My Skills Are Not Serious

The legend of the constant contract is a contract generated by world rules after the emergence of the first intelligent creature, also known as the promise contract, which randomly appears in the world every hundred years and can be saved.

The subject of the contract simply "keep its promise". The content of the contract is self-written but cannot be written randomly. The content must be fair and without any loopholes in order to take effect. For example, if one party lets the other party die unconditionally, it will never be established. If the condition is changed to one party pays The price that the other party thinks is acceptable, it will hold.

"What if you are reluctant or forced?" Chen Fang asked.

"Do you think my auntie was willing?" Gong Xiaobai asked back.

The contract can check whether there are loopholes in the content written, but it cannot detect the emotion of the person signing the contract.

After the two parties confirm the content, they will write the contract with their real names in their own blood. The violator will be nailed to the humiliation pillar of heaven and earth, and will suffer 50 years of spit punishment, 30 years of corruption, and punishment in this world where all intelligent creatures gather. The punishment of soul-slashing for a hundred years, then disappeared in the wind of annihilation.

"Even if this contract is signed by the gods during the time of the gods, if it is violated, it will still be punished." Gong Xiaobai explained.

Maybe he felt that the explanation was not detailed enough. Gong Xiaobai also said what the humiliation pillar of heaven and earth is, what is the punishment of spit, corruption, and soul-stirring.

The Shame Pillar of Heaven and Earth is a seemingly ordinary pillar, unreal and intangible. It uses all the words that appear in this world, and it contains the words shame and the content of the contract violated by the victim.

Spit punishment and corruption punishment are well understood. The punishment of soul-stabbing is equivalent to Ling Chi, but the body is replaced by the soul.

By the way, the sentence of corruption punishment coincides with the sentence of saliva, and the saliva is somewhat acidic. With the strengthening of the world's rules, this acid can corrupt the body little by little.

"This is too illusory, isn't it true?" Chen Fang felt unreal after hearing it.

"It's true. My grandfather's generation has seen a person who was tortured by the soul. There is that person in any city in the Federation. Just ask the older generation about this. Get a definite answer." Gong Xiaobai said seriously.

"Tsk tusk, that means your aunt, this Chinese cabbage, will definitely be picked up by that pig. What a pity."

Chen Fang expressed sympathy for the charming encounter, and at the same time raised a little bit of jealousy towards the three princes who had never met. After all, charming was a great beauty.

"No, you just wanted me to chase your aunt. Wouldn't that make your aunt a defaulter and be nailed to the pole of shame? How do you think, this is not harming her." Chen Fang suddenly thought.

"How could I harm my aunt? The contract only states that the two parties are married, and it doesn't say that you can't fall in love with others before they are married. I just want my aunt to have a good relationship before marrying." Gong Xiaobai said .

Chen Fang agrees with Gong Xiaobai’s words that being charming is forced, and it is not too much to pursue happiness before marriage, but it seems that doing so will hurt two people, and Chen Fang always feels awkward. After all, charming already has a fiance. People, even if they are forced to find someone else to fall in love with a fiance, although it is logically past, it is inevitable that people will be criticized.

"Otherwise, why do you think that the third prince is always staring at the man next to my aunt? One is to be careful, and the other is to be afraid that the aunt will do things to shame him before getting married, such as unmarried...then what, you know Yes." Gong Xiaobaiba flashed his eyes and didn't say any more.

Of course Chen Fang understood what Gong Xiaobai wanted to express when he didn't say anything. He was just physically pure, and everyone was a man in his mind, and his spiritual world was almost the same.

"Which first is unmarried?" Suddenly a charming voice asked.

"What else can it be? Just hand over your body, or just get pregnant when you are unmarried. If you don't understand, pretend." Gong Xiaobai felt that someone asked this question knowingly and despised.

"Yeah, people who really don't understand are like little kids of my age like Yiyiyaya." Chen Fang echoed.

After talking about them, they felt something was wrong, and when they looked up, they saw the charming man who had been standing beside them at some point.

The sweat on Gong Xiaobai's forehead burst out.

"Auntie, when did you come."

"Sister Wu, I don't say a word when I come, it's scary." Chen Fang felt very embarrassed when the client appeared silently next to him when talking about others.

Charming didn't answer their questions, she just tenderly handed the water in her hand to Chen Fang and said, "Hey, the water I just brought back from home, I should be thirsty after talking for so long."

"It's really thirsty." Chen Fang didn't suspect that he was there, and took the water and drank it.

Hey, how does this water feel a bit like soup? Sister Wu didn't take it wrong, don't worry, it tastes good anyway, Chen Fang drank all the water with his mouth.

Gong Xiaobai had been paying attention to her charming face. Seeing that there was nothing unusual about her, she felt that her aunt had just come here, and did not hear him talking to Chen Fang, so she complained.

"Auntie, I'm also thirsty. I've been talking about it just now, but he didn't say a few words. Why do you only give him water and not me."

Charming ignored Gong Xiaobai. After seeing Chen Fang drank all of them, she retracted the cup and pretended to sniff the cup. She said with an embarrassed expression, "Look at my memory, this cup is not water but intestinal soup. Recently, customers have been complaining about constipation after eating too much hot pot, so we prepared some and put it with water, and I got it wrong."

Gong Xiaobai's face turned green after hearing it. He didn't forget what Chen Fang was in now, and what he was in.

"It's okay, it doesn't matter whether it's soup or water, it's quite thirst quenching."

Chen Fang didn't seem to care, he didn't react.

"That's good, I'll go busy." Charming smiled and nodded ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and then turned and left.

Gong Xiaobai saw that Chen Fang had drunk the soup. He felt relieved. However, he didn't dare to remind Chen Fang, fearing that he would not be happy when he noticed it. It would be fine when people were not paying attention. That is the **** of desire to collapse, it is useless to block it.

"Oh, didn't you just go to the toilet in a hurry, are you okay now?" Charming turned back and said suddenly after walking not far.

After the charming reminder, Chen Fang realized that he was still eager to vent, but when he was chatting with Gong Xiaobai, he diverted his attention and held back.

"It's okay, hold back... hold back."

As Chen Fang was talking, his stomach suddenly twitched, and now it was his turn to turn his face green, and Gong Xiaobai's face turned purple.

"Uncle, hold on." Gong Xiaobai said crying.

"Hold... can't help it."

After Chen Fang put on the Super Race wig, he flew directly to the toilet. This time a distance of ten meters to the toilet cost an intermediate core. There was no way he could not get bumpy at this time.

"Uncle, don't go, or you can get it by pulling your pants." Gong Xiaobai shouted.

Going to the toilet meant that Chen Fang squatted and watched him. Even if he closed his eyes and listened to his ears with his nose, it would be fatal.

"Go away, what do you say when I am an adult pulling pants."

Chen Fang refused directly, and then rushed into the toilet with Gong Xiaobai, who was holding his thighs, but when he was taking off his pants, he found that his pants were so tightly held by Gong Xiaobai that he could only take off half of his pants. What a tragedy Up.

"Asshole, boy, I am at odds with you."

"puff."

"vomit."

Charming laughed happily, telling you to chew on your back, what is the meaning of occupying the pit and not shit, what is the first pregnancy when you are unmarried, hum.