My Sister is a Big Star

At the end of May, the sun was shining brightly.

The emerald green mountains are overlapping, and the leaves are shining with colorful halos.

The mountains are steep and the strange rocks stand tall. One person and one horse are walking slowly on the rugged mountain trail.

A coquettish beauty in colorful clothes sits on the back of a horse, bathing in the sun. The heavy chest can hold several catties of style.

The camera turns from the woman's front face to the side face, then to the back, and then slowly pulls up to include the undulating mountains.

In the grass not far above the head, several pairs of eyes were watching the beauty and the horse.

After a while, he quietly retracted into the bushes, and the branches and leaves shook slightly.

There is a wooden house on the top of the mountain, and a group of trail-shearing thieves are entrenched.

"Second leader, there is a woman at the foot of the mountain, who passed by here alone, should we take her captive to have a good time?"

The spies came back to report.

"Second master, do you think he is an officer or soldier?"

"Will the officers and soldiers send women? No matter how many such officers and soldiers there are, we can still make them fertilize and escape."

There was a roar of laughter.

This group of thieves were peasants from nearby villages who had been oppressed by the government and turned into bandits. Every day I was worried that the government would send troops to clean it up. In fact, in this precipitous land, not to mention caravans, even pedestrians were rare, and the government didn't even bother to take care of them.

The thieves are more like peasants, each of them is described as sloppy, and the boss is even more sloppy, unkempt, and full of unreliable atmosphere.

Claiming to be a helper!

Amidst all the laughter, the woman leading the horse came uninvited, with lotus steps, her waist twisted, and the charm of a mature woman was shaken out immediately.

The second master shouted loudly: "Who is it?"

"Can't everyone see that I am a woman?" The woman took a sip from the water bag on her waist.

"What are you doing here, do you want the brothers to send you the loneliness tonight?"

There was laughter everywhere.

"Weary from the journey,

I want to find a shelter to rest and wash off the wind and dust on my body. "

"Do you know what this place is?" The second leader shot a bright light in his eyes.

The woman glanced at the group of ragged guys, the weapons in their hands were either hoes or sickles, and they were poor and poor.

She winked and said, "I'm afraid that your embroidery needles may look useless."

A poor mess.

The second master became angry, and waved his hands to let the younger brothers capture Miss Hua.

Unexpectedly, with a wave of Hua girl's sleeves, a gust of wind suddenly whipped up, blowing over several thieves who were running up.

The woman popped out a string of copper coins and landed on the head of the second master, saying word by word: "Where the peach blossoms pass, no grass will grow, and the money will fall, and the head will not be guaranteed!"

The face of the second head changed: "The thirteenth mother of spring."

Everyone changed color in unison, and dispersed in a hurry.

"Crack!"

Mo Yu nodded in satisfaction: "This paragraph can pass."

Hearing this, Feng Rui let out a long sigh of relief, and wiped the sweat from his white forehead with his sleeves.

As soon as the filming started, this plot went through three times, and the fourth time was finally filmed.

The reason for the first three times was that Zheng Qilong, who played the role of the second master, laughed, and the reason for the last two times was her. Mr. Qin said that when she came with a horse, she walked too seriously, and the thirteenth lady in the script was fierce and flirtatious. Coexisting banshees.

Walking should swing the waist, twist the buttocks, how coquettish and coquettish. For this reason, Mr. Qin stuffed her with two breast pads, abruptly raising her from B-level to C-level, which is only one line away from the D-level boss.

Forcibly raise the realm.

"Is the scene set up?" Qin Ze asked.

"Okay." The staff responded.

The crew is in a famous tourist attraction in Gyeongsang Province, where there are high mountains and beautiful scenery, which can be used to film the plot of Wuxing Mountain. The key is that there are caves here, which are also one of the tourist attractions.

A group of people rushed into the house, and the room was set up as a simple and simple video studio.

This is when the first act really begins.

