My Skills Are Not Serious

　　 As the saying goes, you can’t die. This four-character invented by netizens has almost become the most famous truth in modern times.

　　 Chen Fang looked at the age of twenty-six or seven, but his ID was twenty-two. He was really anxious and turned from his brother to uncle. This is where he is sad.

Chen Fang is an impatient person. In this impetuous society, people like him really do nothing. Chen Fang graduated from university and has done various jobs, repairing machinery, working as a security guard, and sending It’s been a takeaway, a police assistant, and so on. It’s not the same for more than two years, some even only one or two months. Do you think this kind of person will have any promise? Obviously impossible.

　　 You want to say he is incapable? But he is very serious in every job. The leaders think that he works very hard and learns quickly and is flexible. The only drawback is that he has a restless heart and always thinks about starting a career by himself. As a result, he is always looking for a job-feeling that he can Go-resign-salty-no money-get a job through this cycle.

During the same period, my colleagues were able to survive a little bit, either became a master, or became a leader, or became a big boss, or settled down, passed an exam and ate public meals, he was the only one who was quite clever. He is still a salted fish. The bottom line is that he has too many thoughts, but when he does it he finds himself a half bucket of water. He is the one who has the best eyes and low hands.

Chen Fang felt that he would be like this because there are too many temptations in this world. Game novels have been tempting him. Usually, he read novels and play games, and he didn’t have time to learn. That’s why he was so hopeless, so he uninstalled for a while The game didn't read novels, but it didn't take long for him to find out that he couldn't control the number of mailings, and then he knew what was going on.

　　 Chen Fang felt that he would be abandoned if he went on like this, so he decided to go back to the mountains and forests to cultivate his body and mind. When his heart was still like water, he came out to face the world of flowers.

　　 is also ruthless, he actually wanted to become a monk. Of course, it didn't happen. If people's temples don't confiscated culture, where will they go?

　　Okay, Chen Fang, who was rejected, thought about it again, and went to Shennongjia alone, planning to use the knowledge he learned online to venture into the dense forest alone as a modern person.

After packing up properly, Chen Fang spent all his savings, and finally entered Shennongjia after a lot of hardships. According to the survival video on the Internet, he worked in full swing for a day, but nothing was done, and he also consumed a small amount of supplies. When night comes, , Can only find a sleeping bag that looks safe to sleep.

　　 That's how Chen Fang passed on the first day in Shennongjia, and Chen Fang didn't get up the next morning... die! Chen Fang didn't know how he died until he died, but a few years later someone found the corpse, the whole bones were black.

Chen Fang’s parents were very sad. The pigs he raised died. Fortunately, Chen Fang still has a younger brother. Otherwise, who would inherit the five-story building they worked hard to inherit. Chen Fang’s younger brother was very sad and very happy. Sad brother Hung up, and when I am happy, I need money and a car to find a wife, hehe.

After Chen Fang died, his soul appeared in a special space. There was a small crack in the sky of the space. The souls that appeared in the space flew towards the crack above, trying to get into it, and there was a huge crack just below the crack. The vortex of the vortex continuously generates suction to pull the soul in the space. Once it is dragged by the suction of the vortex, the soul is difficult to break free and is shattered by the vortex.

　　Chen Fang's soul was driven by instinct to swim towards the crack in the sky, but the closer to the crack, the more the number of souls, and the souls are constantly being kicked down by others, and Chen Fang's soul is also the one being kicked.

The crack is not big. The people who have died in this world don’t know where they are. The competition is too great. Chen Fang’s soul gave up, pulling his soul that had been kicking him and sinking together until he was dragged by the whirlpool and was about to fall into the whirlpool. Chen Fangcai let go.

　　 The soul that was pulled down by Chen Fang was very angry, so I just kicked you a few times. Is it necessary to drag me down? So after Chen Fang released his hand, the soul kicked Chen Fang a few more feet to borrow force and leave the whirlpool.

