked up the wine glass.

There was a light in Ao Yi's eyes and a slight smile on his lips. There was no need to say anything more;

The handsome face of the golden-winged roc was full of emotion. He lowered his head and sighed, and his eyes were actually red.

It was Bian Zhuang again, this popular Heavenly Recorder who had been through the dust for a long time, smiled and said:

"Xingjun, you are too flattering to our brothers... We have seen the bottom, you can do whatever you want, you can do whatever you want."

Li Changshou almost failed.

After toasting the seventh cup, Li Changshou returned to his seat, bowed lightly to the Jade Emperor, and sat next to Yunxiao.

The Jade Emperor understood, stood up, and said first:

"Heaven had a difficult start, with all kinds of obstacles along the way, and evil on both sides. It was only thanks to Laojun's suppression that we got to where we are today.

My dear friends, come with me to offer this cup of wine to you! "

The Queen Mother and the gods in heaven stood up again and toasted to the old man together.

Lao Jun smiled and nodded without saying much.

After drinking a cup, the Jade Emperor was in a happy mood, with a smile on his lips.

Duke Dongmu stood up and started to play: "Your Majesty, Chang'e has been preparing for a long time. Do you want them to perform a dance to celebrate Lord Taibai's promotion?"

"allow!"

Dongmu Gong made a gesture, and cheerful music suddenly floated from the side.

A layer of white mist filled the jade-paved ground, and two rows of Chang'e came in, bowed their heads to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and when they stood up, they changed into dancing postures...

Li Changshou looked at it for a while with an academic research mentality, then turned to look at Yunxiao.

"Huh?" Yun Xiao blinked slightly, with a bit of curiosity in his eyes.

Li Changshou smiled, picked up the wine bottle, and whispered, "Can I offer you the eighth cup?"

Yun Xiao raised the jade bottle in front of him with his slender fingers, and a fairy serving beside him quickly poured wine for Yun Xiao.

Yun Xiao asked softly: "Why do you still respect me? Do you have any explanation?"

"This cup is different from the previous seven cups," Li Changshou said with emotion in his eyes, "The previous seven cups were for the past, but this cup is for you and me in the future.

May thousands of years later, you and I still drink and enjoy together. "

Yunxiao's eyes flickered, and he clinked the glasses gently with Li Changshou, raised the glasses, covered his sleeves, and drank it all in one gulp.

Many masters of the Taoism on the side skillfully took out the jade talismans and jade slips and wrote down these words. The immortals of the Chanjiao were a little dazed.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at each other and smiled a little.

The Queen Mother said: "Your Majesty, it is rare to have such a grand event today. Why not invite Chang'e in the middle of the month to come and perform a dance to congratulate Chang Geng's love?"

The Jade Emperor said: "Isn't this not good? Fairy Yunxiao is here."

The Queen Mother frowned slightly, her eyes slightly thoughtful.

The Jade Emperor didn't seem to understand, but he always felt that his junior sister had an explanation for her decision. He immediately cleared his throat and asked Mu Gong to talk about it.

Mu Gong said: "Your Majesty, Fairy Chang'e seems to be bound by an oath and cannot leave the Taiyin Star."

"The oath is the power of heaven," said the Jade Emperor, "my will can be understood by itself."

"Yes," Mu Gong no longer had any doubts, he lowered his head in response, and hurriedly rode the clouds from the side to the Taiyin Star.

During the singing and dancing, immortals began to move around, and finally the long-awaited public gift-receiving session for Li Changshou began.

The first one to move was the Immortal Chanjiao Chi Jing, who brought a brocade box to Li Changshou. Li Changshou stood up and excused himself, and took the brocade box away without opening it to look at it.

Afterwards, various immortals and gods came to Li Changshou in turn, and those who needed to give gifts quickly gave gifts.

Gifts from heavenly gods and gods are most exquisitely packaged, but rarely contain any treasures;

The gifts of the immortals of both religions are simple in appearance, but the immortal light and precious light are all extraordinary.

Ao Yi and Bian Zhuang walked around behind Li Changshou and helped Li Changshou collect and count the gifts. Li Changshou was only responsible for greetings and saying thanks.

Gradually, Chongli came on stage to explain the immortals of the two religions, and somehow another round of competition began.

Master Taiyi of Chanjiao sent innate yin and yang treasures, and Holy Mother of Jiejiao Jinling sent innate five elements of spiritual treasures;

Master Chan taught Yuding to give away the remnants of the valuable treasure, and Fairy Jie taught Qiongxiao to give away the holy water for dispersing spirits...

Then, Jie Jiao Immortal Wu Yun gave away six spiritual treasures, Jie Jiao Immortal gave out a bunch of rare treasures, and Jie Jiao Immortal gave out two ten thousand year elixirs...

Due to the advantage of large numbers of people, Jie Jiaoxian quickly gained the upper hand.

