My Skills Are Not Serious
Chapter 1267: :Interesting thing
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The woman in front of him was wary, which made Chen Fang feel like a bad guy who hooked up with a good woman.
But in fact, the woman is just seeing Chen Fang's shabby clothes, plain appearance and ordinary temperament, and she just doesn't want to take care of it.
"You may have misunderstood this, I just ask for directions."
Chen Fang found himself a step down.
The woman sneered, "Ask for directions in the tavern, do you think I am stupid? Even if there are people in this tavern, why do you ask me, huh, your man's mind, don't think I don't know."
Chen Fang said depressed: "You really have misunderstood. I really just want to ask for directions. The reason for asking you is because you look kinder, and I think I can get help."
The woman didn't believe it at all, and sneered: "Looks kind? I think you think I look stupid, so deceitful. Ask for directions. I think you want to ask my way."
I'm going, this is being treated as an unscrupulous person.
No, do I look like that kind of person, hello.
Chen Fang felt a toothache.
"Beauty, I really didn’t want to give you an idea. I have a family. My wife is much more beautiful than you. She is pregnant with a big belly. I am anxious to go home, so I asked you the way. What's your mind?" Chen Fang said dumbfoundedly.
But this seems to be the reason why the woman believes that Chen Fang has ulterior motives.
"My wife is pregnant, and you are still running around. Obviously you are not a responsible man."
"I think you are because your wife is pregnant, and the things in your crotch have been useless for a long time. If you can't stand it, you will come out to hook others."
"Hmph, you men are all like this, shameless and indecent." The woman sneered.
Chen Fang's whole person is not good.
Is this sick?
I just asked her for directions, and didn't say anything inconsistent, how could she be so resentful.
"Uh uh uh, forget it, I still don't ask you, and find someone else."
Chen Fang hurriedly left after complaining to the girl.
The woman looked at Chen Fang's "embarrassed" figure leaving, and smiled coldly.
"Oh, man."
Not long after Chen Fang left, a handsome man entered the tavern and sat next to the woman.
"Carrie, I'm sorry, I've been waiting for a long time." The man said politely.
Different from the look when facing Chen Fang, the woman had a sweet smile on her face, and said softly, "Brother Ou Ruo, why are you here? Just now a man saw me here by myself and came here. Want to soak me."
With a surprised look on the man's face, he hugged the woman and said, "You haven't been taken advantage of by him."
The woman shyly leaned on the man’s arms, and circled his chest with her fingers, "How could it be possible that I scolded him away in a few strokes, and didn’t look at his virtue, with a poor expression on his face, how could I possibly be? Will give him a chance to take advantage of me."
The man smiled sly when he heard it, "Is it because he is as handsome as I am, so you can take advantage of him? Will it be the same as before, after taking advantage of you, just go upstairs and talk to me."
The woman pouted angrily and said, "How can you say that, as if I'm a sleek woman."
The man held the woman and squeezed her thigh, and said: "Of course you are not, you are just lonely, and you need a considerate person to help you talk."
The woman laughed, "Your mouth can be sweet."
The man smiled wickedly: "That is, I still know how to lick it."
With such blatant words, the woman's legs were soft when she heard her, her eyes flowed, and the flattery almost came out.
The woman pulled the man's clothes, the man understood, and left the seat with his arms around the woman.
"By the way, the one in your family will not appear suddenly like the last time, right? I don't want to climb the window anymore." The woman said unhappily.
Do you dare to believe that she is the one hanging the window.
"Don't worry, she wants to see someone today and needs to deal with something, saying that it will take a whole day, and she won't be able to come back tomorrow."
"Don't ask me, who's in your house, he appeared with the one in my house last time, don't be okay with me, there is a problem with you." The man said.
"Don't worry, the guy in my family is very busy today. Isn't Qingshuicheng going to attack us? It will take almost a whole day for him to arrange for his subordinates to do something."
"But it's also strange, why we meet several times, they always find them together, as if they have been followed, did you say that the two in our family found something?"
"Probably not. We are not only one person present every time, but we also find reasons to prevaricate. If there is no danger, it should be you who are worried."
