My Sister is a Big Star

Qin Ze wrote at his desk, summarizing the gains and losses of today's investment projects, and whether the investment results are good or bad, not just profit and loss. For example, you can earn a project of one million, but because of an operation error, you only earn 900,000, which means you have lost 100,000. For example, many stockholders sell when the stock has risen to 5%, and then find that it has reached the daily limit, and they cry out distressedly: they have lost a lot.

The same reason.

So Qin Ze has to sum up the gains and losses, find out the problem, and avoid similar mistakes again. It took an hour to complete this "review book", stretched my waist, and my neck creaked. With his physical fitness, it is a bit too much for him to work at his desk for a long time.

Ever since Qin Ze sincerely said the word "I'm sorry" in the little BMW, Qin Baobao and his younger brother are in a state of "mixing oil with honey". Like a little daughter-in-law, she leaned over and said distressedly: "Is your shoulder sore, sister rub it for you."

Qin Ze thanked his sister, and then leaned on his sister's big breasts. Qin Baobao pushed his younger brother away and said angrily, "Sit still."

They sat cross-legged on the sofa, and the older sister helped the younger brother pinch his shoulders.

Qin Baobao said, Qin Ze, my sister feels uncomfortable.

Qin Ze nodded. My sister was ingenious, so I lost.

Wang Zijin looked at them with dazed and confused eyes. The day before yesterday, he was still in a state of cold war. After returning home hand in hand last night, Bing Ning's relationship thawed out and became a loving sibling again.

I really don't understand this neuropathy.

Qin Baobao complained: "Your shoulders are too hard, and your fingers are so sore."

Qin Ze said: "I still think your nails are too long, it hurts me when I pinch them."

"Little red guy with no conscience," Qin Baobao slapped Qin Ze's head twice.

Qin Ze was furious, and lay back, pressed his sister on the sofa and rubbed hard, using his broad shoulders to suppress her chest. At the same time, he spread his arms to keep his balance, so as not to let Qin Baobao salty fish turn over.

Wang Zijin saw such a scene. The siblings were stacking arhats on the sofa. Qin Ze was lying on all fours, pressing his sister's delicate body under his back. Broken, his arms strangled Qin Ze's neck, his feet hooked Qin Ze's waist, like an octopus entangled in its prey, and dubbed himself: "Hey ha ha ha."

Qin Ze screamed: "Suffocation, suffocation."

"Going to strangle you heartless bastard,

I know how to bully my sister all day long. Qin Baobao continued, "Hey ha ha ha".

Wang Zijin sighed.

Sweetened with honey? nonexistent.

Qin Ze was about to suffocate, this bitch didn't care what to do. He stretched out his hand to pinch his sister's soft waist, and she let go with an "oops".

"Qin Ze, you are not good at all." Qin Baobao shouted with tears in his eyes, raised his legs around his waist, and slammed Qin Ze twice between his legs.

Wang Zijin heard Qin Ze grunt, and saw him rolling off the sofa, clutching his crotch and moaning in pain.

Miss Wang's family was terrified. She lost her phone and rushed over to check the situation: "What's wrong with you, Ze, does it hurt? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

Qin Zexin said, my sister kicked my life, you said it hurts, but he couldn't speak because of the pain.

Seeing his younger brother curled up on the ground like a dead dog, with a ferocious face, Qin Baobao was also frightened, and his face paled. She knew that she accidentally knocked on the most vulnerable part of the man.

"Ah Ze, how are you? Don't worry about it." Qin Baobao's eyes quickly moistened. She only knew that a man's place was untouchable and very fragile, but there was no way to verify how much she could bear. .

She was so scared that she thought that her brother's baby had been knocked down by her.

"What are you doing, it doesn't matter." Wang Zijin pushed her angrily, frowning anxiously.

What should we do at this time? Pick it up and take it to the hospital? Stay put and call an ambulance? Or wait for him to recover naturally?

Wang Zijin had never encountered such a difficult problem.

Qin Baobao bit his lip and reached out to untie Qin Ze's belt, "Let me see."

Qin Ze regained his breath, patted her hand away, and resisted the convulsive pain: "You still want to be a hooligan?" Then he comforted the two sisters, "It's okay, I'll take it easy."

Paralyzed, Eggy suffered severe injuries.

