My Senior Brother is Too Steady
Chapter 689: Master, I really didn’t mean to plan this time
‘I am Biyun boy, and I am very panicked now. ’
In Skeleton Mountain, a cave on the mountainside covered with fragrant grass, a little boy wearing colorful clothes and carrying a flower basket walked out with his head lowered and his expression a little depressed.
Alas, the master asked me to go down the mountain to pick flowers again.
I wonder if I will meet the vicious Uncle Ma Yuan from the cave next door again. I heard that this uncle has even eaten golden immortals, and he likes to eat people's hearts the most.
In fact, most of the boys like them were inspired by mountain stone elves. They were mainly responsible for serving the master of the cave. When the master of the cave went out, he also had to guard the gate and the courtyard.
If it exists for a long time and its spirituality is abundant, it is possible to enter a profound realm and become a formal disciple.
For example, the most impressive being in their boy world, His Majesty the Jade Emperor in Heaven.
Of course, the Jade Emperor was once the son of Tao Ancestor, and his heels were very scary, so he was considered to be an innate power.
A boy like him...
There is little fortune, lots of chores, and great pressure to practice. There is no holiday at all. The master has to serve tea and water when he is in the cave. When the master goes out, he is asked to practice hard and not slack off at all.
Isn't that such a tragic word?
Roar--
A low roar came from the deep mountains, and the Biyun boy trembled wildly for a few times. He held the flower basket and flew towards the valley below the mountain. He was very fast and disappeared in a flash.
Uncle Ma Yuan took it seriously and was scared to death.
Puff puff.
There was a sound of flapping wings ahead, and a spiritual bird landed on Biyun Boy's path, with a strange light shining in the bird's eyes.
At the same time, at Chentangguan, on the city wall where the Qiankun Bow and Sky-shattering Arrow were worshipped, a similar-looking spiritual bird landed on the eaves of the city tower. The bird's eyes were watching Nezha, who was jumping here. .
The two spiritual birds were transformed by Li Changshou's paper Taoist.
To be precise, these are two paper birds, mainly used for surveillance, delivering letters, watching short clips at night, searching for enemy traces, etc.
And what they see with their eyes is projected into the special bronze mirror standing on Xiao Qiong Peak in the backyard of the Tai White House.
Li Changshou can only observe this matter remotely now.
Daozu suddenly summoned him in a dream, and in fact he told him clearly that the first battle of Chanjie was about to begin, and he was asked to just watch from the sidelines and not to take action at will.
Li Changshou's words naturally followed his usual style. He just said that he would leave the ancient times, but he would not leave the ancient times too far, which could be regarded as a deterrent to the way of heaven.
After having an "open and honest" talk with Daozu, both sides' positions were very clear.
Leaving aside whether this position is true or false, there is some truth or falsehood;
Objectively speaking, Daozu does represent heaven and earth, and wants to suppress the vitality of life and prevent the disaster of ancient times from happening again.
Li Changshou represents the side of the living beings, retaining the fire to resist the world, but because he is a 'vulnerable group', he cannot take the initiative to lift the table.
During the discussion in the dream, the two parties exchanged opinions on their respective viewpoints, and each took a half-step back, so that the two parties would not immediately fall into absolute opposition.
The Taoist ancestors wanted to preserve the original script of conferring gods, using the Zhou dynasty as the Shang Dynasty, destroying and intercepting religion, promoting the West, and prospering the heaven.
Li Changshou wanted to protect the few relatives and friends of Jie Jiao, and try his best to allow those without karma to be on the list, preserve the vitality of Taoism, protect the will of living beings, and prosper the heaven.
During this discussion, the two sides reached a new tacit understanding that Li Changshou would not interfere with Dao Ancestor's indirect promotion of the script, and Dao Ancestor allowed Li Changshou to fine-tune the script to retain the strength of a master on the living side.
This involves concepts such as 'destiny of living beings', 'balance of all things', 'yin and yang theory', 'unity of man and nature', etc. It can be regarded as a prehistoric one...cough.
A head-on collision between two generations of good planners.
"Tsk," Li Changshou put his hands behind his head and yawned on the recliner.
To the side, Ling'e, Youqin Xuanya, Xiong Lingli, and Chaos Zhongling were sitting around a low table. They were each holding tea with white mist, eating the snacks that Ling'e had made for a long time, and discussing Each other's card skills, as well as the interesting things from heaven that Youqin Xuanya heard.
If this scene were a painting, the one on one side of Li Changshou could be labeled "Life Pressure" and the one on the right could be "Afternoon Tea in a Leisurely Afternoon".
The eyes of Ling'e and Youqin Xuanya would always fall on Li Changshou from time to time.
Li Changshou suddenly called them over, but he didn't say what he wanted to do specifically, which made them a little concerned.
The bronze mirror showed that Biyun boy had arrived in the valley, holding a tree branch and gently sweeping the flowers and plants in front of him. He couldn't help but raise his hand and yawned.
