My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 266 I have to learn how to hold a funeral

   "Did you lose the gold master father, or the silver master father?"

  Fang Mo pointed to the two identical Georges behind him, and asked Jonathan.

"I…"

  Jonathan was also dumbfounded when he saw this, and subconsciously said in a daze: "I lost... the real father who was stabbed by Dior just now."

   "Dad stabbed by Dior? OK, arranged."

When Fang Mo heard this, he snapped his fingers, and then pulled out a dagger from his arms: "Look, I'll teach you Dior's cry first, um... Qiao Qiao! I'm not a man anymore! wryyyyy!"

   Having said that, Fang Mo directly raised the knife in his hand.

"wait wait wait!"

  Jonathan was taken aback when he saw this, and quickly stopped him: "Teacher, that's not what I meant!"

"Um?"

  Hearing Jonathan's words, Fang Mo also stopped his movements: "Didn't you say that? Dad who wants to be stabbed by Dior, what I like the most is to satisfy other people's wishes..."

   "Sorry teacher, I just said something wrong."

  Jonathan said quickly: "Actually, what I mean is...I want my real dad."

"Mr. Steve, what's going on here?" Of course Alina next to him saw this scene, and these two identical George Joestars really made her a little confused: "Uncle George, he... How did it become two?"

   "After all, I am a real miracle doctor, not the same as the deadly poison doctor like Wu Renji and Liu Hongbin in Xiongfeng Mountain."

  Fang Mo shrugged his shoulders and said, "My medical skills are unprecedentedly brilliant. Heal one, save two... So it's understandable that this happens occasionally."

"This…"

  Erina was dumbfounded after hearing this, and she was stunned for a long time before she could say: "I have learned medical knowledge from my father since I was a child, and I have never encountered such a situation. Today is a good experience..."

   "So then I have two fathers?"

  Jonathan was also a little confused, subconsciously asked Fang Mo.

   "That's not the case." Fang Mo shook his head, and explained to the two: "Actually, you still only have one father. As for the other one...that's for burial."

"what???"

  Jonathan's eyes widened after hearing this: "This...buried? Mr. Steve, are you sure?"

   "It's been said that clothes can't be fooled by fate, so you have to come up with real goods."

Fang Mo nodded, and then said: "Not only do we have to bury him, but we also have to make him look good. After all, Mr. Qiao was a nobleman before his death. You can't be sloppy with his funeral affairs as a son. It's best to do it yourself. Ask him for his opinion on what to do, whether it is Chinese style or Western style, what kind of wood for the coffin, andesite or diorite for the tombstone, you have to ask about it.”

"This…"

  Jonathan felt his brain buzzing when he heard this.

However, Fang Mo had no intention of stopping at all, and he continued to warn with a serious face: "If you follow the Chinese style, then you have to prepare paper figurines quickly. Of course, Mr. Qiao's family has a big business, so we don't need paper figurines." That's fine, I'll find some uranium, titanium, silver and black slaves, and let's burn them down, I heard that burning black slaves is not illegal now."

"However, uranium, titanium and silver may be a bit troublesome, but we can wait until World War II to burn it. I engraved your father's name on the big stove in Poland, and everything burned there will be your father's name." of…"

   "A... living sacrifice!?"

  Hearing this, Alina next to her was already covering her mouth in fright. Isn't this too scary?

   "Mr. Steve, don't scare Alina."

  Different from Elina, Jonathan has been in contact with Fang Mo for a while after all, and knows that he likes to joke. Although Jonathan is slow-witted, he has gradually realized that the smell is coming, and it is estimated that the other party is joking again.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

  Fang Mo himself couldn't help laughing.

"Ugh…"

  Seeing Fang Mo's actions, Jonathan helped his forehead helplessly.

  My teacher is good in everything, but he is too unreliable. Are all mages like this?

   "So it was a joke?"

  Erina couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when she heard this.

She has not been in contact with Fang Mo for a long time. It was nothing more than being tricked by Fang Mo into eating golden apples and essence berries, and then giving him a sword. After that, Fang Mo disappeared from the world. I can't find anyone, I just heard those and thought it was true.

   "But it's a joke, but this white matter still needs to be done."

After raising his head and laughing a little, Fang Mo continued to talk to the two of them: "At least I'm not joking about fate, Qiao Qiao, your Joestar family has indeed been short-lived ghosts for generations... "

   "Is that so?"

  Jonathan nodded slowly when he heard this: "I understand, teacher, I will take this matter seriously."

   "These two old Joes behind me."

Fang Mo said: "The one on the left is real, your father's soul is here, and the one on the right is fake, just an empty shell... If you don't believe it, you can transfer both of them to the hospital first Go, the one on the left will wake up, and the one on the right will be in a permanent vegetative state."

