My sister's name is Daji

On Honglian Island, you can see neatly divided lotus fields everywhere, planting Honglian Island’s unique dry land red lotus.

Strange to say, some plants in this world seem to only recognize their hometown and cannot grow anywhere else. For example, the dryland red lotus on Honglian Island and the super giant pear on Huangli Island are unique to this family.

specialty.

Dryland red lotus does not require watering and is easy to grow. The lotus roots produced are crispy and delicious, which is the main source of income for Honglian Island. Bai Yuchuan's trip to Honglian Island was precisely to negotiate the purchase of lotus roots in advance.

It is now July, and the red lotus flowers are blooming in the fields. A breeze blows, and you can smell the fragrance, which makes people feel refreshed and linger in secret.

However, Bai Yuchuan had no intention of admiring the red lotus that was reaching the sky at this time, and he had no intention of being intoxicated by the fragrance of the flowers. His mind was completely distracted by the eleven-year-old storyteller, who kept urging Niu Xiaoxiao to hurry up and lead the way.

Niu Xiaoxiao is a high-level true warrior, and she is not too slow on the road. But compared with Bai Yuchuan, she was sweating profusely while running, and could not keep up with Bai Yuchuan's leisurely stroll. It can be seen from this that Bai Yuchuan

His cultivation level is at least above that of a mid-level warrior.

Running wildly along the way, Bai Yuchuan and Niu Xiaoxiao left the sleeping fat sister far behind and arrived at Sujiacun more than an hour earlier than her.

In the small square where grains are dried in Sujia Village, there is a square table, a bench, and a simple pergola above. These were all prepared for Su Ruan by the story fan.

When Bai Yuchuan and others arrived, Su Ruan was already telling some interesting stories. The audience below all sat on the floor with lotus leaves under their buttocks, listening with gusto, and applauded from time to time.

Perhaps it was the induction between experts. When Bai Yuchuan stepped into the small square, Daji, who was standing behind Su Ruan and fanning him, suddenly turned her head and glanced at Bai Yuchuan with clear eyes.

Bai Yuchuan's cultivation level was obviously not as good as that of Daji, who was only eleven years old. Although he noticed that someone was peeping at him, he could not determine the direction of the peeping.

Sighing secretly, Honglian Island was also the land of crouching tigers, hidden dragons. Bai Yuchuan calmed down and followed others' example of sitting on the ground, listening intently to Su Ruan's story.

Niu Xiaoxiao knew that Bai Yuchuan was born into a wealthy family and was now her immediate boss. She was afraid that the sun would burn him out, so she quickly picked two large lotus leaves nearby and stood behind Bai Yuchuan to shield him from the sun.

After telling a short story about "covering one's ears and stealing the bell", the audience applauded one after another. They felt that the man in the story was so silly and so funny that he blocked his own ears and thought that others could not hear the sound. Only a few people felt that Su Ruan was telling the story.

It's not a short story, but a philosophy of life, and everyone nodded secretly.

"Okay, it's so well told!" Bai Yuchuan was also one of the few people who understood the true meaning of the story. He clapped his hands happily and praised: "A short story cleverly exposes the ugliness in the world of self-deception and self-defeating. Wonderful,

How wonderful!"

Su Ruan, who was drinking water to moisten his throat and prepare for the next story, heard Bai Yuchuan's cheers and naturally looked up at him.

At first glance, Su Ruan was furious.

Your sister has big boobs, and there is actually a pretty girl in the world who is more naughty than me. This is a shame! God has eyes, and he will quickly drop a thunderbolt and kill him!

It was obvious that Su Ruan was jealous. Su Ruan, who had always been proud of his pretty face, saw Pianpian Gongzi, who was even more pretty than him, for the first time. He immediately felt that his job was in danger and wanted to rush in and destroy him.

The appearance of Tamagawa.

Daji is the roundworm in Su Ruan's belly. You don't need to look at the expression on Su Ruan's face to know what he is thinking.

Gently bending down to Su Ruan's ear, Daji whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "That person has no protruding Adam's apple on his neck, and his demeanor and demeanor cannot hide his softness. It is obvious that he is a woman disguised as a man. From the clothes

Judging from his temperament, this person has a high status. He was obviously born into a wealthy family, and is more likely to be..."

Daji paused slightly and said in a very positive tone: "It is more likely to be born in a prince's family!"

The enchantress Su Daji has seen a lot of the world, and her eyes are many times more sinister than Su Ruan's. Moreover, Su Ruan trusts Da Ji the most. Even if Da Ji says that the moon is square, Su Ruan will still close her eyes.

Go look at the round moon in the sky and choose to believe Daji’s words.

"Oh? It's actually a Yingtai brother!" Su Ruan raised his eyebrows, and his little brain started working at full speed, starting to consider whether Bai Yuchuan, the Yingtai brother who suddenly appeared on Red Lotus Island, could be helpful to him.

It’s not that Su Ruan has become a master and knows how to plan, but he knows that he is naturally timid and has no problem telling stories. But once something happens, he will immediately turn into a snail and retract into his shell. After Daji

After years of teaching, Su Ruan has also understood some general issues, and wants to find a reliable thigh for himself to live a stable life.

The sudden appearance of Bai Yuchuan may be an opportunity, an opportunity to hug his thighs. But before that, you have to measure whether Bai Yuchuan's thighs are thick enough, whether there is leg hair, and the place in the middle... ahem, mainly

It was to see if the power behind Bai Yuchuan was strong enough.