Little Nezha was jumping around on the city wall, lying on a cornice, crossing his legs and yawning, as if he was going to take a nap.
Ling'e couldn't help but ask: "Senior brother, what's the matter?"
"Ah, it's okay," Li Changshou responded casually, "I feel a little unhappy, so I asked you to come over and be a witness together. This will make me happier."
Chaos Zhong Zhong Ling sneered: "What else are you unhappy about?
Taibai Jinxing suppressed the dragons with one hand, and even if we didn't go out, we would hear a lot of comments from living beings. "
Li Changshou shook his head and sighed, frowning and concentrating, and said in a low voice: "I just had a quarrel with the master, and was warned by the master not to harm him. I am feeling depressed."
Zhong Ling: Stay.
"I didn't hear anything, I didn't hear anything," Sister Zhong Ling rolled her eyes, "Why are the human religion so weird..."
"Um?"
A ray of Tai Chi diagram rhyme surrounded him, and Zhong Ling changed his tune instantly.
"The boss who is weird and strong."
"Hmph," the spiritual sense of Tai Chi Tu dissipated around Li Changshou, and it was obvious that he was protecting Li Changshou at this time.
Zhong Ling breathed a sigh of relief, raised his hand and patted his chest gently, his little face full of fear.
Ling'e whispered: "No matter what, Master must be reasonable. Senior brother has done so many things for Heaven, so we can't just scold him."
Zhong Ling glared at Ling'e, how dare you say this?
Youqin Xuanya frowned and asked: "Senior brother said he was the master... but was he the Taoist ancestor?"
"Don't discuss this anymore," Li Changshou waved his hand, "lest the master will be upset if he hears it. Respecting the master is an excellent character of our juniors.
Come and watch, a good show is about to take place. "
As soon as Li Changshou finished speaking, a conversation suddenly came from Nezha's side in the bronze mirror in front of him that was divided into two sides.
"General, is it true that no one can draw the bow above our heads?"
"Many Qi refiners have tried it, but this bowstring doesn't move at all." In the city gate, the generals and soldiers on duty were discussing such trivial matters.
The general lowered his voice and said: "It is said that even our commander-in-chief couldn't pull this thing away, otherwise the dragons would have shot them with this bow and arrow last time."
The voice penetrated into Nezha's ears, and the bored little hero immediately sat up.
With a turn, Nezha jumped into the tower. Looking at the long bow and three long arrows enshrining the three scented plants, his little brows suddenly wrinkled.
The feeling is just his feeling...
This bow and arrow doesn't seem too powerful.
The long bow was wrapped in white strips of cloth from top to bottom, and there was no precious light at all. The three arrows did contain a sharpness and evil aura, but they always felt like they were incomplete.
As soon as he stretched out his little hand, the long bow immediately fell into Nezha's hand. Nezha looked up and down for a while at the long bow, which was much taller than him, and waved it in his hand.
"It's so light, how powerful can it be? Just bragging."
Nezha tilted his head, then turned over and jumped out of the city tower with a long bow, and jumped straight off the city wall, frightening the gatekeeper general and the people passing by carrying various building materials into a panic.
"Third Young Master, why did you just jump down! Such a high ground!"
"Did you fall? Don't fall."
"It's okay, it's okay...is this it?"
Nezha waved his long bow and asked: "You just said that no one can draw it, is this it?"
The general nodded quickly and said yes again and again.
"Watch."
Nezha hummed softly, held the bow with his right hand, hooked his fingers on the bow string, and applied gentle pressure...increased the intensity...the veins popped out...
Buzz~
The bow trembled slightly, and streams of light appeared on it, condensing into a long lock half a foot long.
Produced by Taiwu White House·Made by Baize's ingenuity·Longevity children's lock!
Nezha tilted his head, his big eyes were full of light, and he suddenly became energetic.
"It's fun, it's fun! It also lights up!"
When the mortal soldiers around him saw this, most of their faces were covered in cold sweat.
The general hurried forward and said to Nezha: "Third Young Master, the Commander-in-Chief has told you not to touch this thing.
You have woken up the magic weapon, and there might be some disaster. "
"Okay," Nezha suddenly felt disappointed and threw the still shining longbow back into the general's hand, "It's really boring."
The general quickly lowered his head to apologize. As soon as he grasped the long bow with his big hand, the long locks condensed with fairy light exploded with a ping.
Li Changshou:...
This is really an unimagined way to lift the ban.
Nezha narrowed his eyes, feeling that he was being targeted and ridiculed by this long bow.
The general's body trembled wildly, his eyes turned red, and he almost cried with joy.
What kind of vision is this? What opportunity is this? !
The magic weapon chooses the master!
This must be the legendary master selection of the divine weapon!
Is he going to embark on a counterattack path, get promoted to a higher position, win titles, marry powerful women, and reach the pinnacle of his life?
"Take the general's sword!"
The general guarding the city gate shouted loudly, threw the sword in his hand to the soldier behind him, bulged his arms, took a bow stance, and looked towards the sky.
"open!"
