My sister's name is Daji

The old city of the underworld, area b of the 18th level of hell.

"Hehe, hehehe..." A two-meter-tall man with rock-like muscles and a shirtless muscular man squatted on the ground and stared at Su Ruan with a silly smile on his face.

"Huh huh huh..." A super fat man with a body like a rubber ball, a fat belly that almost burst the ancient Chinese clothes, and a completely horizontal development, looked at Su Ruan with narrowed eyes and a smile.

Only the beautiful sister who called herself Su Daji was more normal. She touched Su Ruan's face with her fair hands and made a sound of admiration from her mouth. She looked like a meat inspector who rarely saw good pork.

Poor Su Ruan, he was accidentally smitten by the beautiful sister just now. He told all the stories about how old he was when he wet the bed, and how when he was a child, he peeped at the elder sister in the orphanage changing clothes. He was even abducted by the beautiful sister into the prisoner's residential area and became a prisoner.

For the playthings of three murderers.

"Xiao Ruan, your face is so good-looking, white and tender, you are no better than most women!" The beautiful sister pinched Su Ruan's face and said with a smile: "You said you are from A.D.

Two thousand years later, I have seen many novel things, can you tell me about them to my sister?"

Regarding his name, Su Ruan just said it casually without any explanation.

Ever since, when the beautiful sister heard that she was called "Su Ruan", she burst into laughter and then affectionately called Su Ruan "Xiao Ruan".

"Sister...sister!" Su Ruan said with a sad face: "Can you let me go back? I promise never to bother you again!"

"No!" The devil's muscular man's voice was like thunder, and Su Ruan collapsed to the ground again in fright, trembling all over.

"Young pretty boy, it's rare to see a stranger in this hellish place for thousands of years. If you don't play with me, I will eat you alive!" The devil muscleman glared at Su Ruan and stuck out his tongue to lick him.

Licking his lips, Su Ruan's little heart was so frightened that he almost ran out of the back door.

"Xiang Shitou, shut up!" The beautiful sister also glared, but she was staring at that devilish muscular man.

"Xiao Ruan is born timid and cannot withstand being scared. If you dare to scare him again, I will chop you alive!" While speaking, the beautiful sister gently held Su Ruan in her arms, with a look of pity on her face.

concentrated.

Soft! Fragrant!

The beauty sister's embrace was so lethal that it extinguished the fear in Su Ruan's heart, turning it into a squirming little insect, gently teasing Su Ruan's young heart.

"Hey, this guy is timid, but he's not timid!" Seeing Su Ruan's face, the super fat man showed a smile of enjoyment, and his head was still inconspicuously moving in the arms of the beautiful sister,

The thief smiled and said: "Sao Fox, you have found a good toy now! This boy looks timid and harmless, but in fact he is a little naughty boy, which is very suitable for you!"

The beautiful sister's face turned slightly red. She wanted to be angry, but she couldn't get angry. She wanted to push Su Ruan away, but she was reluctant to do so. She felt quite embarrassed for a while.

However, Su Ruan is said to have a character that is not enterprising, his life goal is to eat and die, and appreciating beautiful women, especially appreciating big breasts, is his biggest hobby.

To talk about how much Su Ruan loves big boobs, there is a bloody and unforgettable example.

Not long ago, he was hit and killed because he turned around to admire a pair of big boobs trembling and waving at him. As a result, he crossed the road without looking at the car...

When something happens, Su Ruan's first reaction is not to find a way to solve it, but to be afraid. But if there is a guillotine in front of him, and there is a big-boobed sister waving to him on the guillotine, then he will forget his fear and overcome all difficulties.

Rushing to the guillotine. The reason for the provocation period is that as an orphan, he lacked maternal love since childhood. He had only heard that big breasts were soft, elastic and slippery, but he had never seen them, let alone touched them with his own hands.

It has to be said that Su Ruan's life is indeed like the cups on the tableware, as pitiable as he wants.

