My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 313 Ascension to the Stars (Two in One)

   Because of Egg's kindness, it was hard to turn down.

  In addition, Fang Mo explained to everyone in advance the "filial piety" matters.

   It took almost no effort, and everyone agreed to visit Ego's planet.

   Originally, according to Yi Ge's proposal, everyone could take his spaceship to go together. His spaceship is faster and can save more time.

But Xingjue didn't agree, all he thinks in his mind is the worst plan, if Egg is really evil, then he doesn't even have a spaceship on his side, and there is no place to escape if he is really in trouble, No matter how stupid he is, it is impossible for him to make such a mistake, so let's drive the Mirano honestly.

  Ego didn't force it, saying that he would let Mirano follow his spaceship.

have to say.

  The place where Egg lives is indeed quite remote.

  Mirano followed Ego's spaceship, and jumped at least forty or fifty times in the star cluster. At first, the surrounding space was still normal space, but later on, even the surrounding space changed.

  The normal universe should be dark, right?

As a result, in the end, the surroundings even turned green, blue, and purple, and the endless energy and matter were chaotically stirred together, just like some strange different dimensions, the strange energy radiation and the space force field work together , making everyone on board feel extremely uncomfortable.

   Wait until the place.

  Rocket Raccoon, Star-Lord, and Drax almost all lay on the ground.

  Even Groot couldn't help spitting out a bunch of green juice. Except for Fang Mo, there was nothing but thorns and bullies in the entire Mirano.

   But it has the blood of Twilightthorn after all.

  This energy radiation is really nothing to it.

   "Gee...I feel like I'm falling apart..."

  Rocket Raccoon lay on the ground, looking like he was severely seasick: "The metal parts in my body are shaking, and they are about to jump out..."

   "And my rectum..."

  Drax also lay on the ground, and he retched a few times: "I've never seen anyone fly a spaceship like this... Ouch... No, I can't vomit yet, where did my pan go?"

   "Sorry, I don't know your physical fitness."

Hearing everyone's complaints, the voice of supreme wisdom also came from the speaker: "I roughly calculated Mr. Fang Mo's physical fitness and reduced it by a thousand times. I thought you can adapt to this intensity of space jumping. ..."

   "What did you say? His physical fitness is a thousand times that of ours?"

  Rocket Raccoon lay on the ground panting and asked: "So this guy is a humanoid white dwarf?"

   "Don't listen to what it says."

Fang Mo had a smile on his face at the moment, and directly helped Rocket Raccoon up from the ground: "It is not connected to any professional testing equipment, so it is impossible to know the strength of my body... anything like a thousand times You're talking nonsense, you have a kidney deficiency, that's why you get seasick."

   "What does kidney deficiency mean?"

  Rocket Raccoon stood up: "It doesn't sound like a good word, some kind of kidney disease?"

   "It's not really a disease." Fang Mo explained: "It's probably... not manly. Like Xingjue, he is addicted to beauty all day long, and he will suffer from kidney deficiency over time."

   "Are you... sure he has kidney deficiency?"

  Rocket Raccoon looked up at Quill. This guy has already got up on his own and is observing the scenery outside the spaceship. He is obviously much stronger than the others.

   "After all, this is a descendant of a god..."

Fang Mo shrugged his shoulders: "It's normal to have some small privileges. His father, Yi Ge, is more perverted than him. He was given the nickname Lustful River Mozhuang Jishen... Then do you see that he has a weak kidney? This is the advantage of the gods, absolutely Not weak-legged."

   "So Quill also has this talent?"

  Rocket Raccoon complained: "Then what's his nickname? Son of the Galaxy Magic Equipment God?"

"Do not."

  Fang Mo shook his head: "He is just a weak chicken, so he can only be called the Silver Guardian of the Stars."

"Will I die if you two don't blackmail me?" Xingjue turned his head and looked at the two of them helplessly: "When is this, I might turn against my biological father soon, and the two of you are still here?" make fun of me..."

   "Hey, what a mess."

  Fang Mo waved his hand, and said indifferently: "The reason why you are suffering now is that you subconsciously regard him as your father. People are like this. No matter where you put it, killing your father is the ultimate crime..."

   "No...he was my father."

   Xingjue couldn't help but said.

"Hey~ That's wrong." Hearing this, Fang Mo suddenly showed a meaningful smile on his face: "You can actually think about it from a different angle and think of me as your father. Then I will go fight with you." Dead Egg, that's called a father-son soldier... You see, things will be different right away?"

   "Don't treat Egg as your father, treat him as your mother-killing enemy."