The bowstring trembled slightly, but the general's complexion turned red, and his whole body was shaking continuously. A stream of turbid air escaped from the back door, causing a "porphyry" sound.
Just hearing the jingling noise, one of the people on their way foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.
After a while, the gatekeeper general knelt down weakly on the ground. The sound of erhu came from nowhere, and his eyes gradually lost light. He slowly lay on the ground, waving the ground feebly.
Heaven and earth, why should they treat him so cruelly!
Since it is a treasure that he has no chance of fate, why would you give him that kind of hint!
Could it be that after all he was just a mediocre mid-level general in Chentangguan, who could only receive a thin salary and earn little fame. When he had enough money, he would go home and become a mediocre landlord, buy a few beautiful maids, Have you spent your life ordinary...
No!
"Here, I'll try again."
Nezha blocked his nostrils with his fingers, stretched out his little hand, and the Qiankun Bow fell into his hand.
This time, he took a gentle breath, his face full of seriousness, imitated the posture of the general guarding the gate just now, took a bow, and looked up to the sky.
Inhale, transport power, immortal power surges, and spiritual energy gathers.
The bowstring was pulled directly!
Nezha smiled from the bottom of his heart. At this time, he had already thought about how to encourage this shocked uncle.
He first pulled out the bow string to show off his magical power, and then smiled gently at the uncle and said:
‘Don’t be discouraged, I am the reincarnation of an immortal.
As long as you practice diligently, do a hundred squats, a hundred dips, a hundred prones, and run fifty miles back and forth every day, you will definitely be able to do it. ’
"Huh?"
Nezha suddenly felt that the long bow was absorbing his spiritual power, and the bowstring had been pulled halfway.
Wisps of red light gathered between his hands, and an arrow in the tower slowly dissipated, then quickly condensed in front of Nezha, perfectly embedded in the long bow.
The bow of heaven and earth opens!
The sky-shaking arrow is coming!
Nezha felt that he still had some strength left, so he stretched his little arms as far as possible, and the long bow was stretched out by half!
This arrow!
Nezha suddenly had a passion to shoot through the sky, just like the legendary Yi shot down the sun!
You can keep coming! There's still room left!
"Hey!"
Let me see the real potential of your long bow!
Click, click!
Nezha was caught off guard. The bowstring in his hand suddenly lost its strength, and his body became unbalanced and fell back!
After a closer look, the bow of the long bow was broken directly from the break. Several fragments the size of fingernails flew out, and little Nezha also sat on the ground.
"Ah this!"
Gu——
Nezha's Adam's apple trembled a few times, and he could already imagine his father's rage.
There was a moment of silence in front of the Chentangguan City Gate. The gatekeeper general stared blankly at the broken long bow in front of him, and couldn't help but feel sad, realizing that the simple and beautiful wish he had just made was difficult to realize.
On Xiao Qiong Peak, Li Changshou frowned at this scene, wanting to laugh but also feeling a little worried.
Daozu shouldn't think that he is deliberately causing trouble, right?
This is a pure misunderstanding. The main responsibility lies with Mr. Bai Ze because his skills are not up to par. It has nothing to do with him.
On the other side shown by the bronze mirror, the Biyun boy had picked a basket of wild flowers and skipped back to his cave.
Although the boy didn't know what he was going through, he somehow became happier.
"What is little Nezha going to do again?"
Ling'e asked in a low voice, and everyone continued to stare at the bronze mirror.
I saw Nezha patting his butt and standing up. He tied the broken long bow with the cloth strap wrapped around the long bow. He flicked the bow string guiltily and said to the general:
"If my father asks, just say I broke it, don't worry."
The general was immediately grateful and almost burst into tears.
"Well," Nezha muttered softly, "if my father doesn't ask, don't take the initiative to tell me. This thing is just a decoration. It's old and can't be used anymore."
"Yes, yes, I will understand, Third Young Master, don't worry."
Nezha nodded calmly, jumped up to the tower lightly with a bow and arrow in hand, returned the long bow to its original position, and then looked around guiltily.
Slipping away.
On Xiaoqiong Peak, several fairies chuckled, but Li Changshou was secretly wondering how the script of Heaven's Law should be performed.
Is it possible...
So, a few hours later, in the dead of night.
A black shadow quietly entered the tower, took away the long bow, and sent the assembled long bow back before dawn.
Li Changshou hid in the dark and stared at the black shadow, feeling really dumbfounded.
This Maitreya took on any job and did all the work. He was a good Western-taught senior brother, but he became a repairman by force.
early morning.
In the Li Mansion, Li Jing heard the rumors and took Nezha straight to the tower. What he saw was a flawless long bow.
By the way, the three arrows are all of the same length.
Li Jing sighed in his heart, shook his head slightly, and sighed towards the long bow:
"Thank you, Xingjun."
In the corner, a fat Taoist smashed the wall, turned around and ran away, leaving behind a cold snort.
This bastard Li Changgeng, this grudge, Pindao has recorded it!
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