My Senior Brother is Too Steady

In front of the Moon Palace.

Li Changshou controlled the white-browed and white-haired paper Taoist figure in the shape of a golden star. He looked at Bian Zhuang, who was hanging on the back beam of the hall, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and was as angry as a thread. Thinking about what Long Ji said to him on the way, he only smiled bitterly in his heart.

Long Ji's identity was sensitive and it was not suitable to continue showing up, so he returned to Yaochi to wait for news.

Bian Zhuang is obsessed with women after all.

I thought that even if the heavenly gods were not elegant people, they should have some bottom line...

After all, I overestimated and misbelieved.

Beat him to death, there is no hope.

The disaster of Journey to the West is not unchangeable. At this time, a new second senior brother can be cultivated. After all, the main body is the nine-tooth nail rake.

In the hall, the fairies who had originally gathered around Bian Zhuang had already lined up and saluted Li Changshou.

"Greetings to Mr. Xingjun."

Although he already understood the general situation, Li Changshou still had to ask procedurally:

"What's going on? Why does General Bian have to hang up?"

The fairies were quite indignant, and several team leaders immediately stood up and talked sadly about what had happened before.

There is a forbidden area behind the Moon Palace, which is only opened when there are no male immortals on the Lunar Star. It is called [Moon Flower Pond].

On weekdays, most of these fairies like to wash up and dress up by the Moon Pool, soak their bodies in the dense fairy mist water, and chat about the latest gossip and interesting things in heaven.

Today, Bian Village secretly broke into Yuehua Pond.

The circumstances are very serious and the nature is very abominable. It is no longer the crime of being a pig, but that he is really going to lose his life.

Li Changshou's expression quickly turned cold and he asked:

"Is this Bian Zhuang so bold?"

"Lord Xingjun, we know that General Bian is your favorite general, but this is absolutely true."

A fairy said angrily: "If I hadn't known that Bian Zhuang had entered Tushita Palace and was your right-hand man, Mr. Xingjun, I would have killed him with one sword today!"

Li Changshou frowned and asked again: "Is there someone to blame for this?"

"Lord Xingjun, there were more than a dozen sisters in Yuehua Pond at that time, but there were restrictions placed by Taiyin Xingjun himself around Yuehua Pond.

General Bian stepped into the restriction and was very close to the pool at that time. "

Li Changshou nodded slowly, frowned and groaned a few times.

Without the owner of the suffering, this matter would be more troublesome. Today, Bian Zhuang is afraid that he will have to die to apologize.

Other ideas?

After watching a girl bathing, do you force yourself to take responsibility for that girl?

Isn't that the behavior of Tu Xingsun?

If there is a clear perpetrator, then directly punish Bian Zhuang severely, beat him to death, and then erase this part of Bian Zhuang's memory, or even knock him out of the world and abolish his cultivation. This can not only save Bian Zhuang's life, but also protect him. Live in the majesty of heaven.

But there is no suffering master, which means that the entire Moon Palace and the fairies who have used the Moon Flower Pond are all suffering masters.

This matter does not seem serious enough to cost lives, but in fact it is linked to the overall situation of heaven.

At this time, the Heavenly Court is on the eve of its rise. Only a few hundred years have to go before the God List returns to its throne, and the Heavenly Court will be completely prosperous and become a power institution that maintains the stability of the Three Realms.

At this juncture, all the Qi Refiners are naturally paying great attention to Heaven.

No matter what negative rumors come out of Heaven, they will be completely amplified.

Bian Zhuang, the deputy commander of the Tianhe Navy, although his rank is not high, his identity is complex. Because of the bronze mirror live broadcast system, he has a very high reputation in the heaven.

If such a fairy who peeks at a woman's bathing is allowed to continue to serve in the Heavenly Court, the reputation of the Heavenly Court will be completely ruined...

Nowadays, the good situation will be damaged by less than half due to this incident.

The consequences are endless.

With such thoughts passing through his heart, Li Changshou took two steps forward with a solemn expression. His figure flashed, and the paper Taoist appeared in front of Bian Zhuang. He asked coldly:

"Are you really trespassing?"

Bian Zhuangdao's heart trembled: "The general seems to have broken in, but Mr. Xing! Before the general woke up, he only remembered that he was drinking with a few friends!"

