My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 19: : Almost kneeled

Chen Fang picked up a light ball in the circle. When he first wanted to check it, the light ball suddenly disappeared in his palm. This scared Chen Fang into the character panel to check his own information. What Chen Fang got from the sacrifice Not many, it was easy to find the newly added item, and after pulling it out, Chen Fang almost didn't explode on the spot.

  Professional Dressup Fantasy Source: Mom no longer has to buy me clothes! Effect: Consume mental power and the energy possessed by itself to manifest armed.

  Login professional clothing:

   military commander (red feather ring beast set), weapon power increased by 30%, bow and arrow power increased by 20%, range increased, riding skills.

   Shield Cavalry Guard (Seven Virtues Reloading Set), extreme defense, weakened attack, 50% reduction in movement speed, and limited gun and shield weapons.

   Swordsman (White Calamity Set), movement and attack speed increased by 20%, sword weapon power increased by 20%.

   Forbearance (Shadow Dragon Set), movement speed increased by 30%, throwing weapon power increased by 50%, darkness hidden, escape technique.

  Restriction: It is not possible to equip other armor clothing with energy, and it takes one gold coin to switch the arms in battle.

   Note: Once this fantasy source is used by default, it will not be able to build the world's elemental weapons after use, be careful! careful! Be careful!

Let’s not talk about the change-up. After reading the restrictions and remarks, Chen Fang really wanted to pull the system in his mind and step on the ground. The Shente Mo contact uses it by default. The Shente Mo change-up consumes gold coins, and he can’t build the book. What kind of ghosts are the world's elemental weapons? Will it affect my promotion to Intermediate? Why is it always an afterthought to be cautious of ghosts, but to give a cautious opportunity.

Once or twice, Chen Fang felt that this system was sent by the heavens to punish him. First, it made him unable to use physical weapons, and then deprived him of the use of accidental armor. Now it’s better to tell you directly that you can’t build elemental weapons. In the end, it also restricted the ability to wear armored clothing with energy, which was an ordinary citizen who was properly prepared to fight.

It's no use to be upset anymore. Chen Fang understands it. The sacrificed goods are not good, and they have some negative effects. Moreover, they are too much to prevent you from getting caught. It seems that you have to be careful in the future. ...A ghost, I am a Buddha.

   "Uncle, this fruit is delicious!" Yaya said while holding a green fruit.

   "If it tastes delicious, eat more, huh? What kind of fruit, where did you get the bud buds." Chen Fang responded subconsciously, and then suddenly excited.

   "I took it on the ground." Ya Ya said naturally.

   "Mom, my little ancestor, you can eat these things without knowing them."

Chen Fang was taken aback, and quickly grabbed the gnawed half of the fruit from Budya's hand, ignoring Budya's grievance and tearing away, and looked nervously. He regretted not canceling the sacrifice. The shared qualifications of personnel, if Yaya eats something good or bad, he will regret his death.

   Botanist (Blasting) Inaugural Fruit: Take the job after eating. The botanist is a unique occupation on the planet Odor of the XBD-12 galaxy. You can cultivate a variety of plant bombs and use them in battle. (Note: The whole fruit must be eaten in order to use it, and no remaining, otherwise it will cause serious damage to the body. , This occupation is extremely dangerous, remember not to let bear children under 8 years old take up the job, otherwise others are extremely dangerous, and the consequences are at your own risk.)

   "The fruit of inauguration? What, what is this botanist?"

Chen Fang didn't know much about this kind of occupation involving reality, and seeing that if the whole fruit was eaten incompletely, it would cause serious harm to the body, he immediately took the remaining fruit to Bud, and solemnly demanded that she not left at all. Chen Fang ate all the ground. After staring at the buds and eating them all, Chen Fang was relieved. As for others’ dangers or something, it’s up to him, as long as no accidents happen to the buds, and Chen Fang is confident that his own buds are not. Bear kid, eh.

   After Ya Ya had eaten the whole fruit, Chen Fang seriously asked Ya Ya how she felt. After carefully checking her condition, he was relieved that nothing was unusual.

   "Ya Ya, when you want to eat something in the future, you must tell your uncle, okay." Chen Fang said to Ya Ya with a serious expression on his face.

   "Okay." Yaya pouted and nodded.

   "Chen Fang, look, I can summon such a thick and big pipe."

   Just when Chen Fanggang was relieved, Yiyi broke out again.

Chen Fang turned his head and almost didn't put his head into a hole that he didn't know where he came out of. He turned his head to see that he almost peeed his pants in fright, and saw that there was a circle floating behind Yiyi with a stick out of it. The rhombus-shaped barrel is transparent and light blue. Inside the barrel, there is a white energy flow path extending to the muzzle. From the appearance, it is very sci-fi style, not to mention a big killer.