The beginning of the story is in the famous Wuzhi Mountain. The rebellious Monkey King wanted to hide Tang San and eat meat. The merciful Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't get used to it. He came to suppress Monkey King under Wuzhi Mountain by the order of Tathagata Buddha. years as punishment.

Qin Ze had read the original work, which was set in a desert, and the reason why he revised the script was because of the serious flaws in the scenes and some logic aspects of the original work. Then there are the lines. After all, in some old movies, many lines are not suitable for the current environment. It sounds embarrassing to listen to, so Qin Ze revised them all and changed them into lines that young people will smile after hearing it.

He discarded the chaff and kept the chaff to make the movie perfect.

For the opening scene, I was going to use special effects to do it.

The battle between Monkey King and Guanyin is destined to be exciting and spectacular.

The merciful Guanyin Bodhisattva is played by Wang Zijin, a dignified oval-faced beauty.

Qin Ze gave her a few lines and asked her to recite them, which she had already memorized.

Wang Zijin was very happy when she learned that she was going to play Guanyin. She didn't want to play some flirtatious jean like Qin Baobao.

Wang Zijin changed into the costume prepared by the props team and appeared on the stage. In an instant, he amazed all the gay men present.

Holding the jade bottle in hand, stepping on the jade lotus platform, the white clothes are fluttering, dignified and beautiful, and the makeup is holy and majestic.

Especially when the corners of her mouth curled up and she showed a smile, it seemed that people saw the Virgin Mary bah, Guanyin Bodhisattva.

The ten minutes of lines and rivalry scenes are actually just gestures in the air, with special effects added in post-production.

It's easy, once and for all.

Holding her skirt, Wang Zijin walked down from the Yulian Terrace, turned around in front of Qin Ze, and said with sparkling eyes, "It looks good, Ze!"

Qin Ze nodded vigorously and gave a thumbs up: "It's as beautiful as a fairy."

On both sides of the waist, Qin Baobao and Su Yu pinched hard at the same time, the pain was so painful that he almost burst into tears.

Well, I was flanked by my sister and Teddy.

Qin Ze = Sandwich.

Wang Zijin turned a blind eye to the little actions of the two, and smiled gently: "If it looks good, I will show you how to wear it later."

Qin Baobao sneered: "I'm afraid there is no chance."

Su Yu: "Think too much."

Wang Zijin: "??"

Qin Ze said with a dry smile: "Sister Zijin, listen to me, the role of Guanyin in the movie is only a flash in the pan, and your movie has already been filmed."

Sadness appeared in Wang Zijin's eyes.

Qin Baobao sighed: "The supporting roles are all Zijin like this."

Su Yu added a knife: "Director, add a chicken leg to her box lunch."

Wang Zijin's eyes were rippling, and he looked at Qin Ze pitifully.

Qin Ze: ""

Shut up, please, is it interesting to add fuel to the fire?

Aren't you two like fire and water? What's the matter with such a tacit understanding?

Wang Zijin was very disappointed. It was rare for her to act in a friendly role. It was the first time in her life to make a movie. Of course, she knew that her skills were limited and it was impossible to give her a role that was too important, but it was only ten minutes?

Probably too little.

This is the standard king · walk-on · Zijin.

Very angry.

"Then, what about the two of them?" Wang Zijin took Qin Ze's hand.

"My part hasn't arrived yet, but let me tell you, I'm no less than the second female lead." Su Yu was proud.

"How strange, I'm still number one." Qin Baobao rolled his eyes at Su Yu.

Qin Ze's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately looked at Wang Zijin. Sure enough, Miss Zijin's face was calm, neither happy nor sad.

But Qin Ze, who was familiar with her, knew that she was angry.

The vinegar jar was overturned.

When the two of them went to the cubicle to change clothes, Qin Ze hurriedly explained, "Sister Zijin, I don't think the protagonist's success has anything to do with the number of roles in the scene. Although you have a part in the role, the moment you appear on the stage is simply amazing. The role of Guanyin I admire you the most."

