My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 288 The Galaxy Heist (2 in 1)

   "Team Rocket?"

  Rocket Raccoon looked a little surprised. He touched his head and said, "It's really my name... I'm a little moved when you say that."

   "Then do it directly?"

Fang Mo suddenly showed a smile of fearing that the world would not be chaotic: "We can also steal Sovereign's batteries together, and grab other people's prosthetics together, just like Di Fan the collector, you can also build a huge warehouse, Storing all the snatched, stolen loot...how cool."

   "Hahaha, that sure sounds like fun!"

  Rocket Raccoon was also amused after hearing it, but he didn't nod immediately: "But I still want to ask a question, what you said... shouldn't be something you are interested in, right?"

"Okay."

  Fang Mo smiled noncommittally: "My only purpose is to find a way to go home."

"That…"

  Rocket Raccoon lowered his head and pondered for a while, then looked up at Fang Mo: "Take me back to see if there is a chance?"

   "Then don't regret it."

  Fang Mo stretched out a palm directly: "If you can really go back to my hometown, I guess you will be popular all the time, and then don't eat yourself like a fat ball or something."

   "Don't worry, my eating habits have always been healthy."

  Rocket Raccoon also smiled, and stretched out his little paw to shake Fang Mo.

"Do you need me to take you out?" Fang Mo smiled: "With just a snap of our fingers, we can teleport directly from here to the void, and then Groot will be the tree, and Xingjue and I will take care of it." Collector Divan grabbed Aruba, while you videotaped, broadcasting this video of hope to the entire galaxy..."

   "So what the **** is Aruba?"

  Rocket Raccoon couldn't help asking: "You've been talking about this since just now, does it sound like a punishment?"

"On my home planet, it's a kind of game played by children." Fang Mo explained: "It's just to take a person... oh, it can only be a man. In short, first arrest a man and hold his two hands. Let him do the splits with one foot, and then hit a big tree, a utility pole, a health care horizontal bar, or a cactus or something like that."

   "Oh my god..."

  Rocket Raccoon slapped his face directly: "I can probably understand why the death rate of leek spirits is so high."

The two were talking, but a large number of drones flooded out of the passage, and began to bombard the surroundings indiscriminately. Groot launched the attack immediately, but there were still some interferences that slipped through the net. There are two people.

   "Well, it looks like it's time for us to leave."

  Rocket Raccoon said while dodging the attack: "But forget about the teleportation, our spaceship is still here... Can you help me deal with the guards?"

   "OjβK."

  Fang Mo nodded, and launched an attack in the next second.

He raised his hand and pointed, and a black-purple gravitational ray burst out, directly disintegrating a series of drones, and then tore a big hole in the prison deck, piercing through the usual solitary prisoner. The cabin, the infirmary, and the police cabin, and then broke through the outermost force field barrier, disappearing into the universe.

   And in the next second, the surrounding sirens immediately escalated.

   "The outer armor layer of the prison is damaged!"

   "Repeat, the outer armor layer of the prison is damaged!"

Accompanied by the loud shouts, the air pressure in the entire Keling Prison began to drop suddenly, and the vacuum environment outside quickly sucked up the air here, and tables, chairs, and a lot of messy things all flew out crazily .

"I go!"

  Rocket Raccoon was also almost blown away. Fortunately, he grabbed Fang Mo's thigh with his claws and survived. At this moment, his hair was flattened by the strong wind: "What are you doing!?"

   "Take care of the guard."

   While talking, Fang Mo raised his hand and pointed at a drone and clicked it out.

"do not!"

  Rocket Raccoon shouted quickly when he saw this.

However, it was already too late, and another thunderous ray flew out, smashing all tangible matter into dust along the way, and then punched a hole in the outermost layer of Kling Prison, disappearing into the universe in space.

Then this is the end of the game. Since the left and right sides of the prison were opened with a big opening, the vacuum negative pressure on both sides is frantically sucking the gas in the prison. As a result, a vortex-shaped airflow is even formed. Tables and chairs, even those drones in mid-air, and some weak buildings, iron gates, pillars, etc. were torn off, and then thrown into space.

   Fortunately, the prisoners around had already slipped away when they saw something was wrong, otherwise they would all have turned into space popsicles by now.

   "Shut up!!"

  Rocket Raccoon held Fang Mo's pants tightly with both hands, and started to curse: "Don't deal with the guards! Find a way to block the hole, I can't catch you soon!"

   "I'm Groot. (Rocket, hurry up, I'm here to help you.

However, it was Groot who was faster than Fang Mo. At this moment, he suddenly shouted, and then his hands stretched out and turned into countless vines, and then attached to the shell of the deck and grew rapidly. The gray-white vines quickly blocked the damaged area. .

   "Fack, thank goodness..."