   Chen Fang looked at the sacrificial circle, and indeed one chip was missing. Yiyi's ability to summon the barrel should be the result of using the chip. Chen Fang could only get a little information from Yiyi's mouth.

Crystal Source Gunners (Fortress Level) Inaugural Chip: YSXBD-52 Galaxy Roy Planetary Soldiers’ Professional Inaugural Chip, which can summon boundary crystal guns. After inauguration, it will generate energy crystals in the body and consume crystal energy to activate weapons. Energy crystals can Absorbing the host's own energy can also absorb external game energy to supplement the consumption, as for other things, you need to explore it by yourself in the future.

   "Can you two sisters save my uncle, don't move the things on the ground, and wait until my uncle finishes reading." Chen Fang was speechless, and cancelled their qualifications. Chen Fang then checked the items.

   Pistol "BiuBiu" bullet: Ah, that was my lost childhood; I can learn.

   Taunt: The magical skill of pulling monsters, you know! Can learn.

  It's dirty, these two books are poisonous, and at first glance they are not serious skills.

Chen Fang is entangled. It’s a question of whether to learn or not. Let’s learn it. According to the urinary nature of the system, these two skills will definitely have ridiculously negative effects. If you don’t learn it, I feel a pity. Forget it. Just click.

   Chen Fang thought about it and picked up the last skill book.

  Ultimate Summoning Technique: After being beaten, I finally called Dad; remote support skills. effect:

  Heaven comes to justice.

   Terminator opening (remember to prepare your clothes, don’t say I didn’t remind you).

   element loading, landing radiation (the own element, random).

   Contract: After signing, Party B has the qualification to summon, and it is limited to five people. When one of them is used, the others can only use it again after the battle is over.

  Freight: Each call needs to consume one gold coin, only the cash cannot be paid, and Party A and Party B can share it.

  Password: You wait, I am a man, Dad.

Hey, this skill is good. You can sign a contract with Yiyiyaya, and you can call me around when you are not with them in the future, and when they are in danger, the password is a bit shame, but it should be no big problem for children, not bad. ,learned.

   Finally, it was a costume that looked like a rabbit. Chen Fang picked it up and looked at it and handed it to Ya Ya, letting her try it on.

   One day change of animal doll clothes (female): cute! I am a small public servant.

   Effect: automatic size adjustment, self-cleaning, warm in winter and cool in summer, no damage, 3 square meter space bag, replace one animal every morning;

  Login animals: Little Dinosaur, Fatty, Little Brain Tiger, Little Rabbit Smash (each animal comes with different effects.)

   Isn’t this the animal doll costume that I used to see in the online baby videos, it’s cute and indestructible. I really want one.

Yaya hasn’t had new clothes for a long time. She wears Yiyi’s old clothes. She has no choice but to be poor. She needs three meals a day before she can expect anything else. Yaya has long wished to have one of her own clothes. Although the little guy didn't say anything, Chen Fang still knew it. It just happened that this one was sacrificed today. Although it is not an ordinary dress, it can be regarded as a fancy dress, but kids, who cares what you look like.

   Yaya is very happy, Yiyi is also very happy, because her sister has new clothes, and she looks very cute Ako.

   "I'm a bunny smashing, and jumping around is really bearable. Uncle, how bearable is it?"

   Yaya dressed up and jumped a few times like a rabbit, then tilted her head and looked at Chen Fangmeng and asked.

   "Cute, cute, cute."

   Chen Fang looked at the budding state of Ya Ya, and felt that he was about to give birth to a girlish heart.

   "Hey hey, there is something in your pocket, what is it?"

   Ya Ya rubbed the fluffy bunny suit, and felt strange when she touched the pocket on her belly. She reached out and took out a toilet seat and a brick from it.

   "Hey, what is this?" Ya Ya looked at Chen Fang suspiciously.

   How can there be something incompatible with these two things in this dress? Chen Fang was speechless.

   "Oh, I see, this is a pat, this is Diudiu, hehe, Ya Ya is so smart." Ya Ya suddenly laughed after a while.

   pat? Diudiu? Well, it can be said to a certain extent, Chen Fang thought.

   "Uncle!" Ya Ya called suddenly.

   "Huh?" Chen Fang lowered his head and looked at Ya Ya suspiciously.

   "Boom."

   Yaya bolted the toilet in her hand to Chen Fang's face.

what's the situation? Who turned off the light?