Wang Zijin glanced at him sideways: "I also know that Guanyin is a scheming person."

Qin Ze: ""

If you insist on giving up on yourself like this, what can I do.

Hey, I hope the three of you can live in harmony and don't fight.

In the following time, Wang Zijin really didn't talk to him, and when he took the initiative to talk, Wang Zijin would turn his head aside, pretending to be casually looking at the scenery.

My sister and Teddy were all smiling, as if they were very happy.

In the whole plot of Marble Mountains, there will be many scenes, divided into daytime scenes and night scenes. On the first day of arrival, the boats and cars were exhausting, and the condition of the actors and crew was not very good. When the progress reached the spring and Shisanniang checked whether there were three moles on the soles of all the thieves, it was almost dark.

Entering the night, it is the stage of fighting wits and courage between the thief and Chun Shisanniang. Here, Qin Ze added a few minutes of scenes. The thief tried various methods and various show operations, and finally stunned Chun Shisan mother.

Chun Shisanniang, who fell into a coma, showed her original shape. It turned out that the whole part of the spider collapsed, and the filming was not ideal.

After several hours of shooting over and over again, Qin Ze was not satisfied.

Fortunately, making a movie does not follow the script. The movie is shot piece by piece and edited later.

Qin Ze simply asked everyone to skip to the second night's plot and try it out. On the second night, Bai Jingjing appeared, played by Li Wei!

This episode is also fraught.

"The script was handed over to you. It took nearly half a month, and your characters got along too badly." Mo Yu was furious on the set.

There were group performers, artists from Tianfang, and artists invited by other companies.

Being scolded by Mo Yu.

During this process, Qin Baobao, Su Yu, and Wang Zijin sat in a row, eating melon seeds, fruits, and playing with their mobile phones.

Su Yu frantically asked the owner of the Houshan business district for a pair of poker cards.

Three people fighting the landlord.

They don't seem to be out to make movies, but rather to travel.

"Why haven't you appeared yet?" Wang Zijin asked.

The plot changed again and again, and he didn't see Qin Baobao, the heroine, appearing in a daze.

"I'm still behind, this script is getting long." Qin Baobao was very determined.

The only harvest tonight is that the plot of "Roast Chicken" was filmed smoothly.

That's right, it's the plot of kicking eggs in a samba dress.

This plot was very successful, and everyone laughed wildly after filming.

Sister and the others were extremely nervous.

As soon as the director yelled "click", the three of them rushed over to ask their relatives.

"Where does it hurt, tell my sister." Qin Baobao unscrewed a bottle of water and poured it under Qin Ze's crotch.

"Is it burning? The fire is so big, are the props reliable?" Wang Zijin frowned repeatedly.

"Hey, let me rub it for you." Su Yu stretched out his hand, and said, "Sit and sigh with your hands on your vagina."

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

Two slaps slapped away.

Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin glared: "Don't be ashamed."

Su Yu rolled his eyes, when the old lady chirped and chirped again, you two were still illiterate.

Qin Ze quickly said that he was fine, the protection measures were very good, even if it was burned three times, it would still be intact.

The sisters breathed a sigh of relief.

The fire was too big just now, which made them a little frightened.

After the filming ended, the crew stayed on the mountain for the night. Qin Ze and his sisters took the cable car down the mountain, drove the car rented by the rental company, and took them back to the hotel.

"Everyone is tired, let's go to bed early." In the elevator, he said dryly.

The three older sisters didn't answer, Qin Baobao leaned against the car and pretended to play with his mobile phone. Wang Zijin went all out, she hugged Qin Ze's arm, squinted at Su Yu and Qin Baobao.

Su Yu rolled his eyes.

There is something called "murderous aura" pervading the car.

Qin Ze was stunned, what's wrong with this, what's with the atmosphere of scratching his face when he disagreed with each other?

When I didn't know, they had a conflict again?

Was it because Dou Dizhu made a knot, or did he have a rift when he greeted little Qin Ze?