My Skills Are Not Serious

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Chen Fang woke up from a coma and felt his whole body burning and pain. He sat up with difficulty, only to find that he was in a dilapidated room with air leakage everywhere, and he was still wearing a bandage around him. Wrapped into a mummy.

Looking at the very regular, black and white bandages, the sausage in the crotch was also separated and packaged in great detail, and it was tied with a small cute bow.

Flowering on top, not bad.

Chen Fang nodded in satisfaction.

This person tied the bandages professionally, and the details were done well. He was a very careful person.

"..."

After a moment of silence, Chen Fang raised the table angrily.

What a ghost.

Foggy grass, where's my clothes?

Who gave me my clothes and changed the packaging?

If it's a man, Chen Fang feels sick, if it's a woman, Chen Fang feels embarrassed.

But this is nothing. What embarrass Chen Fang is that this bandage is very inappropriate.

Everything else is fine, but on the hands and the third "leg", the handling is quite embarrassing and annoying.

Nima, whoever puts a bandage will take the small change out and pack it separately. What's more, he puts a small delicate bow at the faucet outlet.

Does this look cute?

But how can I hush?

Chen Fang stretched out his palm and looked at the tightly wrapped fingers, his desire to die was gone.

The bags that should be separated separately, but the ones that should be hidden are shown off. The person who bandages himself is really an individual.

"You woke up, great, but it scared me to death, I thought you couldn't wake up."

Just when Chen Fang was embroiled in her bandages, Wu Yaoyan walked in from outside the house with a broken bowl filled with water. She looked very excited when she saw Chen Fang wake up.

At the end of the previous battle, when Wu Yaoyan found Chen Fang, his whole body was charred and black, with the smell of roasting meat. His injuries looked terrifying and still looked motionless. If it weren't for breathing, Wu Yaoyan thought Chen Fang was dead.

Later, in order to leave the battlefield as soon as possible, Wu Yaoyan used her own strength, with her weak body and strong will, to drag Chen Fang to this dilapidated hut for temporary shelter.

Chen Fang put his hand between his hips and asked a little embarrassedly: "How long have I been dizzy?"

Wu Yaoyan looked at the sun that was in front of her through the shabby roof of the hut, and said for a moment, "Six or seven hours."

"Did you beat the bandage on my body?" Chen Fang glanced away when he asked.

Wu Yaoyan was taken aback for a moment, and then said ambiguously: "I did it, but didn't do it."

She can learn about pharmaceutics and some common herbs. After dragging Chen Fang to this hut, she looked for some herbs for first aid outside, and made the medicine mud to smear Chen Fang who was injured by lightning. During this process, she noticed the bandage on Chen Fang's hand. At the same time, she accidentally discovered that the black and white bandage on his hand could stretch and extend, and she could also pack Chen Fang with her own consciousness, so she took it. To use.

?

Boss Chen Fang wondered how to pack without hands, can the bandage still be moved as he pleases.

Oh, it seems to be possible.

Chen Fang suddenly thought that the bandage on his body was the black and white bandage that had been wrapped around his hand. Not only could it extend the length, it could also be manipulated and spread.

But this is your own thing, how can others use it?

In fact, as long as the target is Chen Fang himself, the bandage can also be used by others, but if the target is not Chen Fang, then it cannot be used. Chen Fang has not tried this, so I don't know.

"oh, I see."

Chen Fang responded, and suddenly thought that regardless of whether the other party did it personally, Wu Yaoyan would feel uncomfortable when Wu Yaoyan saw her pure body and small changes that had never been exposed to outsiders.

Seeing Chen Fang's uncomfortable appearance, Wu Yaoyan thought it was because the straps were tightened too tightly, so she said apologetically. "What's wrong, isn't it too tight and uncomfortable? It's the first time I have done a whole body bandage for someone else, and it may not be good to do it properly."

Uncomfortable?

It's really uncomfortable, but it's not because of urgency.

Whether it's loose or tight, it's beyond your control. It's all automatically adjusted by the bandage.

I was uncomfortable because you took my brother out and packed it alone, which made me awkward.

Especially Chen Fang suddenly thought that once he got up, the picture of a stick with a bow tied between his hips was so beautiful that he shuddered.

Of course, Chen Fang didn't say anything about his own small changes being encapsulated separately and embarrassing him, for fear that it would embarrass the two of them.

"It's okay, it's not a matter of urgency. I didn't feel uncomfortable either, but I was a little uncomfortable with my whole body tied up. I'll just get used to it later."

Chen Fang responded casually.

After Wu Yaoyan listened, she still looked at Chen Fang seriously. She glanced up and down to make Chen Fang feel quite awkward, and she involuntarily opened her body sideways.

After seeing Chen Fang's hand between her hips, Wu Yaoyan suddenly realized something and said with a smile:

"Don't feel embarrassed that you let me see the body and wiped it with your hands when applying the medicine. At that time, you were seriously injured and needed urgent treatment. It is expedient, so don't worry about it."

"And I am much older than you. I am considered an elder. You can treat you as if your mother gave you a bath when you were young."

! ! !

Chen Fang's eyes widened after hearing this.

I went, and I used it while taking the medicine. That doesn't mean that I was touched all over my body.

Oh, I am no longer pure, I was defiled by a middle-aged woman with a husband and children.

Chen Fang looked up, he was afraid that Wu Yaoyan would see his sad tears.

That is, Wu Yaoyan didn't know what Chen Fang was thinking, otherwise, she would have to kill Chen Fang.

Middle-aged women?

Using such words to describe a beautiful and charming big beauty, you don't know how to write the word "death".

And in your last sentence, what is the elder being older than me? How much difference is between us? How do I think you are taking advantage of me?

Chen Fang curled his lips and was noncommittal about Wu Yaoyan's words. In fact, he didn't care if he was touched by the light. Anyway, the other party is a woman or a big beauty. As long as he is not a man, he really cares. It's too embarrassing for myself to make small changes and show the appearance.

In order to hide the dirt, bah, in order not to let the small change change, Chen Fang feels that he should put on clothes, although he is not naked with a bandage on his body, his own small change is talented, but just walk out like this Throwing sticks all over the street is really too public, which is quite inconsistent with his low-key personality. In order to prevent other men from seeing inferiority, Chen Fang thinks it is better to wear pants.

So Chen Fang asked, "Where are my clothes?"

"The black suit and the short sleeves inside were torn to pieces by lightning and can no longer be worn, so I lost it."

"I will wash the remaining shorts and panties." Wu Yaoyan said truthfully.

washed?

Do you want to be so diligent, Chen Fang is speechless.

But it doesn't matter if he washes it, he can also wear it with water. After all, his shorts and underwear are special, they are items that were previously obtained from the system with indestructible and self-cleaning properties.

When Chen Fang was about to ask Wu Yaoyan's pants where she was drying, the other party took out a very familiar crystal and sent it to him.

"By the way, this is your heart of origin."

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