My Stand-in is Steve
Chapter 331: Draw a card to get a graduation weapon? ? ?
Chapter 331 Draw a card and get a graduation weapon? ? ?
"The black slaves with three surnames are okay."
Hearing Nick Fury's words, even Fang Mo was shocked: "What have you experienced in the universe in the past two months, are you so cruel to yourself? Have you met an alien slave? Master?"
"I'm just trying to protect the world."
Nick Fury said: "If a little bit of self-deprecation can be exchanged for world peace, I think I can blackmail myself for the rest of my life. After all, you also said that I am the king of agents. I still have this psychological quality... "
"Oh, like this."
Fang Mo nodded and asked, "Then can I go to the bathroom again?"
"Don't go too far!!"
Nick Fury shouted immediately.
"The King of Agents only has this psychological capacity?" Fang Mole said: "I know you are in a hurry, but don't worry, I will bring you a dark horse back after going to the toilet this time..."
"Isn't it Chituma?"
Nick Fury asked back.
"Hahaha, what's the matter with your **** sense of substitution?" Fang Mo couldn't help laughing: "But I'm sorry, it's really not this time, I'm going to bring you a black-hearted horse back, and then this Horses have a unique skill that is especially suitable for you, that is, horse riding..."
"I said it was just an accident..."
Nick Fury raised his forehead.
"Yes, yes, I understand, I understand." Fang Mo smiled and waved his hands: "In short, you like small black animals, right? Speaking of which, my daughter seems to have asked about you recently, saying that she wants to talk to Ni Uncle wanted to ride a big horse, but I sternly refused, because I was afraid that your body would not be able to take it..."
"My body is not so bad, is it?"
Nick Fury said: "If it wants to play, you can let it come to me. I also like that little guy."
"you sure?"
Fang Mo raised his eyebrows: "Okay, since you've said that, then I'll take it to you. By the way...Rocket, send me the coordinates."
"Just go to my place first."
Before Rocket Raccoon could speak, Stark's voice sounded: "My building has been repaired, and I just took these... interstellar friends to visit the high technology from the earth."
In short, about half an hour later.
The Avengers have returned to Stark Tower.
At the moment, they are chatting with a few members of Team Rocket. Stark and Rocket Raccoon get along very well. Both of them are geniuses in high-tech research. Various professional vocabulary keeps popping out of their mouths. I don't understand.
Nick Fury is asking Drax about Ronan, and the latter is happily introducing his weapon...that is, the frying pan.
Captain America is introducing himself to Groot with a confused face.
As for Star-Lord?
This interstellar old boy has been completely attracted by Natasha, and he is currently showing off his comedian charm, trying to attract the famous black widow, as if his 'father' has possessed him.
The latter didn't hit him, but just smiled and said all kinds of words from his mouth.
But at this moment, Hawkeye suddenly spoke.
"Director, Fang Mo is here."
Hawkeye's face was a bit weird: "However, I'm a little worried about your body now..."
"What's the meaning?"
Nick Fury was slightly taken aback.
Before he could figure out what was going on with this sentence, a small black spot suddenly appeared on the horizon not far away, and it was still rapidly enlarging.
Soon, everyone noticed this scene.
With the attention of everyone, the black in the sky has already flown in front of everyone.
I saw the Ender Dragon's wings fully spread, like a purple-black lightning coming from a distance, and because the opponent's speed was so fast, it couldn't even react to the air, and there was a long pale white hole behind it, has been extended to a very far place.
Didn't wait for everyone to react.
The Ender Dragon has come to the top of Stark Tower.
Its huge body stopped instantly, and in less than 0.01 second, it completed the transition from extremely fast to extremely quiet. This sudden transition made everyone subconsciously stunned.
But in the next second.
The vacuum tunnel behind the Ender Dragon collapsed.
Countless air was squeezed and refilled, and this power exploded like an overwhelming river. Rows of pale white air waves exploded from far to near, and a series of deafening bangs came from midair.
Immediately afterwards, everyone felt a gust of wind blowing towards their faces.
Even the glass on the outer wall of Stark Tower was blasted into pieces.
Fortunately, the whistling wind didn't last long. With the sound of the sonic boom stopped, the wind quickly disappeared, and the Ender Dragon slowly landed on the roof of the building, curiously using its erected The giant purple pupils watched everyone.
