My Stand-in is Steve

  Chapter 533 I am often out of tune with you because of being too _____

   "Could you please **** me dry?"

   Facing the astonished mosquito girl, Fang Mo still maintained an old gentleman's smile: "I have a basket of essence...Hua berries can be used for you to show off, obediently obey me today, and tomorrow I will let you evolve to the top of the dragon."

"…ha?"

  The mosquito girl here was stunned after hearing this.

   "Really, believe me, if you become Long Dian, you will be awesome."

Fang Mole said solemnly: "There is a man named Black Essence Paper in the Weird Association. After you have sucked enough essence berries, you can **** up his cell reserves of tens of megabytes in one mouthful. You have to throw the big snake in the trash can, then kneel down and call you Weird Ms. Wang."

   "..."

  However, after listening to Fang Mobalabala talking a lot, Mosquito Girl suddenly reacted.

Yes, I didn't expect that although the other party looks handsome on the outside, he is a pervert in his heart, and wants to be sucked dry by himself...I'm afraid he is either out of his mind, or has been completely fascinated by his beauty up.

"Ah."

  Thinking of this, Mosquito Girl immediately sneered: "Do you want to be sucked dry by me? Okay, then I will grant your wish... Little ones, let me **** him dry!"

  The voice here just fell.

  A monstrous sea of ​​mosquitoes once again gathered in midair.

As I said before, the other party can control the mutated mosquitoes tens of kilometers around. Although the mechanical boy has just wiped out a small part of it, the size of the mosquito swarm at this moment is still extremely large. When they gather together, they are like dark clouds covering the sun, overwhelming people. out of breath.

   I saw mosquitoes gathering in mid-air.

   Soon formed a pitch-black Milky Way composed of mosquitoes.

  After that, all the mosquitoes rushed towards Fang Mo at the same time, and there was no other sound in the whole city for a moment, only countless irritating buzzing sounds, which made people's scalps tingle.

   "Master draftsman, I told you to open your mouth to **** it yourself. Why are you calling it a mosquito?"

   Fang Mo cursed directly when he saw this, and then clasped his hands together, and the red light of the arcane ring lit up: "Fire Escape·Extinguish the Great Fire!"

   Only a bang was heard.

   A torrential fire wave soared into the sky, dyeing the sky of the entire city red in an instant.

The billowing wave of flames roared like a doomsday tsunami, with a turbulent and majestic aura, and its scale was even slightly larger than the mosquito swarms covering the sky. In an instant, the entire sky was lit up, and all the darkness They were all incinerated at the same time.

  In just an instant, everything within sight of the naked eye turned into an endless sea of ​​flames.

  The black cloud formed by the mosquitoes was burnt to residue immediately, making continuous bursting sounds of insect bodies, and the stench of burnt protein began to permeate the world.

"What!?"

   Seeing Fang Mo instantly burn up the mosquitoes all over the sky, the mosquito girl's pupils shrank suddenly: "Impossible! How could my children..."

   Yet at the moment fell into shock.

   She's not alone.

  The mechanical boy who had fallen to the ground not far away also looked at the scene in front of him in shock: "This...is this..."

  Because of being so surprised, he even forgot that he was going to explode himself.

   While Mosquito Girl was in a daze, Fang Mo grabbed her joint limb again with a snap.

"Hey, it's such a waste to burn all these mosquitoes." Fang Mo dragged the mosquito girl with one hand, and said with a sigh: "In my friend Nick's hometown, there is a special delicacy called mosquito cakes, which is popular." Call it African Burger Meat, if only a few tons of mosquitoes could be saved for him next time."

   "Well, do you still have mosquitoes in your hands?"

   Speaking of this, Fang Mo also turned his head and looked at Mosquito Girl: "If there is any, I will pack it up and send it to my friend. It is best to be alive, so that he will taste fresh..."

   "No... no way..."

   But hearing what Fang Mo said, Mosquito Girl suddenly panicked.

  Yes, she has already realized that she is no match for the other party. The man in front of her is a sea of ​​flames when she raises her hand, and she was born in the genes of insects. Fear of flames is an instinct engraved in her genes. Now the mosquito girl has obviously begun to feel fear.

  I am no match for this monster, so I must find a way to escape.

  Think here.

