My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 338 Chainsaw and bedding

   With the familiar feeling of weightlessness gradually receding.

  Fang Mo slowly opened his eyes.

It is obvious that this is a city full of Japanese style. Although Fang Mo has never been to Japan in his previous life, he has seen it after awakening his double. Doubt this is a certain city in Japan.

   What Fang Mo traveled through this time is the book of the era of the chainsaw man.

  The background of the copy of Chainsaw Man is on Riben Island. This story tells the story of a boy who accidentally merged with a demon and became a demon man to fight against the demon.

  Of course, it is different from the traditional Japanese manga.

   As we all know, the author of Chainsaw Man, Fujimoto Tree... his mental state is like the clown in Gotham City, the big Sima in padded jacket, and the semicircle of the razor-sharp path.

   Like now.

  Fang Mo is still admiring the beautiful scenery nearby.

  As a result, a huge black monster suddenly flew crookedly in midair.

This thing doesn't look like a normal creature, it's about two or three stories tall, its limbs are thick and covered with a layer of black fine velvet, its face is even more ugly, it has two long and narrow ears like a bat, and its arms and waist are It is connected with a huge layer of skin.

  Everyone who saw it on the road turned pale with fright, so it was obvious that this thing should be a demon.

  According to the normal blood and kingly manga, the protagonist should appear on the stage soon, and then shout something for justice, friendship, bondage, etc., and beat this ugly demon to death.

   But the problem is this is the chainsaw guy.

  So Fang Mo saw the following scene.

   "Get out of here!"

  The ugly bat-like demon roared and kept shaking his legs: "Don't **** drink my blood, are you sick!?"

   "Then give me back the scorpion first!"

Then, on the demon's lap, a boy with orange prickly hair shouted, grabbing him tightly: "It was hard for me to find a woman who was willing to let me rub my breasts, and then I was eaten by you!" ...It's decided, now I'll cut your belly open!"

   Speaking of this, the boy suddenly reached out and pulled on his chest.

  There was a thin black rope on his chest close to his heart for some reason, like some kind of engine switch, and as he pulled it hard, there was a sudden roar of the engine.

   Immediately afterwards, the orange-headed boy suddenly transformed.

I saw some black matter suddenly wrapped his head, turning his head into something like a black chainsaw. A saw blade protruded from his forehead, and then it cracked with a click from under the chainsaw. , into a mechanical mouth full of fangs.

   After that, a frenzied chainsaw appeared on each of his arms.

   This is a bit like Wolverine Logan's steel claws, but the difference is that this saw blade is much more exaggerated than the claws, and it comes out of the flesh with a puff, and it is cutting the flesh on his own arm crazily every time it turns.

  Blood is constantly spraying out like lubricant, just looking at it hurts.

   After the transformation was completed, the young man's physical fitness seemed to have improved a lot. With a sudden wave of his hand, the chainsaw whirled, and instantly cut off a wing of the bat demon.

  The bat demon was already struggling to fly, but now that its wings were damaged, it immediately let out a scream.

   Immediately afterwards, the two fell straight from midair.

   Below is a building similar to an office. The huge body of the bat demon directly smashed the ceiling, and the two fell through the big hole.

But at the next moment, there was a bang from the building, and the huge body of the bat demon directly smashed into a wall and flew out, with a huge wound on its face, but it appeared on the street so suddenly In an instant, all pedestrians were terrified, screaming and running around.

  The bat demon shook his head, grabbed a car next to him and threw it at the chainsaw boy.

   "Haha! Surely you can't do this thing?"

  After throwing the car, the bat devil laughed triumphantly: "Since you want to stand on the side of humans, then protect these damned idiots!"

  However, what Bat Demon couldn't think of was.

  The boy with the chainsaw on the opposite side first retracted the chainsaw and raised his hand to pick up the car, then looked up at the cab of the car: "Um... a man? This guy's life is none of my business!"

   After finishing speaking, this guy actually threw the car back at the bat demon.

The bat demon didn't expect this scene either, he was stunned for a moment, and was hit on the face by a car, but it was a demon after all, the flesh and blood on his face squirmed, and suddenly a long mouth resembling a gun barrel grew out. device.

   Immediately afterwards, there was only a snap.

  The bat demon spat out an ultrasonic attack.

Then the power of this blow was a bit fierce. The chainsaw boy was directly thrown out, and even the building behind him was directly punched into a big hole as high as several floors. Countless building wreckage fell down, directly killing He buried it.

   "Finally solved."

  The bat devil also breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, he grabbed an ordinary person who hadn't had time to escape and put it into his mouth: "Anyway, let's **** some blood first, and now I don't care about the **** smell of smoke..."

