My Sister is a Big Star

After accepting the program group's invitation, Qin Ze drove there as scheduled on Saturday. Suzhou is very close to the Shanghai Stock Exchange. It takes 20 minutes to take the high-speed rail. If you drive, you can get there in about an hour.

The assistant director of the program team greeted him at the door in person. The assistant director's identity belongs to panacea. He is not alone in the crew. He is ranked behind the director. He is not even as high as the popular host. But it is decent and polite to use him to receive some big stars.

Entering the Provincial Taiwan Building, led by the assistant director to the rest room, it is still the same room as before, the area is not big, but the decoration is very delicate. A big name like Qin Ze must have an independent lounge.

"Before you know it, your show has been recorded to the sixth episode."

On the way, Qin Ze chatted with the assistant director. The time has come to the end of October, and the flood has returned for half a month. In half a month, he had only slept with Miss Zijin less than ten times.

fail.

Sorry Teddy Kidney.

"Yes, yes, our program team is looking forward to Mr. Qin every day." The assistant director Hua Buliuqiu replied, and Qin Ze didn't bother to talk to him.

If you listen too much to flattery, you will feel conflicted and want to hear something else. But if someone really said something to stab you, you can't wait to slap him to death.

Humans are such complex animals.

The recording time of the program was set at two o'clock in the afternoon, and it was just after noon, and there was still more than an hour left.

Qin Ze sat on the soft sofa, took a sip of water, and took out his mobile phone to scan it out of boredom.

"Brother, can you lend me fifteen thousand?"

It was a message from my cousin Jiang Cheng ten minutes ago.

"Why do you want money?" Qin Ze replied.

One thousand five oceans, pediatrics, he would hurt the chrysanthemum even if he wiped his butt. But my cousin is only a high school student, and he shouldn't have to bear financial resources that don't match his age.

It doesn't matter if the cousin is a rich second generation, Qin Ze has no objection at 15,000, but he is not. Raise him into a rich second generation who spends a lot of money, and people will be useless in the future.

"In a hurry."

"explain."

"I can't say, it's a matter of urgency anyway."

"I lost the game and am in a hurry to find a power leveling?"

"It's fine if you don't give it. I'll ask my cousin for it."

"You can ask for fifteen thousand from my cousin, and I will give you ten times."

"good."

A few minutes later, Jiang Cheng sent a message: "No, she said she wanted it from you."

Posted screenshots as evidence.

"Hehe, it's not the first day you know your cousin."

My sister is more thoughtful than him, and won't give me a dime unless I ask why.

Jiang Cheng: "I'll give her the screenshot you said [wit]"

Qin Ze: "..."

Soon, Jiang Cheng replied to his message again, sending a series of [crying] emojis: "Cousin told me to get out, and then blocked me."

Qin Ze: "You just got angry [touch your head]"

You idiot, expecting to pull your sister into the same camp with a few screenshots?

Don't make trouble, she is reluctant to scold me, she will only anger you.

In the end, Qin Ze still didn't give him the money. The kid refused to say the reason, and the purpose of asking for money was very tricky. For example, this kid's signature: In the past, it was legal to visit a brothel, and the wife had to soak in a pig cage when sleeping. It is safe to sleep with other people's wives now, but it is illegal to visit brothels. For the loss of traditional culture, I express my heartache.

One thousand and five oceans seems to be enough for a full set of big swords.

Although he claimed to have had several girlfriends, a man who has never been to the Great Sword is not a qualified man.

A child of his age is indeed full of curiosity and desire to open the door to the new world.

"Ding dong!"

message notification.

Sister: "Jiang Cheng asked you for money?"

Qin Ze: "Well, the amount is not small. I don't know what to do, and he doesn't say anything."

Sister: "Don't give it, why do high school students want so much money, and my sister-in-law and uncle will not lack his pocket money. Children at this age are the easiest to learn to be bad."

Qin Ze: "Understood, maybe my sister-in-law will blame us for giving money indiscriminately."

There is a saying that a person who attains enlightenment can ascend to heaven, but there is another saying that Dou Mien is promoted to Mi Qiu.

when you have no money,

Relatives are still relatives, and once you have a lot of money, relatives will become moths.

The principle of Qin Ze and Qin Baobao is to help only when there is difficulty, but don't expect to get rich by borrowing money.