Eggs lack the protection of muscle and fat, and their nerve fibers are developed, so a slight injury can cause severe pain. Men understand it, but the two sisters don't, so don't worry about it.

This slowdown lasted for several minutes, during which Qin Ze's face turned pale, and he was throbbing a few times, thinking whether he should really go to the hospital to see, so as not to leave hidden wounds.

"I'm going to tell Dad that you made the old Qin's family die." Qin Ze poked his sister's forehead fiercely with his finger.

The elder sister pouted her mouth and sat on a duck, with a look of grievance on her face that she didn't dare to resist.

Wang Zijin also poked his best friend's forehead with his finger, but Qin Ze pressed Miss Wang's hand and said, okay, let's ignore her.

A little joy flashed across Qin Baobao's bright eyes.

After such a fuss, Wang Zijin was not in the mood to follow the drama anymore, and scolded the siblings for a few words. Then I talked about the big new document incident of the Ministry of Education on the Internet today, and the scolding war in full swing on the Internet.

Qin Baobao said displeased: "English is important, right? An international language, its value cannot be denied. But Chinese is one of the most difficult languages ​​in the world. It is broad and profound. You can't compare the two in terms of spread."

Qin Ze took it for granted, "Would you post a few words on Weibo? Promote the profoundness of Chinese?"

Qin Baobao said unhappily: "Don't provoke a group of trolls then."

"Ding!" The system voice sounded: "I am very happy to capture the desire in the host's heart. Please justify the profoundness of Chinese. One hundred points will be rewarded for success, and corresponding points will be deducted for failure. Time limit: 24 hours."

Qin Ze has been stunned for a long time by accepting this task. Chinese is extensive and profound. Nonsense, Chinese is of course extensive and profound. As one of the most difficult languages ​​in the world to learn, and as one of the ancient civilizations in the world, the characters naturally contain a profound cultural foundation.

But how to prove it?

This task is not easy, don't lose to questions like "prove that your mother is your mother".

The difficulty of the task lies in the word "rectification of names", how to rectify names, and who to rectify names. Immediately figured it out, I can rectify my name through the Internet, my sister is a big star, and there are many people who follow her.

So how to rectify the name?

My sister isn't my sister? How about being a sister instead of being a sister? No, no, Qin Baobao will kill him, and he definitely doesn't want to post such obscene jokes.

Is it better to like my sister than to like my sister? Scary long and scary long?

What's the difference between this and a real sister doing a sister.

Qin Ze fell into deep thought. At this moment, his sister, who was watching the online scolding battle, smiled and said, "This guy is so funny, he posted a bunch of uncommon words. I only know two: Taotie."

A flash of light flashed in Qin Ze's mind. He remembered an interesting video he watched in the system mall a long time ago. The lo system claimed to come from a parallel space, and copied the huge database in that parallel world to enrich its own database. But because the parallel world system is flooded, all of them are big bosses, who change the world if they disagree with each other, lower human IQ, and lower the level of world literature. Killing into scum, he felt that there was no chance of becoming famous if he stayed there, so he used his own advantage of traveling through time and space to open up a time and space tunnel, came to this world and plunged into Qin Ze's body.

Well, there is no need to delve into the sad past of the loco system, Qin Ze finally grasped the key point of this task.

Chinese is extensive and profound, so why bother with puns, I can kill them with uncommon words.

"Sister, I'll give you a chance to show off." Qin Ze said.

Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin turned to look at him, and said in unison: "You want to make trouble again?"

"Serve with pen and ink." Qin Ze ordered his two elder sisters to order, but the elder sisters seemed to have rooted in their buttocks, so they ignored him, so they had to go to the room to find a pen and paper, and wrote a long essay.

Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin leaned over and asked in a daze, "What is this?"

Qin Ze smiled mysteriously: "New song!"

Qin Baobao pouted: "I don't even know these words." She looked at Wang Zijin: "What about you?"

Wang Zijin rolled his eyes: "I have so many uncommon words, how are you going to sing them?"

"Then I'll write another "Tongjiazi"," Qin Ze finished writing, "Sister, this kind of song doesn't need to be too professional, I'll teach you how to sing it a few times, let's make a video and post it on your Weibo." Please search for "" on this site or enter the URL: