My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 344 Nurgle God's Chosen

"shut up…"

   Hayakawa Qiu glared at Fang Mo in a bit of embarrassment.

He doesn't really protect food or something. To be honest, the taste of this thing is really disgusting. It's sticky, fishy, ​​smelly and a bit indescribably sour, and the aftertaste is disgustingly rotten. Just don't want to eat, okay?

  But this thing is an item traded by the devil contract.

  Although it tastes disgusting, it can really become stronger after eating, so how can Akira Hayakawa easily give this thing to others?

   What's more, he has already paid the price for this thing.

   It would be a shame not to eat them all.

  Thinking of this, Hayakawa Akiya continued to fight against the Essence Berry in front of him.

After thinking about it for a while, he managed to find a way, which is to pinch his nose and eat it, literally pinch his nose, and then grab a large handful of essence berries with the other hand and stuff them into his mouth to chew fiercely .

  Although it is still very disgusting.

  But Akira Hayakawa bit the bullet and ate it up.

   Then he brushed his teeth for half an hour, and the sound of retching came from the bathroom from time to time.

   Fortunately, the effect of this thing is indeed immediate. After Akira Hayakawa walked out of the bathroom, he tentatively threw two punches at the air, and obviously felt that his speed and strength had improved a lot.

   "How is it, do you feel that you have become a lot stronger?"

   Before he could think about anything, Fang Mo's voice came from the kitchen.

  Hayakawa Qiu looked up and found that the other party was carrying a knife as big as a door panel and was breaking up the tuna: "Go back and dissolve the contract between the fox and the curse. Those two idiots are only cheating and useless."

   "Can't you cut it with a kitchen knife?"

  Seeing this, Akira Hayakawa hurried over and said, "Don't break the kitchen..."

  However, just halfway through the conversation, the tip of Mayuling's cleavage knife accidentally cut through the cabinet and the wall next to it, making a 'click' sound.

   "..."

  Hayakawa Akira's face darkened immediately.

  However, Fang Mo ignored him at all, and was still cutting the tuna by himself.

It's just that Fang Mo's method is very simple and rude, unlike the superb skills of the chefs. He directly cuts off the head and tail of the fish, throws them away together with the internal organs, and then cuts the fish in half from the middle, and then cuts it from the belly Two exquisite big bellies with frosty texture.

   "Okay, done."

  Fang Mo clapped his hands, and then directly thrust Mayuling's machete into the ground next to him: "Dianci, go order some mustard, today we will have meat."

"Oh!!"

  Denji jumped up from the sofa directly: "There is meat to eat, it's great!"

   "You wait for me first!"

  Seeing this scene, Akira Hayakawa finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said directly: "Cook, cook, don't destroy the house, okay?"

   "In our Hell's Kitchen, everyone cooks like this."

  Fang Mo said with a natural expression: "I'm already very restrained in cooking with a scalpel, okay? If I take out Levatin... we will have to eat ashes bibimbap at night, and the ashes will be yours."

   "I rent this house!"

   Akira Hayakawa gritted his teeth.

   "Did you see the gold brick over there? I gave it to you." Fang Mo said directly: "Now this house is yours, so I can always be a disaster, right?"

   After speaking, he pulled out the Mayuling knife from the floor and started cutting honeydew melons.

"I…"

  Qiao Chuanqiu didn't know what to say anymore, so he walked over and pushed Fang Mo aside: "Okay, go over there and watch TV, and I'll make the rice."

   "That's fine." Fang Mo nodded with a smile: "Then I'll leave you this knife first..."

   "You take it for me!"

   Akira Hayakawa yelled again.

  Fang Mo smiled, but raised his hand to put away Mayu Ling's machete.

  Facts have proved that the essence berries are really useful. After eating some essence berries, Hayakawa’s physical fitness has been strengthened, and the cooking speed has also been accelerated a lot.

After about an hour or so, he brought the food to the table. Fang Mo glanced at it, and it was basically tuna and shrimp sashimi, Kabayaki eel, fried tempura, and Japanese-style Something like beef donburi, served with miso soup per person.

   "Ohhhhh!"

  Every time I saw this, I was so excited: "Just smelling the smell makes my mouth water. So this is the life of the rich!?"

   "It's really appetizing."

  Pava also couldn't help swallowing: "It's great that there is no vegetable that my uncle hates the most."

"There are still a lot of fish and fruit left, and I will give them to other colleagues later." Hayakawa wiped his hands, walked out of the kitchen, and then sat on the dining table and said: "But now, it is already possible dinner's ready…"

  The voice here just fell.

   Dianci and Pava began to scramble.

   "..."

  Hayakawa Qiu's forehead had a twitch of veins, but he still managed to ignore them, and stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of fish and put it in his mouth, but at this moment, his eyes widened immediately.

  As a native of an island country, Hayakawa Qiu naturally ate sashimi.

  But this smooth, tender and plump taste, the freshness of the fish itself, and the unique aroma of the melted fat are perfectly integrated together, which is more delicious than any food he has ever eaten.

