My Sister is a Big Star

Qin Ze didn't sleep well at night, he had an indescribable dream, and was awakened by the murderous look in his crotch.

reach out and touch...

"Assi."

Qin Ze lifted the quilt, a carp straightened up, took out a few paper towels to wipe clean, got out of bed, took out new boxers from the closet and put them on.

He looked at the boxers in his hand with a dazed look on his face, so... is he full of energy?

This thing for men is like a woman's aunt, it comes every month, but men can release it manually, while women can only endure it passively.

It can be seen that between men and women, initiative and passivity are inherently doomed.

How many years ago.

It's still possible to encounter such a thing.

I remember that he came here a few times except for the period of adolescence. Later, when he was in junior high school, his classmates used mp4 to watch the magical romance movies from Dongying Fusang. Opened the door to a new world.

And then never had that experience again.

Nima seems to be only three days, the treasury is full?

Yes, it means that I am making money every day.

Qin Ze threw the boxers on the ground, patted his waist in satisfaction, and said in a low voice: "Son, tell me, if you want to sleep in Zijin's mother's house or Su Yu's mother's house tonight, Papa will definitely satisfy you."

After changing into the sportswear, he sent a message to Wang Zijin, and after a while, there was the sound of the door opening in his sister's room.

Qin Ze saw Wang Zijin coming out with two dark circles under his eyes, straight eyes, disheveled hair, and a dazed oval face, obviously not awake.

"What's the matter with this appearance? What time did you sleep last night?" Qin Ze said.

"About twelve o'clock," Wang Zijin yawned, "Your sister really beat me to death."

"How did you make such a fuss?" Qin Ze was startled.

"Let's chat, chattering endlessly, I fell asleep, and woke me up several times."

Qin Ze thought for a while, "Anyway, my sister won't wake up until seven o'clock, why don't we go back to the room and sleep? At worst, you won't go to the company in the morning."

Wang Zijin rolled his eyes at him, "I don't want it."

From 5:30 to 7:00, the morning exercise was over, Qin Ze went to the breakfast shop to buy food, and Wang Zijin went to the supermarket next door.

Soon she came out with a plastic bag containing two bags of instant noodles.

Walking side by side to the neighborhood, Qin Ze asked curiously through the mask, "Why are you buying instant noodles?"

"It's for you."

"Me? I don't eat instant noodles."

"It's not eating," Wang Zijin smiled slyly: "Kneel."

Qin Ze: "!!!"

Wang Zijin said: "If you break a piece of instant noodles, you will be fined for another ten minutes. Learn about the new kneeling method."

Qin Ze said angrily, "What did I do wrong?"

Wang Zijin hummed, "Why did you knock on her door last night?"

Qin Ze: "I just want to test if she's asleep, and when she's asleep, I'll come to your room...Who knows that I haven't slept with you yet, you've already been slept by her."

Wang Zijin blushed and said angrily, "Sleep with you big-headed ghost, vulgar."

Qin Ze: "Hehe, isn't it vulgar to call you brother?"

Wang Zijin chased and beat him all the way carrying instant noodles, and the two ran into the community like having fun.

The instant noodles were half broken before kneeling.

Qin Ze went downstairs and found Wang Zijin propping his hands on his knees, panting heavily.

Insufficient sleep, morning exercise for a long time, physical strength has long been overdrawn.

Qin Ze returned and said, "Are you tired? I told you to sleep, but I wanted to be brave."

Wang Zijin gasped: "Is it really sleeping, I can't be more tired on the bed?"

After all, it is the king who is afraid of being raped by the sun.

Qin Ze said with pity: "Idiot, you can't even hear the joke, I'll carry you upstairs."

Wang Zijin snorted, and let him hug him, wrapping his obedient arms around his neck.

Qin Ze laughed and said, "Idiot, I can't even understand the joke, what I said just now was a joke. Now you can't run away, and I will let you try Qin's acupuncture later."

Wang Zijin: "..."

She suddenly thought of a poem that fit her mood at this time: The children of Nancun deceived me to be old and weak,

I openly carried me into the bamboo, my lips were scorched and my mouth was dry, I couldn't breathe, when I came back, I sighed on my back.

Qin Ze let out a series of insanely obscene smiles.

Wang Zijin said angrily: "Ah Ze, don't be a rascal, your sister is going to wake up now."

Qin Ze: "It's okay, it's not like you don't know my speed."

King Hai Ze, a three swords a second.

Wang Zijin pouted unhappily.

"Angry? Then let me tell you a joke." Qin Ze said.

Wang Zijin shook his head violently: "No, no, I'm not angry."

Qin Ze ignored him and asked, "Ducks bark quack, sheep bark baa baa, dogs bark bark, do you know how chickens bark?"

Wang Zijin said unhappily: "Is this a joke? It's not funny at all. The cock is enough, and the mother is clucking."

Qin Ze: "No, the chicken is ahhh."

Wang Zijin was stunned for three seconds, and when he realized it, he wanted to keep a straight face, but couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Sometimes I also wonder why such a smart person and such a high-value big boss have such a hippie smiling face, not serious or unsteady at all.

But she just loves it.

After thinking about it, probably girls like lively and interesting men, and no one wants to spend a lifetime with a wooden man.

So beautiful women always meet scumbags, because scumbags can play, and introverted nerds always lament that good cabbage makes pigs arch.

The three major cancers of society: nerds, coders, and business apes.

Programmer = Otaku + Coder.

When he arrived at the door of the house, Qin Ze put her down, really wanting her to sleep in the cage in the morning and go to work again at noon.