"And they really want to discover what happened between us, and their attitude towards us must have changed, but do you feel that way?"
"No."
The woman shook her head.
Man: "So don't worry about it, let's go, it's rare that they won't be free all day."
The woman was relieved, "Yes, they won't even know."
"Hehe, come, let's be happy all day."
"Yep."
The man and the woman walked upstairs crookedly.
Chen Fang's ears were so clever that when he walked back to the bar, all the conversations between these men and women were caught by him.
"Bah, two shameless things, bitches."
He cursed in a low voice.
"Hehe, the red flag at home is not down, and the colorful flags outside the home are fluttering. Are you very envious and irritated?"
At the bar, the customer who bought Chen Fangjiu before suddenly spoke.
Chen Fang disdain, "Cut, there is nothing envious of this excitement, I despise it."
The customer smiled and said, "Don't deny it, it's a man who wants to find excitement."
Chen Fang despised: "Don't represent all men, at least I am not."
The customer was noncommittal, then raised an eyebrow mysteriously and said: "If you wait any longer, you will see something more exciting."
Chen Fang was puzzled, "What do you mean?"
Customers were waiting to talk, the door of the pub was pushed open again, and a pair of men and women cuddling and hugging each other came in.
"Here, the excitement is coming."
The customer pouted at the new man and woman.
Chen Fang looked at it, but it was just a pair of men and women who showed love and concubine. There was nothing unusual about it.
"What's the matter? It's just a couple sprinkling dog food. This doesn't irritate me. I'm not a single dog."
Customers don’t know what it means to scatter dog food, but from the context, they can still guess what Chen Fang meant.
The customer shook his head and pointed to the man and woman who were whispering in their ears and temples and said, "I didn't mean that. You will understand by listening to them carefully."
Chen Fang curled his lips and said: "I have nothing to eavesdrop on what they are doing. I have no hobby of eavesdropping on other people's privacy."
The customer laughed and said, "I don’t have that hobby either. It’s just that the facts that happened between them are so interesting. I always wanted to share with others, but I was afraid of being known by them. you know."
Chen Fang was unmoved, he was not interested in what happened to others anyway.
"Sorry, I don't have time to pay attention to other people's affairs."
After talking about Chen Fang, he was ready to leave.
But the customer stopped Chen Fang and said, "Aren't you asking for directions, as long as you listen to them, I can tell you."
Earlier, I accidentally heard the words of the men and women in front of me. It was not an immoral behavior. It was really immoral to deliberately eavesdrop.
Chen Fang hesitated, "Okay, then I'll listen."
Anyway, you don’t know each other, and as long as you don’t get caught, it’s not immoral, is it.
Cough.
Chen Fang blushed a little, then his ears were erected towards the men and women who came in.
"Arro, today we can be together all day," the woman whispered.
"Me too." The man replied.
"Don't lie to me, do you really have so much time? Didn't you say that Qinghu City is going to attack? As the defense commander, can you be so free?"
"Haha, otherwise, what do I want those people to do, eat plain rice."
"You are not afraid that if they didn't arrange it well, then the city lord will make trouble for you when something serious happens."
"Don't be afraid, I have already found a way out. No matter who wins next, I can stay in this position with peace of mind." The man said mysteriously.
"Don't you..." The woman looked at the man in surprise, as if thinking of something terrible.
"Hush, just what you think, don't say anything, only you know about this." The man reminded him by looking around vigilantly.
The woman covered her mouth and nodded, with a cautious look.
"Then you, you are not making a deal with someone, and there are a lot of things to be busy, why are you suddenly free?" the man asked.
The woman sighed, "Originally, but I don't know why the employer suddenly couldn't get in touch. I am afraid that they were playing tricks. The goods in my hand may have been smashed. I don't know how much money I will lose."
The man comforted: "Maybe there is nothing to contact you temporarily."
"I hope."
"But don't worry, even if they didn't contact you to ask for the goods, I can help you eat it."
"real!"
The woman looked at the man in surprise.
The man nodded vowedly and said: "Of course, isn't this going to be done with Qingshui City? The city lord is worrying about where to get a batch of equipment. I can get it from you. You can also raise a little bit more at that time. You can do two things with one stone. ."