　　 Chen Fang was kicked a few times and just came to the center of the vortex. There was a black hole smaller than the opening in the sky. It was not known whether it could hold a soul. The edges of the black hole were constantly shattered by soul fragments flowing into it.

At this time, Chen Fang's soul was just above the black hole, and he was about to be sucked into the black hole. In order not to be touched by the edge of the black hole in the center of the vortex and be broken up, Chen Fang's soul folded his feet and lifted his hands up and merged himself. Twisted into a twist shape, forming a 1 word, don't ask why it can be twisted, anyway, Chen Fang's soul just entered the black hole.

　　 Xia Ya gods calendar 3023, winter

　　The battle of gods broke out, the world was destroyed, the planes of the gods disintegrated and plunged into the main world, the energy tide swept the earth, the magic system collapsed, and the mortal world opened.

　　 Xia Ya old calendar 2202, winter

　　 The Fifth World War broke out, uncontrollable energy weapons were used indiscriminately, the environment was destroyed, climate change, a large number of biological mutations, the world's population fell sharply, and the age of lingering life came.

　　 Xia Yaxin calendar 1 year, summer

　　 The first batch of awakened people appeared, the first race united Char's alliance, the first city was established, the first ancient ruins were breached, the first technological recovery, the first sleep until dawn.

　　 Xia Ya New Calendar 599, Autumn

　　 The Xia Grand Alliance officially changed its name to the Xia Federation, adopting a parliamentary system, responsible to the five royal families, and governing sixteen cities in four realms.

　　 Xia Ya New Calendar 871, Spring

　　 The first wave of mutant beasts appeared, giant beasts were born, insect plagues arrived, the Federation Awakener system was established, science and technology fell into stagnation, and the world's development began to be partial...

　　 Summer Alexis 2202, autumn

　　 The giant beast lava jaw turtle lays its eggs in the Eastern Sea City of the Xia Federation. A city is destroyed, refugees are displaced, and Chen Fang's soul is brought, possessed by the little boy of a family of three who died, and resurrected with the corpse.

　　 Xia 2208, summer

　　 Chen Fang came to the Newborn City alone. In order to survive, he became an adventurer.

　　 Xia calendar 2222, summer, July 3

　　 Chen Fang accepted a mission to pick mushrooms in the Green Water Forest. He was attacked by a meteor that night and was hospitalized.

　　 The next day

　　 Ward 202 of Xicheng District Hospital, a new born in the east of Xia Ya Federation.

　　 An investigator wearing a blue and white uniform is asking a mummy-like person wrapped in bandages, "Name, occupation, address, why did it appear there, please describe the situation at that time."

The mummy lying on the bed: "Chen Fang, a first-level adventurer, lives in a self-built house in the Dashiqiao Bridge Cave of the Canal in Dongcheng District. Yesterday, he went to Lvshui Forest to complete the task of picking explosive mushrooms. I didn’t know the situation at that time. I remember when I was squatting on the ground to pick mushrooms, and the sky suddenly became very bright. When I was about to look up, I was hit on my head by something, and the air wave was overturned, and then I passed out."

　　War Division investigator: "Thank you for your cooperation. I will contact you if there is a situation in the future. Also, you need to settle the medical expenses by yourself, a total of fifty silver coins."

　　 Chen Fang: "What should I do if I have no money and can't afford it?"

　　 Treatment assistant: "Participating in an unknown drug experiment can not only offset the cost of treatment, but also receive a lot of money. Maybe for the experiment to go smoothly, a bottle of healing medicine will be given at the beginning to help you get better quickly."

　　 Chen Fang: "Will you die? How long will it take?"

　　Doctor: "The pharmacist's association may have side effects, but it will never kill people. After all, it is not a poison. The experiment ends on the same day."

　　 Liu Xianping: "He is inconvenient like this, can his family sign on his behalf?"

　　Doctor: "Yes, but I need my consent."

　　Chen Fang: "Agree with... Hmm!"