Qin's acupuncture method is purely a joke, you can tell it's a fake from the name, the truth should be Qin's stick method.

Couples really hope that this kind of jokes can be used as a moderator, otherwise it is easy to lose passion, respect each other like a guest, and then respect each other like ice.

Qin Baobao has already woken up, after washing up, squatting on the chair by the dining table to look at the mobile phone, wearing loose bear pajamas, waiting for his brother to come back to nurse her.

My sister hasn't worn this kind of loose cartoon pajamas for a long time, but when she puts on this kind of pajamas, it seems to bring Qin Ze back to college time.

She was still the same, beautiful, charming, tall, and a bit cute after wearing bear pajamas.

Qin Ze has seen her wearing OL suits, luxurious dresses, and silk nightgowns, but only bear pajamas can allow him to find a taste of the past in his ever-changing life.

One steamed bun per person, one bowl of tofu nao, two deep-fried dough sticks.

Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin's appetite, after eating tofu nao and fried dough sticks, and two small steamed buns, they are basically full, and Qin Ze will eat the rest.

Qin Ze's appetite is at least twice that of an ordinary adult man.

After dinner, Wang Zijin went back to his room to sleep at Qin Ze's request.

Before Qin Ze opened the door, his sister pulled him, tiptoed, pecked his cheek, and whispered, "Don't lock the door at eleven o'clock in the evening."

At eleven o'clock, Wang Zijin's biological clock decided that she had fallen asleep.

Qin Ze: "..."

The elder sister who keeps her promise, said she will sleep with you tonight, but I don't want to sleep at night.

Son, dad broke his promise.

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At 9:30 p.m., Fudan University, female dormitory.

Xu Yanyan is in the headquarters. Most of the dormitory buildings in the headquarters are old houses, and they are freshmen. The accommodation conditions are not very good. In a four-person room, the upper bunk is a bed, and the lower bunk is a desk.

I heard that the accommodation conditions in the south and north districts are better. They are suites with separate bathrooms, and there are public washing machines in the dormitory buildings. But that's where the seniors who took the postgraduate entrance examination and doctor's degree live, and the freshmen who have just arrived can only live in the dormitory of the headquarters with the worst conditions.

It's like holding a meeting in the martial arts, where the senior Jianghu seniors sit, and the young heroes who are new to the Jianghu can only stand. Later, those young heroes who lived every day at a young age were all fantasies of otaku writers who were unrestrained and divorced from reality.

The girls' dormitory is cleaner than the boys' dormitory, but it's not much better. There are all kinds of clothes hanging on the balcony, and computers, books, and all kinds of cosmetics are placed on the desk.

To be a bit hypocritical, she still needs to install curtains on the bed, and she doesn't know what secret things she plans to do on the bed at night.

There are four people in the dormitory, two of them are lying on the bed applying facial mask, one is doing a pedicure, Xu Yanyan is sitting at the table, watching the video of Qin Baobao's concert on her laptop.

"Yanyan, how many times have you listened to it?" said the girl who did her nails.

"It sounds good, there are new songs in it."

"Your ears are callused." A girl who put on a mask said in a huff.

"No," Xu Yanyan said, "I'm thinking, what kind of person is Qin Ze who can create so many songs with different emotions, he should be a person with a rich emotional world."

"Then you've seen him, what do you think?" The girl who put on the mask lay on the bed, unable to move her face, she could only look sideways at Xu Yanyan.

"A very gentle person, like a warm man. He speaks softly, has bright eyes, and has a good figure. He always looks into your eyes when he speaks, giving people a very sincere and polite feeling. And he is quite humorous." Xu Yanyan recalled: "I have his WeChat, as long as I want, I can video with him."

She said it all the time, almost everyone who knew her heard it no less than ten times.

The roommates were very disdainful of her way of showing off without actual action. She probably met Qin Ze, after all, there are pictures and the truth, but adding friends and being able to video, should be a bragging act of a little girl.

Xu Yanyan's family is rich, which can be seen from her brand-name bags and expensive cosmetics that ordinary girls can't match.

But this does not prevent Xu Yanyan, the second generation of the rich, from getting along with her roommates happily, because of her generosity.

The mask that the two girls put on on the bed was given by her. Not only that, but her cosmetics are available to everyone, and she often treats guests to dinner on weekends. The rich second generation who is not airy and generous can eat everywhere.

"Yeah, we know."

"You are amazing, you can make a video with Qin Ze."

"The other big stars don't do anything, they wait for your video all day long."

Xu Yanyan was very annoyed by her roommate's ridicule and laughter. After hesitating for a moment, she opened the chat software and sent a message: "Qin Ze, are you there?"

Not surprisingly, nothing happened.

The girl who was doing her toenails came over and laughed and said, "Is it really Qin Ze? Didn't you just change the name yourself?"

The girl who sat up on the bed and looked down fell back disappointed, smoothing the mask off her face.

I said I didn't believe it, but I still had expectations.

Xu Yanyan rolled her eyes and said, "His ID is his real name."

The girl with her pedicures curled her lips: "Moments are also blocked. I can't read any information. Who knows if it's true or not."

Xu Yanyan said: "Then let's make a bet, if I can video-video with him, the three of you will take care of the hygiene of the dormitory this month, and I will also be responsible for folding my quilt."

"If you lose, you will do the cleaning this month."

Xu Yanyan hesitated for a moment, and said: "No, the three of you will share equally, and each of you can sweep for ten days at most. If I lose, it will also be ten days."

The roommates agree.

Xu Yanyan sent a video request to Qin Ze.