Li Changshou's eyes were like lightning, as if he wanted to see through Bian Zhuang's Taoist heart.

Bian Zhuang tried his best to make eye contact with Li Changshou.

He knew very well that the only one who could save him at this time was Taibai Xingjun.

And I was really drunk before. When I woke up, my mind was empty, and I had no idea why I appeared in Yuehua Pond.

What's more.

Bian Zhuang knew very well in his heart that he had a reputation for being in love with little male immortals. There was no way to explain this matter.

Li Changshou closed his eyes and concentrated, suddenly realizing in his heart that this matter might not be simple.

He said:

"All Chang'e's obey your orders.

First go and move long tables and benches and make an interrogation hall here.

Then send someone to the Tongming Hall and invite the two righteous gods who are free and on duty.

Call the Chang'e of the Moon Palace who are paying attention to this matter. Today, I will be here to interrogate Bian Zhuang. Once found out, I will be severely punished! "

Bian Zhuang lowered his head and said nothing, his eyes full of regret.

When the fairies heard this, their brows lit up with joy. They each bowed and agreed, and then quickly went their separate ways.

Soon, Li Changshou, Dongmu Gong and Yue Lao sat behind a long table.

Bian Zhuang, who was covered with layers of chains, was kneeling down weakly. Not only was he covered in injuries at this moment, he also didn't dare to raise his head for a moment.

Why is he so unlucky...

Dang!

Li Changshou slapped the gavel in his hand, and all the fairies around him snorted coldly.

Bian Zhuang shivered a few times and wanted to raise his head but dared not.

Then I heard Mu Gong ask: "The person kneeling below is Bian Zhuang, the deputy commander of the Tianhe navy?"

"Yes, it's the last general..."

Yue Lao on the other side of Li Changshou asked calmly: "Were you the one who broke into the Yuehua Pond of the Moon Palace?"

"This, this, hey!"

Bian Zhuang's Adam's apple trembled a few times, his black eyelids also trembled, and he tried to open the corners of his swollen mouth, revealing the two missing front teeth.

"But I really don't know why I appear in the Moon Palace!"

"Okay, the case is solved."

Yue Lao waved his hand, grabbed the wooden sign at hand with a dark face, and threw it towards Bian Zhuang.

"cut!"

Bian Zhuang was shaken into chaff, and the fairies on the side were obviously startled. They didn't expect the problem to be so serious.

Li Changshou and Mu Gong both turned to look at Yue Lao.

Yuelao rolled up his sleeves, gritted his teeth and cursed:

"If I don't kill this, why should I keep it?

Nothing is going right day by day, the speed of falling in love is the speed of seeing a new fairy!

He also said that he has a pair of eyes that are good at discovering beauty!

Pindao had to cut the red rope for him every ten days and a half. The red rope was piled up to make more than a hundred wedding robes!

Now he finally couldn't control the lust in his heart, and he dared to spy on the bathing place of Chang'e in the Moon Palace!

What a bastard! "

Mu Gong glanced at Li Changshou's face and said hurriedly:

"Yue Lao, one thing is another thing. What we want to investigate today is General Bian's accidental intrusion into Yuehua Pond. It has nothing to do with the previous incident."

All the fairies immediately looked at Mu Gong with aggrieved eyes.

They are not stupid, so they naturally know that Mu Gong's words "accidentally" were meant to excuse Bian Zhuang.

Yue Lao had just realized it at this moment. He seemed to be overstepping his authority and being too radical.

There is no way, this bastard is already too angry before he comes to heaven.

Yue Lao pondered for a few times and said: "Mr. Mu is right, but the little god is too arbitrary."

Mu Gong smiled and said: "It is better to listen to what General Bian Zhuang has to say."

Li Changshou nodded slowly, looked down, and said:

"Bian Zhuang, do you have anything to say?"

"I really don't know why I am here..."

Bian Zhuang lowered his head and sighed, trying to remember. Most of the alcohol on his body had dissipated.

After a long time, he whispered:

"Lord Xingjun, General, I have smeared you and Tianting. At this time, I dare not say whether it is because of someone else's plot.

What happened today is a foregone conclusion, and there is no way to explain it.

The Moon Palace is where the Chang'e in Heaven practice their line dances. Heaven has a complete set of heavenly rules. If I appear in the Moon Pool where I should not appear, it would be a disgrace to the generals of Heaven.