Fang Mo said with a smile: "In my former hometown, there is a saying, 'If you are born and don't raise it, you can return the severed finger; if you are born to raise it, you can return the severed head.' Don't mention raising you, Yi Ge, he will also give you a piece of paper." The mother who has been raising you has been killed... This is already a **** feud, don't you need to use your brain to think about what to do?"

   "You do have a point, but..."

   Xingjue frowned, as if he wanted to say something, but Fang Mo didn't listen to him at all, and interrupted with a wave of his hand.

   "Come, come, good boy, hurry up and give me one for my father."

  Fang Mo said cheerfully: "Later, we father and son will fight side by side and kill Yi Ge!"

   "You bastard..."

   Xingjue rubbed his forehead with a headache, but before he wanted to complain, suddenly Fang Mo's hand was on his shoulder, Xingjue raised his head subconsciously, and happened to meet Fang Mo.

"Yondu is willing to turn against other predators and even sacrifice his own life in order to save you... and Ego, he will do everything possible to let you die instead of him." Fang Mo said: "You are also an adult now , your mind should be decorated with other things besides yellow waste, think about it, you will feel more uncomfortable if Egg or Yondu dies."

   Before Xingjue had a chance to speak, Fang Mo turned around and left.

   "Rocket, this way."

  Casually walked to the driver's seat and sat on it, Fang Mo also waved to Rocket Raccoon: "Come here quickly, Drax is going to throw up, don't splash all over you..."

"I go!"

  Rocket Raccoon was taken aback and ran forward quickly, but his legs gave way and he almost fell to the ground, but at this moment a strange force suddenly supported him.

   "Look at your hypocrisy."

  Fang Mo used the gravitational field to pull Rocket Raccoon in front of him: "Dark circles under the eyes, sloppy feet, thin body, and hot temper, boy, your kidney deficiency is too serious, hurry up and eat some of this stuff."

   After finishing speaking, he directly took out a golden apple.

   "So what exactly is this thing?" Rocket Raccoon asked: "You've been thinking about letting me eat this since just now. Could it be some other ghost thing like a mysterious Miaomiao conversion powder?"

   "Nonsense, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand Chinese medicine."

  Fang Mo said directly: "This thing is called Marshal Huang... No, this thing is called Astragalus. It nourishes the body. Aren't you always arguing that my life will be shortened by my anger? Eat one and you will become a fairy immediately, and your body will be light..."

  Rocket Raccoon was taken aback after hearing this.

   Without saying a word, he took the golden apple with his little paw and bit it.

   Then, just like other guys who ate golden apples, he couldn’t stop after taking a bite of this thing. After a few sips, the juice splashed, and the golden apple soon entered his stomach.

   "It seems that it is indeed a bit different."

  Rocket Raccoon shook his paw, with a look of surprise on his face: "The old injury on my body no longer hurts, and my strength seems to have increased. What's going on?"

   "When the kidneys are supplemented, of course people will have energy."

  Fang Mo said with a smile, then took out another enchanted golden apple and handed it over: "Come on, continue fruiting."

   "This thing feels different from the one just now." Rocket Raccoon leaned over and sniffed twice: "This is also astragalus? Why do you think this thing is more expensive?"

"I planted 3,600 Astragalus membranaceus in another world. The ones you ate were of the lowest quality, with tiny flowers and small fruits, which ripen every three thousand years." Fang Mo explained, "Now you are eating mid-quality ones. There are layers of flowers and sweet fruits, which can be ripened once every six thousand years. People who eat Xiaju will ascend to the sky and live forever..."

   "…Thanks, dude."

  Rocket Raccoon also knew that this thing must be very valuable, so he was silent for a while, and then he didn't make a fuss. He took the enchanted golden apple and started to eat it immediately.

Then the effect of this thing is too strong after eating, and others may not be able to see it, but Rocket Raccoon suddenly screamed after eating, and then lay on the ground in pain, the muscles under the fur He squirmed crazily, and then a large number of **** metal parts were forcibly squeezed out of his body.

   This scene is actually very bloody, and at the end Rocket Raccoon even squeezed out a **** metal spine.

Even the other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy came over nervously, especially Groot, who half-kneeled on the ground and looked anxiously at Rocket Raccoon: "I'm Groot? (Rocket, are you okay?" ?

   Fortunately, this process did not last long.

   In just a few minutes, Rocket Raccoon slowly got up from the ground.

   "Hoo..."

  Rocket Raccoon stretched his body and made a crackling sound: "I feel so happy, by the way, who of you has a mirror?"

"Give you."

   Xingjue subconsciously handed over a small mirror.

  Rocket Raccoon took the mirror and took a little look at his body, especially his back. After finding that all the traces of transformation on it had disappeared, he froze for a moment: "My injury..."