Now, the demonic muscleman who threatened to eat him alive was right in front of him, but Su Ruan completely forgot where he was, forgot that he was about to die, and was completely immersed in the soft embrace of the beautiful sister...

The movement of his head became larger and larger, and the expression on Su Ruan's face became more and more intoxicated.

The beautiful sister finally couldn't stand it anymore, and her good impression of Su Ruan completely dissipated. A fierce light flashed in her eyes, and she raised her hand to pat him down.

"Mom!" A soft murmur sounded. Su Ruan was unaware of the danger in the outside world and actually fell asleep in the arms of her beautiful sister.

The heart that had been silent for a long time suddenly moved, and the beautiful sister's raised jade hand suddenly stopped there, unable to fall down.

The expressions on the faces of the devil muscleman and the super fat man next to him also gradually faded, and their gazes towards Su Ruan changed slightly.

As both a fallen person in the world, the word "Mom" in Su Ruan's mouth carries a deep sense of nostalgia, but also reveals infinite pain. Only those who have also experienced life and death, and are full of hope and unwillingness in their hearts, can understand.

"Hey!" The devil muscleman sighed deeply and said with emotion: "This kid is also a miserable person!"

"Not only did you suffer in life, but you are still bullied after death!" The super fat man raised his head and looked at the cage-like mountain walls around him, and said calmly: "It has been tens of thousands of years since you and I successively killed the stewards here.

No one is here. This kid has obviously just entered the underworld not long ago, but he was assigned here. Someone is obviously trying to harm him!"

"Stop talking and let him sleep for a while!" The beautiful sister continued to hug Su Ruan and said softly and firmly: "As long as I am not out of my mind, no one can bully him in the future!"

One day on earth is one year in hell.

Su Ruan seemed to have had the most comfortable dream. In the dream, she saw her mother, whom she had never met before. She was acting coquettishly and laughing in her arms. It was so pleasant.

When I opened my eyes, I finally saw my mother's face clearly. It turned out to be so beautiful, so... Uh, wait, why is this face so familiar?

"Ah..." There was a scream like a ghost, and Su Ruan jumped up suddenly, finally remembering where he was.

"Boy, come over here and sit down!" Seeing Su Ruan wake up, the super fat man raised his finger and pointed at a big rock in front of him, and said with a sullen face: "Have a good chat with us and let you go. Otherwise, the three of us will

I ate you!"

"Oh!" For a coward like Su Ruan, intimidation is always the most effective, so he immediately ran over and sat down.

The beautiful sister chuckled and shook her head. She also stood up and walked to sit next to Su Ruan, with a slight blush on her face.

If anyone observes carefully, they will find that the most protruding part of the beautiful sister's chest... has a faint saliva mark on her clothes.

"We already know that your name is 'Suruan' and you are the new steward here. So, as the prisoners you are responsible for guarding, it is necessary for us to introduce ourselves!"

Although the super fat man was also sitting on a big rock, his sitting posture was powerful and domineering, like a generation of emperors sitting on a dragon throne and looking down at the ministers. He said lightly: "I am... My name is Ying Zheng. I am from the Qin State. You call me Fat."

Just brother."

Ying... Ying Zheng! Isn't this the name of Qin Shihuang?

Su Ruan's head suddenly went crazy again. He couldn't understand why the prisoners here liked to use the names of those famous people. First it was Su Daji, and now there was Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng. Next, the devil's muscular man would not be named Shi.

Wasinger!

The super fat man could naturally tell what Su Ruan was thinking, and said with a hint of loneliness in his majestic tone: "I am indeed the Qin Shihuang you call me, and the person next to you is indeed the enchantress Su Daji in the late Yin and Shang Dynasties. This

It’s not a secret in the underworld. There is a person in Area A next to us who is more powerful than us, and he almost killed the Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor. When you stay here for a long time, you will naturally know everything."

"Boy, my name is also well-known!" The devil muscleman on the side raised a round stone as big as a tabletop with one hand and said proudly: "I am so powerful that I can conquer the world. I am a hero with an immortal spirit. I swear to fight with you."

Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, is the enemy of heaven and earth!"

Xiang Yu shouted so loudly that Su Ruan rolled off the stone in fright.

It's amazing that the three gentlemen here are really famous people in history, and each one is more ruthless than the other. No wonder Brother Guandong said that they are all vicious people and you must not have any contact with them!

"Don't be afraid, little Ruan, Xiang Shitou is just a big boss, he talks like thunder all the time!" The beautiful sister, who is the original and genuine enchantress Su Daji, gently helped Su Ruan up and said with a smile: "You call him.

Just Brother Shitou, he won’t hurt you!”

Before Su Ruan could calm down, the chubby Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng spoke again.

"Boy, these eighteen levels of hell used to be the busiest place. Do you know why it is like this now?" Ying Zheng didn't wait for Su Ruan to think about the answer, and said to himself: "Originally, my subordinate Bai

Qi and others were also imprisoned here, but as time went by, the prison area expanded on its own, and the prisoners here couldn't bear the loneliness and began to kill each other. In the end, only three of us were left, and then we figured it out and stopped fighting.

.But the resentment in my heart is hard to get rid of. All the ghost guards who are sent here will be torn into pieces by us as soon as they step into our prison. You are lucky, Sao Fox has taken a liking to you and wants to recognize you as his brother.

Shitou and I also like you, so we won’t kill you!"

"Prisoners are imprisoned here using a painted area. Originally they could only move around in their own caves, but over time, the prison area will expand on its own. Now the prison area for the three of us covers the entire valley, and we can barely leave the valley entrance."

Daji quickly gave Su Ruan additional explanations, which finally made Su Ruan understand something.

Next, Ying Zheng didn't give Su Ruan a chance to speak. He kept pouring out his grievances all by himself. What he said was that he was obviously an emperor on earth, but because he killed too many people, the ghosts of the underworld were overflowing, seriously affecting the normal working order, and then

He was thrown into the eighteenth level of the underworld.

Xiang Yu and Ying Zheng were similar. They both killed many people, so they were charged with obstructing official duties and arrested.

The two of them were sworn enemies. After all, it was Xiang Yu and Liu Bang who overthrew the rule of the Qin Dynasty. However, after getting along for countless years, no matter how big the grievances were, they were resolved.

Now Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu, a fat man and a stone, have a closer relationship than brothers.

As for Daji, the beautiful sister Su Ruan is most interested in, she is the one who suffers the most.

This Daji is not the nine-tailed fox spirit in "The Romance of the Gods", but a pure human being. "Sao Fox" is just the nickname given to her by Fatty Ying and Xiang Shitou.

Daji studied under the master of the Shang Dynasty, the Heavenly Mother, and acquired good skills. She also has a beauty that is shy of the moon and a clever intellect. She can be called a perfect woman.

However, Daji was ordered by her master to go to court and confuse King Zhou. Not only did she lose her precious virginity, but she also killed countless living beings without conscience. In the end, she was betrayed by her master and ended up with a tragic death.

Until her death, Daji never blamed anyone, let alone the master who betrayed her. She only blamed herself for her misfortune.

After being thrown into the eighteenth level of hell, Daji tried her best to forget the past and concentrate on practicing. She broke through the highest level of the "Nine Heavens Saint Girl Skill" in her soul state. Her cultivation level was unfathomable. Only Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu could barely equalize with her.

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The three most ferocious criminals in history unconsciously lowered their guard in front of Su Ruan and poured out their grievances one after another. They continued talking for three days and three nights.

Fortunately, Su Ruan was always very patient as long as he had someone to accompany him, so he kept listening to the story with his smiling face.

After spending three days and three nights together, Su Ruan became familiar with them and was no longer afraid.

After the three villains finished pouring out their sorrows, it was Su Ruan's turn to tell a story. This guy had no other abilities. He had been reading classics such as "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Journey to the West" in the orphanage since he was a child.

The story is very familiar.