After a fierce competition between the two sides, Li Changshou gained a lot, but the archmage who had prepared a few gadgets for Li Changshou silently took out the magical jade talisman at the bottom of the box...

The highlight is at the back.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea waved his hand, and the eight dragon sons and dragon girls moved forward together, each holding a brocade box, which was still open.

The immortals took a closer look and saw that each of the eight brocade boxes contained eight rings of different styles, a total of eight, eighty-sixty-four;

Taking a closer look, these rings are actually high-level storage magic weapons!

The dragon kings from all over the world all held their beards and chuckled, thinking that they were firmly in the lead in giving gifts today.

Next to him, King Qin Guang suddenly stood up, walked calmly to Li Changshou, looked around a few times, and then took out three diamond-shaped jade stones with some restraint.

King Qin Guang smiled sheepishly and whispered:

"Xingjun, the underworld is in the underworld. There are not many other treasures, and some specialties are not easy to show off. This is the most treasured treasure of our witch clan.

You must not refuse. Zu asked us to bring this to you, saying it would be of great use to you.

Each of them contains three drops of the original blood essence left by the ancestors in ancient times. One drop can create a great witch.

These three drops are the original essence and blood of Gonggongzu, these three drops are the original essence and blood of Hou Tuzu, and these three drops are the original essence and blood of Emperor Jiangzu. Hou Tuzu said, you have a wonderful use. "

Li Changshou:...

All eyes around him gathered, and even Laojun glanced at this place.

"Xingjun," King Qin Guang thrust three diamond-shaped jade stones into Li Changshou's hand, "don't refuse to us, you are helping us too much."

"Thank you very much," Li Changshou said slowly and put away the three jade stones solemnly, "I will definitely go to the Six Paths of Reincarnation Pan to express my gratitude to the great empress."

"you are welcome."

King Qin Guang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, bowed to Li Changshou, and walked back to his seat calmly.

This wave is a sure win.

There was a lot of discussion everywhere, and the ancestors' essence and blood were used to talk about the ancient past.

At this time, in the corner next to the Immortal Banquet, two figures who were preparing to dance were weakly observing the various big shots in the field.

Lingzhuzi was wearing a slim long dress, and the girl Yutu beside him was wearing a cute short skirt. Both of them looked a little pale at the moment.

Lingzhuzi whispered: "What should I do?"

Da da da da——

The two rows of silver teeth of the Jade Rabbit trembled slightly, and it trembled and said a few words:

"When you asked me to help you rehearse the dance... you didn't say you were going to dance in front of Lao Jun today... forget it, forget it..."

"I'll go and dance by myself," Lingzhuzi sighed, "I've already agreed with you Sister Chang'e that after they dance, it's time for us to go up. We have to go."

Jade Rabbit hurriedly said: "Have you thought about it? If this is embarrassing, you won't be able to survive in the wild in the future!"

"What are you afraid of!"

Ling Zhuzi held his head high and said, "Why should a good man be afraid of being embarrassed?"

Jade Rabbit muttered: "Your master may lose face."

"this……"

Lingzhuzi was immediately troubled, but he was quite concerned about the reputation of Master Taiyi.

Yutu thought for a while, bit his lip, raised his hand and patted Lingzhuzi's shoulder twice, and said crisply: "Good brothers, I have to help you. If you can find a way to make me not afraid of dancing, There shouldn't be any mistakes.

After all, I was raised by my master and have been practicing dancing in the Moon Palace for so many years. "

Ling Zhuzi considered it carefully and whispered: "I know that the Witch Clan has a secret method that can make people forget their fear."

"What is it?"

"Painful," Lingzhuzi hesitated, "How about I punch you?"

Jade Rabbit blinked, "Is it really useful? Don't use too much force... Come on!"

"ha!"

Ling Zhuzi shouted softly and punched Jade Rabbit in the chest. The latter took three steps back and sat down on the ground;

The girl opened her mouth, a stream of blood came out of the corner of her mouth, and her face was filled with despair.

"Why did you fall down before I even exerted any force?"

Lingzhuzi quickly moved forward to help him and asked, "Are you still afraid?"

Jade Rabbit tilted his head weakly: "I'm afraid... I'm afraid of being beaten to death by you..."

"Um?"

Suddenly a rich voice came from the side. Lingzhuzi and Jade Rabbit trembled. They quickly turned their heads and looked around, just in time to see the dusty Zhao Gongming flying towards them. He dropped a murmur and flashed by the side.

"Why do today's young Taoist monks like to play this kind of tune?"

Jade Rabbit and Ling Zhuzi looked at each other, and the girl blushed and quickly turned her head away, the blush creeping to her ears.

Lingzhuzi smiled and said:

"This senior seems to have misunderstood. We are brothers, not Taoist couples. Taoist couples are not as important as brothers!"

Jade Rabbit:......

This world is so difficult.