   "Congratulations, Captain Rocket."

Fang Mo smiled and stretched out his hand to rub Rocket Raccoon's head: "Congratulations, you have become whole again. This time no one will take off your Supreme Bone. If there is, you can tell me. Known as a short-term guard, let alone the **** group, I dare to fight even the **** life court..."

   "I haven't heard what you said."

  Rocket Raccoon came back to his senses, and looked at Fang Mo in a daze.

   "It's okay, maybe we will meet in the future." Fang Mo waved his hand indifferently: "I definitely can't beat it now, but it's not a big problem. Let me brush the wild for a while to grow."

   "It's okay, Rocket."

Xingjue also patted Rocket on the shoulder. He also knew a little about Rocket. At this moment, he comforted: "No one will dismantle you into pieces and put them back together again. Now we have a descendant of a god, a A tree king level Groot, an interstellar **** of shit, and a cube man who "dare to fight the **** life court", all of them are your friends, you don't have to think about those bad things anymore gone."

   "You guys are really..."

Rocket Raccoon looked up at the crowd. To be honest, he was a little moved, but his pride didn't allow him to show such an expression: "Hmph, you all really want to see me cry and make a fool of myself, don't I? !"

   "So why is my nickname Interstellar Shit God?"

  Drax also got up from the ground at this moment: "This title is not as good as Destroyer, so there is no more cool title? For example, to describe me as smart?"

"That…"

  Fang Mo pondered for a while and then asked: "What do you think about Peerless hemorrhoids..."

  …

  In short, after this little episode.

   Everyone didn't make Egg wait too long on the planet.

  Under the control of the supreme intelligence, the Mirano landed on the planet quickly, and after transporting everyone down, it automatically returned to the atmosphere.

   This was actually suggested by Rocket Raccoon.

  After all, if Ego is really a bad guy, then it must be very dangerous to dock the spaceship on the planet. Once Ego destroys the Mirano, his group will be unable to escape even if they want to.

  Although Fang Mo is really powerful, he has the legendary infinite gems or something.

  But they can't rely on Fang Mo for everything, can they?

  Yi Ge is a planet after all, if Fang Mo and the other party really fight, what should I do if I don't have time to worry about my own side? At least you can't hold back Fang Mo, right?

So Rocket Raccoon put forward this suggestion. The supreme intelligence will control the spaceship to return to space first, and the two parties will communicate through remote communication equipment. duel.

  Ego's planet is actually not that big.

  Fang Mo visually inspected it in space, and it is estimated that it is about the same as the moon.

  The planet as a whole has a red color. There are some lakes and rivers visible to the naked eye on the surface, and occasionally there are some huge cracks. It can be vaguely seen that a blue-white energy is gushing out of it.

   It is worth mentioning that the gravity here is not much different from that of the earth.

   I don't know how Egg managed to manipulate gravity.

  However, unlike what you see in space, the surface of Yigo's planet is actually covered with a lot of green plants...at least that's the case near his residence and temple.

These plants are similar to the trees and turf on the earth, but there are also some strangely shaped alien ferns, which look like colorful super-large bamboo fungus. How should I describe it... Yunnan people know this thing at a glance I can't eat it, and I will definitely have to row a boat in the living room after eating.

  After landing, Yi Ge quickly drove an aircraft over to pick up everyone.

  This aircraft is a bit like an enlarged skateboard, and it also doesn't have any power system in the conventional sense, but this thing just carried everyone to Yigo's temple.

   "Son, welcome to my planet."

   On the aircraft, Yi Ge smiled and said to the preoccupied Star-Lord: "Stop thinking about those unhappy things, I believe you will fall in love with this place."

"maybe."

   Xingjue didn't refute him, but just nodded.

   Soon, the aircraft arrived at its destination, in front of a magnificent temple-like building.

  This temple is very huge, even more outrageous than the highest sanctuary on Kerry planet. There are complicated and exquisite patterns everywhere on the ground, and the steps are also made of pure gold. It can be said that it is magnificent and gorgeous to the extreme.

  Even the fountain outside the gate looks more atmospheric than the one on Xandar.

   Groot's eyes were almost straightened, and he kept swallowing.

But obviously not everyone is interested in the fountain. Star-Lord and Rocket Raccoon are both attracted by the temple itself at the moment. There is no way, this thing is really shocking, and it feels like a brick is worth a lot , Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord, the two space thieves, said it was hard not to be moved.

   And as for Drax.

  He's looking forward to how resplendent the toilets are on this planet.

  Seeing the shock of the crowd, Egg laughed with satisfaction, and then led the crowd into the temple.