As a result, he had no chance to be in the limelight during his lifetime, but after his death he was telling storytelling in the underworld, and the audience were all historical celebrities, which made him feel very happy.

In China, there are many classic stories that happened after the Three Kingdoms alone, as well as those foreign classic stories such as "Grimm's Fairy Tales". Su Ruan was forced to hold a personal storytelling meeting in the underworld and talked about it for more than a year.

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Now it’s better. People will develop feelings for pets after a long time, let alone getting along with humans (ghosts and ghosts).

After hanging out together for more than a year, Su Ruan was no longer afraid of Xiang Yu's loud voice and Ying Zheng's majestic posture, and even got along very closely with Da Ji. She was coaxed by her sister, making Da Ji smile every day.

Tired of telling stories, Su Ruan finally remembered that he still had a lot of unpaid wages. So he told Daji and the other three, put on his parachute, and started the long march to the new city.

It took more than a month to go back and forth, making Su Ruan as tired as a dog.

But the harvest was not small. I exchanged all my wages for various kinds of food, as well as the strong liquor Xiang Yu had been clamoring for all day long, and brought them back to Area B on the 18th floor.

After being sent to hell for millions of years, the three villains had long forgotten the taste of food. Now Su Ruan spent all his wages to go to the supermarket to buy food and bring it back to them. All three villains shed tears, and Daji even more

He hugged Su Ruan and kissed her again and again, which made Su Ruan so happy that she couldn't find her.

From then on, Daji and the three of them completely regarded Su Ruan as their biological brother and wanted to give him their heart. Su Ruan, who had no relatives, was also very kind to his two brothers and one sister.

Now he doesn't hate this exile job at all, and he still wants to go to the human resources department to thank that unintentional meddling manager Ma.

After returning from his second trip to Xincheng District to purchase food, Daji saw that Su Ruan was as tired as mud and was not traveling very fast, so she suggested that he follow Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu to practice martial arts.

The "Nine Heavens Saint Girl Kung Fu" practiced by Daji herself is a technique specially practiced by women and cannot be learned by men.

The "Huntian Baojian" that Ying Zheng practiced is said to be the emperor's martial arts left by Empress Nuwa, which shows how powerful he is.

The "Purple Thunder Divine Skill" practiced by Xiang Yu and the matching sword technique "Purple Thunder Seven Strikes" were created by the powerful Purple Thunder Immortal in the heaven. They belong to the Overlord martial arts and are equally powerful.

It's a pity that practicing "Huntian Baojian" requires Nuwa's Tianjing to supplement it, and Ying Zheng is now in a soul state, where can the Tianjing come from! So Su Ruan can only follow Xiang Yu to practice "Purple Thunder Magic", and also learn from Ying Zheng

Zheng Zheng’s unique skill - the golden gun is invulnerable!

But the question arises again, what kind of person is Su Ruan? He is a top-notch "ninth-generation inaction man"! Is it possible for him to practice martial arts hard and just wait for death?

Moreover, the difficulty of practicing martial arts in the soul state has not only increased a thousand times, but the Overlord martial arts "Purple Thunder Magic" requires a strong heart to learn well. These are more difficult for Su Ruan than killing him!

With Daji trying to persuade her and even letting Su Ruan eat some tofu, our soft-hearted brother Su Ruan spent more than two hundred years in the underworld and finally mastered the first level of the "Purple Thunder Divine Art". It's not easy.

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As for another wonderful skill, the "Invulnerable Golden Gun", although there was no use for it after learning it, Su Ruan relied on a man's heart to practice this magic skill to the highest level in a short period of time, allowing Ying to

Zhengzhi shook his head and sighed that he is a talent!

There are seven levels of "Purple Thunder Divine Art", each level corresponds to a sword technique of "Seven Strikes of Purple Thunder". Su Ruan has mastered the first level of mental technique, and then he naturally has to learn the corresponding sword technique.

Xiang Yu's sword "Thunder Sword" has long been missing. When he performs his sword skills, he directly releases thunder energy, gathers energy to form soldiers, and then directly kills people. But as for Su Ruan, he is not that high in ability.