　　 Liu Xianqian covered Chen Fang's mouth: "He agreed."

　　Doctor: "Who are your family members, please sign here."

　　 Yiyi raises his hand: "I am, but grandpa, will something be okay."

　　 Liu Xianqiang: "The undead will be fine."

　　 Yiyi: "Oh. Where to sign?"

　　 Therapeutic assistant: "Here."

　　 Liu Xianqiang: "Where can I get the money?"

　　Doctor: "Please follow me."

　　 Therapeutic assistant: "Come on, carry it away."

　　 Chen Fang yelled: "Yiyi, you are inhumane. I took you back from the trash and raised you for three years. Liu Xianjun, you bad old man, how can you do it like this?

　　 Liu Xianqi put away his hand knife: "It’s crooked and crooked, lift it away."

The Pharmacists’ Guild is the most tyrant organization of the year. It sells all kinds of medicines. A single bottle of healing medicine called the red bottle by adventurers requires 20 silver coins. This can cost a family of four with ten silver coins a month. In the eyes of ordinary people with enough food and clothing, it is simply grabbing money. So when you get sick, the rich go to the pharmacist's association, while ordinary people only go to the hospital run by the pharmacist's association.

The pharmacists of the pharmacist guild are mainly aimed at the awakened. In addition to the standing medicaments such as healing medicaments, healing medicaments, and mental rejuvenation medicaments, some pharmacists in the guild often develop new medicaments. The quality of these new medicaments will be strictly regulated. The good ones are written into the formulas for people to learn and prepare, and the bad ones are discarded or re-modified and tested again.

Chen Fang, who was sent to the Pharmacist’s Guild to participate in the experiment, encountered the latter. The pharmacist’s pharmacy was the worst. The medicines of the Pharmacist’s Guild were undead, but the side effects were very serious and they would not lose their lives, but hemiplegia was more frequent. Teacher experiments have always been taboo, and few people will participate.

　　A laboratory of the Pharmacist Association

　　 The national character face with thick eyebrows and big eyes. At first glance, the image gives people the feeling that this person is very decent. If he stands in the crowd, he will be regarded as a gangster level, and God will send a majestic buff.

　　 At this time, the middle-aged man in white robe standing by Chen Fang's bed is such a person. This person has an indescribable wretched expression on his face at this time, holding a sea bowl of turquoise soup in his hands.

　　 "Da Lang, it's time to drink medicine."

　　 The Da Lang in the face of the national character is the pharmacist’s special name for the subject. According to legend, it is a tradition left long ago.

　　 "Don't, die and don't drink."

　　 Chen Fang was tied to the bed in big characters and unable to move. He was helpless like a little lamb. He could only shake his head left and right to avoid the decoction on the face of Guozi.

　　 "You have to be a little contractual, it's difficult for us to do it like this." Guozi took out a funnel with a look of embarrassment, opened Chen Fang's mouth and inserted it in.

　　 "We never force others to participate in our experiments, and we will not do it without your consent." Guozi's face held the funnel with one hand and filled the medicine with a serious expression on his face.

What you said and your actions are basically two different things, okay, even if your mouth is sealed by your special medicine, can you give me a sigh of relief, lie down and drink something on your throat, is it going to come out of your nostrils, Chen Fang He was struggling violently because of the medicinal soup.

　　 "I'm sorry, my hands are shaking so badly, I didn't control it well." Guoziyan saw Chen Fang roll his eyes, and the liquid from his nostrils stopped quickly.

　　 "Ahem, I...you...gurgling".

　　Chen Fang coughed a few times and just eased out of breath, before he could say anything, he was poured back.

"You are very lucky. I told you that this is a newly developed agent for mental growth, which can greatly increase your mental power. The materials are very expensive. If it is not a minor problem with the previous formula, this improved medicine can It's not your turn." Guozi Lian said in the tone you earned.

