My Sister is a Big Star

Su Yu frowned, imagining the scene of her fighting with Qin Baobao, Xueba Teddy analyzed the heights of both parties, and felt that he had no disadvantages, so he was not afraid immediately.

"Will your sister hit me when she sees me in your room?" she asked.

"Probably not." Qin Ze was very apprehensive.

Surely, she would tear you apart if she knew you climbed into my bed in the middle of the night.

"I'm not afraid of her hitting me." Su Yu was full of confidence.

Girl, where does the confidence come from?

"Let me tell you, I won't hide in the toilet and closet. I haven't done anything wrong." Su Yu hugged her chest.

hideout

Hiding in the closet is a sad story. He remembered the night when he moved to a new house, and slept in the closet in the cold night. The heartless sister Zijin forgot him that night, and didn't wake him up in the middle of the night to tell him to go back to his room to sleep.

And it's not safe to hide in the closet. If you are found out, wouldn't it be self-inflicted.

He smiled calmly, took out the script from his bag, and threw it to Su Yu: "It's okay, let's talk about the script."

It's too lousy to hide in the closet or something.

The lesson of the past, the teacher of the future.

Similarly, the experience of predecessors is an example for future generations to learn from.

Qin Ze strode forward to open the door, and was surprised again. The tall and charming sister standing at the door was Wang Zijin.

She was also wearing a bathrobe, her hair was still wet, and her face was blushed, making her face look like a red apple, and she really wanted to take a bite.

"Sister Zijin, why are you here!" Qin Ze's smile gradually disappeared.

I'll go, why is it Miss Zijin.

Isn't she ignoring me? Isn't she angry?

Wang Zijin coquettishly cast a charming white eye.

Why did I come, you don't know?

Of course, he came here to find Qin Ze Wencun. Isn't it normal to find a boyfriend to sleep with?

But she is simply sleeping.

Wang Zijin stepped in and saw Su Yu sitting on the sofa.

The smile on Wang Zijin's face gradually became ferocious.

"Why is she here?" Wang Zijin glanced at Qin Ze.

"Let's talk about the script." Qin Ze said seriously.

"Talk about the script? What's there to talk about?" Wang Zijin said in a deep voice.

"It's her first time acting, she doesn't know what to do," Qin Ze said.

Su Yu glanced at Wang Zijin, ignored her, and sat on the sofa like a queen, putting pressure on her.

"Have you finished chatting? Get lost after chatting." Wang Zijin was full of domineering.

"It's just the beginning, and I feel like I won't stop talking until dawn." Su Yu confronted each other.

Wang Zijin sat on Qin Ze's lap, wrapped his arms around his neck, nodded, and said in a serious tone: "You guys talk, I'll take a look and learn by the way."

Qin Ze was shocked at the time.

Sister Zijin must have been stimulated today, how dare she do this?

We agreed to be salted fish together, why did we suddenly become hardened.

Could it be that she sensed something and declared her sovereignty in front of Su Yu?

Su Yu's eyes shot out a sharp light, he clenched his small fists, and gritted his teeth secretly.

In front of me, sitting on my man's lap.

OK, you finally got your revenge.

Su Yu felt that there was a Hulunbeier prairie above his head.

Qin Ze was very upset.

"Then that's it? We'll talk about the script another day, I'm a little tired."

It's not an excuse, I'm really tired and I want to sleep.

Wang Zijin was overjoyed when he heard this, and squinted at Su Yu.

That chasing look made Su Yu very unhappy.

"Qin Ze, my mind is full of acting. If you don't teach me, I will be so entangled that I won't be able to sleep." Su Yu frowned, looking very pitiful.

You don't need to learn, you're an actor now.

"It's funny, talking about the script won't wait until tomorrow? It's shameless to come to the men's room to talk about the script in the middle of the night." Wang Zijin mocked.

"Why can Lao Liu talk about the script, but I can't?"

"You know what you're thinking, you need to wear a bathrobe when talking about scripts?" Wang Zijin squinted.

Su Yu is angry, you are the only one who squints, right? I will too.

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Qin Ze silently covered his face.

Your beauty is not as good as mine.

"Boom boom boom!"

The furtive knocking came again.

Su Yu and Wang Zijin looked at the door and at Qin Ze at the same time.

