My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 362 What is professional-level sales?

   "So even after giving everything to you, headaches are still inevitable?"

  After the initial shock, Hayakawa Akira reacted quickly, and said helplessly: "It's better to say that this is your real purpose, and you can make trouble for me unscrupulously."

   "Then about the square moon and the **** cow..."

   "I've already said that's not okay."

  Akira Hayakawa rubbed his forehead with a bit of a headache, but after thinking about it, he said, "At least wait until I'm dead before you cut the moon."

   "Did you actually agree this time?"

  Fang Mo glanced at Hayakawa Qiu in surprise: "This is really a man who is about to die, but his words are good..."

   "Is this how you use it?"

  Hayakawa Qiu's face darkened, and then he changed the subject and said, "Okay, I didn't come here to talk nonsense with you. I have already dedicated myself to you, so give me your strength first."

   "Oh, this is fine."

  Fang Mo nodded, then directly took out a piece of **** meat and put it on the table: "You eat this first."

   "What is this again?"

  Hayakawa looked subconsciously at the piece of meat on the table, and found that it was very strange, with red liquid energy constantly emitting from the surface, which made people shudder: "What kind of devil's meat..."

"hemorrhoid."

   Fang Mo said directly.

   "..."

  Hayakawa fell silent directly, and after a long time, he couldn't help but touch his forehead: "No, we can't get over this stalk, right?"

   "This thing is really hemorrhoids."

  Fang Mo said seriously: "You don't have high vision, it's normal if you don't know, after all, the sparrow knows the hemorrhoid of the red fox..."

"I…"

  Hayakawa Qiu is really completely speechless, he ruined all the good words.

   "This is the fox meat slice I mentioned to you before." Seeing Zao Chuanqiu's speechless look, Fang Mo was also happy: "In short, I will not harm you, you can eat it with peace of mind."

   "This thing... can I eat it directly?"

  Akira Hayakawa glanced at the sliced ​​meat on the table, and it seemed that it had begun to corrode the table.

   "It is indeed a little risky."

  Hearing Hayakawa Qiu's question, Fang Mo touched his chin subconsciously. After all, this thing is a piece of meat from a tailed beast. Gold horns and silver horns can eat this stuff and survive... It doesn't mean that other people are the same.

   thought about it.

  Fang Mo took out a life talisman from his arms, and threw it to Hayakawa Qiu: "Take it."

   "What is this again?"

   Hayakawa Qiu glanced at the amulet in his hand with some doubts.

"I usually call it... the life and death talisman." Fang Mo explained: "My favorite thing is to give this thing to others. A kind person like me usually gives it to others in groups. In short, with this thing, you don’t have to be afraid, aiming at these hemorrhoids is a big feast.”

   "..."

   Hayakawa Qiu stared at Fang Mo.

   "All right, all right, it's meat." Fang Mo waved his hand: "I said it's the head office of meat, right?"

  Hearing what Fang Mo said, Hayakawa Qiu stretched out his hand and pinched a piece of meat on the table, and then put it in his mouth.

   But the moment Hayakawa put the sliced ​​meat into his mouth.

  Fang Mo started to laugh meanly again.

   "Hey~ polyps."

  However, even after hearing this, Hayakawa had no time to pay attention to him.

As soon as the nine-tailed meat slices entered his mouth, the orange-red tailed beast chakra immediately eroded his mouth. He felt as if he had swallowed countless blades in his mouth, and the splitting pain spread throughout his mouth immediately, followed by There is also a strange burning sensation, which is really painful.

   But even so, Hayakawa Akira did not spit out the meat, but began to chew hard.

  Because of its violent nature, the tailed beast chakra is extremely corrosive to the human body, which can't even be supported by Jinchuriki itself, let alone ordinary people.

  When Hayakawa Qiu swallowed a piece of Kyuubi's meat, he fell to the ground in pain.

   "Hmm... vomit..."

  I saw him clutching his stomach, retching non-stop, the pain was so painful that he was sweating profusely, and he even started to vomit blood in the end, probably because the tailed beast chakra corroded the gastric mucosa or something.

   "Don't just eat cephalosporins, drink some wine."

   Seeing this, Fang Mo also took out a bottle of regeneration potion and handed it over: "Come on, do it quickly."

  Hayakawa Qiu gritted his teeth and took the potion, and didn't have the energy to ask what it was, so he just drank the potion cleanly.

   Soon the regeneration ability was activated, and he no longer vomited blood.

   After persisting for another half an hour or so, Hayakawa Qiu finally recovered, his whole body was completely soaked in sweat, as if he had just been fished out of the water, and he was panting heavily on the ground.

"how do you feel?"

  Fang Mo squatted beside Hayao Chuanqiu: "Do you feel the power in your body?"

"No."

  Hayakawa said weakly: "I can only feel the pain..."