The decoration here is more exquisite than the outside world. Fang Mo took a look and felt that even the decoration here is exaggerated compared to the Asgard of Asgard. He probably knows how Yi Ge came here in the past few million years. up.

   Or go out whoring.

  Or just squat at home and do decoration.

   "Peter, don't you want to hear my explanation?"

  After walking inside the temple, Egg also turned around and said to Star-Lord: "Son, don't worry, I'll explain everything about me to you right now..."

   Speaking of which.

   Egg also raised his hand suddenly.

I saw a huge white dome suddenly appeared next to the temple, and then the egg shell opened, turning into something like a full-view display screen, which showed the boundless cosmic space, and a white star floating in the middle brain.

   "I don't even know where I come from..."

  Ygo pointed to the display screen: "My first memory was floating and flickering in the universe, living extremely alone, until millions of years later, I slowly learned to control the molecules around me."

  “I gradually become smarter, stronger, and constantly building everything around me.”

  As soon as Yi Ge raised his hand, the brain on the display started to move, and he built layers of shells, and then the piles grew bigger and bigger: "I didn't build this planet under your feet until the end."

   "But I am not satisfied, I am eager to pursue the meaning of living."

"I thought there must be other beings in the universe, and I wanted to find them, so I created the life form I imagined, which is the body you see now... I made every detail I could imagine , the nervous system, the digestive system, the reproductive system, everything."

   "I started exploring the stars until I found other life."

   "I realized I wasn't alone...and it wasn't long after that that I met your mother, Peter."

   "Meredith made me understand what love is for the first time."

   "She could sing every song on the radio, I still remember it, I call her my water lily."

   While talking, Yi Ge looked at Star-Lord, and said earnestly and gently: "It was also because I met her, Peter, that I conceived you with her... child, I have really been looking for you for a long time."

   "..."

   Star Lord also stared at Yi Ge: "If you really love her, why did you leave her?"

"this…"

  Ygo was silent for a while, with a helpless look on his face, and then he suddenly turned his head and said to the mantis girl, "Mantis, go show the other guests a tour of this planet. I have something to say and I have to tell Peter."

   "Yes, Master."

  The mantis girl nodded, and then made a gesture of invitation to everyone.

   "..."

  Rocket Raccoon, Groot, and Drax didn't move, but looked at Fang Mo at the same time, as if asking for his opinion with their eyes.

   "Oh, that's fine."

  Fang Mo was cheerful and didn't say anything: "It just so happens that we also visit here, let's go."

  When they saw Fang Mo, they all nodded, and the others left this exquisite and magnificent temple with Mantis without saying anything.

  The mantis girl has been working hard, and she kept introducing the surrounding buildings, plants, and some terrain to everyone.

  However, Fang Mo didn't care about the buildings and plants here. Anyway, they were all things that were about to be destroyed, so after walking a certain distance, he waved his hand directly.

   "Okay, little mantis."

  I saw Fang Mo standing where he was: "We know Yi Ge's plan, and we also know that there are many bones of his other children buried underground..."

   "What... what!?"

  The mantis woman was frightened and took a step back, her face turned pale: "Then you..."

"Okay, okay, you don't have to be afraid." Fang Mo said with a smile: "Our Rockets are not some kind of devil, since we dare to come, we must be fully prepared, the problem now is on you. "

"I?"

  The mantis woman looked a little uneasy: "What's wrong with me?"

"I guess Yi Ge shouldn't be very kind to you?" Fang Mo asked: "We came here this time to kill Yi Ge completely. Of course, you can't continue to live here after he dies, so you have to Don't come with us?"

"this…"

  The mantis woman was also taken aback after hearing this.

"Of course, you can rest assured about our character." Fang Mo pointed to the people behind him: "You should be able to sense emotions and the like? Just touch these guys and you will know, they are absolutely Not a bad guy."

  The mantis girl hesitated for a moment.

   But it didn't take long before she walked towards them slowly, and then cautiously stretched out her hand.

   "I thought the two things on her forehead were used to detect the height of the door frame." Drax saw Mantis Girl's tentacles light up, and turned to talk to others.

   "It's a telepathic organ."

Fang Mo rolled his eyes, then turned his head and said to the Mantis Girl, "But I'm still quite surprised why Yi Ge called you Mantis, you obviously look more like a moth, or I'll give you the whole naming card to try." try?"

"that…"

   In the time it took to speak, Mantis Girl has already touched a few people.

  At this moment, she stood a little nervously not far from Fang Mo, and said weakly in a very low tone: "Excuse me...can I sense your emotions?"

   I will definitely not be gooing tonight, and I will definitely update a chapter at twelve o'clock! Do not worry!

  (end of this chapter)