My Skills Are Not Serious

At sunset, the sky is getting darker

The soldiers guarding the south gate of Jiangcheng were waiting for the moment when the sky was completely lighted up before closing the gate.

"Pharaoh, we will close the gates later, do you want to go and have fun."

A wretched-looking soldier of the two guards said in a tone that a man could understand.

"You don't want your life, go there every day, be careful of the day when you suddenly die on a woman's belly, so that the beautiful wife who just came over will be a widow, and it will be cheaper for others." The other guard said with a smile.

"Just say whether you want to go or not, what are you talking about my daughter-in-law." said the wretched guard.

The other guard shook his head, "Go, there is always someone watching here, waiting for the brothers behind to come and change the guard, if no one is watching here, and the boss knows, we are all dead."

"Then trouble you, every time you stay, I feel a little embarrassed."

"Brothers, why are you talking about this."

"Well, I'm not welcome anymore. By the way, when you go back in the evening, pass by my door to help me talk to my wife and go back later."

"What time is it late?"

"It's about midnight."

"Oh, that's enough."

"What is enough."

"It's nothing, but I am a little envious that you can still make a home in this Jiangcheng."

"What's the matter? There are so many empty houses in the city. You can occupy them as you please. If you call your family, you won't have them."

"I'll forget it. There are old people at home, and it's tiring to run all the way over, and they are used to living in Jiangcheng."

"Well, it's better for me, just a daughter-in-law, no one at all."

"So are you. A beautiful daughter-in-law goes out to fool around every day. Be careful if your daughter-in-law asks you for it, you can't deliver it."

"Don't worry, I have a bad body, and my wife seems to be pregnant, so she won't ask me for it for a long time."

"Your daughter-in-law is pregnant? Why don't I know when it happened."

"I didn't tell you, how do you know, it was only two or three months ago."

"Oh, that's it, then I will sell some tonics to send over at night."

"How embarrassing it is."

"You're welcome, this is what I should be."

"Pharaoh, it's a great honor to have a brother like you, and let you be his godfather when the child is born."

"What's the point of godfather? Just be a kind of affectionate person if you want to do it."

"Yes, right, right, godfather who is as close as a real father."

"Let's go, the sun is down, we will close the city gate together, and you will find your concubine after you close it. I am waiting for someone to change the guard, and I will also find my concubine."

"Come on, by the way, Pharaoh, when do you have a woman? Are you beautiful?"

"It's not pretty, Xiaojiabiyu."

"Have a husband?"

"Nonsense, or how do you call it a concubine."

"Who is his husband, do I know him and what he looks like."

"It's relatively awkward. You see others from time to time, but you don't recognize it with a familiar face."

"Familiar, unrecognizable? Do I still know such a person? Where did I meet him."

"Why not? When you and I went to the river to wash in the morning, we saw it every day."

"Well, the people who go to the river to wash are much older, who is it?"

"Why, you want to inform the secret after asking."

"How can it be, I just want to know which hapless guy was that you pried the corner of the wall."

"Wait for a while, it's almost time for your child to be born, even if I don't tell you then, you will know."

"For so long, I am curious now."

"You are curious about my shit, hurry up, close the city gate, where to go and where to go."

"okay."

Just when the two guards were pushing the city gate to close, Yiqi galloped from a distance and shouted, "Don't shut it down first, don't shut it down first, the garrisoned troops are going to enter the city."

The two guards were stunned when they heard the shout, stopped the half-closed city gate, stood in front of the city gate, and looked at the knight wearing the soldier costume of the river city who was rushing.

"The garrison army? The above seems to have not told us that there is a garrison army coming, and ours is the south gate, shouldn't it come from the east gate?"

The guard Pharaoh was a little puzzled.

"Why do you think so much? We are just a small soldier. Maybe the upper hand may inform others."

"Really, I've only come now, it's delayed my time, I don't know how many people have come, and how long will it take to finish."

The wretched guard complained.

Seeing that the city gate is about to close, you can go happily, but it's really uncomfortable to have trouble at this time.

Although puzzled, the two guards didn't think much about seeing the visitor wearing Hecheng's soldier costume.

The knight drove to the gate of the city and screamed at the old guard and the wretched guard: "What do you do while standing, don't open the gate. The army will come over later. If you delay entering the city, you two Go up to the hanging gate to air dry."

Seeing how fierce the knight was on the horse, the old king and the wretched guard did not hesitate at all, hurriedly ran to open the half-closed city gate again.

After the city gate was opened, the old Wang and the wretched guard got together again, whispering secretly.

"Really, it's a soldier from the river city anyway, he's cruel to us." The wretched guard whispered.

The old Wang glanced at the knight and warned in a low voice: "You should be quiet and don't let people hear it. People can be like us. Soldiers on horseback are inherently superior to those of us who walk."

The wretched guard looked at the horse under the knight's crotch, and said enviously, "If only I had a horse."

"Then you must be an awakened first, and you have to go to battle with a horse to kill the enemy, with your head hung on your trouser belt. Anyway, I don't envy you. Honestly guard the gate, at least you don't have to fear losing your life.

"Also."

The two guards murmured for a while, and the army garrisoned by the knight appeared outside the city.

The heads were crushed by the black people, the crowd was scattered, and the soldiers looked tired and listless. Some people walked with their weapons supported on crutches, staggering as if they were about to fall.

When the wretched guard saw it, he gloated and said, "I'm afraid it's just to hurry. I didn't give a rest on the road. It's also exhausting."

"It is estimated that this time the leader of the army is also a master who does not regard the soldiers under him as human beings."

Lao Wang was not surprised at this, and said sympathetically.

This kind of leader should not be too much to lead the army in Hecheng, which is one of the reasons why the old king is willing to be a gate guard.

After waiting for a while, the army came to the city gate. A big figure riding a ferocious earth dragon and wearing a gorgeous costume, accompanied by a few guards wearing exquisite armor, entered the city proudly. door.

One of the leading figures, riding a ground dragon, stopped when he approached the old Wang and the wretched guard, and winked at a guard next to him.

The guard nodded after receiving a wink, and then patted the cowering Pharaoh and the wretched guard when the mount came here and said:

"You come and take us to the barracks individually."

Lao Wang and the wretched guard glanced at each other~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The wretched guard didn't want to take the job because of fear, so they said first:

"Pharaoh, why don't you go."

"It's better for you to go. It just happens that you are not okay. I will close the gate of the city."

Lao Wang gave the wretched guard a color.

The wretched guard hesitated, but nodded.

"What are you muttering, hurry up," the guard said impatiently.

"Come, come, please come with me, my lord."

The wretched guard ran out immediately, leading the way.

At this point, the crushed army began to enter the city.

At this time, Wen Ren, who was hiding in the army, felt relieved, and couldn't help muttering:

"This is too easy."