My Sister is a Big Star

In the afterglow of the setting sun, a high-end nanny car was speeding along the highway. The time was 2:30 in the afternoon. The recording of the first day of the program was over, and it will continue tomorrow.

The two of them didn't return to Shanghai. Although the two places were close, it took four hours to go back and forth, which was unnecessary.

The nanny car was driving in the opposite direction, and they were going to Xujia Town.

After the recording of the show, Ye Qing invited Qin Ze to visit Hangzhou, but Qin Ze declined under his sister's murderous eyes, saying that he would wave his invisible wings and fly freely.

"Little red guy is so good, my sister will show you wearing a swimsuit tonight." Qin Baobao was very satisfied with his younger brother's wit in private.

Qin Ze lit a cigarette and said softly, "I'm going to Xujia Town."

The tall, long-legged elder sister stood behind him, silent for a long time, "Okay, I'll accompany you."

Qin Ze was touched: "Sister is so kind."

Qin Baobao said seriously: "I'm afraid you will turn around and secretly ask that long-legged monster."

Qin Ze: ""

On both sides of the expressway are stretches of farmland and fish ponds, with clear water and blue sky, lush vegetation and flourishing crops. Now the traffic is getting more and more convenient. More than ten years ago, before the expressway was built, Mother Qin took Qin Ze to Xujia Town, and took a six or seven-hour green leather train to the hometown of ham. Take an hour's bus to the county, then transfer to the bus to Xujia Town.

Depart in the morning and arrive in the evening.

If you want to get rich, build roads first. This is absolutely true.

Qin Baobao huddled in the comfortable big chair and talked on the mobile phone for half an hour, feeling quite bored, stretching his waist hard, babbling, Chunri's clothes were thin, and the elder sister in a white shirt stretched her waist, revealing a white and greasy waist , and a cute belly button.

Qin Ze took a second look at the opportunity, and when his sister finished stretching, he resumed his sitting posture.

Qin Baobao muttered, "Salted fish."

Qin Ze didn't hear clearly: "What?"

"It's nothing." Qin Baobao tugged at the hem of his shirt, "It's so boring."

"Let's watch a movie."

"I just played with my mobile phone and my eyes are tired."

"sleep?"

"Can't sleep.

Qin Baobao blinked, his eyelashes fluttering: "Ah Ze, tell my sister some jokes." "

Qin Ze thought for a while and looked at his sister's face: "My sister is the most beautiful little fairy in the world."

Qin Baobao was stunned for a moment, with a joyful expression on his face.

Qin Ze changed the subject: "This is really a big joke, hahaha."

The smile on Qin Baobao's face gradually turned ferocious, and he beat him up with a knife in his hand.

"You told me to tell a joke." Qin Ze protested.

When Qin Baobao heard this, he became even angrier, threw himself on him and scuffled, rubbing his heavy chest against his face with real facial cleanser.

No, no, looking at my sister's murderous look, this is not facial cleanser, this is a breast murder case.

"How do you want to die." Qin Baobao twisted his ears with both hands, puffing his cheeks, "You can't say you're so happy to death, you can't say you're dying of old age, and you can't say you're dying of ecstasy."

"Hiss~" Qin Ze gasped, "I choose to look dumbfounded."

Baby Qin: "?"

Qin Ze: "Smother me to death."

"Although I don't know what you're talking about, I reject it." Qin Baobao flicked his forehead forcefully with his fingers.

"Then I'll tell my sister a serious joke. I saw it on the Internet, and my stomach hurts from laughing." Qin Ze said.

"Then tell me." Qin Baobao raised his legs.

"Do you know who the most selfless person in the world is?" Qin Ze asked.

"I don't know." Qin Baobao said.

"It's Cai Lun." Qin Ze smiled charmingly.

"Why?" Qin Baobao asked.

"Because he is an eunuch, but he invented paper, which has benefited thousands of otaku compatriots." Qin Ze couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Baby Qin: ""

Where is the funny, I can't get it at all.

"Hey, isn't it funny?" Qin Ze scratched his head, "I think it's funny, then I'll tell you another one."

He pondered for a long time, his eyes lit up, "I'll tell you a joke I made myself, there is an allusion."

Immediately, Qin Baobao became interested and nodded vigorously.