Qin Ze blasted the blame violently: "It must be my sister, the sound of the two of you arguing startled her."

After speaking, he opened the door immediately.

Qin Ze felt calm in his heart, with the calmness of not being overwhelmed by debts, and knew that his sister would come.

Open the door, sure enough, there is a tall and charming beauty at the door.

Seeing Qin Ze, he smiled before saying a word, and the radiance like a star was rippling with secret joy and pleasure.

Qin Ze sighed silently, maybe my name is not Qin Ze, but my name is Miss, everyone wants to fuck me.

Come on, everyone, come on miss.

The corner of Qin Ze's mouth twitched. It's a bathrobe again, can't it be neater?

Taking advantage of his sister's coquettish tone, before saying "little red man, my sister is sleeping with you" and "little red man, I'll take advantage of you again tonight", Qin Ze turned his side slightly so that his sister could see the competition inside. Teddy Vs Pharaoh in acting and eye skills.

The smile on the elder sister's face is gradually ferocious +2.

"Why are you here?" Qin Baobao said with a dark face.

"Let's talk about the script!" Su Yu said lightly.

Qin Baobao looked at Wang Zijin.

"Watch them chatting about the script." Wang Zijin was more calm.

Su Yu: ""

Qin Ze: ""

"What are you doing here?" the two women asked back.

"I'll come and see if my brother is sleeping well and kicking the quilt." Qin Baobao said nonsense.

Su Yu immediately looked at Qin Ze, and said to himself, they really are siblings.

Qin Ze looked left and right: "It's late at night, let's"

"Let's play cards, I can't sleep anyway." Su Yu said.

She is an outsider now, and she can easily be dismissed by the reason of "It's late at night, let's talk about the script tomorrow".

Wang Zijin and Qin Baobao looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

The playing cards that Su Yu bought for ten yuan in the scenic spot finally came into play.

Wang Zijin cast a look at Qin Baobao: "Close the door."

Qin Baobao understood: "Understood!"

Qin Ze: ""

My Teddy, IQ is completely blown out, and Gongdou skills are still not full.

Qin Ze burst into tears in his heart.

Chasing away a teddy, the atmosphere in the room did not relax. The two girlfriends looked at each other, each with their own plots brewing in their minds.

Be sure to drive the other party away.

Put your hands on your knees, keep your back straight, and look straight ahead. Qin Ze sat obediently in the standard elementary school student sitting posture.

"Boom boom boom!"

There was a knock on the door, and Su Yu came back after taking the poker cards and found that the door was locked.

Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin gave Qin Ze a look to let him experience it for himself.

Qin Ze read the same meaning from the eyes of the two: if you dare to open the door, you will die.

"I'm asleep." Qin Ze said.

"Fuck, where are they?" Su Yu shouted.

"They left too."

"Qin Ze, open the door for me."

silence.

"Qin Ze, you don't open the door, do you? Let's see who regrets it."

silence.

"Qin Ze you"

"Coming!"

Qin Ze hurriedly ran to open the door.

Su Yu glared at him viciously at the door, and was not surprised to see two women in the room.

"Play poker!" Su Yu threw the poker on the table.

"What did you want to say just now?" Qin Baobao's eyes were narrowed, and the long and curled eyelashes became more and more obvious.

"Qin Ze, you bastard." Su Yu, who was almost cheated, smiled, then turned to Qin Ze and said, "I almost scolded just now, I'm sorry."

What you said is like my sister saying that knocking on the door to see if I'm sleeping well is the same reason.

Qin Ze complained in his heart, Jia pretended to be fine, and let out a chuckle.

The four of them sat down to play cards, Qin Ze was drowsy, his mind was not working, and he made frequent tricks.

They are playing with money, and whoever loses will transfer money through Alipay. (Jack Ma quickly give me the advertising fee)

Qin Ze lost more than ten thousand oceans in half an hour.

At this time, Wang Zijin threw out four K's aggressively, Qin Ze held four A's in his hand, and ate her when he saw the opportunity.

Wang Zijin immediately repented, saying that he had made a mistake and had to start over.

Qin Ze was taken aback for a moment, and said, okay.

Sure enough, it's black who is close to ink, and after staying with her sister for a long time, sister Zijin has also somewhat contracted the bad habit of cheating.