  The mosquito girl made a decision right away.

   She screamed, and all the remaining mosquitoes in the surrounding buildings flew out, barely turning into a cloud of black mist, and rushed towards Fang Mo.

   As for Mosquito Girl herself, she cut off her left wrist decisively.

  Blood spewed out, but the mosquito girl didn't even look at it, she turned around and flapped her wings and flew towards the sky desperately, trying to avoid the monster far away.

   I have to say that Mosquito Girl's plan is really good.

  But in front of Fang Mo today, the speed she is proud of is no different from crawling.

   Gritting her teeth, Mosquito Girl flew about several hundred meters with all her might. Seeing that she was getting farther and farther away from the other party, her tense string finally relaxed a little.

   But in the next second.

  Mosquito girl suddenly saw Fang Mo looking around, as if she was looking for something.

   Soon, Fang Mo suddenly found what he wanted, and then raised his hand, and the park bench on the side of the road flew over. Fang Mo sat on it directly, and then waved to the sky.

   "Vientiane Tianyin."

  The alarm in Mosquito Girl's heart rang loudly, but she didn't have any ability to dodge at all.

  Suddenly, a huge force that could not be resisted struck, forcibly pulling her down from the sky like a big hand, and then smashed her in front of Fang Mo with a bang.

   "Uh uh..."

   Mosquito Girl smashed a big hole in the ground, but her physical strength was not bad, and she struggled to get up after moaning a few times in pain.

   But at this moment, she suddenly saw Fang Mo in front of her.

  The other party changed into a set of blue clothes at some point, put one hand on the back of the chair, leaned on the bench and looked at Mosquito Girl with a smile.

   "Arana card?"

  Fang Mo had a very kind look on his face.

"you…"

  The mosquito girl bit her lips in despair. The man in front of her was so powerful that it was absurd. First, she attacked with flames, and then pulled herself down inexplicably.

  I was really like a bug in front of him, not an opponent at all.

  When the city was previously invaded, the doctor had warned himself that the Hero Association has a group of very powerful S-class heroes... Could it be that the other party is one of them?

   "Don't you like to smoke?"

  Fang Mo had a smile on his face, and he slightly unbuttoned a button on his chest: "Uncle, I like vampires the most..."

   "I'm not a vampire!"

  The mosquito girl tried hard to struggle: "I... I'm just a mosquito, please let me go!"

"Oh, is it so?"

Hearing this, Fang Mo shrugged and said, "I heard that mosquitoes are very despicable creatures. They like to stab their sticks into other people's bodies, and then these people will keep itching. When I think about it, I feel like a mosquito too.”

"…ah?"

  The mosquito girl couldn't help being stunned after hearing this.

   "Since they are all of the same kind, it's okay for us to sleep next to each other, right?"

A wicked smile appeared on Fang Mo's face, and then he pointed to a small hotel not far away: "But of course, we are mosquitos after all, if you want to come on the grass, it's fine, I'm someone else I don’t have any means, but I am very good at growing grass..."

   Speaking of this, Fang Mo waved his hand.

   Sure enough, a large piece of lush grass grew on the ground.

"But then again." After a large piece of grass grew, Fang Mo touched his chin thoughtfully: "I heard that mosquitoes seem to **** human blood only when they are pregnant, which means you are I'm actually pregnant now... what the hell! Doesn't that mean I'm in NTR now?"

"you…"

  The mosquito girl opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something when she heard the other party talking more and more outrageous.

   But at this moment.

   Not far away, there was a sudden scream: "Pants! My pants!"

"Um?"

  Fang Mo was also stunned when he heard the words: "What's happening with B?"

"It's now!"

  When the mosquito girl saw Fang Mo distracted, she suddenly flew up from the ground, and fled away like a ghost.

Only this time, she didn't choose to fly at high altitude, but swiped in a zigzag shape close to the ground, as if she wanted to avoid Fang Mo's skills, and rushed to the gap between the two buildings almost in the blink of an eye. Mosquito Girl's eyes suddenly lit up, as if the way to life was right in front of her eyes.

  But it happened to be in the next second.

  Suddenly, a sad and angry naked bald man rushed out of the alley.

   Before Mosquito Girl could even react, the bald head had already slapped her across the face like lightning, and slapped her directly on the face.