I am willing to accept the punishment, even if I lose this divine position, lose this divine rank, and be demoted to a heavenly soldier, I will accept it.

But there is one thing.

It’s true that I’m a lustful person, but a gentleman loves lust and does it in a proper way! "

Bian Zhuang shouted: "If I were sane, I would never do such a bottomless thing!"

The corners of Li Changshou's mouth twitched slightly.

No, you really can do it.

I don’t know which guy laughed and joined the group of spider spirits taking a bath on the journey to the west thousands of years later...

Li Changshou said directly: "If you accept the punishment directly, you will be held responsible for drunkenly breaking into Yuehua Pond with evil intentions. You will inevitably die today, and it is not a trivial matter like being demoted from office.

Heaven sets an example for the three realms and will not tolerate such evil deeds.

Otherwise, how can we restrain the creatures in heaven and earth?

Think about it.

Please ask Mu Gong to find the people who drank with Bianzhuang before... That's all, Mu Gong doesn't move.

Dear Chang'e leaders, take my jade talisman and lead the heavenly soldiers for quick investigation! "

While speaking, Li Changshou threw out three jade talismans from the Imperial Palace, and several female team leaders responded in low voices, each holding their talismans and hurried away.

Seeing that Duke Dongmu was hesitant to speak, Li Changshou said calmly:

“If this matter is found out, if Bian Zhuang is really drunk and acting recklessly, he will be severely punished.

If Bian Zhuang is framed and the person who framed him cannot be caught, Bian Zhuang will also be severely punished.

There is no room for failure in the general trend of heaven. "

Bian Zhuang's face was quite gloomy, and he was sitting there on his knees, his hands constantly shaking.

In the Moon Palace, the atmosphere gradually became depressing.

Those fairies led the heavenly soldiers to search and interrogate everywhere in the heaven. What was already spreading quickly became more and more lively.

Bian Zhuang is Li Changshou's confidant, and everyone in heaven knows it.

The current scandal caused many immortals and gods to come to watch, but they only explored from a distance and did not dare to wade into this muddy water.

The first one to rush over was Ao Yi, who had returned to the East China Sea.

Ao Yi kept his dragon shape and flew directly into the Taiyin Star. He was so angry that he jumped to Bian Zhuang's side in a few steps.

Revealing his human form, Ao Yi raised his foot and kicked Bian Zhuang to the ground, gritted his teeth and cursed:

"Brother, the leader, has been completely embarrassed by you!"

Bian Zhuang smiled bitterly and simply lay down on the ground, closing his eyes and sighing.

Ao Yi turned around to face the three righteous gods, got down on one knee, cupped his fists with both hands, and said firmly:

"Lecturer, Xingjun, Mu Gong, Yue Lao!

Bian Zhuang has worked with me for many years. Although he usually talks a lot, he is by no means an evil person, and he has no frivolous behavior towards the fairies.

I'm afraid there may be some misunderstanding about this matter, so I would like to ask Mr. Xingjun to investigate in detail. "

Li Changshou closed his eyes and said, "Go and stand aside. This matter is not as simple as you think."

The difficulty is not to investigate the matter clearly, but who comes forward so that others can believe it.

Ao Yi was startled and turned to look at Bian Zhuang, then at the many fairies around him.

Although Xiaolong didn't have enough vision and didn't understand what was going on here, he didn't ask any more questions. He quickly stood up and went to stand aside quietly.

Li Changshou said again: "Before the matter is investigated clearly, if anyone pleads for Bian Zhuang again, he will be punished by the thunder whip of the Heavenly Palace for thirty years.

Recruit a team of soldiers and horses to guard the Moon Palace. Chang'e will not be allowed to enter other than the Moon Palace. "

In the Moon Palace, the atmosphere once again returned to its previous depressing state.

Another half an hour later, the spirit bead came in a hurry in the clouds, accompanied by the girl Jade Rabbit.

But they were all stopped by the heavenly soldiers, and they could only watch from outside the temple together with several righteous gods who were taking turns in heaven.

The Jade Rabbit rolled its eyes, bit the ear of the spirit bead a few times, kicked off its slender but extremely powerful calves, and the beautiful figure quickly disappeared.

Far away in the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor watched this scene and frowned slightly.

It was not appropriate for him and his incarnations to show up at this time, so everything could only be left to Chang Geng Aiqing's disposal.