Fortunately, Brother Shitou was considerate enough and sharpened a stone knife for him so that he could practice his sword skills.

Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. Su Ruan believed that now is a peaceful era, and it may not be useful to learn sword skills. It is enough to learn mental techniques to strengthen the body, so he stopped practicing after two days.

In fact, the most you can do to practice mind skills is running and meditating, but practicing sword skills requires you to keep swinging the knife, which is tiring!

Xiang Yu also knew what kind of character Su Ruan was, and when he couldn't persuade him, he could only continue to teach Su Ruan to practice the "Purple Thunder Divine Art" and the follow-up mental skills.

As a result, time passed so quickly that even Su Ruan couldn't remember how many years he had been in the eighteenth level of hell.

Talking about storytelling, practicing mental skills, and occasionally acting coquettishly with Sister Daji, I am not sad at all these days, which is completely in line with Su Ruan's goal of eating and waiting to die.

However, when Su Ruan had fully mastered the seven levels of "Purple Thunder Divine Art" and it only took one day to travel between the old and new cities, Xiang Yu, who was bored, took him to practice sword skills again.

Fortunately, Su Ruan's magical power was perfect, and Su Ruan's soul was now so solid that he could send out streaks of purple thunder with just a raise of his hand, so he patiently started practicing.

However, Xiang Yu increased the difficulty this time. Su Ruan had to gather his energy to form an army and use Lei Jin to create a simulated thunder knife.

With the encouragement of Sister Daji, Su Ruan started to get busy with the idea of ​​having fun out of boredom.

Several years later, Su Ruan was finally able to gather energy and form an army like Xiang Yu, using Lei Jin to condense a domineering and ferocious thunder knife in his hand, allowing Xiang Yu to experience the sense of accomplishment of being a role model. Thunderstorm

The move "Thunderstorm Killing" is very simple. It is a practical but not flashy slash. It is very simple and quick. It relies on explosive power. The higher the skill, the stronger the power will be.

However, "Seven Strikes of Purple Thunder" not only requires the support of "Purple Thunder Divine Art", but also requires the user to have unparalleled domineering power to fully exert its power. This stumped Su Ruan, who had no aura at all.

Year after year, Su Ruan has been practicing the "Purple Thunder First Strike", but Xiang Yu has always judged him as a failure, saying that he was still far away from the success of the practice.

Daji felt sorry for Su Ruan and had been trying to think of ways to help him improve his momentum. But domineering is not something you just want. If you don’t have the heart of a strong man with such heroic spirit, how can you be domineering?

It was Brother Ying Zheng who had rich experience and came up with a method of "drinking to make people cowardly".

When he was alive, Su Ruan had just come of age, and his financial situation was not good, so he never drank alcohol at all. Now that he is dead, he has a salary to receive, but every time he buys wine with his salary, he cannot touch it at all, and he has long been defeated.

Zheng and Xiang Yu were snatched away.

In order to help Su Ruan master the "Purple Thunder First Strike", Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu made up their minds not to steal wine next time, but to get Su Ruan drunk first and make him go crazy.

When Su Ruan went to collect his salary and make purchases again, Daji and the other three gave him many instructions, telling him to buy more spirits and less food.

Su Ruan always obeyed what his brothers and sisters said, and came back carrying a large bag of spirits.

That night, Daji kept urging him to drink, which made Su Ruan, who had never tasted wine, feel good.

The result... Su Ruan, whose face was red and smelled of alcohol, kicked Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu over, raised his hand to condense a thunder knife, then hugged Daji in his arms, and declared domineeringly: "Sister Daji is me.

Yes, you two cowards, get out of here!"

Good, very good, very good, finally a bit domineering as a man.

Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu immediately winked at Daji and told her to encourage Su Ruan to use the sword. As a result, after Su Ruan kissed Daji on the mouth and touched her breasts, Su Ruan, that bastard, finally used the sword. Death in a thunderstorm!"