   "That's right, you have the power to feel the pain." Fang Mo directly opened his hands and said: "From now on, let the world feel the pain!"

   "So...how on earth do I use this power?"

  Hayakawa Akira reluctantly raised his body from the ground: "The previous powers were all entered into my brain after signing the contract, but the powers you gave me... seem to have to be explored by myself."

   "Perhaps you should meditate first?"

  After hearing Hayakawa Qiu's question, Fang Mo also recalled: "In short, we should first refine the chakra."

"Chakra?"

   "It's just a kind of energy." Fang Mo explained: "You can also call it Marsala if you like."

   "So how do I refine this thing?"

   Akira Hayakawa asked.

   "Just meditate first." Fang Mo explained: "Feel the existence of Chakra."

   "So how do I meditate?"

   Akira Hayakawa asked again.

   "Close your eyes." Fang Mo said simply: "Then control the cells of the whole body to refine chakra."

   "..."

  Hayao Chuanqiu didn't speak, and looked at Fang Mo directly with a look of "I think you are deliberately embarrassing me Hayakawa Qiu".

   "Even if you look at me like that, it's useless."

Fang Mo spread his hands helplessly: "My way of using chakra is different from yours. If you compare this thing to electricity, then I usually fight with people with a nuclear reactor. You have to ask me how to generate electricity? ...I really don't know how to do that."

"so what to do now?"

  Akira Hayakawa said: "As a human being, I really can't control the cells in my whole body, and then extract a kind of energy that I don't even know what it is."

   "Tsk, what a hassle."

  Fang Mo couldn't help complaining, and then took out a few huge scrolls from the storage space.

   "What is this again?"

   Seeing this, Akira Hayakawa also asked curiously.

   "Tutorial."

  Fang Mo said something in a muffled voice, and then opened the scroll to read it.

  Yes, when he called himself Uchiha Madara, he ordered Orochimaru and the others to help collect a few scrolls. Originally, he just wanted to record the daily use of some forbidden techniques.

But Orochimaru is a scientist, so adhering to a rigorous and serious attitude, he directly stuffed Fang Mo with a few refined editions of the Konoha Complete Ninjutsu Encyclopedia, which covered everything from chakra refining to reincarnation, psychics, and sealing Jutsu, Five Elements Ninjutsu, Forbidden Jutsu, Curse Seal, anyway, all the things that Konoha can master now are written in, even Kai's Bamen Dunjia is in it.

  When Fang Mo asked for the scroll.

   Originally, I wanted to take a look at it when I had a chance in the future, and study and study ninjutsu to pretend to be awesome.

   As a result, the lazy cancer broke out later, and these scrolls were still eating ashes in the storage space, and he took them out to study again until now.

   Fortunately, Orochimaru organizes things in great detail.

  Even if Fang Mo didn't understand anything, under his blind guidance, Hayakawa Qiu still extracted a certain amount of chakra.

  So the next thing becomes much simpler.

  Fang Mo directly drove Zao Chuanqiu home, telling him to finish eating the sliced ​​meat within a few days.

  The time came quickly and a few days later, Hayakawa Qiu finally managed to eat up the meat slices. However, before the ninjutsu training class had time to start, news came from the special class, indicating that there was a new action.

  So Fang Mo led Hayao Chuanqiu to the Metropolitan Police Department.

  In the Metropolitan Police Department, Fang Mo also met several new colleagues.

  There is no normal person here, first of all, there are angels, spiders and two demons, followed by violence, sharks and two demons.

Fang Mo observed these people for a while. The spider demon was an indifferent woman who stood there without saying a word. The shark demon seemed to be a little crazy. He wore big underpants all over his body. Everyone else stood in the middle. Hiding in a corner by himself, he kept chanting about my favorite chainsaw-sama, as if Fujimoto's twitter account had become a genius.

  The violent demon looks easy to get along with, but he wears a beak mask of a plague doctor on his face. It is said that he is too strong and must inhale poisonous gas all the time, otherwise he will easily go berserk.

And as for the last angel devil, although he is a man, he looks as good-looking as a woman for some reason. There is a halo on his head, but for some reason, he seems a little listless. To put on a bad look.

   Besides these four new colleagues, Fang Mo also saw an acquaintance, that is Dongshan Xiaohong.

  Yes, after the previous shooting, she had decided to resign, but it seems that she stayed for the bonus.

To be honest, Fang Mo was a little strange when he heard this. Didn’t he give her the emerald just for the bonus, so he went up to ask her, but it didn’t matter if he didn’t ask. Dongshan Xiaohong just said “wow” He burst into tears in public, saying that because he was too happy, he accidentally fell on the way to the jewelry store, and the gem rolled down the sewer and was washed away.

  When Dongshan Xiaohong said this, she cried miserably.

  Even the demons and demons not far away couldn't help but glance at her sideways.

  (end of this chapter)