And when it discovered the dark Nick Fury, it immediately roared excitedly, and then moved its head closer.
It's just that its current size is a bit exaggerated.
Nick Fury has worked very hard, but he was still beaten by it.
"Look, I'll just say it misses you."
Accompanied by this voice, Fang Mo also pulled Axue and jumped off the dragon's back: "Look at it is happy, it must want to play horse riding with you..."
"So what the **** are you feeding it and why is it growing so fast?"
Nick Fury stood up from the ground, and while tidying up his clothes, he couldn't help asking: "I also fed it a lot of good things, but it didn't grow up at all."
"It's said that dragons can't be fed fried chicken..."
"It's not over, is it?"
"Haha, well, then I'll tell the truth." Fang Mo laughed: "Actually, it's quite strange to say, I just went to the toilet, and it's like this when I come back."
"yes?"
Nick Fury stroked the Ender Dragon's head, nodded and said, "Then I can understand."
"Oh, right."
Fang Mo suddenly patted his head: "I almost forgot, you left this guy in Sokovia."
After finishing speaking, Fang Mo snapped his fingers, and along with a light blue mist of space, an angry Hulk fell out of it, and roared ferociously: "Thor! Hulk hates thunder!" !!"
And almost the next second, Hulk rushed towards Thor immediately.
"wait wait wait!"
Thor's face changed a little when he saw this, and he waved his hands hurriedly: "Idiot... No, Hulk! I didn't do that, I can't release such a powerful lightning!"
"?"
Now Hulk has grown up, and at this moment, after hearing Thor's explanation, he didn't attack directly, but stared at him suspiciously.
"He did it!"
Faced with Hulk's questioning, Thor simply sold Fang Mo, pointed to Mo below and said, "I am the Thor of Asgard...but I would like to call him the Thor of Midgard!"
"real?"
Hulk's expression was a little suspicious.
"Of course it's true." Thor quickly laughed: "We are both avengers and friends, how could I lie to you? If you don't believe me, ask someone else?"
"..."
Hulk thought for a while, and felt that what Thor said made sense, so he turned his head to look at Natasha not far away, and asked in a low voice: "...Really?"
"It is indeed true."
Natasha nodded helplessly upon seeing this.
"..."
Hearing this, Hulk turned his head to look at the cheerful Fang Mo again, and suddenly fell silent.
But soon a painful expression appeared on his face, and he let out a low growl, and then his body shrank rapidly, as if Banner was fighting with him for control of his body, Hulk disappeared soon , replaced by Dr. Banner lying unconscious on the ground.
Hulk's big underpants are like a blanket, covering most of Dr. Banner's body underneath.
"This big green kid is quite sensible."
Fang Mo saw this scene, and nodded directly: "Well, if there is a chance next time, give him a pair of indestructible elastic pants..."
"So the guy next to you, isn't he going to introduce us?"
As soon as the voice fell, Stark had already spoken, he had finished communicating with Rocket Raccoon, and walked over directly: "This lady looks really beautiful, so what is your relationship? "
"Hello, my name is Axue, the daughter of the master..."
A Xue didn't mind, and was about to introduce herself, but Fang Mo stopped her before she finished speaking.
"This is my personal assistant."
Fang Mo smiled and raised his eyebrows at Stark: "As we all know, personal assistants are very important positions, and other people can't pay attention to personal assistants..."
"this…"
Stark was slightly taken aback after hearing this, but his reaction was still quick: "Well, I thought you had to maintain your virginity to practice magic."
"It has been said that magic is omnipotent, and virginity magic is only a small part of it." Fang Mo spread his hands: "If you really say that, then there is a small branch of magic called lewd lines..."
"Okay, stop talking."
Stark raised his forehead to stop him and said, "Please don't show your knowledge of magic in this kind of place..."
"I have a suggestion."
At this moment, Captain America also suddenly said: "Why don't we go eat something together, just like the last time we acted collectively... I think this practice seems to be pretty good if it can be maintained."
"good idea."
Hawkeye also nodded when he heard the words: "Just take our 'alien' friends to taste the delicacies of the earth."
"So go to that kebab place?"