   "Then let's wait until father wakes up. If we bury him now... I'm afraid of getting confused."

  Jonathan thought for a while and said, then turned to look at Alina: "By the way, Alina, can we go to your hospital?"

   "Well, of course."

  Erina nodded immediately: "I also think this matter is too strange. Instead of us making a decision, we might as well let Uncle George wake up and let him make his own decision."

   "That's it."

  Jonathan nodded, then looked at Fang Mo: "Mr. Steve, is this okay?"

   "Oh, it doesn't matter to me."

Fang Mo spread his hands: "Healing diseases and saving people is just for fun. The real work is to study how to hold a funeral. After a while, I will help a highly respected mage from Karma Taj to hold a funeral. This time I just practice my hands first, I'm afraid I'll laugh when the time comes..."

   "..."

  After hearing what Fang Mo said, Jonathan and Alina glanced at each other and were speechless.

   There was a long silence, and finally it was Jonathan who broke the silence.

   "By the way, Mr. Steve."

  Jonathan didn't know whether he suddenly remembered it, or simply wanted to change the subject, and suddenly Fang Mo asked, "Did you see a man named Spitwagen when you came in to fight the fire?"

   "Oh, I almost forgot him if you didn't tell me."

When Fang Mo heard this, he patted his head and said, "I said, why does it feel like something is missing... It turned out that the commentator was disconnected. By the way, I saw him just now. Didn't you two see him when you came out? "

"No ah."

  The two looked at each other and shook their heads.

   "Where did you see him?" Jonathan asked a little strangely: "Spittwagen is not the kind of man who would run away, he should still be around here."

   "Looks like it's in the fountain over there."

   Fang Mo thought for a while and said.

   "Nani!?"

  Jonathan was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly ran towards the fountain in the distance, but when he went over, he found that the other party was really soaking in the fountain, but he had lost consciousness at the moment.

   Fortunately, he fell inside with his back up, and the buoyancy of the water exposed his face, so he was not drowned.

   "Jojo, is this gentleman Spitwagen?"

  Erina also walked over and saw Jonathan dragging him out of the water, and asked in surprise, "How did he get burned like this? Was it caused by the fire just now?"

"Although Spitwagen was born on the street of ghouls and had the same unfortunate background as Dior, he has a shining point like a hero, which I admire very much." Jonathan said: "It is precisely because of his help that I Only then can we find the evidence that Dior poisoned secretly, and catch the oriental man who sold the poison."

   "Is that so?"

  Erina nodded after listening: "Then he is indeed a real hero."

   "Teacher Steve, can you help Mr. Spitwagen too?" Jonathan looked up at Fang Mo: "He was burned like this to save me, and he is now unconscious."

   "Do you want this Spit King root, or do you want this Speed ​​Silver root..."

"Mr. Steve, stop joking at this time." Jonathan couldn't help but support his forehead and said, "He is my savior anyway, and he is not from the Joestar family, so he shouldn't have such a short life." You need to hold a funeral for yourself to avoid your fate, right?"

   "That's true."

  Fang Mo nodded, and the commentator himself was really saved: "Get out of the way, I'm going to attack the genius doctor again."

  Hearing this, both Jonathan and Alina stepped aside quickly, for fear of affecting Fang Mo.

As for Fang Mo, he walked slowly in front of Spitwagen. To be honest, the other party was still awake at first, but he passed out as soon as he turned around. Maybe he was just holding on at first. Well, this perseverance is indeed quite powerful, after all, extensive burns are really painful.

  Thinking of this, Fang Mo directly tore the opponent's clothes first.

  Because of being burned by the flames, his clothes are now glued together with his skin and flesh, turning into a scorched black charcoal-like substance.

   "I'm overwhelmed, isn't this too hot?"

  Fang Mo complained about the severity of the other party's burns, while activating the regeneration ability of the beacon.

  Under the action of the energy from the lower world, the hard shell on Spitwagen's body surface was quickly receded, and then the granulation squirmed, and his body recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye.

   After about a few minutes, Spitwagen suddenly sat up from the ground.

   "Monster! That monster named Dio!"

Seeing Spitwagen's eyes wide open, he shouted in panic and surprise: "I have traveled to many places in my life, and I have seen all kinds of things all over the world. I have seen rare animals in America, strange plants in Asia, Big trees in the Caribbean Sea, and a huge tornado... But I have never seen a monster like Dior!"

   "Good guy... just wake up and explain life-saving first, right?"

   Fang Mo raised his forehead when he saw this.

  (end of this chapter)