In today's world, there are many warriors. Whoever has a big fist will have his word. If anyone has neither force nor power, he is waiting to be bullied! Even if Su Ruan plans to hide on Honglian Island for the rest of his life, he may not come out.

What kind of bad luck will happen to him? You must know that he has been unlucky enough in his previous life, and he doesn't want another unintentional disaster, so it is very necessary to hold him in advance!

Seeing Su Ruan's eyes rolling around a few times, Daji immediately understood what he was thinking and nodded with satisfaction.

"Ahem!" Su Ruan cleared his throat, stood up and said, "Fellow folks, thank you all for taking the time to come and listen to my story, Su Xiaosan. Although you didn't buy a ticket, you were able to give me a personal performance.

I am already very satisfied. In the past few years, I have told some weird stories or short jokes to entertain the folks. Today there are so many people here, so I will change my style and tell one that is close to reality.

The love story of life, let everyone come and taste this true love in the world!"

"Love story? Could it be that my uncle is in heat?" Su Ying, who was sitting at the front of the auditorium, muttered with a strange look on her face.

"The name of this story is actually the names of two people, called "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai". Of course, there is a better name, called "The Butterfly"!" Su Ruan sat on the bench again and raised his finger.

Pointing to the lotus field not far away, he smiled and said: "Fellow folks, please look, there are butterflies flying in the lotus field over there, loving each other. And our story is related to butterflies. Listen to me slowly.

Come!"

Su Ruan sat there and talked eloquently. The audience below all held their breath and listened attentively. Even Su Rou, who was eavesdropping in a corner not far away, was particularly focused. As for Su Qing next to Su Rou... she held her chin with her hands.

, looking at the center of the small square with blurred eyes, obviously entering a state of nymphomaniac...

"In this way, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai both turned into colorful butterflies, flying in the world." Su Ruan shook his head slightly and sighed, saying with emotion: "The story is over here, but true love will never end. We

This Red Lotus Island is far away from the court, with peace for generations, and there is no sectarianism. I hope I will be lucky enough to witness the dream-like birth of true love in my beautiful hometown. I also hope that all my uncles and aunts who are married can love each other and grow old together.

!”

There was no applause, let alone cheers. The audience below were all moved by the content of the story, and were shedding tears! Su Rou, who was hiding in the corner and eavesdropping, even squatted on the ground with her arms around her head, sobbing loudly.

Only Su Ruan, who told the story, Da Ji, who had heard it many times, and Su Ying, who was heartless, did not shed tears. Even Bai Yuchuan's eyes were red, and he wiped away tears again and again.

"This story is a good one, but it makes people feel sad when listening to it. It made me shed tears." A tall and thick man said while wiping his tears: "This can't be done. I'm here to hear it.

This is for fun, not for crying. I say Su Xiaosan, tell a joke quickly to lighten the mood, this story is so sad!"

Su Ruan smiled and shook his head and said: "Except for cruel people and those heartless guys, normal people will shed tears after hearing this story. It is lunch time now, so I won't tell the joke. After dinner

Keep telling the story, but I can give you a little idea. If you say "I love you" in your mother-in-law's ear every night before going to bed, you will live a more comfortable life and drink more wine.

A few mouthfuls!”

"Ouch, it's so sour, who would say that!" The strong man couldn't help but shudder, obviously his teeth hurt from the words "I love you".

"You bastard!" A woman next to the strong man, who was also tall and thick, raised her hand and gave him a slap. She stared at him and said, "Su Xiaosan is right. If you really dare to say those three words to me, I will never let you go."

Just drink whatever you want!"

"Hahaha..." The audience who had been crying just now fell to the ground laughing when they saw the funny look of the couple. Some people even shouted at the strong man to say "I love you" now.

After crying and laughing, his stomach began to growl. Su Ruan returned home for lunch, and the villagers of Sujia Village invited familiar listeners from neighboring villages to have a casual meal at their homes and continue to listen to stories in the afternoon.

"Little brother Su, please stay!" Seeing Su Ruan preparing to leave, Bai Yuchuan hurriedly chased after him, and politely raised his hands and said: "My dear Bai Yuchuan, how many years older are you, I would like to call you little brother Su."

I admire Xiancai very much. I wonder when Mr. Su will be free. I want to make friends with you and have a long talk!"

Su Ruan raised his head (because of his height) and saw that Bai Yuchuan's eyes were still a little red. He raised his hands politely and said: "It turns out to be Brother Yingtai, whom I have admired for a long time! Brother Yingtai shouldn't be a local of our Honglian Island? Since you want to

If you want to talk to me, why not go back with me and have a casual meal and chat while eating!"

Bai Yuchuan was obviously stunned when he heard the words "Brother Yingtai".

The Zhu Yingtai in the story just now met Liang Shanbo while disguised as a man. Now that Su Xiaosan calls me brother Yingtai, could it be that he has seen through my daughter's body?

Fortunately, Bai Yuchuan's mental quality was strong enough, and he immediately regained his composure, and said with a smile: "Brother Su, you are kidding me! How many years older are you? If you don't mind, you can call me Brother Yuchuan."

Under Daji's early guidance, Su Ruan suppressed the timidity of the big shot and said calmly: "Brother Yingtai, there is no need to be so polite. We are all country people and we don't have those false etiquette. Let's go to my house for dinner and have a taste."

Mrs. Lin’s craftsmanship!”

Su Ruan pulled Bai Yuchuan familiarly and walked home. As for Bai Yuchuan, a wry smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, confirming that Su Ruan had really seen through his disguise...