If Bian Zhuang was really drunk and causing trouble, out of consideration for maintaining the authority of the Heavenly Court, he would most likely arrange a reincarnation for Bian Zhuang.

But behind Bian Zhuang, the Immortal Alliance is involved...

Mrs. Bian has a high prestige in the Immortal Alliance, and Bian Zhuang is her only beloved grandson...

This matter is really difficult.

Heaven has been peaceful for more than a hundred years, but suddenly something like this happened, and everything is weird.

…

"General Bian was drinking with Xiao Shen, and we were very drunk.

What did General Bian say before?

I don’t remember it clearly... General Bian did tell us that he would be fine even if he broke into the Moon Palace, but he was just bragging after drinking. "

"Lord Xingjun, I know Bian Zhuang's temper very well. He is not that kind of person. This matter must have been plotted!"

"Vice-Commander Bian drank with us for half a month, and everyone was drunk. There were two groups of guests coming and going at the banquet. Vice-Commander Bian left half a day ago.

Our banquet hasn’t even ended yet…”

In the Moon Palace, more than a dozen low-ranking minor gods from Heaven who had been drinking at the same table as Bian Zhuang were speaking their ‘testimonies’ one after another.

Problems arise.

When Bian Zhuang was drinking, he indeed boasted that he had many close friends in the Moon Palace and that it was not difficult to get in and out of the Moon Palace.

It is gay for a man to brag when he drinks too much.

But these words of Bian Zhuang became fatal testimony at this time.

The situation is developing in the worst direction, and Bianzhuang has almost no chance of making a comeback.

Drunk, he broke into the Moon Palace and broke into the ban around the Moon Pool, intending to spy on more than a dozen Chang'e bathing...

If this matter were done by a mortal drunkard from Nanzhou, most of them would be caught and beaten up.

But for the Immortal God of Heaven and the deputy commander of Tianhe to do it, it is a huge crime.

The Great Tribulation of the Gods is not far ahead, and many pairs of eyes are staring at the heaven.

Li Changshou raised his hand to support his forehead. He was indeed good at calculations, and he had already smelled all the weirdness in it, but he couldn't do anything more.

As long as he does anything outside of the trial, he will be regarded as shielding his confidants.

Soon, everything that needed to be asked was asked, and everything that needed to be said was said.

Li Changshou looked at the extremely gloomy Bian Zhuang and sighed softly. After all, he couldn't bear it and gave him a chance.

"Bian Zhuang, what else do you want to say?"

Bian Zhuang raised his hand and slapped himself, opened his mouth, and smiled bitterly.

"In the end, I will cultivate you, Mr. Xing, and I will disturb all the fairies. Please forgive me.

In the end, the general is willing to pay with his life. "

Mu Gong said: "Vice Commander Bian, you have to think clearly!

This question should not be acted out of emotion. I also know how you are as a person, and you are actually quite honest at heart.

Did you really come to the Moon Palace and break into the Moon Pool because of lust? "

Bian Zhuang's lips trembled a few times and he stood up. The chains on his body jingled and the fairies around him subconsciously took half a step back.

"I have never felt so coveted!"

Bian Zhuang shouted in a trembling voice:

“What I pursue is the truth and beauty that exists in this world.

I have the problem of falling in love with one another, but every time, I devoted those few days and hours of enthusiasm to this relationship that was bound to end in vain. The more I fought, the more courageous I became, and I never slacked off!

The love between men and women is extremely sacred in my opinion, Bian Zhuang! It’s what I yearn for so much!

How could I do such an obscene thing as peeking at a fairy taking a bath?

If I were really such a greedy and frivolous person, how could I still maintain pure Yang now!

My grandmother, the master of Tianya Pavilion! "

Li Changshou frowned, Yue Lao's eyes were full of disbelief, but Mu Gong beside him nodded with emotion.

Mu Gong said: "Tianya Pavilion is a famous place in the ancient times to experience temporary love tribulations, and Bian Zhuang is indeed the young pavilion master.

Now, General Bian's true yang is still there, and he is still the body of the first immortal, which is enough to prove his character. "

"This is not convincing."

Li Changshou said coldly and looked around, "Heaven has complete rules. If Heaven cannot govern itself effectively, it will not be able to convince the creatures in the three realms.