Qin Ze cleared his throat, "Li Bai didn't work hard in class when he was a child, so he escaped to play outside. He saw an old woman grinding an iron rod. Li Bai ran over and asked, "Grandma, why are you sharpening an iron rod. The old woman said"

He paused and looked at his sister.

The elder sister blinked: "As long as the skill is deep, the iron pestle can be ground into a needle?"

"No." Qin Ze mulled for a few seconds, "Grandma replied: What's the use of this iron rod~"

After singing, Qin Ze was overjoyed.

Baby Qin: ""

"Isn't this funny?" Qin Ze saw his sister's confused look.

Qin Baobao pouted and nodded.

"I think it's quite funny, and I feel that I'm so clever to come up with such an interesting joke."

Qin Baobao said in his heart, you are just kidding yourself.

"Then let me tell another joke, my joke is much older."

Qin Ze was not reconciled to not being able to make his sister laugh.

"No," Qin Baobao said with a forced smile, "Actually, I don't like jokes at all. I was joking with you just now."

I will never make jokes with Aze again.

"I can really tell a big joke this time," Qin Ze said.

"Don't listen, get out!" Qin Baobao turned sideways and turned the back of his head to his younger brother.

After two hours' journey, the two of them came to Xujia Town and stopped by the side of the road instead of driving into the town. Qin Ze got out of the car with a bunch of white chrysanthemums he bought.

The siblings walked side by side on the weed-covered field path in the middle, passing through crops, ponds, and a small Town God's Temple. Climb on a small soil bag and look down into the distance, you can see the undulating tea trees, which are arranged very neatly.

Women with dustpans on their waists and sleeves on their hands scattered in the tea forest in twos and threes, picking spring tea.

"It's so beautiful, ten miles of tea forest, full of fresh green tea." Qin Baobao took out his mobile phone, took three consecutive shots without saying a word, and then held up the mobile phone to take selfies in various poses. After taking pictures, I looked at them and felt dissatisfied, so I asked Qin Ze to help take pictures.

"There are more tea forests on the mountain, and they are more beautiful. When the spring rain is over, the rain and mist shroud the tea forests, graceful and graceful, like a fairyland." Sister Qin Zeban took a few photos and returned her phone.

Qin Baobao took his arm and walked towards the cemetery under the tea forest.

"I don't want to be in the entertainment circle in the future. Let's buy a house here, no, we need to build a villa by ourselves, and then go southeast to pick chrysanthemums." Before she could finish speaking, Qin Ze interjected, "Sit in Fenglin Wan."

Qin Baobao said angrily, "Get lost, let's get down to business."

"The real thing is..." Qin Ze patted his sister's forehead: "Don't commit Wenqing disease, it's unrealistic."

"Why."

"First of all, if you want to build a villa, you have to get the foundation approved. However, you are not a local registered permanent residence. If you can't get the foundation approved, you can spend money to buy it in the past, and you can build it however you like. Now you make some connections and build a big villa, and someone will report it later. You. Don’t look at the richness of the countryside now, but the eye sockets are shallow, and there are more and more people who don’t see good people. If you want to build a house here, you need to ask the consent of the neighbors. Yes, you have to spend some money. If the neighbors are jealous and unwilling, you can't even try to put a brick on it."

"We city people always yearn for the rural life and envy the rural people. In fact, we don't have back pain when we stand and talk. Fortunately, my mother brings me to live in the country for a few months every year. I really am not as leisurely as the city people say. , Hermit life. When I was young, someone raised chickens, ducks and geese, and the yard must be smelly. When it rained, it would be a flying boat with dung hitting the water and waves. It’s not like now where there are many factories and the country people are begging for life in the fields. The loess is facing the sky, and I have time to enjoy the natural scenery. I am tired. No matter how cold it is in winter or how hot it is in summer, I have to go to the fields when I have to go to the fields. Why do people from the city come to the countryside? After sitting and eating, they still have to go back to the city work."

"We are rich. We can spend eight lifetimes in the country, but there is a lack of supplies in the country. There are no 24-hour convenience stores, no shopping malls, no subways, and restaurants in Thailand, Japan, Korea, and France. What do you want? and a Starbucks, and have to drive to town to buy it."

"I, I'll just say it casually, why are you dampening my enthusiasm like this?" Qin Baobao was dazed and at a loss, and glanced at his younger brother: "What's wrong with you?"

Qin Ze shook his head, standing in front of a tombstone, expressionless