My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 302 The staff of mental retardation

   "I'm a big fuck..."

  Fang Mo almost breathed out after listening to the system prompt: "How could it be this module!?"

   To be honest, when the system prompt sounded at first, Fang Mo thought it was some module unlocked by Chris Xing, and planned to hurry down to touch something...

   It turned out that the source of this module turned out to be on the spaceship.

   And it’s still a ‘shit’ module.

In fact, strictly speaking, Fang Mo has also played this module before. It was when he was digging for diamonds in version 1.7.10 of the server. As a result, others were already wearing maroon equipment and killing everyone. .

  Out of curiosity, Fang Mo asked others what kind of mod this was.

  So the other party enthusiastically pulled Fang Mo, brought him to a white square called the toilet, and handed him a roll of toilet paper.

Fang Mo right-clicked the toilet paper with a dazed expression, only to find that there was a strange brown color in the middle of the paper, and then the others gave Fang Mo some pointers, asking him to use four such papers to synthesize a **** block, and then Throw it into the furnace and calcine it into a brown-red **** ingot...

  Equipments made from **** ingots have the same value as diamonds, and can also be enchanted.

  Fang Mo looked at the **** in his hand and pondered for a long time. He was always thinking about which is more important, dignity or being alive. When that night passed, he felt that his thoughts were going to be sublimated.

   But that's just a game after all.

   It doesn't seem like a big deal to burn some **** in the game.

  But it’s different now, the original game has become a part of Fang Mo, not to mention the terrifying ability to realize it, making MC items extra real.

  Of course, it’s not this mod that scares Fang Mo the most.

   After all, no matter how disgusting this module is, as long as Fang Mo doesn't use it, this module can only represent a lucky cube at most.

   It was Drax who really scared Fang Mo.

   Counting back and forth, he has already unlocked more than forty modules, so he is very clear about the unlocking mechanism of this module.

  Usually speaking, the system notification sound will only be triggered when a certain object is around you, but now this module is suddenly unlocked, and there is probably only one reason, that is, Drax may have some…

  Thinking of this, Fang Mo felt his scalp tingling.

   "Fuck, Drax, don't come here!"

  Fang Mo hurriedly shouted: "Go to the bathroom and give yourself a good shower. We are all your teammates. If you have any grievances, you can vent to Ronan. Don't beat us up..."

"what?"

  Rocket Raccoon was also taken aback for a moment: "Wait, you mean Drax..."

   "I just want to know who accelerated the ship."

  Drax didn't care about this, and while talking, he planned to open the door and walk into the cab: "I was stuck in the toilet for half an hour, and no one came to help me after calling for a long time..."

   "Stop! Stop! Don't go inside!"

  Fang Mo immediately shouted: "If you have something to discuss with Drax, don't sit in the shit... No, don't die!"

   "What's the matter with the scenery outside? Have we arrived yet?"

  Drax was stunned for a moment when he saw the scene outside the spacecraft, but then he laughed: "Haha, it seems that we have arrived at the home planet of the Cree, that's great."

   Having said that, Drax is about to raise the frying pan in his hand.

   "Fuck!"

  Fang Mo couldn't care less when he saw this scene, he directly raised the Infinity Gauntlet: "The third bomb loser eats dust!"

The Time Gem lit up a burst of green light, and then Drax's body began to back quickly, first he put down the pan, then put his smile back, and finally walked backwards by himself, and closed the door up.

   "Huh, done."

  After sending Drax away, Fang Mo also heaved a sigh of relief.

"So the principle of your trick is to manipulate time?" Rocket Raccoon doesn't know what the Infinity Gem is, but his IQ is extremely high. After Fang Mo used his ability twice, he immediately reacted: "This kind of time reversal Is there no limit? Range or how far back?"

   "There must be restrictions. You can't turn the universe back into a singularity, can you?"

Fang Mo shrugged and said: "The Infinity Stone itself is actually very powerful, but this thing is a test of one's mental strength and compatibility. The compatibility between me and the Time Stone is not bad, a little lower than that of the Space Stone... But if you use it normally It's enough."

   "What about Drax?"

  Rocket asks, "Did you just back him out the door? Or did you use 'No Shot, Suck Back' on him too?"

   "As expected of my appointed Tucao servant, even such small details were discovered by you."

Hearing this, Fang Mo immediately gave Rocket Raccoon a thumbs up: "I set Drax back thirty-five minutes, so his current state is 'don't pull it, **** it back', of course I There is no other way, what if he can’t clean it himself? So we can only make a bad move, it’s clean and hygienic, brothers..."

"Are you still human?"