Fortunately, the two of them were born and raised in Shanghai, and their relatives could not be said to be rich and powerful, but at least they were wealthy people with small savings. If they are in the backcountry, they will be in trouble.

After talking about this, my sister sent her another screenshot.

That is the chat record between my mother and her.

Mom: "Is there anyone you like?"

Qin Baobao: "No, your daughter's eyes are on her forehead, she only sees airplanes, but not men."

Mom: "Other people's children can make soy sauce."

Qin Baobao: "You say this as if your child doesn't know how to make soy sauce."

Mother: "Damn girl."

Qin Ze made a [thumbs up] emoji: "Sister is smart."

Qin Baobao responded with a series of "smug wearing sunglasses" emojis.

At this time, the host pushed open the door of the private room, followed by two permanent guests: Liu Li and Ning Youcheng.

In addition, there is a middle-aged foreigner.

Qin Ze: "I have something to do here, so let's not talk about it."

After he put down his phone, the host extended his hand enthusiastically: "Boss Qin, I'm looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally I'm looking forward to you."

Qin Ze got up to shake hands with him, and the host introduced him to the foreigner, Professor Smith from MIT, a strong man in the field of brain function research, and a member of the American Academy of Sciences.

Smith is a rotten surname in the United States, just like Wang Lizhang in China, everywhere.

When the host introduced Qin Ze, he was very interesting, calling him the strongest brain in the entertainment industry.

"I've seen your jigsaw puzzle, and it's amazing. Your mental arithmetic and reasoning skills are very strong." Professor Smith shook hands with Qin Ze.

IQ is a very broad concept, including observation, memory, imagination, analysis and judgment, thinking, resilience and so on.

"My father is also a professor." Qin Ze smiled.

"Tsinghua University is still Peking University." Professor Smith said.

"...we are rich." Qin Ze said.

Zhangkou is Tsinghua University or Peking University. Is the threshold for professors at Tsinghua University and Peking University so low?

After thinking about it, I can understand that he is a professor of MIT, a member of the Academy of Sciences, and a professor of an ordinary prestigious university, so he really can't be compared with him.

What Zhejiang University and Fudan University are all so-so, only Tsinghua University and Peking University can get people's eyes.

The foreign professor was slightly taken aback, probably not remembering what kind of university the University of Finance and Economics is, but he is well versed in the casual Chinese politeness: "I have long admired your name."

Whether you have heard of it or not, Professor Smith, who is half a China hand, knows the communication routines of the Chinese people. He can’t go wrong if he says “I have admired you for a long time” when you meet people. These four words are a universal communication vocabulary.

The host brought the guests over to visit, not only for chatting, but mainly for a breather and a pair of scripts. What is the content of today and how to play the game, this guest must know it well. When recording a program, the roles of the guests are second only to the contestants.

Qin Ze hadn't had time to read the script, that is, today's competition show, he was doing two things at once, chatting with the host and guests while reading the script.

The drama of the confrontation between China and foreign countries has not yet passed. Today we are playing computational analysis, spatial imagination, and logical reasoning.

When Qin Ze finished reading the script, the conversation in the room had changed from the program to life. Professor Smith said that he likes China very much and deeply feels the profoundness of Chinese culture. The most touching thing is the Chinese calendar.

"Today is Lei Feng Day, and my students and I are actively looking for opportunities to do good deeds." Professor Smith said, "But you Chinese don't seem to celebrate your own festivals very much, but enjoy our festivals very much."

"Because it's very fashionable to celebrate your festival... Wait, Lei Feng Day? I feel something is wrong." Qin Ze recalled, looked at the host and the two guests, and said in Chinese: "I really don't It's too festive, except for the familiar festivals like the Spring Festival, Chongyang and National Day, I didn't know that we still have a Lei Feng Day...."

Said, smiled awkwardly.

Liu Li laughed and said, "You don't even know Lei Feng Day? You didn't learn it when you were young. Wait, I also feel that something is wrong."

Ning Youcheng: "...today is Lei Feng Day?"

He silently took out his mobile phone, checked the calendar, and then put down the mobile phone with black lines, his expression was extremely strange, as if he was holding back a laugh, and it was very hard to hold back.

The host was the second to look at the phone, and then turned off the phone without saying a word.

Qin Ze searched the calendar curiously. Today is October 23rd, Frost's Descent!

Frost.

Lei Feng...

I might have learned fake Chinese.