Rocket Raccoon breathed a sigh of relief, and said directly to Fang Mo: "What the **** are you shooting at? The outer deck of Kling Prison is protected by a force field, and it is impossible for an accelerated particle cannon to hit it in one shot. Wear... Is your power a little foul?"

   "Oh, this is another ability of mine, called Sutra Transcendence."

Fang Mo explained casually: "I can convert the Buddhist scriptures that I meditate in my heart into energy, and then shoot them out through my fingertips, directly hitting the enemy until their souls are wiped out. Call this technique ejaculation..."

   "???"

  Rocket Raccoon is completely confused.

  However, before he could say anything, Fang Mo started talking on his own.

"Of course, shooting scriptures is only the most basic method of superseding." Fang Mo said cheerfully: "Beyond this, I have also studied various superseding methods such as stray shooting, random shooting, wild shooting, and turning around and shooting evil spirits." means."

   "I don't think what you're introducing is like Chaodu, but rather like an interstellar stallion."

Rocket Raccoon grinned when he heard it, and couldn't help complaining: "The interstellar gunner is talking about you, right? I think Quill is **** enough... But after you finished speaking, I think you are just a walking horror Sac, I don't want to team up with you anymore, I'm afraid you can make male test animals pregnant as well."

"Ha ha ha ha."

  Fang Mo was delighted after hearing this: "I didn't expect you to be quite good at making complaints. From now on, you will be a core member of the Rockets, and will be in charge of making complaints."

   "What is Tucao service?"

  Rocket Raccoon was taken aback: "Is it a position like captain?"

   "Better than that."

  Fang Mo said: "Tucao servants have a setting of +50 favorability at any time. As long as they are not too desperate, I can satisfy most of the requirements."

   "Then what is this job for?"

   asked Rocket Raccoon.

"Isn't what you did just now very good?" Fang Mo said, "I knew you were sharp-tongued, but I didn't expect you to be so sharp when complaining. Have you ever considered signing a contract with me and going to other places together?" World travel? I'll allow you to steal Charles' wheelchair..."

   "What's the mess?"

  Rocket Raccoon was even more confused after listening: "You don't just like to make trouble for others, do you?"

  As a result, after Rocket finished speaking, Fang Mo suddenly looked at him in surprise, with an expression as if to say, 'You discovered this all'.

   "..."

  Rocket Raccoon didn't speak, but helped his forehead helplessly.

   After Fang Mo saw Rocket Raccoon holding his forehead, his mood suddenly became happy.

After being pierced by Fang Mo's two outer armors, these security personnel did not dare to attack Fang Mo without authorization. There is no way, everyone is ordinary people, and they can't stay in the vacuum environment of the universe for long. In a hurry, blow up the Klin Prison and everyone will be finished.

   Not long after, Xingjue trotted back with a security armband.

   "Hey, what just happened?"

I saw Xingjue said with a confused face: "I was grabbing the armband just now, but a black light suddenly flashed above my head, and then the prison was leaked, who is driving the Star Destroyer to rob the prison? ?”

   "A good news and a bad news, which one do you want to hear?"

   Rocket Raccoon said.

   "Then let me hear the good news first." Xingjue was taken aback for a moment, then said immediately.

   "The good news is that this boss is on our side."

   Rocket Raccoon said.

   "What about the bad news?" Star-Lord asked.

   "What this boss said before is true." Rocket Raccoon said: "Including the story of the employer he told before, do you understand what I mean?"

   "..."

   Xingjue was suddenly speechless.

   After holding back for a long time, he barely managed to say a word to Fang Mo: "Brother, Yondu really made you catch... You didn't sleep just now, did you?"

   "I know, but I've changed my mind now."

Fang Mo looked at Xingjue with a smile: "Originally, I planned to use you to find Yongdu in exchange for a bounty, but I suddenly found that the universe spirit ball was missing, and it must have been taken away by him, so I decided to take you with you." He changed the cosmic spirit ball."

   "What? The universe spirit ball is gone?"

   Xingjue was taken aback for a moment, and then cursed in a low voice: "These people are really fast..."

   "Okay, anyway, let's leave first."

  Rocket Raccoon interrupted Star-Lord's words impatiently: "Anyway, go and drive my spaceship here first, and then get out of this stinking ghost place."

   "Yes, and my spaceship!"

  Xingjue also quickly echoed: "Mirano, you will definitely like it."

   "My name is Groot?" The giant Groot, more than ten meters high, also came over: Then how should we get out?

   "Hmph, this is simple."

Rocket Raccoon shook the security armband in his hand triumphantly: "As long as I find a way to get into the surveillance tower, I can find a way to turn this place into a zero-gravity area, and then control the drone as a power source to smash through this place." ..."

  Before he finished speaking, Fang Mo had already punched him out.