  Rocket Raccoon began to feel sorry for the other party after hearing this: "Is this what you kept saying that you are not allowed to beat up teammates? Drax is about to cry and pass out in the toilet."

   "Hey, you made a mistake."

  Fang Mo smiled and waved his hands: "In these thirty-five minutes, his name should be Dex."

   "..."

  Rocket Raccoon raised his forehead, and didn't want to say anything more in this regard: "Hurry up and get ready, the next wave of Kerry attack is coming soon."

   "Oh, don't panic."

  Fang Mo nodded: "Later, I will let you experience the full body of being a teacher."

Just as he was talking, Kerry Star also started to launch an attack. All kinds of live ammunition and energy beams flooded the sky. In an instant, the entire front of the spaceship was engulfed by strong light. What you can see is all kinds of s attack.

   Seeing this, Fang Mo immediately teleported out of the spaceship, and immediately clenched his fist.

  The azure blue light lit up, and the space in front of the Mirano was immediately shrouded in space fog, and then a deep void began to expand rapidly.

   This is a bit like the portal during the New York War, but both the scale and the speed of deployment are very exaggerated.

The attacks launched by Kerry star quickly disappeared into the portal, and then Fang Mo clenched his fist again, all these attacks poured out from the space gate like raindrops, and blasted towards the portal in turn. The land of Kerry Star.

The area below the area where the Mirano is currently hovering is probably a place similar to a military zone. You can see a lot of fortifications with the naked eye. The entire area immediately became chaotic, and various explosions and flames began to flicker continuously.

  But soon, the Cree opened up an energy barrier.

I saw that the light blue energy first connected to each other to form a huge network structure, and then formed an airtight energy shield. Whether it was a particle cannon or a live ammunition weapon, it would just splash Just a layer of ripples.

  In fact, in the original book of the Guardians of the Galaxy, the spaceship on Xandar also used a light yellow energy barrier.

   Now it seems that the Cree should have mastered similar technology.

   "My day, there are several cool ones."

Fang Mo also looked at the energy barrier below in a little surprise. The coverage area is too wide. It is worthy of an interstellar civilization. Just the scope of this military zone is almost as big as the entire Seiring Court. ?

   "It seems that I have to go to the world of Naruto when I have time. At least I have to take Kaguya's sword away, otherwise it is too uncomfortable to throw meteorites."

  Fang Mo looked at the energy barrier below, and couldn't help but complain to himself: "Tsk, now I can't find a hand to throw a stone... Wait, stone?"

  Thinking of this, Fang Mo drew out the degenerate sword without saying a word.

   and released the bedrock golem Malphite.

   "Big clever, it's time to show your indestructible strength." Fang Mo first patted Malphite on the shoulder, and then threw him down without waiting for the other party to react.

  The bedrock puppet flew out with a dazed expression.

   But before he completely fell into the atmosphere, a small portal suddenly appeared in front of him.

The bedrock puppet stuffed itself into the portal, and then found himself back beside Fang Mo. Immediately afterwards, the purple light on Fang Mo's body lit up, and the gravitational field that pushed the spaceship just now pushed the bedrock puppet, causing him to accelerate forward Fly away, and crash into the portal again.

   Just like that, Malphite's body was continuously accelerated by the gravitational field.

  In the end, even Fang Mo couldn't see his figure clearly, and could only vaguely see a gray light rushing rapidly between the two portals.

   "Go! Malphite!"

   Feeling that the acceleration was almost up, Fang Mo directly released the portal.

  Malphite's body smashed to the ground in an instant, and his body was completely invisible under the constant acceleration. The atmosphere didn't even have time to generate heat due to friction, and the air was forcibly pierced through like a solid.

   Of course, the defensive cover below has the same ending.

  In less than 0.01 seconds, the protective cover was directly forcibly pierced. Even the shield generator had not had time to overload and explode, and Malphite had already hit the ground heavily.

The hard metal ground was as soft as the surface of water. Malphite's body was submerged directly into it, and then he was bombarded deeply in the depths of the earth's crust. All the kinetic energy was released in an instant. At this moment, Malphite seemed to become light. All matter around him was sublimated in an instant.

   It's like the stick of God hit the ground.

  The mountains and rivers collapsed, the veins of the earth were shattered, and unprecedented vibrations swept across the entire land.

Large chunks of rock slabs rolled and exploded, and countless cracks spread wildly like abyssal rifts. Everything was destroyed wherever they went. Even the steel forest of the Cree collapsed in an instant. The fortifications and buildings exploded at the same time, turning into dazzling flames, and the ashes and smoke rushing out of the cracks were like a billowing tsunami, engulfing everything with a tendency to block out the sky.

  (end of this chapter)