My Sister is a Big Star

Qin Ze listened to the movement of the kitchen with his ears upright, and made up the picture by himself. At this time, his mother reprimanded him with his hips on his hips, and the old man bowed his head, explaining with a headache and nervousness. The majestic image disappeared completely!

I really want to rush in and take pictures, hahaha!

Children from other families wish their parents would treat each other with respect and love for the rest of their lives, but Qin Ze knows that parents quarrel... no, parents don't quarrel, usually the father is unilaterally scolded, and the old man objected to the matter of the uncle at first. Yes, I don’t think I can pamper my uncle, but Mother Qin loves my younger brother and is afraid that he will really be sent to the Huangpu River for debt collectors. Don’t look at the society that is clamoring for the rule of law every day. Ten years ago, loan sharks and gangsters Harmony) gang-like, super brutal.

Qin's mother cried and cursed all night long. The old man was so annoying that he ran into his son's room and occupied his little bed. Little Qin Ze didn't dare to complain, and happily threw himself into his sister's arms, and slept beautifully on her fragrant bed all night. .

It didn't take long for the house to be sold.

Hey, it's been a long time, why haven't we quarreled yet?

My mother has a good temper, it's okay, a wife can't bear this matter, right? Definitely question it out loud.

Could it be that the old man's ventriloquism is the same as his own 666, and his eloquent tongue comforted his mother?

"You're lying, there's no quarrel here." Qin Baobao stretched his neck, nervously paying attention to the movement in the kitchen, everything was calm.

Wang Zijin and Su Yu did not comment on this matter, but looked at Qin Ze with questioning eyes.

"No way, there will definitely be a quarrel, I'll count three two one..."

"Hey, do you want your parents to quarrel so much?"

Just as he was talking, the old man came out from the kitchen door and waved his hands: "Ah Ze, come here and help your mother cut some dishes, she can't spare her hands."

When Qin Ze saw his father's face, he felt that something was wrong. Eighteen years of professional beating experience gave him an intuition similar to a sixth sense of women.

Qin Baobao hugged him with his big butt, "Go, go, I'm starving to death."

Qin Ze was puzzled, and when he stood up, his sister kicked his ass.

Not much to say, Su Yu ran home on New Year's Eve, and my sister felt that her territory had been encroached on by the flirtatious junkies outside.

So take it out on him.

When Qin Ze entered the kitchen, Mama Qin stood by the chopping board, chopping vegetables, seeing a bit of her graceful figure.

"Mom, let me help you." He walked over.

Qin Ma smiled and said, "No need."

"boom!"

With a soft bang, the kitchen door closed.

Qin Ze turned his head and saw the old man staring at him with a gloomy face, his heart skipped a beat.

I might be... in trouble!

Or maybe my way of entering the kitchen is wrong, but the old man will definitely not give him a chance.

The kitchen is fairly spacious, with a mother in front and a father in the back. Qin Ze made sandwich biscuits for them once.

"Dad, I was joking with Mom just now, please forgive me." The witty Qin Ze admitted his mistake directly. Why do you need Dad's penis?

"Snapped!"

Without further ado, the old man shaved off his scalp.

"Dad, why did you hit me when it was Chinese New Year?"

Qin Ze subconsciously stood at attention after being beaten, he hated this damn instinct.

Spicy-hearted old radish is really heavy handed.

The old man didn't speak, and slapped him for the second time.

Qin Ze blocked it.

"Mom, look at Dad hitting me again." Qin Ze asked his good mother for help.

Mother Qin waited for the old man to slap the third slap, and said in a timely manner, "Don't hit the child, it won't solve the problem."

Qin Ze called Qu and said, "I might marry a wife in a few years. Dad can't always mess around."

"Marry a daughter-in-law?" The old man sneered: "How many do you want to marry? You, Qin Ze, are good at it. If you are on two boats, you won't be afraid that your legs will be too big and you will get hurt?"

"Ahem!" Mother Qin coughed twice, signaling her husband to speak politely.

The old man snorted coldly: "Let me ask you, what's the matter with Su Yu? What's the matter with Wang Zijin? Who is your girlfriend.

"

Qin Ze: "..."

When he was done, he could basically make up the conversation between his parents in the kitchen:

"My son found a girlfriend, so happy."

"Yo, my son also found a girlfriend, so happy."