The wind and thunder in hell surged, thunder exploded, and a purple sword light pierced the sky, slashing at the unlucky Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu with a force that created the world.

"Rumble..."

"Ah~~~" The mountains collapsed and the ground cracked, and there were strange screams. Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu had no idea that the power of Su Ruan's move would be so powerful, beyond their imagination, so they ran away with their tails between their legs.

Daji was also frightened by Su Ruan, and because she had been kissed and touched by him before, her face was already red and she was very shy. When she saw Su Ruan hacking and slashing like crazy, she also ran away.

In fact, they don't know if Su Ruan has been in the underworld for so many years and has long since worn away all the bad luck in his body. Now he is in good health and can perform exceptionally well.

After another round of hacking and slashing, the drunkenness subsided a bit and Su Ruan finally stopped.

In the innermost valley of Area B on the 18th floor of Hell, there is a small pond. Su Ruan usually goes there to soak his feet when he is bored. Now that he is dizzy and has regained some consciousness, Su Ruan naturally wants to wash his feet at the pond.

Face.

As a result, as soon as she walked to the pond, Su Ruan smelled a faint fragrance, which was even more attractive than the smell of Sister Daji.

"Eh? What is this? Sunflower?" Su Ruan, whose eyes kept wandering, mistook a red lotus blooming for no reason in the pond as a sunflower.

"Hmm...it smells so good!" Su Ruan stepped into the pond and touched the lotus. Without any politeness, Su Ruan pulled off a newly mature lotus pod next to it and brought it close to his eyes to take a closer look.

"Uh~~" Su Ruan burped, picked out a lotus seed, and stuffed it into his mouth without thinking.

"Yes, these melon seeds are thick enough, and the taste is very fragrant, but a little bitter!" Su Ruan, who was dizzy, didn't even notice that the red lotus next to him lit up a faint flame, and started one after another.

He ate all the eighteen lotus seeds on the lotus pod.

"Why are you so petty?" Seeing that the lotus seeds were eaten, Su Ruan threw away the lotus pods and finally found that the lotus next to him was on fire.

"Holy crap! Who is so damn wicked that he even sets sunflowers on fire!" As he spoke, his hands moved. Su Ruan uprooted the red lotus flower, then turned it upside down and pressed it into the water to extinguish the fire.

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Who knew that this lotus flower was very special? There was no lotus root at the root, only a small black hole. After the lotus was pulled up, the black hole immediately produced a suction force and sucked in the water in the pond.

"Eh? Who is pulling me? Let go quickly, or I will chop you with a knife!" The suction force generated by the black hole began to pull Su Ruan, but Su Ruan, who was so dizzy, did not react at all.

Coincidentally, Daji saw Su Ruan running towards the pond. She was worried that he would fall into the pond and sleep, so she followed her. At this moment, she happened to see Su Ruan holding the burning lotus and shouting there.

Let go.

"Red lotus of karma!" Daji, who had seen a lot, screamed and immediately flew towards Su Ruan, shouting urgently: "Xiao Ruan, throw away that flower quickly!"

"Eh? Sister Daji, I want to kiss her too!" Su Ruan was still drunk at this time and couldn't turn her head around at all. She just wanted to reach out and hug Daji.

Daji quickly jumped to Su Ruan's side, slapped the red lotus from his hand, and pulled him to run to the shore.

Unfortunately, it was too late. Su Ruan arbitrarily uprooted a Karma Red Lotus that bloomed only once every calamity, and ate all eighteen lotus seeds. He committed a heinous crime and will be punished by heaven.

The small black hole at the root of the red lotus suddenly had a surge of suction, sucking both Su Ruan and Daji in in the blink of an eye. Then the red lotus automatically returned to its place, bloomed for a quarter of an hour, and then burned automatically, as if it had never appeared. Only

The water in the pool disappeared for no reason, telling that something abnormal had happened here...

ps: The first scene is a little long, but in order to explain the character of the protagonist, the skills he practiced, the reason for time travel, and the cheating methods, some things must be explained clearly!