My son is obviously a playboy, how come he became the tiger of the empire?

In the evening.

Zhou Zhongyi came out of the regiment office, with his hands behind his back and a smile on his face: "After a day, I wonder how Lin Hui and the gang are doing in training?"

Soon, he came to the playground.

On the huge playground, there was no one except two or three birds.

Zhou Zhongyi was confused: "Where are all the people?"

He looked at his watch and saw that it was time for dinner. Would they eat in the cafeteria?

When he arrived at the cafeteria, he found that there was no fire at all today.

Zhou Zhongyi was a little panicked and hurried out to look for it.

Not to mention people, there was not even a ghost in the camp.

"Fuck!" Zhou Zhongyi was dumbfounded: "Why is there no one in the camp? Where did Lin Hui take the people?"

"Captain, why are you here?"

Zhou Zhongyi turned his head and saw the chief of staff coming out of the toilet with his pants held up.

He rushed forward, grabbed the chief of staff's hand, and was about to speak when he was stunned: "Did you wash your hands? Why are your hands wet?"

The chief of staff blushed and wiped his hands on his body: "Sorry, sorry..."

Zhou Zhongyi glared at him and wiped his hands on his clothes: "Lao Liu, where are our regiment members? I looked around and didn't see a ghost?"

The chief of staff was stunned for a moment: "They went out for training, and they went out early in the morning."

Zhou Zhongyi was stunned for a moment.

They went out early in the morning, why didn't anyone tell him?

The chief of staff asked worriedly: "Captain, there is only one month left. Lin Hui doesn't take everyone to train quickly, but runs away instead. Isn't that too unreliable?"

Zhou Zhongyi laughed and slapped him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, if Lin Hui is unreliable, our regiment will not be able to find a reliable one. It was he who killed the commander of the Blue Army in the exercise and destroyed their command center."

"Since he is the chief instructor, we have to trust him."

The chief of staff nodded: "You are right. Trust people when you employ them, and don't employ them if you don't trust them."

Zhou Zhongyi smiled and said: "Okay, don't worry about it, let them practice on their own!"

The chief of staff rolled his eyes. Who is worried?

Just now, you were the one who was in a hurry and asked where the people were!

...

In a blink of an eye, half a month has passed.

In the dense jungle, two heads suddenly popped out from the trees.

The two men were dark-skinned, agile, and wearing clothes made of leaves.

At first glance, they looked like two primitive people.

When I got closer, I found that they were actually Wang Yong and Chen Erhu.

Chen Erhu stretched and said, "We have walked 40 kilometers today. We just rested for an hour. Let's start looking for food now."

He looked around and was confused: "Why is there no one here?"

Wang Yong said unhappily, "We must have overslept! Those old soldiers are so cunning. They must have gone out early in the morning. I guess the whole forest has been turned over by them now!"

Chen Erhu was stunned: "What? Is there anything for us to eat?"

"Bullshit!" Wang Yong glared at him: "The insects' ancestors may have been eaten by them for eighteen generations. It's all because of them. You!"

Chen Erhu said angrily: "Why do you blame me? It's because of those sour fruits you found that made me poop with you and used up all my energy. Otherwise, would I have overslept?"

Wang Yong raised his voice: "Oh, you still have the nerve to blame me? If you had given me half of that big bug in the morning, would I have gone to find sour fruits? Without sour fruits, would we have diarrhea?"

"What are you two arguing about? I can hear you chattering from a distance!"

The two looked down and saw Lin Hui standing under the tree in a fashionable leaf outfit.

The forest was wet and hot, and clothes could not be worn and easily burned.

So everyone simply took off their clothes and put on cool leaf outfits.

The two immediately jumped down from the tree one after another like monkeys.

Wang Yong stared at Lin Hui's lower body with a smile: "Brother Hui, can you lend me one of your leaves?"

Lin Hui stared at him: "Why?"

Wang Yong said embarrassedly: "My leaf was accidentally cut, and I was bitten by a mosquito when I was sleeping at night. You know the mosquitoes here are very poisonous! Look, my skin is swollen, like a club!"

