My Skills Are Not Serious

　　 On the stage set up outside the auction, Jimo slowly walked to the center, Wenren followed behind, sitting in a chair prepared in advance, and pulling the strings.

　　 "The night is like a curtain, the clouds are like yarn, the stars are shining..."

　　 The beautiful singing on the stage makes people intoxicated, and the audience is drowsy, not right, very intoxicated.

　　 Just as everyone was fascinated by the moving singing, a loud speaker came from behind the crowd.

　　 "Walking by, don't miss it, new fruits, delicious sweets, hospitality and gifts, essential boutiques."

　　 "Ten silvers, one in a limited quantity, for reducing thirst and hunger, beautifying and beautifying, smelling people and Jimo, they all praise it as sweet."

　　 "Only mother is good in the world, there is a mother..."

The electronic sound that 　　 sells is so loud that it almost surpasses the sound of Jimo who uses sonic stones to sing songs on stage.

　　 The sound of the loudspeaker was so noisy that the people who could not hear the goddess Yuehua sang frowned. The voices of dissatisfaction on the scene gradually increased. The person responsible for organizing the stage performance deteriorated rapidly and looked at where the loudspeaker was.

I saw a Sanbangzi carrying a few baskets of fruit stopped behind the crowd. A young man wearing a white fur hat and mask, short-sleeved shirt and big pants, and flip-flops on his feet, was carrying two Very cute little loli is selling fruit.

The disturbing sound comes from the loudspeaker hung on the handlebar. The loudspeaker is set to automatically play. In addition to the chanting sound, it will play a song that is as clear as the sound of Bailing sound at regular intervals. The girl’s voice sings, the lyrics carry the song "The world is only good for mother", and the background music is an unknown instrument soundtrack, which makes people cry.

The songs played by 　　 loudspeakers have a different style from what I have heard before, and it feels very sweet. After listening to it, people can't help but think of their old mother, who has been nurturing herself with hard work.

　　 Some emotional people shed tears.

　　Mother, I miss you, should I go home?

　　 This is a classic. After someone listened carefully, they spoke highly of it.

　　 Some people yelled at the song for playing this song as if it was not human. Today, I originally came to join in the fun happily, but after listening to the song, I lost my interest and just wanted to go home to find my mother.

　　 "……"

　　Taijimo can't sing a bit anymore. I was so full of "The world is only good for my mother". I almost forgot my lyrics and received "A child with a mother is like a treasure".

Wenren can’t wait to step down and strangle Chen Fang with the strings. Don’t think that this guy doesn’t recognize you with a little fox and a mask. He will wait in the dressing room at the backstage, but he will come out to sell fruit. It’s maddening. .

　　 Yes, the fruit seller is Chen Fang.

Yaya offered to take them to listen to Jimo singing, and gave Chen Fang a basket of delicious fruits. Of course Chen Fang... disagreed, he wanted to increase the price, but Yaya was also magnificent. He directly agreed and gave a few more baskets. The taste is so-so.

It’s not over yet. Chen Fang wanted to promote the sale, so he taught Yiyi and Yaya this very simple song, "The world is only good for my mother", and then took out the loudspeaker, took out the suona accompaniment, and recorded it. The song is not long, from the beginning to the end, at most twenty seconds, add a few words of one's own peddling, and then pick up the song again and again, and so on, the promotion is complete, it took less than ten minutes before and after, etc. He drove the Sanbangzi and pulled the fruits taken out by the buds to the outside of the stage, just after the previous show, Jimo TV.

　　 Then there was the scene just now.

"Come here, I told him in the past that it is okay to sell things here, but he must turn off the sound of his broken speakers." The person in charge of the stage is a civilized person, even if Chen Fang immorally affects this side, he can I didn't plan to be violent, just let the assistant ask Chen Fang to turn off the speaker.

　　 "Take two people together." The person in charge looked at Chen Fang's appearance of wearing a fur hat and a mask in the season. For the personal safety of his assistants, he asked him to take the two of them to take care of him.

The assistant hurried over to Chen Fang's side. After a while, the sound of the horn disappeared, or it became very small, and it did not affect Jimo's singing. The scene was restored to what it should have been, but the atmosphere was different. While everyone is in high spirits, this will be like a dead water in the heart, listening to beautiful songs in the ears, but in my mind is the magical sound of "the world is only good for mother", and it also has its own loop that can't go away.

　　 After Jimo finished singing, he took Wenren and quickly stepped off the stage, rushing away, not knowing what he wanted to do.

The stage continued to perform, but at this time the audience was no longer interested. Some people wanted to go home to see their mother, um, by the way, bring something back and do their filial piety. It happened that Chen Fang was selling fruit. And it still seems to be an unseen variety, so...

　　 In this way, Chen Fang led the stage atmosphere of the auction house with a single person, and successfully persuaded some people with a nursery rhyme, and then opened his own business.