   "Boom!!"

It was just a random punch, as if it drained all the surrounding air, followed by a loud bang, the nearly one-meter-thick alloy gate was violently blasted open, and the terrible air wave flew together with the gate like an explosion Going out, the torn and deformed door was forcibly rolled by the air for nearly a hundred meters before it slammed into the corridor with a bang.

   "..."

  Seeing this scene, the scene fell into an eerie silence.

   After a long time, Rocket Raccoon changed his mind and said, "Or just follow him...just walk out like this."

Then the next thing is very simple. Because of Fang Mo's terrifying performance, the guards in the prison really dare not stop him anymore, and thanks to him, other people in the Guardians of the Galaxy...including Rocket Raccoon, Star Lord Peter Quill and Drax the Destroyer also walked out together.

   As for Groot, who turned into a giant.

  It studied a bit, then shrunk itself back to normal size.

However, although Groot has returned to his original height, his figure has obviously changed. At first his shape was a bit like Ivern, belonging to the thin, tall and slender type, but now he is used by Fang Mo with the Arcane Ring After strengthening, it becomes stronger.

  The arms are broad, the body is thick, and the vines on the body surface have turned into something like a plank.

  And Groot's body is still that gray-white color, as if the trees are gradually petrified, and there is a little silver metal texture, in short, it looks very strong.

  Because no one stopped them, everyone quickly got back their items and returned to the spaceship.

   It is worth mentioning that after Rocket Raccoon saw Star-Lord's spaceship, he immediately threw his small spaceship away, saying that everyone should take the Mirano together.

   "Oh, that ship looks really nice."

  Rocket Raccoon touched the various facilities around him, and said to Star-Lord: "I didn't see it, Quill, you are quite rich, these things are obviously not cheap."

   "Actually... this ship was given to me by Yondu."

  Xingjue shrugged embarrassingly: "You read that right, I am a pauper."

   "Ha, no wonder he wants to offer you a reward." Rocket Raccoon laughed and said, "This spaceship alone is worth more than ten of you."

   "Okay, don't bury him yet."

  Fang Mo waved his hand and said, "Anyway, let him contact Yondu quickly, I want to ask that guy something."

   "Hear that, Quill."

  Rocket Raccoon pointed to the communication station not far away: "Don't go against Team Rocket's wishes, hurry up and contact Yondu... We are planning to exchange you for a bounty, and that ball."

   "It's the Cosmic Spirit Ball."

Xingjue sighed helplessly, and he didn't dare to disobey Fang Mo's thoughts. After all, the strength that this guy just showed was too scary, and he suspected that the other party was out of his mind before, so at this moment, he should admit it first, so Went to the communication platform and started to operate.

   Soon the communication signal was sent out.

   Seeing this, Fang Mo also slowly walked to Xingjue's side, and pressed his shoulder with one hand.

   "Well... don't move yet..."

  Fang Mo pressed Xingjue's shoulder, frowned slightly and reminded: "I don't get along well with this thing. If you mess up because of your tampering, I can only be serious."

   "Huh? What's real or not?"

  Xingjue was taken aback.

  But in the next second, a red light suddenly lit up on Fang Mo's hand.

This is the unique glow of reality gems. Before Xingjue could react, a large number of wounds suddenly appeared on his body for no reason. His left eye and arm all disappeared, and there was a knife wound on his head with deep bone visible. , the teeth in his mouth are all gone, and he is still spitting out blood, in short, it looks very scary.

   "Hey, what's going on?"

  Xingjue was dumbfounded, he didn't feel any pain, but the injury on his body was very real, he was even vomiting blood non-stop, and couldn't feel his eyeballs and arms, so what kind of sorcery is this?

  However, before he could think of anything to say, the video on the other side was connected.

A blue-skinned middle-aged man appeared in the video. Originally, he had a cruel smile on his face, showing two big gold teeth. Startled.

   "Quell! What's going on!?"

  The other party almost shouted: "Who the **** made you like this?"

"I…"

Just as Xingjue was about to speak, Fang Mo suddenly picked him up: "Yondu the Predator, right? Quill is in my hands, I advise you to hand over the Cosmic Spirit Orb, otherwise every hour passes The injury will be doubled..."

"Who are you?!"

  Yondu was obviously a little anxious: "You don't touch Quill... the universe spirit ball is not in my hands!"

   "I'll give you another chance to reorganize the language."

  While speaking, Fang Mo stretched his other hand behind Xingjue, activated the Reality Gem in his body again, and barely built a **** waist.

   "Look, this is your eldest son's kidney, he only has one kidney left now."

  Fang Mo showed Yondu the waist in his hand: "This means that you only have one last chance left. People on Earth will die soon after losing their kidneys. Do you understand?"

   "Who the **** are you!?"