"Get lost!"

Lin Hui spat: "I don't want to go blind! If you want leaves, go find them yourself. I have to find food. You guys hurry up, or they will eat all the leaves."

After saying that, he turned and left.

The two shrugged helplessly and went to find food in another direction.

After walking a distance, the two suddenly stopped, their eyes widened.

On the tree in front, there were many fruits of different sizes."Erhu, we have food!"

Wang Yong excitedly pulled him forward, but Chen Erhu did not move.

"What's wrong?"

Chen Erhu became cautious: "Will this fruit be like the sour fruit yesterday, and will cause diarrhea after eating it? I finally dried those two leaves, and they will be gone if I spray them again."

Wang Yong smiled: "Don't worry, based on my experience, today's fruit is absolutely fine! You can see that the fruit is round and dark in color, it must be fine, definitely not sour, I promise not to spray it!"

"I don't believe you!"

Chen Erhu groaned: "That's how you tricked me yesterday!"

Wang Yong looked unhappy: "Then how about this, I'll eat it first, if it's not sour and doesn't make me upset, you can eat it, how about that?"

Chen Erhu smiled: "That's fine."

Wang Yong rolled his eyes: This stinky boy is getting smarter and smarter, and he can't fool him anymore: "You climb the tree to pick the fruit, and I'll take over from below."

"Okay!"

The two hurried to the tree, and Chen Erhu hugged the tree and prepared to climb up.

"Fuck, there's a fruit tree over there, hurry up!"

Just then, a voice suddenly came from a distance.

An old soldier's eyes lit up, and he rushed towards the fruit tree as if he had found a treasure.

Wang Yong was startled: "Erhu, hurry up, climb up quickly, those bandits are here to rob!"

In the woods, there are no rules.

The quick hand gets the reward, the slow hand gets the reward.

If they rob everything, there will be nothing left.

Chen Erhu didn't care about anything else, and climbed up.

When he climbed to the top, he stretched out his hand and was about to pick the fruit.

Bang!

Chen Erhu suddenly felt his head hit by a hammer.

Then his eyes went black, and he fell straight down from the tree.

Fortunately, Wang Yong was there to catch him, otherwise he would have a concussion.

Chen Erhu was dizzy and his eyes were full of double images: "Hey, I, how did I get down?"

Others also quickly gathered around: "What happened?"

Chen Erhu shook his head: "I don't know, it seems that something hit me."

Suddenly, an old soldier covered his head and squatted down: "Damn, something hit me, it hurts!"

Everyone immediately raised their heads and saw several monkeys on the tree holding fruits in their hands, grinning at them.

But as they laughed, the monkeys couldn't laugh anymore.

Everyone, including Wang Yong, had green eyes, swallowing saliva and licking their tongues.

"Have you eaten monkey meat?"

"Not yet!"

"Then what the hell are you doing, fuck him! I want to eat monkey brains!"

Swoosh, everyone rushed to the tree like crazy.

The monkeys were instantly furious and scared.

A few who reacted quickly jumped directly to other trees and ran away.

Just as the last one was about to escape, Wang Yong grabbed it by the neck and pulled it down from the tree.

"Chirp chirp chirp..."

The monkey struggled and screamed desperately.

It almost scratched Wang Yong's face.

Wang Yong was so angry that he went up and slapped the monkey several times, making the monkey stunned: "I told you to scream, I told you to scream! I told you to scratch, I told you to scratch!"

Chen Erhu said angrily: "Beat him, beat him!"

"Quick, make a fire!"

"Leave the monkey brain to me!"

"Hehehe, we have meat to eat today, no need to eat wild fruits! It's clean and hygienic, brothers!"

A group of people found rattan to tie up the monkey.

The people next to him immediately brought branches and started to make a fire.

Looking at the rising fire, the monkey was scared to pee on the spot.

Wang Yong took out a dagger polished with a stone and walked towards it with a smile: "Big Brother, you are lucky today. You come to treat the brothers to a meal, which is also a contribution to our army!" Just as he was about to cut the monkey's stomach open, a loud roar suddenly came from a distance: "Stop it!"