This huge force is so powerful that it can hardly be described by common sense. Mosquito Girl's body smashed to the ground in an instant, directly smashing a huge deep hole in the ground. A fuzzy **** mud stuck to the ground like mosquitoes killed by humans.

   "!!"

  The mechanical boy not far away seemed to have also seen this scene, and his eyes widened again in disbelief.

   "Phew, it's finally done."

   After slapping the mosquito girl to death, the bald man seemed to let out a long sigh of satisfaction, then turned around and prepared to leave.

   "Fuck! My little mosquito!"

   Seeing this scene, Fang Mo immediately stood up from the bench, and wiped his face sadly: "I haven't used it yet, why did it just become a mosquito sauce..."

  However, the naked and bald man on the opposite side seemed to ignore this side.

   At this moment, he has turned around and walked a distance.

   At this moment, the mechanical boy who fell on the ground suddenly seemed to have made a decision, and shouted at the bald head not far away: "Please! Please stay!"

   "I am a reformer who carries out justice activities alone, my name is Genos!"

  I saw the mechanical boy on the ground...or Genos suddenly shouted at the back of the opponent: "Please tell me your name!"

"What?"

  Hearing this, the bald head not far away gave him a strange look: "My name is Saitama..."

"please…"

  Ganos on the ground wanted to say something subconsciously, but he suddenly hesitated when he spoke, and then he subconsciously glanced at Fang Mo next to him.

Recalling the abnormal behavior of the other party just now, Genos thought about it seriously, and then secretly made a decision in his heart. He wanted to be an upright hero, so he immediately shouted at the bald head: "Please You accept me as an apprentice!"

"ah?"

  The bald man seemed to be stunned when he saw this.

   "Please accept me as an apprentice." Genos said seriously: "I will work hard, master!"

   "What did you say?"

Hearing Genos's words, the bald head was also obviously a little confused, and then he waved his hand and said, "Sorry, I don't have any idea of ​​accepting apprentices yet, please find someone else, I have to return Let's change clothes at home."

   After saying this, he didn't wait for Janos to say anything else.

  He turned around and planned to leave.

   "Wait! Master!"

   Genos saw that the opponent was about to leave, so he struggled and wanted to catch up, but he was too seriously injured at the moment, and fell to the ground after struggling twice: "Damn it...is the power system completely immobile?"

at this time.

   Genos suddenly felt someone walking in front of him.

  He raised his head suspiciously, and found that it was Fang Mo who had walked over at some point, and was squatting in front of him and looking down at him.

   "Hey, why do you have to learn from him?"

  I saw Fang Mo couldn't help but said: "If you want to talk about this thing, don't you have to pay attention to first-come, first-served? Obviously I saved you, why did you still worship him as a teacher in the end?"

   "Sorry, I am very grateful for your life-saving grace."

I saw Genos said seriously: "But I hope I can become a real hero, you are my savior, I am not good at evaluating your personal interests... But as a master, I still prefer Saitama-sensei, any The evil freak deserved to be killed in the first place, as he did."

   "May I ask you a question."

  After hearing what Genos said, Fang Mo suddenly asked as if thinking of something: "Your body should be made of machines, right?"

   "Basically, they are all mechanical transformation bodies."

   Genos nodded: "What's wrong?"

   "No wonder." Fang Mo nodded subconsciously when he heard this: "Sure enough, mechanical ascension is an evil way. If there are no physical organs...there is no desire for this."

"what are you saying?"

   Genos obviously didn't understand what Fang Mo said.

   "Oh, nothing."

  Fang Mo waved his hand, then thought for a while and then said: "So you want to worship him as a teacher because he is an upright person and I am a pervert, right?"

   “…You can actually correct it too.”

   Genos really didn't want to comment on his savior, so he could only turn his head aside and said.

   "No, he was also running around just now, okay?" Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "You say I'm a pervert, so why don't you say that he is also a pervert when he comes out naked to beat the weirdo? Who is like this?"

"…Um?"

  Hearing this, Genos seemed to be taken aback.

   Don’t tell me I’m short, I’ve really worked hard, I spend 5 hours a day coding, and then I spend 15 hours researching how to pass the review, I almost don’t even have time to sleep, blah blah blah.

  (end of this chapter)