　　 "Boss, what kind of fruit is this as good as you said, for beauty and beauty?" A young man with acne-prone face picked up the fruit and said suspiciously.

"My eldest brother understands people at first glance. When you come, you can find the key point. Look at the appearance of your eldest brother's face. If it is not covered by a little blemish on his face, he must be a handsome guy who is popular among thousands of girls. Toxins in the body, the eldest brother will definitely have fewer facial blemishes after taking it, and he will surely fascinate a bunch of people." Chen Fang brags.

Chen Fang did not lie about the effect of fruits. Bud’s plant bombs are rich in energy. As long as they are digested, the energy will travel in the human body for a period of time, providing energy to various organs of the body, improving immunity, and balancing endocrine. Before the energy is exhausted, the physique of the consumer will improve, and it is still possible to reduce a little pimples.

"how do I

I don't think it is reliable. I have never heard of this kind of fruit, but the medicine is too expensive. "The youth still doesn't believe it very much.

　　 "Big brother, this is a new variety, Yuehua Geji knows it, why she has such a good skin, because she eats my fruits every day." Chen Fang shamelessly pulled out Jimo's name.

　　 "Really?"

"Big brother, look at my serious face and sincere eyes, do you like the kind of liar? And just now Yuehua singer herself was singing there, I will not hold it under her nose Her name, let's swindle here." Chen Fang said, pointing to his expressionless face.

　　 "That's true." The young man believed a little.

　　 "Brother, it's only ten silver coins. You can't buy it and lose money, and you can't buy it. If it doesn't work, I will pay you ten times next time you meet me."

　　 "Well, let's buy one." After hearing this, the young man no longer hesitated, and with some pain, he took out ten silver coins and gave them to Chen Fang.

　　 "Take the big brother." Chen Fang took the money and handed the fruit to the youth.

　　 "How does your fruit taste?"

　　 "It's delicious and sweet, even the most picky people can't help but drool. Anorexia can't help but drool."

　　 "My host has a lack of appetite and tastes nothing. If this fruit is really what you said, you can buy it. How much?"

　　 "The small one is ten silver coins, the big one is thirty." Chen Fang pointed to the big and small fruits and said the price.

　　 "Choose two big ones for me." The servant directly paid for the money, and then left with two big melons.

　　 "Go well." Chen Fang is very polite to such big-handed customers.

Next, Chen Fang bought another order and got twenty silver coins. Then he saw Wenren who had changed clothes and put on a veil and ran over angrily, and Jimo, who was also wearing a veil behind her, had helpless eyes. .

　　 "Chen Fang, you are going to die, just now I and Sister Taiwan, what are you doing?" Wen Ren said angrily when he came to Chen Fang.

"Sorry, I forgot to adjust the volume. Then I turned it down. Don't be angry. Come and eat a melon." Chen Fang eagerly broke a big and round melon to Wenren, and also gave it to Jimo. .

　　 "Hmm."

　　 Hearing that the person was just thirsty, he took it, took off the veil, and ate.

　　 Jimo didn't refuse to hold the melon, put the veil away and sipped it elegantly.

　　Chen Fang gave the remaining melons to Yiyiyaya and the little fox who had been obediently by her side to eat, and then asked Jimo Wenren, "Is it delicious, sweet or not?"

　　 "Nonsense, if it doesn't taste good, will we eat it every day." Wen Renbai gave Chen Fang a glance.

"Take a look, take a look, Yuehua singer, the fruit that the Valkyrie is eating every day, delicious and sweet, limited in quantity, sold out." Chen Fang immediately turned around and shouted after hearing it, attracting a large number of people. note.

　　 "Hey~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Look, they are really Yuehua singer and Valkyrie."

　　 "They really must be eating."

　　 "Go, buy me some, the things the two goddesses eat every day, they must be delicious."

　　 "I'm going to find two goddesses to sign and take photos."

　　 "Go and go together."

　　 Just like that, a bunch of people hurried over.

　　 "You..." Hearing Chen Fang's yelling, everyone was stupid, and even the flesh in his mouth fell out.

　　 Co-authored with Chen Fang, this guy used himself and his sister as an advertisement in order to sell fruit.

　　 Jimo couldn't laugh or cry, he really wanted to buckle the melons of his hand to Chen Fang's face, but the top priority was to leave, or else he would be stuck here, don't even think about going to the auction.

　　 "We will bring Yiyiyaya in first. Come here quickly. Remember Room 15 on the second floor." After Jimo finished speaking, he took the people and left.

　　 "Got it." Chen Fang responded, and then he began to greet the surrounding customers.

　　 Fruit was sold, and money was in the bag. In this way, under the star effect of Jimo and Wenren, Chen Fang sold out even the fruit baskets, earning about six or seven gold coins.

"Without a business, I really earn money. It seems that I have to make more preparations for Yaya in the future." Chen Fang slapped the purse in his hands, but he was happy in his heart, dismissing the three bungee, and humming a little song. Burning Aixiang, he walked to the auction venue happily.