"My son's girlfriend is Wang Zijin, what about you?"

"My son's girlfriend is Su Yu."

"Hehe, we only have one son, right?"

"That's right, kill him!"

When I wrote the script just now, I must have written the wrong name. The original name was: "Comrade Qin Jianzhang, Shuangxin", but it was wrongly written: "Today I will play tricks to death"

I can't pass this year.

Qin Ze's heart felt cold.

The old man pointed at him and said angrily: "If you don't make this clear today, you can't imagine what I will do to you."

Terrible lines.

Qin Ze felt like a puppy being cornered, cornered, but still unable to bite.

I have to find a way to save myself, this kind of thing, I can't say it if I am killed.

The game is broken, the model of my mother's girlfriend and my father's girlfriend are not the same, there is no way to argue.

"System, it's time for you to come out, come on, help me figure out what to do." Qin Ze communicated with the system in his mind.

If there is no task, the system will basically not come out to talk, and An Anxin will treat it as a coward, perhaps because he is desperate for the salted fish host: Forget it, as long as the host is happy, the task does not matter!

such a mentality.

System: "I'm sorry, host, in this case, unless there is a coercion system to help you forcibly lower the IQ of your parents, otherwise you have no hope of fooling around. Although your inner desire is very strong, the system will not release it and it will be impossible to complete it." The mission. The host takes care, goodbye!"

Qin Ze: "..."

Dogs bring it to the low force system, you came out to be funny, right?

In the midst of despair, Qin Ze's brain twitched, and he said stiffly, "I just want to die!"

The old man responded with five consecutive slaps, smashing Qin Ze's carefully groomed hair into feathers.

"Dad, don't hit, don't hit, I'll do it all." Qin Ze was very flexible.

"Sister Zijin is my girlfriend, there is nothing wrong with that, Su Yu... is also my girlfriend."

The old man raised his slap again, Qin Ze took a step back and explained, "Listen to me slowly."

Qin Ma, who was behind her, knocked over loudly, rarely angry: "Hurry up and say it."

Finally, it was still mixed doubles.

Qin Ze rubbed his head, it hurts so much.

"The matter between me and Su Yu, it sounds old-fashioned. It was a mistake after drinking. After the stock market plummeted, I made a fortune. The company organized a party that night. Everyone was very happy and drank a lot. Su Yu was drunk. Yes, of course I drank a lot, and I sent her home. After sending her home, I wanted to go back, but Su Yu said that she liked me, liked me very much. And then...... you know !"

"I understand your sister!" The old man greeted his son with a slap in the face, and said angrily, "You use drinking as an excuse, forget it for the first time, why are you still in a relationship now, you have a girlfriend, she also has a boyfriend, you guys What is the nature of this, do you know that decades ago it was going to be criticized."

This is what annoys him the most. It is a very bad nature to be in two boats.

"What boyfriend?" Qin Ze was confused.

"Doesn't Su Yu have a boyfriend?"

"Who said that?"

"Your sister and Zijin."

Qin Ze: "..."

It turned out that during the time he was hiding in the kitchen, there was already a fierce fight in the living room. Judging by the posture, his little Teddy was completely defeated.

Playing tricks, Su Yu really can't beat Sister Zijin, she might not even be able to beat Sister Bao.

"Dad, Su Yu doesn't have a boyfriend." Qin Ze explained while parrying his father's slap.

"What?" The old man slapped his hands and stopped.

"Su Yu doesn't have a boyfriend, I guarantee that."

"What did Zijin and your sister say she did?"

"Maybe, maybe...it's a misunderstanding."

What can he say, the palms and backs of his hands are full of flesh, and he can't say: Sister Zijin and your daughter are teaming up with a black family.

"Really?" The old man looked suspicious.

Qin Ze nodded vigorously: "I swear."

Qin's mother squinted her eyes to make things clear. If her son was telling the truth, then Zijin and Baobao would be interesting. The hostility is obvious... Zijin, a girl, can't tell, she's quite A dignified and well-behaved girl, tsk tsk!

Of course the old man could think of things Qin's mother could think of. He was shocked. He always thought that Zijin was very dignified and gentle, but he didn't expect that he would secretly trip her up.

The old man thought of Wang Zijin's impeccable performance just now, which made this girl amazing. 8) For more exciting novels, welcome to visit our Reading Academy