　　 "Cough cough... cough, tell me clearly what was the problem before, and what will happen after the improvement now."

　　 This Chinese character has a decent face, but he is really good at pouring medicine and he is very stable. He does not regard Chen Fang as a person. The little question in his mouth is that Chen Fang is not convinced at all, so he is scared to ask quickly.

　　 "In fact, it's nothing, it's just stuttering and the inability of hands and feet to keep up with the speed of the brain, and the limbs are not coordinated, it will always slow down." Guozi said lightly.

　　 "The cliff is a nerve problem. This is a minor problem? Now, what will happen to this formula now."

　　 Chen Fang was all in a cold sweat. It would be fatal for the awakened to join the ranks of adventurers to have this kind of problem.

"How do I know? If you want to know, why should I find someone to do an experiment, but don’t worry, you can’t die if you drink it. If something goes wrong, you will pay an extra sum of money in addition to the bounty. You care for the elderly." said the Guozi face with a relaxed expression.

　　 What kind of trouble do you look relaxed when you say this? Can you afford to pay if something goes wrong? Pension? I was only in my twenties and mentioned this to me.

　　 Chen Fang was extremely panicked, but now I am a fish, and there is nothing I can do. I drank the medicine and said it was too late. I closed my eyes and felt the changes in his body silently.

About three minutes later, Chen Fang's head suddenly became severely painful. He couldn't help but think of getting up and holding his head, but his hands and feet were tied up, and he could only struggle fiercely, roaring like a beast in his mouth, looking at the national character face. Chen Fang's reaction was so intense that he was taken aback, and a green light shrouded Chen Fang's head.

Chen Fang fainted. It was characterized by rolling his eyes and spitting out foamy limbs and twitching. It looked a bit scary and his face was calm in the Chinese character. This situation was not uncommon. After checking, he determined that Chen Fang had no problem, but just a "normal" faint. Mi, after he untied Chen Fang from his hands and feet, he turned and left, expecting to wait two or three hours before coming back to take a look.

Chen Fang felt that he was floating upwards. Unlike when he died before, he was really floating upwards. There was a mist of light around him. I don’t know how long he passed through the mist and came to a golden light, but it didn’t feel like Before the dazzling ball of light, Chen Fang curiously reached out and touched the ball of light, and then was startled by the sound of the ball of light.

　　 "Hello, I am lucky to send a meteor. Congratulations, dear, you have a chance to draw a big turntable of the universe fantasy system, you can get a random functional system, whether to draw it immediately."

　　 After speaking a paragraph, the ball of light began to expand and finally turned into a big turntable.

　　 "This is a dream." Chen Fang looked at the turntable in front of him suspiciously, reached out and fiddled with it, and the big turntable began to spin under his fiddle.

　　 "Starting to extract the system, please wait."

　　 "Is the system extracted?" Chen Fang was confused.

　　 The speed slowed down after a few turns of the big turntable, and finally stopped after jumping a few squares. The pointer pointed to a grid with an unknown symbol written on it.

　　 "Ding, congratulations on obtaining the illusion source system of the Ten Thousand Worlds and Ten Thousand Realms. The system will be bound to the soul of the winner. The system will be recovered after the death of the winner. Please find out how to use the system.” The previous voice sounded again.

　　 A light spot floated from each other to Chen Fang's eyes, and merged into it from Chen Fang's forehead.

　　 "So what the **** am I saying?"

　　 Chen Fang looked dumbfounded. The system known as the golden finger of the traverser was actually extracted. Is this a dream? Chen Fang really didn’t understand what situation he was in. He said dreaming. He could really feel the light spot when it melted into his head. He said it was not a dream. He clearly remembered that he should be on the laboratory bed of the Pharmacists’ Association. Obviously different.

Chen Fang didn't struggle for long, because he felt that he was falling, falling fast, feeling like he had fallen into a bottomless abyss, and then he suddenly sat up from the bed like a nightmare, watching with cold sweat. The surrounding environment.