Stark asked.
"Farewell." Thor shook his head and said, "There should be a better restaurant in Midgard, right? We are also Avengers after all, so can't we go to a restaurant with better taste?"
"Why don't you just invite two chefs here."
Fang Mo directly suggested: "Look at Stark's place is quite big, everyone can eat whatever they want here, I'll be responsible for providing the ingredients, you just close your eyes and show off with your mouth and it's over..."
In short, under Fang Mo's proposal.
The top floor of Stark Tower quickly became a private restaurant.
It was rare that everyone arrived together, Stark quickly called his girlfriend Potts, and War Machine Rhodes, Captain America also called Falcon Sam, and even Nick Fury , and also brought Hill and Coulson. In short, everyone chatted and ate the meal, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious.
Of course, except for the fact that Fang Mofei had to force everyone to eat aged vinegar and preserved eggs...
And when everyone finished the meal, Fang Mo also stood up, said goodbye to everyone, and said that he might have to leave for a while.
"So you can't help but want to go to the toilet after eating?"
Not long after the meal, Nick Fury approached Fang Mo on his own initiative: "How many years will this time be?"
"Look at what you said, does it sound like human speech?"
Fang Mo spread his hands and said: "You should also know how much headache I have, right? Then you should be happy that I left, otherwise Sokovia will be gone today, and Everest may be gone tomorrow. This is doing my part to protect the planet..."
"No one has ever been able to say 'causing harm to the world' as fresh and refined as you."
Nick Fury raised his forehead: "But having said that... the cosmic overlord named Thanos, all his men have been killed by you now, he shouldn't let it go, right? Why don't you hold back for a while?"
"Oh, you said that stuff."
Fang Mo waved his hand, and said indifferently: "He doesn't have a single Infinity Gem in his hand, and the God King of Asgard and the Supreme Mage of Earth are also there, so he wouldn't dare to invade even if he had a hundred guts." The earth, not to mention his subordinates have been wiped out by me..."
"Is that so?"
Nick Fury nodded thoughtfully: "Then Stark and I don't have to go..."
"you guess?"
Fang Mo stared at him and asked.
"Okay." Nick Fury looked very calm, as if he had already guessed this: "Then how long will we pick?"
"Probably until I come back next time."
Fang Mo thought for a while and said: "But you can prepare first. After all, I still have some things to deal with here, and I won't leave immediately. I will give you a time to arrange work."
"My side is actually fine, after all, I am a dead person now."
Nick Fury said: "But Tony may be busy there, and his mess is thrown to Miss Potts, and he will probably be scolded to the blood."
"well enough."
Fang Mo shrugged nonchalantly: "Just take it as a taste of the work of the ancestors..."
…
After finishing the conversation with Nick Fury.
Fang Mo left the earth soon.
Through the Rainbow Bridge, he followed Thor directly back to Asgard.
As I mentioned earlier, he has already saved a total of seventeen lucky cubes in his hand. Currently, Fangmo is the only one who has the best luck in Asgard, so even if it is to draw cards, he must go here Just take a trip.
After greeting Odin and Frigga.
Fang Mo also bathed and changed clothes step by step, and worshiped all kinds of gods, from the great **** Pangu to Asatus, anyway, he worshiped everything he could, and said everything that should be said.
Maybe it is the addition of Asgard's European-style metaphysics.
Or something else.
In short, when Steve right-clicked to open the first Lucky Cube, a dazzling multicolored light suddenly shot into the sky. To be honest, Fang Mo was stunned, after all, he had never seen such a situation before.
And then in the next second.
An extra bow appeared out of nowhere in Steve's inventory.
It was a bow of the gods that exuded a dark blue light, and it was extremely deep just by looking at it.
"Damn it! Heaven's Fallen Longbow!!"
This is a 4K photo from yesterday, and I still have 2K coded. It will be sent out around 12 o'clock. This is all owed... I accidentally fell asleep yesterday. I'm really sorry, I really can't help it...Recently There is no way to order takeout, and it takes a lot of time to cook and do housework every day. The time for coding is too tight, and I don’t know where to squeeze some time out. Today, I had an idea... Yes, why should I eat? Don't you squeeze out time if you don't eat?
(end of this chapter)
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