  So Hayakawa Qiuya silently accelerated his eating speed.

  In short, the meal was finished quickly, and as for the dessert after the meal, it was the mango and honeydew melon brought by Fang Mo.

  After that, it was night soon. Hayakawa Akira and Denji quickly finished washing and planned to go to bed early, but when it was Pava's turn, she said that she never took a bath.

  Because her body is a blood demon, she doesn't have the habit of a human being. She didn't even flush the toilet just now, leaving her **** in it.

   Then this made everyone angry.

  Hayakawa and Denji quarreled with her again because of this matter.

This trouble has been tossing for most of the night, and I have to clean the toilet there with a dark face. This can't be helped, after all, the **** has already stuck to the toilet. Hayakawa Qiu just finished eating the essence berry, and now I feel like vomiting when I smell it. , so this job can only be handed over to Dianci to complete.

  Actually, it was very late at this time.

  Fang Mo had a great meal, and was ready to go back to his villa to sleep.

   But what he didn't expect at all was that when he just passed the toilet, a system prompt sounded in his mind.

  【System prompt: The concept of 'shit' has been researched, and you have obtained a download permission for a new mod. 】

  【System prompt: Shit module starts downloading. 】

  【System Prompt: The **** module has been downloaded, is it loaded? 】

"WTF?"

  Hearing the notification sound, Fang Mo also suddenly stopped his steps: "This module...I already have it?"

"What?"

  When Dian, who was cleaning the toilet, heard this, he also turned his head and glanced at Fang Mo.

   "It's okay, you continue to brush yours."

  Fang Mo waved his hand, and then continued to meditate.

   It's obviously impossible for the system to download mods repeatedly, after all, this has never happened before, so... maybe this is a **** mod created by another author or something? Fang Mo vaguely remembered that the **** modules of 1.7.10 and 1.12.2 were indeed not written by the same author, and the content was slightly different.

  After thinking about it, Fang Mo also silently recited a confirmation in his heart.

  【System prompt: Shit module loaded. 】

  【System prompt: It is detected that the duplication rate of **** module and **** module exceeds 99%, is it fused? 】

  【System prompt: Shit module and **** module have been integrated, do you want to name it? 】

  【System prompt: The **** module has been named, do you want to load it? 】

  【System prompt: Shit module loaded successfully. 】

  【System prompt: Since you have downloaded and run a brand new mod, you have obtained a lucky block, which will randomly select an item from any known mod. 】

[System prompt: Since you merged and named a brand new module, you have obtained a module linkage right, which allows the **** module to be linked with any module you loaded, and randomly generates some linked new modules. items or new settings. 】

   "Hahaha, I can finally make an Inuit **** knife!"

  After hearing the notification sound from the system, Fang Mo showed an evil smile after a long absence: "It's great, this must be linked with the craftsman soul."

  【System prompt: The Shit module is about to link with the Artisan Soul module. This behavior will consume one of your module links... Confirmed. 】

  【System prompt: The **** module and the craftsman soul module have been linked, please explore the specific changes by yourself. 】

   "I said Brother Fang Mo, what have you been mumbling about since the beginning?"

   As soon as the system notification sounded, Dianci stood up holding the toilet brush: "Are you interested in this toilet? Why don't you brush it twice?"

   "Sorry, I can't do this job."

  Fang Mo is in a good mood now, he just waved his hand and was about to run away: "Anyway, I'm going back to rest first, and we'll talk about it tomorrow if I have anything to do."

   "Oh, that's good."

  Dianci was quite innocent here, he waved his hand and said, "Good night then."

"The same to you."

  Fang Mo also waved his hand, then turned around and left the Hayakawa house, and returned to his villa in three steps at a time.

After returning to the villa, Fang Mo sat down on the sofa, then immediately summoned Steve, controlled it with his mind, took out the Artisan Soul Book, and looked through it, looking forward to checking the module linkage. related characteristics.

  Because the **** module is a very lightweight module.

  So the materials and enhancements added by this module are pitifully small.

Fang Mo took a look. There are only three materials here, hardened **** bricks, hardened **** blocks, and a **** frame. The material properties of the **** bricks and **** blocks are the same, called stench, and the properties of the **** frame It is exotic.

Stench: When you hold this weapon, any biological entities around you will leave you quickly. The enemies you attack also have this effect and will continue to lose blood. If you join the Chaos Land mod, there is a chance to consume durability Spawns swarms of flies.

  Exotic delicacy: It may be difficult for you to accept, but it does not rule out that some people like it. Shift+right button can consume tool durability and restore a certain amount of satiety.

   This is the material part.

   In addition, Fang Mo also discovered an enhancement called 'Bacterial Corrosion'.

  Bacterial Corrosion: Your weapon is covered by deadly bacteria. When attacking the enemy, it will cause a series of DEBUFFs such as infection, nausea, and discomfort. At the same time, the surrounding flies will actively attack this unit.

   "My good fellow, what Nurgle God's Chosen?"

  Fang Mo was taken aback when he saw this, and then he started talking to himself: "Now I'm really a thug..."

  (end of this chapter)