   But the words are not finished yet.

  The sound of engines roaring again came from the ruins not far away.

   "Actually... still alive!?" The bat demon was also taken aback when he saw this: "What the **** is going on with this guy!?"

   "I have endured the successive unlucky things, holding my nose."

I saw the chainsaw boy not far away first said something calmly, and then suddenly clenched his fist, sticking out a long tongue from his mouth full of fangs: "But I can't accept the fact that I didn't rub my chest." Ahhhh!!"

  After saying this, he rushed up like a mad male dog.

   "Don't! Don't come here!"

  The bat demon was also scared when he saw this scene. Isn't this guy too **** perverted? So he hurriedly tried to blackmail the chainsaw boy with a hostage: "I will kill..."

  Before he finished speaking, a chainsaw greeted him directly at his head.

   "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

The chainsaw boy's punches were disorderly, quite a bit of a boxing style, but because he had two chainsaws that swirled continuously on his arms, the power was quite astonishing. In less than a few seconds, the bat The demon was cut into minced meat all over the ground.

   But that's not the end.

  The boy actually squatted on the ground and kept digging up the minced meat of the bat demon.

   Not long after, he dug out a girl with red pointed horns and long orange-pink hair from the pile of rotten meat, and a cat in a birdcage.

   Not long after, the girl woke up.

  I saw her hugging the birdcage, looking at the chainsaw boy with a complicated expression.

   "Why did you save me?" The girl looked at the chainsaw boy. Her pupils were different from those of humans, and they were in the shape of a beautiful cross star: "I...almost killed you just now, didn't I?"

   "..."

  The chainsaw boy didn't speak, but just pointed at the girl's bulging chest.

   Then a longing and expectant expression appeared on his face.

"Your reason is really an idiot." The girl closed her eyes helplessly and sighed, then opened her eyes seriously and looked at the chainsaw boy: "I'm sorry for hurting you before, but you saved my cat, Then... let you rub my uncle's chest."

"Great!!"

  The chainsaw boy immediately danced and cheered when he heard this.

   But before he could really touch it, a mean voice suddenly sounded behind him.

   "Don't believe the young man, she is a cushion person."

   "Nani?"

  The chainsaw boy was taken aback after hearing this, and then looked back in surprise, only to see Fang Mo in a suit and leather shoes.

"…Ok?"

  The chainsaw boy first looked Fang Mo up and down, saw the suit on the other party, and found that the other party was not afraid of the **** corpse on the ground at all, so he thought for a while and said, "Are you... an official demon hunter too?"

   "No, I'm a horse hunter."

Fang Mo shook his head and said: "I don't care about demons or anything. As the God of War in Zaun, the only reason for me to come here is to hunt horses. Of course, there is also a little bit of yellow in addition to that... Seeing you like this You are young and promising, and you can risk your life to such an extent in order to touch the real breasts, so I can't bear to remind you."

   "Remind me of what?"

  The chainsaw boy scratched his head in confusion: "Is it that cushion man you mentioned? What does that mean?"

   "It's literally."

Fang Mo pointed to his chest: "Stunts, technology and hard work are added here, understand? It's all fake. The bulging ones you see are actually all padded, like in ancient times. They are all stuffed with sponges. Nowadays, with the advancement of technology, more memory foams are used, but the best ones are made of latex, which is not only more comfortable to wear, but also breathable, so it is not easy to breed bacteria..."

   "Oh, so there are so many sayings?"

  The chainsaw boy hadn't spoken yet, but the girl lying on the ground nodded in surprise: "Got it, then I'll buy latex ones next time..."

   "What are you doing here..."

  When Fang Mo heard this, he also turned his head and complained to the **** the ground: "This thing will be punished by God if it is overstuffed. Be careful to be shot to death."

"Hey?"

  The girl was taken aback for a moment.

"Well, you really know a lot." The chainsaw boy also reacted belatedly at this moment, and his expression became obviously depressed: "But...doesn't that mean that all the efforts I have made Is it all in vain?"

   "Let me ask you, do you just want to touch your chest?"

   Fang Mo asked suddenly.

   "Yes." The chainsaw boy nodded and said, "But it's better to be older, and don't want that cushion man."

   "Oh, there's one over there, it looks pretty big to me."

  Fang Mo pointed to the other side of the street and said, "Young man, do you want to try?"

"Ok?"

  The chainsaw boy turned his head, only to find that another demon appeared on the other side of the street at some point, but after seeing the shape of this demon, his eyes widened immediately.

  (end of this chapter)