With the toilet bolt covering his face, Chen Fang was taken aback, and he quickly reached out to take it off. However, this thing was so powerful that Chen Fang couldn't pull it off anyway, and he almost sucked out the dinner in his stomach. .

   Fuck, there is no air, I have to kneel!

   Waiting for Chen Fang to find it difficult to breathe, then he felt that the matter was serious, and he might be killed by the toilet bolt today. Quickly ran out of the house based on the feeling, ready to ask the old man for help. He couldn't pull it off by himself, and the two little guys were more useless. Before suffocating, he quickly found someone.

   With a sigh of relief, Chen Fang stumbled into the backyard, slipped without paying attention, knocked on the back of his head and fainted.

Yiyi Yaya, who was curious to follow up because she thought it was funny, suddenly panicked when she saw Chen Fang lying motionless on the ground. Yiyi cleverly ran to find the old man, but Yaya cried and stepped on Chen Fang’s chest and pulled the toilet bolt. Stick, but Yaya is too weak to help.

   Chen Fang will be fainted by Yaya Qi if he is conscious. This baby really thinks he can't die fast enough, so he stands on his chest and pulls the toilet seat, really drunk.

Yiyi brought the old man over, Liu Qiang saw Chen Fang lying in the yard with a toilet bolt on his face, and Yaya standing on his chest while crying and pulling out, also with a dumbfounded expression, walking extremely speechless. After going over, he stretched out his hand to hold the bud buds, and then pulled the toilet bolt but did not pull it off. It was useless to pull it from the side. Liu Xian was very troublesome and felt that Chen Fang might become the first to be blocked by the toilet bolt. people.

   "Grandpa, there is a button here." In the end, Yiyi saw a raised button behind the toilet bolt and said.

   The old man saw that it was really true. He tried to press it, only to hear a "boom", the toilet bolt automatically separated from Chen Fang's face, leaving a circle of red marks on Chen Fang's face, which was very funny.

   "Grandpa, why isn't Uncle moving anymore?" Yiyi looked at Chen Fang, who was lying motionless with tears and tears, eyes open.

"Snapped."

   Liu Xian Xian slapped it.

   "Cough cough cough"

   Chen Fang woke up after being slapped, his cough and gasping eased.

   "Master thank you very much." Chen Fang thanked him.

   "What's the matter? I can't think of using a toilet bolt to commit suicide." The old man teased.

   "Don't mention it, I almost passed by. This toilet has an evil nature. It can't be pulled down and can't be pulled off. It has shown my deceased parents." Chen Fang answered the question.

At the moment when    fainted, Chen Fang saw his parents vaguely. If he hadn't slapped his father, he would have walked halfway.

   "Uncle, I'm sorry, Ya Ya didn't know it would be like this."

   Yaya draws a circle with her hands on her back, her head down and her feet on the ground, her bunny ears drooping down, and she looks very aggrieved.

   Yes, what can I do if I raise cute things in my own home, what is it to be so cute? UU reading www.uukanshu.com can only blame my face for being too attractive.

   "It's okay, but in the future, you won't be able to put everything on your uncle's face, know if you don't." Chen Fang said dumbly.

   "Yeah." Yaya nodded vigorously.

   "Hey, this outfit on Ya Ya is good, it looks cute, but the weather is so hot, you are not afraid of her heatstroke?" The old man noticed Ya Ya's dress and said.

   "No way, grandpa, the clothes don't feel hot at all when they are cool. This is Yaya's new clothes, don't you think." Yaya looked happy.

   "Good-looking and good-looking, we Yaya look good in everything we wear." The old man said with a smile.

   "Haha, uncle, grandpa said that Ya Ya dressed nicely, so happy." Ya Ya clapped her hands and bounced around.

   "It's good to be happy." Chen Fang was also very happy to see Yaya happy.

   "Boy, the store opened a takeaway recently and needs someone, you can help if you have time."

   Liu Xianqiang is not very curious. He doesn't ask other people's personal affairs. Even if he thinks Yaya's clothes are strange, he won't explore them. Instead, he talked to Chen Fang.

   "You said, I will help." Chen Fang felt that he was living in the old man's family, and the rent was basically for nothing, and he was very willing to help.

   "There is not enough staff in the store to take out. You can't deliver it when you are busy. You don't have a car. You can deliver it when you are free. Two coppers per order will be counted outside the city."

   "Yes, I just wanted to take a break recently." Chen Fang agreed, and those who have been running around do need to take a break recently, and the food delivery is not bad.

   "Okay, let me tell someone." Liu Qiang left after speaking.

   Chen Fang also went back to the house with Yiyi Yaya, and the day ended in the night.

  

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