I will report it to His Majesty Ming Jade Emperor afterwards, but today, I must give an explanation to Yue Gong and an explanation to Tian Lui.

Bian Zhuang, let me ask you finally, do you know your guilt? "

"Lord Xingjun, Bian Zhuang has caused you trouble! Bian Zhuang knows!"

"He is not guilty."

Suddenly hearing a soft call, Bian Zhuang's words were directly interrupted, and Li Changshou's frown suddenly relaxed.

It was already a starry night outside the hall, with the laurel trees exuding a faint jade light and the lunar star shining white everywhere.

The fairy who spoke appeared out of thin air outside the palace, walking slowly in the moonlight.

Her skin is as beautiful as frost and snow, her face is stunning, and her slender figure is almost perfect, without any exaggeration or flaws.

It’s as if her existence is to define the upper limit of feminine beauty in the three realms;

Heaven and earth have made the best of their own creation and used her to tell countless creatures that beauty should be like this.

This is exactly:

All the immortals in the Moon Palace lost their color, only then did they know that this immortal was coming from Guanghan.

Bian Zhuang looked at this scene in a daze, and made a "ho ho" sound at the top of his voice.

All the heavenly soldiers and generals and heavenly gods and gods near the Moon Palace bowed their heads. All the fairies in the palace bowed down. Even Yue Lao stood up and said, "Master Xingjun."

Who is coming?

She is the true god of heaven, the most beautiful woman in the three realms, the daughter of the Human Emperor, the disciple of Senior Lang, the current Taiyin Star Lord, and Fairy Chang'e.

Wearing a colorful fairy dress, she is extremely beautiful, holy and elegant, without any trace of vulgarity.

When she said the previous words, she was still in Guanghan Palace, and when she finished speaking, she was already in front of the Moon Palace.

This magical power of the universe also makes people who know things secretly powerful.

Only Li Changshou and Mugong were still sitting in the field. At this moment, Li Changshou did not say anything and asked directly:

"Why does Lord Taiyin Star say he is not guilty?"

"Greetings to Mr. Taibai Xing and Mr. Mu," Chang'e bowed and saluted, glanced at Bian Zhuang, and walked straight to Li Changshou.

With a flip of his delicate hand, a cloud mirror appeared on the top of the hall, showing the scene of the Moonlight Pond.

"Taibai Xingjun, you can see, this is the formation layout of Yuehua Pond.

I personally laid this place for you sisters before. In the entire heaven, I am afraid there are not many people who understand this formation.

This formation is called the Liuhe Guiyuan Formation. It was created by the formation masters of the human race in ancient times. It can be opened all year round and does not close for many years. It borrows the spiritual power of the laurel tree.

The only entrance and exit to the formation is the side door behind you.

If you want to break into this formation from outside, the outer formation walls will inevitably be attacked.

I checked the layout of various formations. The killing formation on the second floor and the maze formation on the third floor were not activated, and the outermost formation wall was also intact.

But General Bian Zhuang was discovered in the fourth level of the trap.

Further inward from the trapped formation is the edge of the Moon Flower Pond.

In this case, either Bian Zhuang swaggered from the Moon Palace into the Yuehua Pond; or he was placed by the pond and thrown into a trap to frame him and put Lord Taibai Xing in a dilemma. "

At that moment, Chang'e, the leader of the team, immediately reported forward:

"Master Xingjun, if there is no one in the Moon Palace, the outer protective formation must be activated. There are more than a dozen Chang'e taking a bath today, but they were a little tired from the dance practice before.

In recent months, there have been people in the temple. "

"Let's go."

Li Changshou breathed a sigh of relief slowly and stood up. The long table in front of him suddenly collapsed into a pile of jade scraps.

His tone was still calm and he said: "Everyone here, except Taiyin Star Lord, will go to the Lingxiao Palace to see His Majesty the Jade Emperor."

After saying this, Li Changshou bowed to Chang'e:

"This time, thank you Taiyin Star Lord."

"You're welcome, Mr. Xing," Chang'e said with a smile, "The Moon Palace is under my rule, and I have something to do with the occurrence of such a thing. I'll just go there.

Bian Zhuang is Xingjun's favorite general, and Xingjun should avoid suspicion. Please know this, and don't think that Taibai Xingjun doesn't miss his old relationship.

This moon palace seems to have hidden some filth, and it needs to be cleaned up. "