The woman was happy at first, but darkened again.
"But the batch of goods I got was specially made. The specifications were very large, and the quantity was not very large. After you bought it, the soldiers couldn't wear it, and the quantity was much worse. By then, the city lord will know that you will not suffer."
Faced with women’s concerns, the man smiled and said, “Don’t worry about it. It’s okay to cut it out, change it, and divide it again. Anyway, the city owner is my uncle. This time I just want to arm those mud legs a little. At that time, just look at what the soldier wears and don’t ask too much."
The woman was relieved, showing a beautiful smile, "It's nice to have you, it's not like the one in my family, except that the person is more handsome, it's no use."
The man smiled in the same way, "Same for you, my mother-in-law, who is not as pretty as you, she is very troublesome. If her father had some money, and her sister climbed onto the city lord's bed, it would be useless."
So the question is, what should a man call when seeing the lord?
"By the way, they are here today, and tomorrow we will scare them as before." The man smirked.
"It's dead, not serious." The woman cast a blank look.
"Hey, what's not serious, you dare to say that I was not serious before, and now I am so angry, otherwise, who doesn't want to live a good life."
"Me too, and I also want to thank them. If they hadn't been messing around, I wouldn't have met you."
"Hehehe..."
The man and the woman smiled at each other, you and I walked upstairs.
Chen Fang watched the two go upstairs dumbfounded, ruining all three views.
"I'll go, people nowadays spend so much, so shameless?"
Let’s not talk about each other’s greens, but after the matter is over, you will be able to engage in the game of catching the **** in bed. The world is really big and there is nothing strange. This has stained Chen Fang’s pure mind, and it seems that it has been affected a little. What should I do with myself.
There was a sudden cold war, and Chen Fang suddenly became a little afraid of emotional matters.
"Hahaha, it's rare and weird. There are many other kinds of dirty things, but I advise you not to take it to heart and don't try to cover yourself. Oh no."
"This person is not the same as a person, and his feelings are different. What others experience may not happen to him. So, what happens to others, just treat it as fun."
The customer smiled as if seeing through Chen Fang's thoughts.
Chen Fang felt that it made sense, and after throwing away the distracting thoughts, thinking of his own affairs, he said: "Now I have listened, should you tell me?"
The customer said calmly: "No hurry, you see, I have shown you such an interesting thing, shouldn't I buy me a glass of wine?"
Chen Fang was taken aback, and then said dumbfounded: "Funny fart, I almost stained my pure heart. I didn't find you to pay compensation. It would be nice if I asked you to drink. Think about you too much, and it's not me. I have to listen. You told me how to go after you said I listened, so I agreed."
The customer laughed and said, "Any man who can lift up will have a pure heart, and the things in his crotch will be pure, but his heart will not be pure."
Chen Fang was speechless.
What you said is so reasonable, I can't refute it if I don't read too much.
Chen Fang had to admire the customer's wise words, so he called a buddy and asked him to serve the customer a glass of the most expensive wine in the pub.
"Okay, the wine is served for you, let's talk about it," Chen Fang said. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
The customer was very satisfied, so he told Chen Fang in detail how to take the safest and fastest way to the southern border.
Chen Fang got the information, thanked him and left.
The customer watched Chen Fang leave with some fluctuations in his eyes, then drank the wine on the bar, and got up to leave.
"Sir, you haven't paid yet, a total of one gold coin and fifty copper coins."
The guy stopped the customer.
"You are not mistaken, my cup has already been given." The customer angered.
The dude said coldly: "But you drank more than that cup."
The customer exclaimed: "The other two cups, I bought one from that person, and the last one was bought by him. What would I pay for, I sell two drinks, you are a black shop."
The man remained stern without changing his face, "But the problem is that he didn't pay, and you drank the wine."
"..."
He co-authored himself and cheated twenty copper coins into it!
The customer is stupid.
Twenty copper coins are so few that the customer doesn't care at all. What he cares about is that he actually cheated others.
"Shameless fellow, you bastard, you cheat liar, you'd better not fall into my hands in the future, or you will give it back to me ten times...thousands of times."
The customer roared.
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