Yondu is really a little angry now, the fins on the top of his head are blood red, and a metal arrow with a strange shape also flew to the side of the screen: "If you dare to kill him, even if you escape to the edge of the universe... I will I got you out! I, Yondu, do what I say!"

   "I'm not interested in him, I just want the universe spirit ball."

  Fang Mo repeated: "You send the spirit ball here now, and I promise to give you back a big boy who is alive and kicking."

   "I **** said the spirit ball is not in my hands!"

Yondu roared angrily and anxiously: "I don't care who you are, how did you know that Di Fan asked me to find the universe spirit ball, but when I arrived on Morag Planet, the thing was gone! I have let my subordinates go Check it out, they said that Ronan's fleet landed on Morag after I left... You can't let me grab something from that crazy Kree?!"

   "The Cosmic Spirit Ball is not in Ronan's hands."

Fang Mo shook his head and said: "Now there are only two people who know the whereabouts of the spirit ball. One is you and the other is Ronan. I have killed his subordinates. Now it's your turn. Give me the coordinates of your spaceship first." I send..."

   "You bastard!"

Yondu hammered down the table vigorously, and instantly a string of coordinates lit up, and then he almost roared: "If you want the spirit ball, I can help you find the galaxy, but don't **** hurt Kui you!"

   "Dad..."

   Xingjue was a little surprised to see this scene before him.

   To be honest, Yondu has been scaring him with words all the time, saying that the predators have always wanted to eat your flesh and so on, and he hasn't shown much fatherly love, but now this scene makes him feel a little uncomfortable.

  He knew that the other party still cared about him very much, but for some reason he suddenly felt a little sore.

However, at this moment, the wound on his body suddenly lit up with a burst of red light, and then Fang Mo yelled, "Damn it!" The light flickered twice, then suddenly disappeared.

   And when the power of the Reality Gem disappeared, everything returned to its original state.

  The intact Star-Lord stood there like a fool, I saw him look at his body, then scratched his head in embarrassment, and gave Yondu an awkward rather than polite smile.

   "Hey, Yondu, I'm fine~!"

   "..."

  Yondu on the other end of the video was stunned for a moment, and then his expression became extremely complicated.

  The next second, the entire spaceship resounded with the opponent's roar.

   "Quiel! You **** dare to play me!!"

Even across the spaceship, everyone seemed to be able to feel Yondu's anger: "Don't let me catch you! Otherwise, I'll throw you into a pot and peel off your skin... I'll stew you for everyone to eat! I'm going to kill you!!"

   "Ahem..."

   Seeing this, Fang Mo coughed twice in embarrassment: "Well, there was a technical error, please forgive me."

   "So who the **** are you!?"

   Seeing that he was being tricked, Yondu of course lost his face, and shouted directly: "Where did Quill make a good friend again?"

   "I guess."

  Fang Mo shrugged with a smile, and then said directly: "Well...but it's better to chat face to face, it's more sincere, don't you think?"

"What do you mean?"

   Yondu was taken aback.

"Can't cure Dayang... No, I can't cure the reality gem, and I can't cure the space gem?" Fang Mo smiled, and then activated the ability of the space gem, and a large amount of space suddenly appeared beside Yondu on the video side The mist immediately enveloped him who hadn't reacted.

   In the next second, Yondu's figure appeared in front of everyone.

"What's this?"

  Being teleported over suddenly, Yondu himself was stunned.

  However, as a predator, his reaction was unambiguous, and he directly controlled his flying arrows.

  However, what Yondu didn't expect was that his flying arrow, which was enough for a team of interstellar militants in an instant, was firmly grasped by one hand at this moment, and no matter how hard he struggled, there was no movement.

   "What the **** are you..."

  Yondu just wanted to speak, but Fang Mo suddenly put a finger on his forehead.

   "Let me ask you, do you have the Cosmic Spirit Ball?" Fang Mo's voice seemed to have a bewitching melody, making it irresistible.

"No."

  Yondu said a little drowsily: "The thing disappeared when I went to Morag. I contacted Di Fan, and he was very angry, thinking that I wanted to ask for a price..."

   "Fuck???"

  After hearing what Yondu said, Fang Mo was completely dumbfounded this time.

  I asked the question with the power of the Mind Stone, and the other party couldn't possibly lie, that is to say, Yondu really doesn't have the Infinity Stone in his hand, and it's very likely that Di Fan doesn't have it either, so this is really evil.

  Where the **** did the power gem go?

   I wrote about blurred consciousness and physical discomfort. I’m sorry I’m a little late, but I’ve just finished writing it... So I’m asking for a monthly ticket. It’s the end of the month.

   If you are not relieved, you can slap the monthly pass on my face, and see that I am enduring the pain and looking pitiful and a little happy.

  (end of this chapter)