Su Yu pressed her hand, and said displeasedly: "I have no regrets about playing the card, I can't accept it, Qin Ze, right?"

Wang Zijin looked at him: "Ah Ze, let me pass?"

Su Yu also looked at him.

Qin Ze: (￣￣;)

Yes, but.

It's not a multiple-choice question, it's a free proposition.

Qin Ze refused to answer.

"The family didn't say anything, so what do you want to say?" Wang Zijin insisted on taking back his cards.

"If you can't afford it, don't play it." Su Yu sneered: "I hate those who play cards and regret it the most. You are short in stature and short in thinking. Your facial features are flat and your chest is even flatter."

Su Yu seized the opportunity to mad at Wang Zijin, to get revenge for her closing the door and teasing her just now. As for why she knew it was Wang Zijin who did it because Qin Baobao just gave her a look.

Su Yu was famous for her poisonous tongue, even Qin Baobao couldn't beat her, chattering and mocking her for a long time.

"Snapped!"

Wang Zijin suddenly scalped her.

Su Yu was stunned.

Qin Ze carelessly missed a beat.

Wang Zijin said lightly: "There is a mosquito on your head, I misread it."

Qin Ze: ""

Su Yu got angry, and waved her back a scalp.

With a slap, it cut on Qin Ze's head.

Qin Ze smiled exhaustedly, "Don't make trouble."

I received a miracle with this slap, and I received a full score.

"You dare to hit him." Wang Zijin slapped Qin Ze's head with a backhand.

"Me, why did I hit me?" Qin Ze was stunned, he didn't answer, it was too late.

"After all, it's not easy to hit a girl." Wang Zijin pouted.

Qin Ze smiled with forgiveness: "That's it."

Qin Baobao bowed his head and said, "You should have cried just now."

When Su Yu thought about it, it made sense, and his big eyes were immediately fogged up.

Qin Ze felt that he was empty from the inside out, and really wanted to go home and sleep. Mom, I want to go home, I don't want to film anymore.

Feeling the awkwardness of the atmosphere, Qin Ze rubbed his temples. As a man, he must be prepared to act as a lubricant at all times.

"Playing cards doesn't mean anything, let me tell you some jokes." Qin Ze said.

"You still tell jokes?" Wang Zijin was taken aback.

"Okay." Su Yu stopped crying.

Only Qin Baobao's expression changed: "Don't, don't let him tell jokes."

"Why?" Wang Zijin asked.

"He didn't speak well." Qin Baobao said.

It's a dirty and cold joke, it's always embarrassing to listen to.

Qin Ze was not convinced: "Because I have only told jokes to my sister, so I am not very proficient, and the jokes are not particularly good."

Wang Zijin thought to himself: Do you want to take over even jokes, you black-hearted maggot? Brother is not allowed to tell jokes to other girls?

Su Yu thought to himself: You don't let him talk, but I want to listen.

"I'll listen, tell me." The two spoke in unison.

Making one's own woman laugh is also a quality that a man should have, although there are a bit too many of them.

Qin Ze pondered for a while, and said: "In a certain month of the year, when foreigners invaded the capital, the emperor was frightened and escaped with his people, leaving spies in the city to check the situation. The next day, the spies cried like the emperor: Your Majesty, The enemy's integrity is lost, and they commit all kinds of crimes, such as rape and looting."

He paused, holding back a smile: "Di Renjie was furious: When did I fuck a zombie?"

After the joke was told, he looked at his sisters expectantly.

Wang Zijin: "??"

Su Yu: "???"

Qin Baobao held his forehead.

"Isn't it funny? Di Renjie." Qin Ze was depressed.

"Then I'll tell you a funnier one," he said.

Wang Zijin and Su Yu nodded expectantly.

"A certain pregnant woman had dystocia, and the situation was urgent. Her husband was running around in a hurry outside. After a long time, the surgeon came out, and the man hurried up to ask about the situation. The doctor shook his head and sighed: The child was not saved. Guess what happened when the man lost all hope." Qin Ze sold Closed.

The sisters shook their heads.

Qin Ze said: "At this time, the doctor laughed: I'm lying to you, both of them are dead."

Qin Ze laughed out loud.

Hahaha, laugh at me, laugh at me.

"Oh, I'm so sleepy all of a sudden, I'm going to sleep first."

"I'm exhausted, go to bed."

"Why!"

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